Was amused lately by a friendgirl.  Took her shopping (I cannot pick out clothes for shit) and we went into the pet store and they have a machine where you can make a name tag for your pet.  So I told her,

Make a nametag.  She asked me what should it say.  I told her "fucktoy"

So she giggled.. I had already picked up a dog collar.  I think she assumed I was getting it for the dog.

I got over to where she was and she handed me a nametag with my dogs name on it.

I told her what did she not understand.  She looked puzzled and said.  You really wanted me to print one that says "fucktoy"?

Well fucking duh.  So I paid for another tag.. watched as she printed it out and one of the employees came over and asked if the machine was acting up..I said no just the operator...

He looked puzzled but my friendgirl was now a deep shade of red.

Anyway... we get home and she says is that for me?

I tell her no.. it's for someone else..

So she assembles the ring the tag and the collar and puts the damn thing on.

So now am I a "fucktoy"?

I told her no it's for someone else.  The sight of her disappointment was almost too much to bear.

Later on after we had lunch together and came back to the house she went to her apartment, as her boyfriend would be home later and if she wasn't at home he would of course assume the worst........I cannot for the life of me find that damn collar and tag.

I will probably end up having to make another one now.