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	masforgetful



	I am not sure what to even say here. I am thinking of closing this profile and starting fresh. I was recently a collared slave for nearly 2 years, but things did not work out. Now i am just hurting,

I would die for you- garbage?

I would die for you,
I would die for you,
I've been dying just to feel you by my side,
To know that you're mine.

I will cry for you,
I will cry for you,
I will wash away your pain with all my tears,
And drown your fear.

I will pray for you,
I will pray for you,
I will sell my soul for something pure and true,
Someone like you.

See your face every place that I'm walking,
Hear your voice everytime that I'm talking,
You will believe in me,
And I will never be ignored.

I will burn for you,
Feel pain for you,
I will twist a knife and bleed my aching heart,
And tear it apart.

I will lie for you,
Beg and steal for you,
I will crawl on hands and knees until you see,
You're just like me.

Violate all the love that I'm missing,
Throw away all the pain that I'm living,
You will believe in me,
And I can never be ignored.

I would die for you,
I would kill for you,
I will steal for you,
I'd do time for you,
I will wait for you,
I'd make room for you,
I'd sail ships for you,
To be close to you,
To be part of you,
Cause I believe in you,
I believe in you,
I would die for you.?

Don't you just love it when the shit you've known about for years finally hits the mainstream?

I have somehow managed not to realize, until just now, that today is Friday the 13th.

"Are your mercenaries not as good as advertised? Come on down to Dans Mercenary Warehouse. We kill the right guy or your money back!" ~ Robot Chicken

Office Quote of the Day

"No, it's ok, I'll put pants on"

:) So nice to have things back to normal around here......

Office Quote of the Day

"No, it's ok, I'll put pants on"

:) so nice to have things back to normal here.......

Tax time ? A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,"What's your occupation?" "I'm a prostitute," she says. The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let's try to rephrase that." The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl". "No, that still won't work. Try again." They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?" "Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year." "Chicken Farmer it is."

This so reminds me of the weekend I just had:

INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL

1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby.

Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently

apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth,

pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and

repeat process.

3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil

wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with lef hand. Force jaws

open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a

count of 10.

4. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse

from garden.

5. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, holding front and rear

paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold cat's head firmly

with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and

rub cat's throat vigorously.

6. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to

buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines from

hearth and set to one side for gluing later.

7. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with its head just

visible from below spouse's armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force

cat's mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.

8. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to

take taste away. Apply band-aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet

with cold water and soap.

9. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard

and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert

spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.

10. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put door back on hinges. Apply cold

compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Throw T-shirt

away and fetch new one from bedroom.

11. Ring fire brigade to retrieve cat from tree across the road. Apologize to

neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from

foil wrap.

12. Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg

of dining table. Find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Force cat's mouth

open with small spanner. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet

steak. Hold head vertically and pour 1/2 pint of water down throat to wash pill

down.

13. Get spouse to drive you to emergency room; sit quietly while doctor stitches

fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Stop by furniture

shop on way home to order new table.

14. Arrange for vet to make a housecall.

I Killed the Easter bunny! A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jumps out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD .

The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong. "I feel terrible,?! he explains, ?I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM." The blonde says, ?Don?t worry."

She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents onto him. The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight. The man is astonished.

He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny?" The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label. It says.. (Are you ready for this?) (Are you sure?) (You know you're gonna be sorry) (Last chance) (OK, here it is) It says, "Hair Spray- Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave."

happy Easter everybody!

I'm looking for a female 3rd in NYC:

Ideally a local woman who is happy, drama free and desires to explore her submissive side. I find smart, creative individuals with laid back attitudes very appealing. Good banter is always lots of fun, but liking to be tied up, spanked, and made to cum repeatedly is great too :)

My slave and I have played with other women before, but more casually. I would prefer someone single, and something long term, but there is a lot of flexibility in our arrangement.

He likes to watch, I like to control.

If you want to know about me, please view my profile or send me a PM; right now I am far more interested in hearing about you.

Drop me a line or respond to this post if you'd like to test the waters.

To risk is to loose ones footing for a short while. Not to risk is to loose oneself.

Funiest thing I've heard all day:

"ok, I admit it. I only give people the shirt off my back because I hate doing laundry"

You can work to make yourself unhappy and weak, or happy and strong.

The amount of work is the same. Only the result is different.

I keep reading about all the fakes people encounter on here and how ready they are to give up and it makes me really sad. While it's true that there is a lot of garbage out there, what can be found mixed with it makes it worth digging through. This site was actually the first place I found to explore (I have gone through a few different profiles over the past 10 years), and though I've long since continued past it, I keep coming back because there is something of value here. I found my Master here and know of many other success stories. So please, if you are considering giving up, don't. Branch out instead. Join , find your local community and mingle a little. But check in here every once in a while. You never know who'll turn up.....

Interested in creative answers to this question:

If you were Brain, what would be your plan to take over the world tonight?

Einstein said: ?In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.?

But good luck finding the "middle" of anything in 4-dimensional curved space-time. ?

I just realized there is no flogging option in the interests section. They have so many different and wide reaching things on there, I can't believe they left something so basic out. I love flogging! Hmmmmm, I wonder what else is missing..........

Lost unseen Across an endless sea A shore unknown A place to call home The wind whispers Of loves possibility Of dooms certainty Of hidden paths And conclusions forgone.?

illegitimi non carborundum Don't let the Bastards grind you down

This is a beautiful quote from Emmanuel's Book II, by Ram Doss. What does the voice of fear Whisper to you? Fear speaks to you in logic and reason. It assumes the language of love itself. Fear tells you, "I want to make you safe." Love says,"You are safe." Fear says, "Give me frozen images. Give me something I can rely on." Loving truth says, "Only give me this moment." Fear would walk you on a narrow path Promising to take you where you want to go. Love says, "Open your arms and fly with me." Every moment of your life You are offered the opportunity to choose-- Love or fear, To tread the earth or soar the heavens.

You know what I love? How the job that let me go 6 months ago still calls me for help. Either I am just that awesome, or they are just that needy. Nah, I'm just that awesome :)

If you are a Male considering sending me an e-mail telling me how you want to be my slave, please don't. It is just a waste of your time and mine. I know there will be plenty who disregard this and write anyway, and I wonder about those the most. How can you consider yourself a submissive or slave when all you care about is your own desires? If you truly wanted to serve, you would put another's desires above your own. Read a person's profile and journal, see what they want. Can you satisfy their needs, their desires? If not, move on. Use your time and energy wisely. Write a real e-mail that includes why you think you are right for them and save the statistics for the census. Your stats should already be part of your profile anyway. Write about why you are writing to that person instead of someone else. You'll be surprised at how your response rate improves.

"The time has come," the Walrus said, "To talk of many things: Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax-- Of cabbages--and kings-- And why the sea is boiling hot-- And whether pigs have wings.". ~The Walrus and the Carpenter by Lewis Carroll Yes it is time to say enough, my plate is full, if I try to add any more something is bound to fall off..... So while I love hearing from you all, I know my responses have become more and more delayed. I am simply talking to too many people already and have far to much to do to add more. If we aren't already conversing, please understand that this is why you may not hear from me. I read every e-mail you send, but can no longer stick to my respond to everyone rule. Good luck, and aim high. "The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it but that it is too low and we reach it." ~ Michelangelo ~

Keeping my feet on the ground, when my head's in the clouds.......

Why I love my family: We went out to dinner recently and my Mother tuned to my Sister and I with a smile on her face and said "I'm so glad you girls have stopped hitting each other!" My sister and I looked at each other, turned back to her and said in unison "Yeah, we only hit other people now." :)

I will not run my friend's mother over I will not run my friend's mother over I will not run my friend's mother over .........But officer, she ran in front of my car, I swear!

If you adore me for my sex or my position of power Then it is not really me you adore but rather How I make you feel and what I can do.?

Mastered the flaming high five this morning. Smells a bit like an old burning Italian man in my living room right now, but still totally worth it.

I find it amazing that so many people complain about how there is nobody "real" on CM, yet when you go and look at their profile / receive an e-mail from them they seem pretty one dimensional themselves. A real person in a full package, vanilla & kinky, not just a bundle of kink. Who are you?

Going to need a new place to keep my toys. After this most recent trip to PP my toychest is overflowing. No regrets though- the retail therapy and new implements are totally worth it.

Things are really shitty today. I've gotten some bad news, and found out some truths I wish I'd known sooner. I hate having this drama in my life. I hate being lied to. And most of all, I hate it when people act like your friend, when they are really not.

Duets, chair races, & a beating. A fun night was had by all. And R- If you don't want to be woken up at 3am by the sound of people humping, don't sleep in my living room. :)

I really like my job, except for one thing: I haven't been paid in a month. I am supposed to be getting a check this week, but my landlord wanted the rent a week ago. He is getting really impatient. I wish I had something to give him, but I can't seem to transform $0 into $1,000. I'm usually so good at tricks like that too. *sigh* I'll just have to talk him into waiting another few days.

I'm reading everyone's e-mail but I have been far too busy to respond. I haven't even been getting to bed until after 2. Don't take it personally.

I am the blacksmith and the forge, The tempering process that helps you emerge. Stripped clean of all impurity, Strong and flexible as you were meant to be.?

"We mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor." That is the last line of the declaration of independence. Did you know that? I was discussing this with someone just now and was thinking about how so many people get caught up in the beginning, at the all men are created equal part, that they forget it was a declaration of independence and not one of equality. Equality is great, but that wasn't the point of the document, and we should all remember that. Here is a copy of the D of E. Read it. There is some really strong language in there. IN CONGRESS, JULY 4, 1776 The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America: When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. ? That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, ? That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. ? Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world. He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them. He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only. He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures. He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people. He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected, whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within. He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands. He has obstructed the Administration of Justice by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers. He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries. He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance. He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation: For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States: For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury: For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences: For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever. He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us. He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people. He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation. He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands. He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions. In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people. Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends. We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these united Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. ? And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor."

Having a blast cruising around Boston harbor enjoying the fireworks. I hope everybodys night is going as well as mine. Happy 4th of July everyone!

I had a really great time tonight. There is nothing like watching 2 men trying to beat eachother by doing a really aggressive chicken dance :)

On my way to Boston. I'm still checking email but may not respond right away.

You know what? I may be a freak, but I'm a happy freak, and anyone who has a problem with that can suck my dick.

The past two nights, Family Guy has been very BDSM oriented. From Peter shooting Louis and her telling him to stick his finger in the wound and wiggle it to Stewie's new obsession with making his mother punish him, it's amazing.

Brian from Family Guy: "I saw this penis on the internet today and I though...Well that's just fine" I love that show.

I exist in a state of tingling anticipation Exhilaration that a future I'd given up on will soon be mine The knifes edge of lust and despair crossed over All the pieces will soon align.? I am reborn to the chase The battle of wills The pleasure of pain Spun like ribbons of heat From me to you The cycle complete.

Do you ever get the feeling that if you allowed it you'd be walking down the street on a carpet of human bodies? No? Guess it's just me then.

I just got back here the other day and I have 20 pages of mail. Unbelieveable. I will get back to all of you, be patient.

I belonged to this site many years ago but I guess it's been so long since I logged on my profile is gone. Oh well. This site has gone through some nice changes since I was last on. I don't remember this wonderful BDSM gear section. Some nice new toys to add to my wish list (evil laugh) Oh what fun I'm going to have with some poor sub. I've been saving this up for 6 years :)

Had ball gag show & tell with my roommates this morning. It was fun. Thanks babe!