I make 8 track mix tapes but no one listens to them.
They say time heals all wounds, except decapitation, that stuff is permanent.
My grandma had a stroke down her left side, she is all right now.
I mess with Texas.
I can be very spontaneous if given enough forewarning.
I flunked out of mime college for speaking. I wanted to be the worlds first speaking mime.
I am easily the most humble person you will ever know, just ask me.
I like tai chi and chai tea.
A few years ago I conquered the world, but drank to much at the after party and when I came to the world had taken itself back.
I am a punctual procrastinator.
I am a pretty tolerant person unless your name happens to be Lactose.
I do not walk or run with scissors, I make them come to me.
Communication Honesty Loyalty Faithful Trust
Were all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness.... and call it love.... true love......
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