The short form for the impatient:
Looking for an interesting, patient, caring, open minded, sensual, affectionate, cuddly friend who desires an open and honest relationship that seeks to explore life and meet its challenges with an equally interesting partner in crime!
Longer form, for the seriously disturbed:
Very few will ever see that which resides with in me. Trust is delicate and most are bold trodding over a delicate soul. Can you pick my lock?
He is a 32 year old furry geek from Maryland. He's currently spending too much time at his mobile office, and not enough time out having fun. Care to help him correct his horrible habit? Does being dragged out of the office into this strange thing they call public to engage in the foreign concept known as fun count? Oh, I guess so...
He's a mature, single bachelor who's got his head screwed on straight (and that is about the only thing that is straight about him). He is on the “a little extra” side of average, but carries it well. He can think of much more enjoyable things to do than spending two hours in a gym every day and hopes you can too. ;)
What is he looking for? He is pretty adventurous and open minded, so you should be open minded as well. If he was to suggest jumping off a cliff, he would want you to say "Uh, yeah, I'll just jump when I see YOU land, stupid." In other words, be open minded, but don't be stupid.
He loves...a challenge, learning - even when the lessons are difficult, exploring, staying up late, watching the sun come up, snuggling up in front of a fire, camping in the great outdoors, playing RPGs/MUDs (MMORPGs are lame), space combat sims, collecting the nostalgia of my childhood, sensuality, touch, sensations, trying new things, reactions, procrastination, shopping, snowstorms, lightning.
He is helpful, generous, positive, dependable, passionate, dominant, giving, flirtatious, open, private, interesting, interested, geeky, intellectual, an avid Nintendo collector, a gamer, a good conversationalist, agnostic, traditional, tough, brutally honest, contemplative, happiest when helping and giving to others, fiercely loyal and a great cuddler.
He loathes dishonesty, close-mindedness, drunk drivers and rude folks. He dislikes sadists, sheep, outsourced customer service, and one night stands.
He is very passionate, cuddly, dirty-minded, and paradoxical.
Still with me? Awesome!
Looking for an interesting, patient, caring, open minded, sensual, affectionate, cuddly friend who desires an open and honest relationship that seeks to explore life and meet its challenges with an equally interesting partner in crime!
Longer form, for the seriously disturbed:
Very few will ever see that which resides with in me. Trust is delicate and most are bold trodding over a delicate soul. Can you pick my lock?
He is a 32 year old furry geek from Maryland. He's currently spending too much time at his mobile office, and not enough time out having fun. Care to help him correct his horrible habit? Does being dragged out of the office into this strange thing they call public to engage in the foreign concept known as fun count? Oh, I guess so...
He's a mature, single bachelor who's got his head screwed on straight (and that is about the only thing that is straight about him). He is on the “a little extra” side of average, but carries it well. He can think of much more enjoyable things to do than spending two hours in a gym every day and hopes you can too. ;)
What is he looking for? He is pretty adventurous and open minded, so you should be open minded as well. If he was to suggest jumping off a cliff, he would want you to say "Uh, yeah, I'll just jump when I see YOU land, stupid." In other words, be open minded, but don't be stupid.
He loves...a challenge, learning - even when the lessons are difficult, exploring, staying up late, watching the sun come up, snuggling up in front of a fire, camping in the great outdoors, playing RPGs/MUDs (MMORPGs are lame), space combat sims, collecting the nostalgia of my childhood, sensuality, touch, sensations, trying new things, reactions, procrastination, shopping, snowstorms, lightning.
He is helpful, generous, positive, dependable, passionate, dominant, giving, flirtatious, open, private, interesting, interested, geeky, intellectual, an avid Nintendo collector, a gamer, a good conversationalist, agnostic, traditional, tough, brutally honest, contemplative, happiest when helping and giving to others, fiercely loyal and a great cuddler.
He loathes dishonesty, close-mindedness, drunk drivers and rude folks. He dislikes sadists, sheep, outsourced customer service, and one night stands.
He is very passionate, cuddly, dirty-minded, and paradoxical.
Still with me? Awesome!
