Meet Me at the stroke of midnight
By the swamp down in the wood.
I'm gonna make you love Me baby
Like you never thought you could.
you gonna drink My magic potion,
And your bloodshot eyes is gonna shine.
you'll be a slave forever
To My alligator wine.

-- Screamin' Jay Hawkins

In a nutshell, I am a well-educated slave-owner looking for additional perverse and twisted slaves to join My Household.

I have a great many interests.  Some of them are listed here, some of them are not.  Many are perverse.