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ucanttakethis
Hetero Male, 44, Wilmington, Delaware 
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ucanttakethis

PLEASE NOTE MY PROFILE IS WOEFULLY OUT OF DATE. I WILL UPDATE IT WHEN I CAN.


It is easiest to copy and paste my profile from a similar site:

 

I definitely have a strong Dominant bent, and most of my fun surrounds the kind of things that Doms do. This does not rule out purely sexual fun, and I also tend to make lasting, supportive friendships with people regardless of whether they are play partners, lovers, or neither.
 
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I'm just exploring who and what are out here. I have regular interactions with a woman who is also very dominant but will bottom for me. We have a great time, both together and apart.
 
I’m really good at
REAL WORLD:
- communicating at an intellectual level, even in media where communicating in text-speak seems appropriate
- using proper grammar, syntax, capitalization, punctuation, spelling, and sentence structure
- not judging others for casual use of grammar, syntax, capitalization, punctuation, spelling, and sentence structure
- irony, sarcasm, and (I apologize in advance for this) puns
- keeping an even temper

SEX AND KINK:
- convincing the vanilla world that I fit into its conservative strictures
- assessing someone's pain threshold from non-verbal cues
- introducing newbies to a kinky lifestyle
- distinguishing between those who bottom because they are naturally submissive, masochistic, adventurous, experimental, or kinky from those who bottom because they are insecure
- earning return visits from those that try me "one time"
 
The first things people usually notice about me
REAL WORLD:
- I look about 5-10 years younger than I am, except for a grey streak

SEX & KINK:
- That I am the "nicest" Dom they've ever met
 
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
- A Clockwork Orange
- Xanth
- Green Eggs and Ham
- Lord of the Rings trilogy and the Hobbit
- The Monster at the End of this Book
- 50 Shades of Grey is NOT on this list. I just have to mention this because it is probably a necessary keyword for someone of my ilk.

Movies:
- A Clockwork Orange
- Jacob's Ladder
- Anything produced by Mel Brooks
- The Muppet Movie
- National Lampoon's Vacation
- The Secretary
- The Last Starfighter

Shows:
- Futurama
- M*A*S*H
- Phineas & Ferb
- Dr. Who (guilty pleasure, sorry)
- Animaniacs
-MST3K (the Joel era)

Favorite Show Theme Songs:
- Fairly Odd Parents
- Animaniacs
- Pinky and the Brain
- The Monkees

Music:
- They Might Be Giants
- Weird Al (yes, another guilty pleasure)
- Tom Lehrer
- Stray Cat Strut
- Jazz (though I can't name almost any songs or any artists)
- Anything with the Muppets
- The Lumberjack Song (from Monty Python)
The six things I could never do without
REAL WORLD:
- Family
- Occasional escape from the real world
- Air conditioning (guilty pleasures abound)
- Hot sauce, hot peppers, and related seasonings
- Ethnic restaurants and recipes
- Early 20th century Ashkenazic a capella men's choir music

SEX AND KINK:
- Consent
- Sadistic play*
- A place to play
- Unabashed cum swallowing
- Opportunities to initiate the uninitiated
- Polysexuality (I am married, and I have at least one sub that identifies as my "girlfriend" at the moment)

*It should be noted that while I do require a certain degree of pain/torture play in my sex life, it is not required of every partner, nor in every sexual episode.
 
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- How our society is geared so much towards intellectual pursuits, but at the same time, we seek out the base, animalistic, earthy needs of putting our body parts in each other's holes

- The disparate "markets" between what men seek and what women seek, and how comparable those markets are to traditional supply-and-demand market economies

- How many different kinds of "love" there are

- How submissive giving a simple blow job is

- Why men (incl. myself) are so fascinated with anal

- The Buttered Cat Paradox
 
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
 
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
- I couldn't do 75% of what my submissive/bottom playmates have done for me over the years.

- As "unDominant" as it may seem, I love going down on a woman (yes, I *know* unDominant is not a word)

- This will make me sound like a completely pansy, but I can recite 30+ quotes from The Princess Bride

- In the favorite books/movies category, I actually added more than one entry when I saw them in other people's profiles and it reminded me that it was something I loved

- My interest in karaoke rises to the level of a fetish
 
You should message me if
- You are an experienced female submissive looking for a regular Dominant play partner

- You are interested in being Topped by both a male and female Dom

- You are a newbie interested in a single experience to find out what it's like to be whipped

- You are interested in watching a whipping (note: If you are a male, you will need to supply something in return, since I get a lot of these requests and have no independent interest in males)

- You are not the jealous type

- You think you can do a "blindfolded visit" (ask me about this)

1/15/2017 6:47:35 AM: The term unicorn has been applied to single females that play with M/F couples because, among other things, it is so rare to find a real one. My sub and I are looking for the 'ultimate' unicorn. Not only are we looking for another woman, we're looking for one that can host the two of us and that is okay meeting without exchanging pictures. Compounded levels of impossible, right?But she eats pussy very well and enthusiastically, handles a dildo expertly, and needs to be fucked by someone with a strap-on. Any takers?

5/22/2014 1:59:55 PM: Sad to report that Collarme seems to be falling out of style. The new profiles in this area seem to be diminishing to one a week. So either people are not finding CM useful any longer or else that one guy who creates a constant stream of fake-women profiles has moved on to more lucrative acts of fraud.

3/1/2014 7:57:42 PM: Been a while since a good head-scratcher came along, but here it is from a local young lady's profile: 'Insulting emails are just going to be deleted unread.' Umm... if you know it is insulting, it's a little late for that 'unread' part, dontcha think? (she's otherwise pretty hot though)

10/2/2013 4:08:24 AM: On OKCupid, individual profiles have a section called 'The Most Private Thing I'm Willing To Admit.' On one of those profiles I stumbled on the following answer: 'i'm not willing to admit nothing unless i know someone to admit something to.' I couldn't tell whether she was truly trying to be clever or whether she got lost in mid-sentence (from the context of the rest of the profile though, I am leaning towards the latter). But I am reminded of the immortal words of Tolkien: 'I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.'

9/10/2013 3:57:59 AM: Today's chuckle du jour: 'I'm willing to try anything once, depending on what it is.' (her profile was otherwise very sweet, and I'm certainly not picking on her)

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 Pittsfield, Massachusetts