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I DEMAND BETTER EMPLOYERS

I'm totally amazed by some of the lucky campers that use collarme.com chat services.  I talk everyday to people in hugely well paid jobs or with incredible government positions, fighter pilots, research scientists, I bet even Enstein would have trundled through collar me for 14 hours a day had the internet been around back then, and of course had he been a bit kinky!

These people must have absolutely wonderful and caring employers, allowing them just to fill their already hectic working life with BDSM chat.  I'm particularly impressed by the military leaders who allow their charges to release tons of what seems like secret information over irc.

Its TOTALLY never crossed my mind that these beautiful amazing people are telling a few small fibs and are actually wearing a grubby sweater and sitting in a room that resembles the place that the really fat man lived in the movie Seven.

Magic tree anyone?

Alot of people on CM upload a pic taken by their webcam, thats totally alright, but the vast majority of them aren't looking at the camera when they take their snaps.  Rather they are looking down at the screen to see what it looks like.

OK PEOPLE heres how it works, you set up the shot, look at the screen to see its perfect, hover your mouse over the "shutter" and when you are happy, just lift your eyes and stare into the camera lens.  ITS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

The juxtaposition of this of course is when doing a TV interview, a camera, 4mm from your face and your NOT allowed to look into it but rather gaze lovingly into the overly attractive journalists eyes.  Its impossible not to squint nervously at the best Karl Zeiss the TV company can afford.