Dictator in search of a subject. Certainly not malevolent, but what fun is power if you don't abuse it a little? After all, you don't mind, do you? You weren't doing anything with all this power anyway, just leaving it around for anyone to pick up. Sloppy; clearly you can't manage this on your own. No, it's ok, it's not that much trouble at all. I'm going to settle in over here, and you keep going. I'll watch. Closely. Oh, of course I'll tell you what I think you can do better, it's really very sweet of you to ask. Yes, yes, I know you need constant attention and correction so you don't fuck up. Don't you worry at all, we're going to be just fine.