12/5/2016 5:25:39 PM: FAQ:  Am I sure that I don't want some sex or other freakiness with a guy?  Lesbian, not Bisexual.  If you don't know the difference look it up.  Ask yourself this: Would you flag-down the trashman and offer to blow him?  Neither would I, and doing it with any guy has that much appeal to me.  Just keep it in the trashtruck.

9/6/2014 11:20:37 AM: It's not a bad thing that you want to be a slave.  The philosopher Aristotle, who essentially invented Western thought, was a slave and a ponyboy.  Many of the people we admire most give up their freedom, clergy, soldiers.  Most jobs take your freedom an hour at a time.  What you want is a lot more normal than people think.

7/25/2014 8:56:00 PM:  I have plenty of room and a privacy fence, but I still must be discrete.  she has to be smart enough to at least understand the complexity of my life so as not to rock my boat. I want a happy healthy girl who is humbly obedient.

10/25/2013 11:24:58 PM: Where do these chicks come from?  No you are not moving your cockatoo into my house.  No you are not moving you shiatsu into my house.  Oh, you have a doll house collection?  No.  Grow up!    Another thing I should disembogue some of these girls of is that we aren't at camp.  I'm not looking for a friend here.  I have plenty of friends.  I don't order them to clean my toilet with their own toothbrush.  You will be doing that while they laugh about it with me over mojitos.   My friend Stefanie was asking me if I share all my facebook links on here.  I almost laughed my drink through my nose.

10/25/2013 6:41:04 PM: I don't have time for any useless cooky's drama.