Ok.... this is stupid.  Well a little bit about my self is that I'm like a hundred years old, I don't even know how I am living this long.  I'm also missing teeth and even fingers on my right hand, However, the only finger remaining is my middle finger which is kind of ironic because that is exactly how I feel about this site.  I do wear an eye patch because I lost my eye back in Vietnam.  So if you want to see an ancient shriveled up penis let me know :):):):) AHAHA