High functioning introvert. Poly, open and open minded. I'll help you stay quiet when I need you to be quiet. Lets be mindful of your eye contact and demeanour also. I'm aware it can be tricky sometimes but I am so delightfully helpful. Sexual sadist so your good behaviour isn't going to completely avoid pain - it's going to hurt but it might hurt less.

I am technically minded, I like to deconstruct and learn. Toy with, tinker and rebuild - to make things better. I am watchful, considering, vigilant and demanding. I trained a cat to use a toilet - I am patient.

My paraphilias and predilections are are plentiful. I'm kinky, toppy, eloquent and adore manners. I am pleasant to be around but I am very time poor.

We're likely to get coffee or tea a few times before I invite you around to watch dumb movies. We're going to make it through most of a movie before you get to pick one of the toys but not how it's used. You'll keep my attention with a decent opening message or a lengthy reply. If you're not very forward that's not a problem. I don't care if you've covered it in your profile - tell me about yourself. Tell me why this profile appealed to you. I'll help take care of the rest. Give me five sentences and I'll give you time of day.

If you're not in or travelling to Australia I'm not interested. Early in the conversation we're going to make sure we are not wasting each others time.