Will eventually get round to writing the usual toss in here. In the meantime, first person to guess what my username stands for wins a massive fucking boat.
Update: Boat has been won. Plenty of runner-up prizes available, coffee-makers, garden furniture, free dough balls at Pizza Express and so on. Do keep guessing.
Long story short, I've been around this now about 6 years. I've done a lot of things, met a lot of people - I know how to tie a knot, is what I'm saying. Now I want to meet someone genuine; I know this might throw a lot of people off, but I want someone I can introduce to my parents, hypothetically.
If it's just play, experimentation or full-time, never off D/s then I'm not a fit for you. Conversely, if you want someone who can pin you down and put you in your place, but also has fucking...something to say to you over dinner, then get in touch.
Can't be fucked with anything articulate or incisive in the journal. Gonna just bellow 80's song lyrics like a pisshead outside a carryout.
Ma-ma-ma my Sharona!
There is nothing, not one thing, less attractive than somebody asking for "tribute".
