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Single, well-educated, well-traveled, professional male. I like a sub who is strong and independent, yet chooses to be submissive to her man. That is, she does not need a man for "limping along in life" but does need to serve her man because it is in her DNA. That is what make her happy and content. Enjoy the tongue-in-cheek journal entries! Note: Some entries need a context, so they may not make sense unless you read the journal extensively. You do not have to agree with my views. Heck, I hardly agree with my own views. I welcome your thoughtful and challenging banter. Another Note: Experience shows that hardly anyone reads the profile, let alone a rather extensive journal.

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3/5/2018 6:36:12 AM
For Agent Orange in the White House, everything is bigger than Watergate. Interesting, coming from the small fingered vulgarion!

12/30/2017 7:04:34 AM
God bless America! Vietnamese are warm and wonderful people, notwithstanding the fact that Vietnam is still feeling the effects of Agent Orange. Kids are still born here with deformities, sadly. And we have Agent Orange in the White House. Regardless of what God did in the past, given her busy schedule, now may be the right time for God to bless America. Why take chances, dear God!

12/30/2017 6:50:21 AM
I see frequently enough the existential question: Is anyone real here? At least in one part of the world - that is, the US of A - alternate facts are a reality. This opens the door for many realities, depending on your very own facts, damn be facts. Of course, alternate facts tend to be less than factual but matter not to the believers. And there are plenty. Back in the day, they were called nut jobs.

12/30/2017 6:36:46 AM
Where did time go? An oft asked question, rhetorically or philosophically. Well, time didn?t go anywhere we didn?t. Time is moving precisely at the same speed as we are, so long as we are on planet earth. Time went with us wherever we went, or vice-versa. And time is moving along with us. And time will move along with us in the future. But then again, where did time go. Who knows! You are in the best position to answer it for yourself. May time never leave you, or else you might find yourself 6 feet under. Or the legal requirement different these days?

12/30/2017 6:14:51 AM
Currently on a 2-month trip through Southeast Asia. Done Thailand and Laos. In Vietnam right now. Vietnam is pretty nice indeed. Cambodia is next and last.

11/13/2017 9:20:34 AM
Roy Moore aint no Roger Moore. Do I hear amen! Roger had girls coming on to him.

11/9/2017 6:21:16 AM
Make America Bend Again: Agent Orange folded to demands by the Chinese to not allow any questions from the press in the press conference, reversing age old tradition of American leaders standing up to the Chinese for freedom of expression and freedom of press. Tangerine squished!

11/9/2017 5:49:54 AM
Blame America Again: Agent Orange praises China and blames America for trade deficit.

11/9/2017 3:45:59 AM
APB for Neanderthals: Trans woman beats Neanderthal in Virginia state legislature election.

11/9/2017 3:15:11 AM
Pussy grabbed back in Tuesday?s election!!!

11/9/2017 2:24:58 AM
Agent Orange - aka f?king moron, per Rex - got squeezed in China, as he was in Japan, S. Korea and way earlier in Mexico. Just goes to show that mindless barking is easier and biting.

8/21/2016 5:21:11 AM
Is forever forever?

8/14/2016 7:47:35 AM
Agent Orange is an unguided missile. Lord help us with where it lands!

8/9/2016 6:22:04 AM
Anthropologists state emphatically that Neanderthals were NOT orange. So please stop insulting Neanderthals, they say.

7/15/2016 9:53:07 PM
Did you see that logo, the one orange created for orange and tangerine?

7/7/2016 8:22:55 AM
Many thought Gretchen Carlson was kissing ass. It now turns out that another offer was on table. Do you think she make the right decision in choosing between kissing and sucking?

7/7/2016 8:20:04 AM
Spewing venom catches up with Gretchen Carlson. Irony is delicious! As they say in Heartland America: Karma is a bitch. And now she has a name.

7/6/2016 8:55:34 AM
Chilcot Reoprt: Blair was dumb, Bush dumbest!

7/4/2016 2:02:04 AM
Sean Hannity?s tangerine dream is coming true!

6/24/2016 9:27:35 AM
The Trump "Mini Me" on Jimmy Fallon was yuge'ly hilarious.

5/17/2016 2:38:43 PM
Trump's image makeover plan: "I never said anything that I ever said."

5/17/2016 2:32:44 PM
From the RNC think tank (thinking in the tank): But if Trump surrounds himself with non-idiots, it won?t matter so much that he is an idiot.

5/17/2016 2:04:24 PM
The orange face is coming. The orange face is coming!!!!

5/15/2016 7:40:11 AM
The most recent poll shows that Trumps supporters: 1. Are angry, angry, angry but can not coherently articulate why 2. Consider personal life a failure 3. Wish others were bigger failures than they are

5/15/2016 6:43:29 AM
BREAKING: Agent Orange has nothing to do with Trump being orange.

5/15/2016 6:10:45 AM
Trump make the "loud, ugly American" image around the world, as unfair as it might be, much louder and uglier.

5/15/2016 6:05:05 AM
Media is completely missing the point by digging up the past to prove Trump is a clown. It is precisely this circus that the GOP has voted for.

5/15/2016 5:59:16 AM
Did you see that homeless man with the sign: "Give me $1 or I'll vote for Trump."? He could become the richest man in the world, with proceeds flying in from all over the world.

5/14/2016 6:20:39 AM
Is there a forwardlash?

4/14/2016 9:29:51 AM
A clever saying proves nothing, or something like that.

4/11/2016 10:39:49 AM
Is Trump a natural or unnatural disaster?

4/10/2016 9:31:01 AM
Do you cook a pizza or bake a pizza? If you really spend some time thinking about this musing, you better grab a glass of nice wine. And, do NOT blame me. Ha!

4/10/2016 9:29:53 AM
There is a difference between being a slut and being slutty. It doesn't matter why I say this or what I mean by this. What matters is your your own thinking suggests. Keep smiling!

3/27/2016 3:33:50 AM
Has CS dropped today the list of interests in profiles?

7/31/2013 4:42:56 PM
No one has been able to confirm who or what is breeding the at Palin household, given that Bristol has been both the taker and maker -can't help you if you are too dense to get it, just like the Palins - confusing the 47% crowd, all ready with the magic underwear.

7/31/2013 4:34:20 PM
Swinging big dick is hubris. Dick swinging big is Republican (or, is it just Cheney with his daughter Liz holding on?).

7/31/2013 4:19:09 PM
Dicks swinging Republicans are pre-ejaculating, leaving a dirty taste for idiots, obviously called the Republicans. Efforts to inject sanity into this breed have been thwarted by small-dick leaders like Limbaugh caught with drugs including Viagra, Hannity the clueless, Cheney tied to his dick and his daughter Liz pulling on it, Willard & Ann wearing the magic Mormon underwear, McCain supported by his wealthy wife, Santorum and his wife who lived with many sugar daddy's before him and finding religion, Newt & the Blonde and multiple- and inter-generational tragedy of southern love, etc. Hope the nation sleeps well, knowing the breeding that bypassed Darwin in Republican lineage.

7/31/2013 4:01:45 PM
Paul Ryan is still waiting for his purported dick to grow smaller to fit in his mouth, for the fantasy world isn't real, as the little boy learned from his mama, that he should have never forgot. Until then, the boy keeps blabbing, against everything his mama told him: Small dick can try to swing big, but it will be short at the end. Yo mama, right on for the small swinging dicks!

7/29/2013 6:43:02 PM
Perry was a buffoon. Willard was an unhinged-from-reality tragic comedy. W was a global, human tragedy. Once upon a time tribunals mattered, because of our national character. Now we have Republicans.

7/29/2013 6:26:46 PM
The stupid are becoming more so, even threatening the level achieved by Willards. Ann awaits anxiously, without a clue, notwithstanding her magic Mormon underwear.

7/29/2013 6:16:22 PM
Willard and Ann had sex 7 times: 5 were tragedies and 2 were miscarriages

7/29/2013 5:38:54 PM
Neocons declared that Obama is weak for not using nukes on Carlos Danger. Carlos says he is damned if he pulls out his Danger or if he does not, for the size can be overwhelming. Before responding, the only info Republican leadership wanted was how the walrus-floppy-Limbaugh feels. Carlos is hispanic and therefore an-unmitigated danger, compounded by his last name, that in itself is Danger. Neocons blame the misguided immigration policy that favors Carlos obviously, if not Danger. The stakes are high, as Neocons demand a nuclear attack NOW. The latest reports also indicate however that Willard & Ann are still caught up in their magic Mormon underwear. FYI: Carols is Jewish. Religious heritage of Danger is a lively debate among Republicans, to which the Pope said: Who cares!

7/29/2013 5:23:57 PM
Republicans scramble, when the Pope says: We must not judge "the gays." This is against the very foundation of the Republican Party, whch is: To judge and condemn. The leadership vowed to come up with more areas of hatred, to feed the chattel, to win elections. And the Republicnans voters will keep coming, without a thought in their head. That s one thing that the Republican leadership can count on: hate-filled, mindless chattel, following dictates from the totally clueless, called the Republican leadership.

7/27/2013 12:27:34 PM

Why do folks keeping talking about Chemistry? That propulsion, movement and action/reaction is all about Physics, regardless of the enormity of Chemistry. Do I hear Amen? Oh ok, that will be on Sunday at 11, after this sermon (no, not semen!). Cheers!


7/26/2013 4:30:20 PM
Calm down. Hold your horses (very southern, indeed). The stupid exist and we must deal with them. The stupid exist at least in the Republican party and on this site. Tragedy it is but reality too.

7/25/2013 2:36:18 PM

Hillary is advising Huma. One minor issue though: Bill is no Weiner.


7/25/2013 2:17:36 PM

At least one Weiner is being recalled!


7/25/2013 2:04:05 PM

Winners are defined by losers, and losers are defined by winners.


7/22/2013 3:19:04 PM

Alternative reality is a misnomer, for it is NOT reality. Aliens are welcome to aregue, and non-aliens can respond too, with sanity intact. Hugs!


7/22/2013 3:12:59 PM

Is there a scientific test to test a scientific test?


7/22/2013 3:11:48 PM

What is worse: omission or commission?

Hint: There is no right answer.  :)


7/19/2013 5:03:51 PM

Follow your bliss! Success is a destination, defined only by you. And, I hope you never reach your destination, for then there would not be much else to enjoy. But, I sure hope you get very close to it. Cheers!


7/12/2013 3:34:44 PM

At least some folks can not see my profile when I "private message" them. Any suggestions? Thanks!


7/12/2013 2:51:46 PM

A San Francisco TV channel, KTVU, reported the name of a victim in the Asiana plane crash as: Ho Lee Fuk

 


3/20/2013 12:44:05 PM

Shit, You Can't Make Up

Headline from BBC: Arizona debates transgender access to public toilets

Right-wing nuts may indeed have a point, that evolution is failing. Assholes like them are regenerating faster than the sane!


3/19/2013 4:33:55 PM

Cruz and the Gaping Hole of His Illegal Mother

Ted Cruz admits looking into his mother's massive, gaping hole from which he came, as an American citizen. That makes him, the clueless Cruz, hate all immigrants and sluts with massive gaping holes like his mother's.

Republican's love the hatred of any kind, especially of immigrants! Of course, they speak from the position of strength, known in the right-wing circles as the position of hate. And, no one can be more hateful that a Cruz who hates his own very mother for her massive gaping hole, thus being the darling of right-wing nuts. And the Cruz keeps in cruising!


3/19/2013 3:25:23 PM

The Size of Magazine

Limits are not on the number of pages, or number or proportion of ads. Aren't you happy! The First Amendment is thriving! What about the number of bullets?


3/19/2013 1:13:45 PM

New Mexico is NOT Mexico rediscovered! Americans can indeed visit New Mexico without a passport.


3/19/2013 1:10:48 PM

The most relevant pics of Jodi Arias are that of her behind because that is where she is getting it, in her trial. Oh yeah, she was an anal virgin before the victim she murdered. Wrong! But, if you believe that, your mental ability is beyond repair and your mental virginity was broken before you popped out of the hole that is your birthplace.


3/19/2013 1:04:53 PM

Free shipping doesn't mean the ship is free. Often times, it is not even a ship. Free shipping just means that you have just been shafted on the price of the product. Of course they did not change the price of the product. You are getting a deal on the shipping cost, for the product that could not sell for the published price.


3/18/2013 2:19:11 PM

Willard is soooooo Jodi!

The murder trial of Jodi Arias brought in an "expert," typically known as paid-for whatever you want. Regardless, Jodi is disconnected from reality, the good Dr. says, that is so consistent with magic-Mormon-underwear wearing clueless Willard.

The postmortem does suggest that Willard is unhinged from reality, despite his magic Mormon underwear. The Willard family is struggling so tragically because they can not make Willard understand. "He is so fucking clueless and thinks he is winning like Sheen," says a close relative like son or grandson or great grandson. 


3/17/2013 3:42:59 PM

Petulant Spray from the Convention of Plain Assholes And Confused (CPAC)

The salad mix of the assholes & confused included shrill Palin, McCarthy Ted, trying to adjust what might sell Rubio, still viable only because of daddy Jeb, and the utterly useless and clueless.

But hey, that is a victory for vocally-challenged Reinhold Reince Priebus. Yes Reinhold, you are winning, just like Charlie Sheen was.

Ratings are great, as they often are, for a roadside accident or a Roman tragedy (or some other European tragedy in the case of Reinhold).


3/16/2013 4:37:46 PM
The reality show: Beyond Sexual Perversion, will star Sarah, Tod, and the litter, and illegitimate litter of the litter.

3/16/2013 4:30:25 PM
Rumors are getting louder about the gay connection between Marcus Bachmann and Todd Palin.

3/16/2013 4:24:04 PM
Argentine Pope supports Brazilian.

3/16/2013 1:46:52 PM

Rewind and Spew: Palin opened her mouth!

And, the clueless right-wingers were sucking on everything they could find her spit.

In the meantime, Todd Palin was looking for Michele Bachmann for fun. And Mr. Bachmann was looking for Kobe Bryant. Go figure!

Hypocrisy is the name of the game, when it comes to hardcore, right-wing nuts. Gay thing is NOT ok until my offspring is gay (Cheney, Portman, et al). Underage sex with contraception is not ok UNTIL my morally-challenged, underage daughter gets pregnant (Palin).

Morality is for others. The clueless, illiterate, hatred-filled nuts would always follow  demagogues (Cheney, Portman, Palin, Bachmann, and the list goes on!) who spew hatred.


3/15/2013 2:05:07 PM

Rationality v Morality

When morality defeats rationality just as insanity beats reality, the Catholic Church wins. Pope Francis raised his glass to that, as he had raised his glass to condemn the believers for being against the Argentina junta. The now-Pope LOVED the junta, we now know, tragically.

We can not judge, as the church says. We just hope that a higher power would render the just judgment for the Pope who hides behind legalities. Oh wait, his deposition under oath is being released right now and he is just the crafty steward of the church as you might have expected.

Pope: Tragedy Confirmed! Read the deposition. "Assholes are Us" truly competes for the tagline that defines the church, tragically.


3/15/2013 1:37:40 PM

CPAC: Collection of Piss-Ass Crazies

The annual CPAC circle-jerk invited dignitaries that include: Willard in his magic Mormon underwear, the "stupid party" leader Jindal, unguided Cruz missile, and the generally stupid and clueless.

FYI: The clueless are VERY different from the stupid. But at the end, the clueless and stupid are both right-wing nuts.


3/15/2013 1:13:58 PM

Vatican: Globalization Has Consequences

"We can not deny reality," said the Vatican. "We had no choice but to outsource the Pope. We still promise to remain at least 300 years behind on issues that effect the personal lives of laity, but business if different. We have been losing market share at a rate that is not sustainable. We made a business decision and outsourced the Pope. As the Western governments have said for decades: Don't be alarmed, just adjust to the downward spiral." And then, the Pope came to the balcony to wish commoners the best, as his fresh pineapple waited by his bedside.


3/13/2013 5:46:13 PM

Francis v Frances - A Struggle Within

Francis has been known as Frances to his partners all his life, starting from a very young age. "I still can't believe that the Pope serviced me, many years ago." Said one. "It is unbelievable and kind of thrilling."


3/13/2013 5:39:44 PM

The Strongest Gay Institution

A survey of about 5,000 highest level Catholic clergy reveals that the strongest and most powerful gay institution in the world is indeed the Catholic Church. While the clergy were reluctant, they expressed their delight off-the-record at the achievement of gays that is denied in the lay-world. "As you can see, the Church is actually leading, albeit quietly, and not following, as it is often accused of. We are not 300 years behind. We have been 300 years ahead but only the faithful could see." Said a high-ranking gay Catholic clergy who did not deny being a pedophile.


3/13/2013 5:19:48 PM

Rainbow Catholic Church, NOT Roman Catholic Church

A coalition of white, angry, European catholic cardinals let it be known that we are witnessing the end of the Roman Catholic Church. "Today is the last day of the Roman Catholic Church, and the first day of Rainbow Catholic Church." Their anger was not well-hidden either. A respected journalist pointed out that this seems rather similar to the angry old GOP in the US, after a robust and undeniable defeat.


3/13/2013 5:09:52 PM

Their man is the Pope

Pedophiles in the Catholic church hierarchy are thrilled. It goes to show, they say, that the 115 cardinals are more like them than not. "Actions matter more than words." Said a defrocked pedophile priest. "They may act in a certain way to duck the strom but they always come through when it truly matters. We are one in the body of Christ. And we are all men - get a hint!"


3/13/2013 4:56:36 PM

Reform Afoot

The new Pope asked only 3 special young men to spend the first night with him in his new Papi chambers.


3/13/2013 4:48:07 PM

Facing the eyes of the inane and insane world - ok, call them the catholic and clueless - the new Pope is expected to produce the first holy poop at 5:45 am, with a special holy chimney sending the smell out to the crowd gathered outside. And the crowd is undoubtedly well-prepared, without any priming, to prove the world of South Park true.


3/13/2013 4:38:41 PM

What do you get when you put 115 gay men in a room, with no communication with the outside world for a few hours: A new Pope!

Not only that, you ensure that the new Pope would hate gays, abortion, gender equality, and so on! Way to go, for the so-called 1st or the civilized world! You wouldn't know civilization if it hit you in your ass, since that seems to be the only sensitive (or erogenous) zone in your thinking.

PS. The Village People tried this experiment some 31 years ago but they had only 97 gay men in the room.


3/13/2013 4:30:18 PM

The new Pope's homosexual lover is a high-level bureaucrat in the Vatican. The new Pope asked for a moment of privacy with his lover, which turned into 15 minutes plus, and thus the delay in appearing at the "balcony." The chaperons were too embarrassed to discuss the sounds they heard.


3/13/2013 4:13:17 PM

Holy Crap: A Tragic Figure (He must be the new Pope!)

The Holy Papi or Papa (or variations thereof, for this crowd) hates contraception, abortion, gays, two lungs (he has only one), and anyone that doesn't conspire with the illegal Junta for kidnapping and murdering priests. He is obviously the godsend!

The laity bends over, yet again, to accept the smoke from the chimney, while proclaiming to be in the hi-tech world of gadgets, only to be in the dark ages of thinking. Ah-mor-men! They are loving it, for their magic Mormon underwear couldn't be any worse than the stark stupidity of blowing stack up the chimney crowd.

PS. Pedophiles in the church are thrilled. They are convinced that the pedophiles in the College of Cardinals must have elected the new Pope, obstructing any reforms for years to come. Pedophiles can thus live the grand life that the church affords them.


3/13/2013 1:31:58 PM

Catholic Defense for Jodi Arias Imminent

Sources suggest that Jodi Arias, facing death for murdering her ex-whatever, would invoke the Catholic defense: If they can get away with all those heinous crimes, then why should I be held accountable for merely murdering someone who was just a fuck buddy? Jodi would offer fuck buddies by the dozen who she did not murder, as her defense.


3/13/2013 1:07:58 PM

Up in smoke, the new Pope emerges

Sounds kinky when folks call the Holy See Papa or Papi. Seem normal for men, with the strictly homosexual church, but when girls also jump in to use such words, it sure begins to sound kinky, don't you think?


3/13/2013 12:51:32 PM

Outsourcing Pope - Globalization has consequences!

Not long ago, Roman Catholics went non-native by anointing Polish and German Popes. They tried their best to keep it continental - Yes Virginia, Continental not just the name of a breakfast! -  and of the white race. Even good things come to an end, as the church learned today.

Struggling to remain competitive in the religion market, Romans chose to keep papacy at least in the Latin world. "(Business) growth was the key driver in selecting the new Pope." Said a voting cardinal off-the-record. "At least he is white! We struck a balance between the natural order of Pope being superior and thus white and the need to grow business where a vast majority of followers are non-white. Going for a black would have been a bridge too far, at this moment. As you know, the church moves at a slow, deliberate pace. We can expect to go at least another 369 years before a non-white Pope is outsourced to a non-European or Non-Latin country. Another key factor was NOT letting our pedophile brethren to hang out to dry - they must be protected, per the all-male-dominion rule of the church. They committed sins, we recognize, but they did it all in the name of the church and our Lord." The cardinal did his best but he was was unable to hide his displeasure with outsourcing.


3/13/2013 11:30:46 AM

College of Cardinals just blew white smoke up their chimney!


3/13/2013 9:47:45 AM

Breaking News: Pope by C-Section

Vatican experts and observers are openly suggesting that cesarean section may be necessary if the conclave of cardinals continues to have difficulty in delivering the new Pope.

PS. Share prices of ob/gyn related companies took a tumble immediately as the cardinals blew smoke - white this time - because the expected c-section would have boosted the ob/gyn business.


3/13/2013 9:44:30 AM

Deliverance is not a new service by FedEx.


3/9/2013 4:31:28 PM

Vatican Installs A Chimney for Smoke

The smoke would have a different path this time - that is, the chimney, said Vatican - from the traditional ways of blowing smoke from their behind, particularly the ordained, child-molesters and resident rapists. And the laity - dumb as a brick and always lacking brains and wit, even for the protection of their children - blessed the ritual.


3/9/2013 1:36:26 PM

Arrogance v Stupidity: "I am selective"

Implicit in the statement is that others are not, which suggests arrogance. However, that would give too much credit to the thinking-abilities of the clueless. You be the judge. Cheers!


3/9/2013 1:05:07 PM

When you go searching for the meaning of life or looking for yourself, I hope you never find either, for if you do, there wouldn't be much left to explore in life.


3/9/2013 12:57:28 PM

Rewriting chapters of life? I reckon it is futile endeavor, for you can not change the chapters already written, but only the chapters to be written. And as you do, keep smiling, for the best is yet to come, and you will be there. Cheers!


3/9/2013 12:49:35 PM

Sampling and polling (NOT poling) have nothing to do with swinging.


3/9/2013 12:47:42 PM

The law of large numbers leads to the Central Limit Theorem. The mean/average fluctuates with small samples, whereas the the large sample settles the score and confirms what one is afraid of.


3/9/2013 12:45:15 PM

Once upon a time, there was time!


3/8/2013 1:58:19 PM

"It is more than history" is an expression used by those who don't know history, for more than history is history precisely, and then some.


3/8/2013 1:40:03 PM

In a nutshell, nuts prosper!


3/6/2013 2:47:52 PM

Please, please, please, I beg of you to accommodate the stupid, for they make the rest look fatntabulous.


2/9/2013 1:27:05 PM

Music happens only when your organ is under your total, absolute control, and you know how to use it.  Cheerios!


2/8/2013 2:13:41 PM

Nuts on MSNBC

Chris Mathews just insulted O'Reilly of the Fuckin' Nuts & Cranks (FNC) channel of having an IQ! This is not a subtle but all out assault. This is how the left does it, and the right is too dumb to understand. Be aware of being insulted for intelligence, you right wing stalwarts. Stand tall and stay stupid!


2/8/2013 1:59:37 PM

The least evolved - that is, leaders of the NRA and most of their members - do not understand that the background checks have nothing to do with anal probes. Trying to reason with Neanderthals is like pissing in the dirt - it splashes back at you. 


2/8/2013 1:55:07 PM

Inheriting Magic Mormon Diaper

Ham-head Rove and Enpty-head tea-baggers have started an intra-party fight for the magic Mormon diaper of Willard, despite the stink it caused in the last election. No one can predict the outcome, even the time-tested Republican pundits. However, they all agree that the stench indeed reaches high heavens!


2/8/2013 1:43:26 PM

Support NRA, Really?

I am so with the NRA for creating the national mental health registry. We need to take any and all measures to prevent future massacres and slaughters that NRA supports rabidly. All spokespersons of the NRA, if not a vast majority of its members, must be put in the National Mental Health Registry, immediately. That would be a fine start. Agree with them, before the least-evolved figure out the pontifications of their bird-brains.  And you better not mis-under-estimate the impact!


2/8/2013 1:17:34 PM

It isn't always dirty when someone says, "I've got your back."


2/6/2013 1:53:27 PM

Key Figures in the Mormon History

History of Mormon church is punctuated by some key figures - don't you even ask whether they wore the magic Mormon underwear - like Joe Blow (Smith of Joseph kind?), Jodi Arias (or the murderous kind?), and Willard with his clueless but entitled bimbo Ann and their disturbed, unhinged child called Taggert (or the tragedy kind?).


2/5/2013 6:07:26 PM
Fox dicks Dick. This comes on the heels of Fox dicking the dimwit from I'll-ask-ya whose house you can see from Russia. Dick-less Fox is now being Rove'd over the cliff!

2/4/2013 4:56:33 PM
Karma is a bitch: The American Sniper meets an NRA member, and stuff happened!

2/4/2013 4:49:01 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Neanderthals reject Nugent, for lack of intelligence! McCain, Graham, Perry, Rove, Hannity, Limbaugh, O'Reily, Ingram et al protest! Neanderthals rest their case, confidently.

2/4/2013 2:23:30 PM

NRA: Neanderthals Reunited in America

This includes Willard, the entitled Ann and mentally unstable Taggert, notwithstanding the magic Mormon underwear.


2/4/2013 2:19:12 PM

Neanderthals among us: The Willards'

Taggert feels a pull to run for the MA senate seat, after inheriting the family magic Mormon underwear from Willard. The entitled, clueless and bitter Ann oversaw the traditional passing of underwear, from a national loser to a lifelong loser. Ah-Mor-men!

PS. Ann left immediately after the "passing of magic Mormon underwear" ceremony to rub her dressage horse Rafalca sensually, for find comfort that is always hushed up by the PR folks.

PPS. The entitled, bitter Ann calls all losers to unite, so that Neanderthals in her family - not to mention Mormons - would have a "fair shot," as she put it. Until then, America is not fair to the Neanderthal clan of Willard.

PPPS. Taggert is seriously pissed off at Willard and Ann for his name, a feeling that even the evolved can understand, without the magic Mormon underwear.


2/4/2013 1:37:51 PM

Wayne LaPrick of the NRA has been struggling to discover his dick, as of late! This breaking news comes courtesy of folks VERY close to LaPrick, of both male and female persuasion. And "close" means very close, like family.


2/4/2013 1:20:05 PM

Rove Rove Rove your boat, violently over a cliff

What's not to like, if you are right-wing Neanderthal! Right-wing folks can be thoughtful, I reckon, although occasionally. Here is the rub, however: Right-wing nuts are not necessarily Neanderthals, but most Neanderthals are right-wing nuts. They appear on television on Fucking Nuts & Cranks (FNC) and speak on radio with an oversized Neanderthal Limbaugh. Do note that Neanderthal Limbaugh is too dumb to handle erection pills and agreed to a plea deal with the govt.


2/2/2013 1:50:01 PM

Gayle Trotter Exists! Evolution Failed!

I must challenge the proponents of evolution. I get it, when they say that evolution is working, with exhibits like Todd Akin, Christine O'Donnell, Sharron Angle, and Richard Mourdock, are being shredded to the level of where even the Neanderthals can understand. Really? Please explain how the dumbest of all, Gayle Trotter, obviously a Neanderthal beyond repair, not only exists but shows up for a Senatorial hearing. Neanderthals please refrain from replying, for this could be a dialog among adults. Thank you!


2/2/2013 1:10:34 PM

Constipation Explains McCain

But he still doesn't get it, like 47 years ago! Many have wondered why McCain as of late - for like the last 37 years - comes across as being bitter, clueless and angry. To fend off the PTSD rumors, McCain's personal physicians have released a long history of serious constipation which, they claim, makes McCain a maverick in being pissed-off, bitter and angry. They did however agree, under questioning by reporters, that his bimbo wife has contributed to his incurable condition, although he has enjoyed a great life with her wealth.


2/2/2013 1:02:26 PM

Evolution Attacks Another Neanderthal

Republican Lt. Gov of Nebraska Steps Down After "Breaking The Public Trust." Another right-wing nut, pontificating right-wing morality, falls victim to the "Do as I say and NOT as I do" doctrine of the Republican party, that keeps their Neanderthal followers in check. After all, they can always suck on corn in Nebraska! Do Neanderthal followers appear confused? May be! Let's remember that these Neanderthals lack any basics of rational thinking, or comprehension of reality, or being taken for a ride by greater Neanderthals like Pudgy Newt-ron, Fecal Santorum, Manatee Hannity, and Addicted Walrus Limbaugh.

And yeah, the magic Mormon underwear would not help, even when it is heavily discounted to sell right now, after the disastrous national performance by its strongest believer.


2/1/2013 2:58:26 PM
Love is NOT what someone says, it is what you feel. Words matter of course, but their meaning, as you feel, matters a lot more. Keep smiling!

2/1/2013 2:06:34 PM

WTF, he was tortured by Vietnamese, but why is McCain torturing us, our Nation! Whether it is his old age or PTSD or mere constipation, I just wish McCain would go away, with dignity if possible. Please please please, take McCain to a mental health facility.

No wonder no one in his family, including his wife and daughter, wishes to embrace him. What a tragedy of anger McCain is!


2/1/2013 2:00:41 PM

Republicans and Angry OLD White Men

Republicans have totally cornered the market of angry old WHITE men. This market that Republicans OWN will die at the rate of about 3% a year. Paul, Sessions, McCain, Graham, Cruz and Rubio would cry over their graves, wishing for the WHITE days, as they witness their party being decimated. Yeah, Cruz and Rubio are (white) Hispanics, pretending to promote the cause of Hispanics, but sucking up to their white superiors.

The tragedy is not Rubio or Cruz, but their broken will that makes them suck up to their masters.


2/1/2013 1:36:17 PM

Black, White and Brown

Why is a person with the last name of Black or Brown is white, and a person with the last name of White is black? Inquiring minds may want to know, at some time, if not right now.


2/1/2013 1:32:19 PM

Dick Cheney before he dicks you!


2/1/2013 12:49:06 PM

Ed Koch and John McCain

RIP Ed! Ed and John share something profound: They are exhibits of folks who live way past their sane prime to destroy their own potentially inspiring legacy. Don't get me wrong. I rather have them live a lot longer. I just wish they would let go of their anger and prejudices, as their angry attitudes take over their deteriorating minds.


1/31/2013 2:07:54 PM

Rubio and Cruz are convenient pawns for carrying water for their masters! Senators Rubio and Cruz may not get it. Hispanics are proud people, and these "water carrying tokens" are serious embarrassments who sold out for personal benefits.


1/31/2013 1:57:23 PM

Gayle Trotter is Exhibit A for who should NOT get a gun! She has an imagination beyond anything reality can muster. Her imagination leaves NO DOUBT that every woman in the US should have a remote control for launching a nuke at the person who happens to knock at her door.


1/31/2013 1:45:22 PM

De facto Republican leader, if you have a Hispanic name!

Seeking the "brown" vote desperately, Republicans are bending over, for Rubio and Cruz, merely for their Hispanic names. And neither is remotely brown. Hispanics are not THAT dumb. They see the tokens, for what they are. Rubio and Cruz are Exhibit A for cocksuckers who please their masters to gain advantage, as opposed to doing something principled for their people.


1/31/2013 1:29:28 PM

Hubris or Clueless?

Wayne LaPrick did not hesitate to respond to the research that shows nearly 100% support background checks: The margin of error matters, LaPrick reacted violently! Really? When 100% are against your position, the only thing the margin of error can show is that you are on the margin, regardless of its magnitude.

Right-wing dimwits are too dumb to understand, demanding simplification, like: You are too dumb to comprehend anything that is outside of your fantasy.

Ah-more-men! FYI: Magic Mormon underwear aint gonna help.


1/31/2013 1:11:21 PM

McCain's Constant Constipated Look: Laxatives or PSTD treatment?


1/30/2013 1:33:48 PM

Vitter v Rubio

Vitter says publicly that Rubio is naive. That is a polite way of calling another senator an asshole, in the US senate. Rubio's team says privately that Vitter is a prick. Vitter is a senator from Louisiana who gets off from paid hookers. His "presumed" wife is an exhibit, say Rubio's people.

Now the reality: Rubio is a twit who benefited from the US law that allows Cubans to be legal in the US as soon as they touch our land. Rubio is now a leader for dimwits of the tea-party to reject what his parents benefited from, for him to be here, not to mention the benefits he has enjoyed.


1/30/2013 1:14:45 PM

The Limp NRA

Wayne LaPrick insulted the NRA members today! Do NRA members have any IQ that registers - anything above ZERO, that is - to understand what LaPrick is doing in their name? LaPrick represents how great a business it is to represent the least evolved and permanently stupid! Don't take it as an insult, Republicans. Most of you are not like that. But most of "those who are like that" are Republicans.


1/29/2013 2:00:20 PM

GOP: Deny Stupidity

The stupid demand a fair hearing! When given an opportunity, the are right-wing nuts go on to prove the stupidity they so desperately wish to deny. As one ambassador of the crazies once said: Man has got to know his limitations!

Ah-more-men! Willard and his angry, entitled Ann and their unhinged, unstable Taggert don't get any of this, but the aftermath of this tragedy can be a LOT better than Willard and his demented and polygamous clan.


1/29/2013 1:01:45 PM

Breaking News: Republicans are evolving (Who wouldha thunk!)

Republicans are evolving, vis-a-vis immigration, or so they claim. Sign of times? Just listen to the likes of Hannity, Paul, Rubio, Hucka (hooka by behavior), Perry, Santorum, and so on! Even the least evolved among them - the walrus Limbaugh with all limbs, over-sized body and missing brain - seems to fold today when Rubio appeared on his show.

Humanity may have a chance, notwithstanding the GOP. Evolution moves in small steps. Any step towards evolution is a great start, even in the personal views of dimwits in GOP. Let's celebrate a small step for man, that could be a giant leap for mankind, as the angry white men die away.

Long live the party of angry Willard and his angry clueless, entitled Ann, with unhinged and the least evolved Taggert. Ah-more-men!

PS. Wearing the magic Mormon underwear is NOT a sign of evolution.

PPS. Yes, I love you too!


1/28/2013 2:59:32 PM

Please accommodate the stupid, for they make you look brilliant. Evidence? The dimwit from I'll-ask-ya whose house you can see from Russia.

Please, please, accommodate Ryan, leading to the next disaster. Ryan is a tragedy that fails even the dimwit from I'll-ask-ya test. Good Lord, please prop up the stupid like Ryan, for America is a special place in her wisdom! America shall triumph, by destroying the stupid, including Ryan. Amen! Yes, I do hear Amen from the sane! Oh, the stupid are confused, as always, for th stupid are are just that.


1/28/2013 2:55:53 PM

Fuckin' Nuts and Crackpots (FNC) rejected the dimwit from I'll-ask-ya, whose house you can see from Russia. FNC chose to eject the dimwit when their marketing research determined that even the stupid among the stupid (i.e., the Republicans) said that the dimwit is too stupid for their taste. Being stupid among the stupid caused that dimwit's demise.


1/28/2013 2:48:05 PM

The Stupid are stumped by the stupid

Freakin amusing when Jindal and Barbour are talking about the stupid party that they nurtured, they belonged to, and they are now trying to change. The punchline: Even the stupids - the real stupid leaders among the stupid - have figured out that the stupid are not longer loved by even the stupid among the stupid in America. Tragedy is not the stupid but the stupid leading the stupid.


1/28/2013 2:26:33 PM

GOP is the stupid party!

GOP stalwarts admit that GOP is THE stupid party. The stupid of the stupid party must work on the stupid to be less stupid. And if you are confused about the gyrations of the stupid among the stupid party, welcome to the stupid party of the stupid, by the stupid and for the stupid. If you think I am making up this shit, listen to your Stupid-in-Chief, Bobby Jindal and a barbder from MS who changed teh spellings of his name to be not a regular barber.

The stupid know it: Democracy is of the stupid, by the stupid and for the stupid. And then some more stupid that must be attracted by Republicans.

No wonder the stupid feel betrayed by Republicans. Republicans were and are stupid but not all the way. The stupid are poised to destroy Republicans for many years to come, for being stupid but not acknowledging the stupid base.


1/28/2013 2:09:37 PM

THE key to Winning: Go Stupid?

Make the stupid feel good and they would vote for you. You may ask for evidence? Look around. It is there. If you are still lost and confused, listen to and read the pontification by the twit from I'll-ask-ya, whose house you can see from Russia. This dimwit played the stupid like no one else could. The dimwit showed how the stupid could be played but also showed that the stupid are still a minority.


1/28/2013 1:34:35 PM

Did you catch that, did you, when Obama said, "Hillary would go down as the best ...."? Did you catch that? Not suggesting anything more than what the world knows, about going down.

Don't you say that Obama meant the best Secretary of State! Are you so naive? She is best as she goes down! Amen! And that alone would make me vote for her, if it were a talent show for kink.


1/28/2013 1:15:55 PM

An anarchist with goals is an oxymoron!

Oh, and an anarchist is not the same as anti-Christ, for low-info nutso's like the twit from I'll-ask-ya, whose house you can see from Russia.


1/25/2013 3:04:24 PM

Willard recovered, so it seems, after an in-your-face resounding defeat. The entitled-Ann is quite a different story. Ann has a LONG history of complaining and bitching, until Willard got her what she wanted. The entitled-Ann wanted the White House, and Willard failed her, in flying colors. This happened after the twit-Ann promised America that "Willard will NEVER fail." The entitled-Ann is the story, NOT Willard.


1/25/2013 2:46:38 PM

The Stupid Identified

Researchers and the sane have always suspected what scientific research now proves: The STUPID among us Republicans. The research shows that some 87% of the stupid are Republican. The other 13% include Scientologists, Koresh followers, Mormons, and Willard's entitled Ann, brain-damaged Taggert and so on. Don't challenge the research to say that Willard was/is a Republican. Many morons did not align with Willard, yet qualified as morons.


1/23/2013 2:22:19 PM

Hillary, I may disagree with everything you stand for, but I respect you for your intellect, your thoughtfulness and love of the country. I know, the opposition, I think they are called Republicans, would never go beyond slogans, for they are just fucking clueless.


1/21/2013 1:52:25 PM

This is NOT the new America. This is NOT the old America. This is THE America. Let's move forward, together. Godspeed to you, to America and even to our doubters, for we shall move forward, in the name of life, liberty and pursuit of happiness. The great day today is merely a preamble to the best that is yet to come.


1/21/2013 1:44:48 PM

Godspeed Mr. President!

Mr President, it is not about your parade but the distance we travel. America would be lucky if she travels a tenth of the mile you traveled today in your "walk of glory." Glory is yours indeed, but short of reality. Enjoy the high, that you so deserve, but come down tomorrow to walk with us, lead us. Don't just glide above us or over us. And I pray that you would. Thank you!


1/20/2013 12:58:11 PM

A watershed moment doesn't often occur in water or shed!


1/18/2013 2:25:42 PM

BREAKING NEWS: Not all Republicans are assholes

The latest research cautions us. Be careful with our predispositions. Not all Republicans are asshole but most assholes are Republicans, the research finds. The research encourages a nuanced approach, when dealing with Republicans. While most Republicans are likely to be asshole, some may not be, and thus making assumptions may not be fair to the few Republicans who are not assholes. And fairness must be at the core, even when dealing with Republicans. Amen! Ah-More-Men! (Oh he lost the election!)


1/18/2013 2:10:30 PM

Is Lance capable of feeling bad for anyone but himself? This "thing" without any emotion - calling IT human would be a travesty - is a perfect example of who should be in the National Gun Registry.


1/12/2013 1:58:52 PM

Gingrey: Akin 'partly right' on rape (from Politico)

Gingery wholly wrong, not just partly! Join Republicans to demonstrate, vehemently, that you are more fucked up than the most. Long live the stupid, Gingery and Republicans, for they make the rest look like Einsteins!


1/11/2013 8:15:29 PM
You have issues if Jodi Arias is a beauty queen. You are not alone. Sexually perverted Nancy Grace and JVM are right there with you, calling Arias a beauty queen while salivating on everything about her. Nancy just multiplies the tragedy with her perversion. Nancy is the queen, NOT beauty, of perversion, appearing on TV with her hair clipped as Lolita. Yes, there should be a reality soap: as Nancy multiplies perversion! A tragic kinky ----- (something) like Nancy exists, despite ... !

1/8/2013 2:50:02 PM

Dick Armey is hurting, at a place where family values folks dare not mention (Hint: his asshole). But this dick is spewing, for having bent over to earn a living for the rest of his life. Don't call him an asshole, for it is "bad" for the right-wing crazies, although that is where he took it. Praise the lord! Amen (or Ah-More-Men)! Watch the fucking Nuts and Crackpots (FNC) to understand, from the a-holes who are beyond sanity. But hey, polls say you exist, and in large numbers, tragically! You exist and suck Dick Armey's dick! Cheers


1/8/2013 2:42:16 PM

Dick Armey proves one thing: This dick has a dick that is NOT army proof, for our Army is not only strong but also sane. Dick might have been better off not being drunk to appear on MSNBC.


1/7/2013 1:50:57 PM

Folks with last names that are typically first names tend to be at least totally stupid if not downright dangerous. Oh you want examples? Try this for size: Ron Paul, Rand Paul, Paul Ryan, and so on.


1/4/2013 1:30:00 PM

Accommodate the stupid, for they make you look like an Einstein. Such accommodation includes the clueless Tea-Party nuts, Freakin' Nuts and Crackpots (FNC), walrus Limbaugh, manatee Hannity, gender-confused Ingram and Coulter, Morris-with-no-dick, and so on.

Wishing you the courage and strength to accommodate the stupid! Amen! And, Ah-More-Men with magic underwear!


1/4/2013 12:46:39 PM

Three cops shot in NYC last night!

Wayne LaPrick, CEO of NRA, responded immediately: What part of our position don't you understand? Every cop should have armed guards for protection!


12/31/2012 2:08:22 PM

Top medical research institutes from around the world, not just in the US, have applied to secure Senator McCain's brain to study the effects of torture. The most recent interest is sparked by McCain's transition from being just angry to irrationally bitter, as affirmed by his daughter and his rich wife who bankrolled his disasters in the past. The McCain family has asked us all to pray from McCain, who seems totally unaware and unhinged from reality.


12/31/2012 1:13:52 PM

Contours of any bill in the Congress would be better if there were more women!  :) Lift that glass, and CHEERS!

What can I say! I just love contours.


12/30/2012 1:30:01 PM

Please say a prayer in this holiday season, if you can, for the fallen and wounded Americans in the Afghanistan and Iraq wars. Thank you!

The dead are 6,600+ and the wounded are 50,000+. A tragedy indeed to use "approximate" numbers, for the bloodshed is so vast! The bloodshed by our warriors is beyond humbling. The treasure is a distant 2nd, with $2 Trillion spent on the two wars.

As we move forward, into a brighter future, we must reflect on decisions made for us by our politicians. What do you think of the sacrifice made by fellow Americans with blood and treasure, to achieve what? What would you expect your politicians to do differently? No, I am not casting aspersions and being political. I do NOT have answers. I have questions. And the struggle to address the questions is very real.

Please hug your loved ones, who are still around. Tell them you love them. Tens of thousands in our country have sacrificed that is immeasurable. God bless!


12/29/2012 2:51:37 PM

Fiddler was on the roof!

Wayne LaPrick, CEO of NRA, reacted violently, rabidly foaming at his mouth: We need more armed guards.


12/29/2012 2:23:17 PM

Great weather in San Francisco, sunny with blue skies, albeit a bit on the cold side, like 50s!

Holy Jesus! And that didn't even include Willard in his magic Mormon underwear! Rabidly foaming at his mouth, Wayne LaPrick, CEO of NRA, reacted quickly and violently: We need more armed guards.

FYI: LaPrick is also known as LaPuke, LaDick, LaPierre, LaInsane, LaPiss, LaClueless, LaPalin, LaWillard, LaTaggert, LaGOP, LaAnne in magic Mormon underwear, LaAnne playing with her horse (Yep, that way!), and so on. You get the idea!


12/28/2012 4:10:38 PM

Krauthammer, why were thy born, asks the Kraut family!

Eventually, even the Kraut clan drew "the line." Krauthammer must be declared insane and clueless, as a commenter on FNC (Fucking Nuts and Crackpots channel). The rejection is severe but precisely the reason for Krauthammer being the darling of FNC.

Krauthammer is the key to Messiah: Assholes are convinced that Israel is the place where Jews are eviscerated and Christians find their Messiah. Krauthammer, you are on your way! When Christians receive their messiah, your wheelchair would not matter, for you are condemned by those you think worship you.

Tragedy comes in many forms. Krauthammer is a necessary tragedy for Christian leaders, who Krauthammer thinks totally love and kiss his ass. Krauthammer is a tragedy not only for the Kraut family and mental health facilities, but also for his mere existence as an abhorrent asshole, pushing for more, a lot more, than he is worth on a wheelchair.

Tragedy, you are! Tragic, you are! Hurting your tribe does not matter to you, for you are heartless Krauthammer! Krauthammer, you defy Darwin, for some assholes do take longer to go extinct. That does not make you worthy of existence.

Krauthammer, learn your worth. Christian nuts that raised you to the top also wish your demise at the bottom. Damaged-brain lowlife you are Krauthammer! Ride your high horse, for you are joke with serious amusement for the sane. Hope you get help Krauthammer, before Christians achieve their goal. You are a tragedy, but an easy one, drunk with praise! Tragedy you are indeed, Krauthammer!

NRA responded quickly and fiercely, through Wayne LaPrick, CEO of NRA: We need more armed guards.


12/28/2012 4:09:55 PM

Taggert, the tragedy born!

The Willard family had an extended family gathering, to apologize for Taggert's existence. The entitled trophy bimbo Ann has had many miscarriages, we are told. Don't be alarmed, as it is rather common for Mormons (or morons). Taggert is Exhibit A, among the entitled Bimbo Ann's misfortune, for not reaching the White House. Both Willard and Ann - however, only the entitled trophy bimbo Ann matters - now believe in abortion. Way to go Taggert, your mere existence is tragic, even for your own parents!

Wayne LaPrick, CEO of NRA was quick to respond: We need more armed guards. Of course!


12/28/2012 2:14:49 PM

The entitled trophy wife Ann in a mental health facility in LaJolla!

Ann is struggling to accept that America thoroughly rejected her and her instrument, aka Willard. She always reached beyond her little brain. She knew she needed a man, who she could manipulate. The Shakespearean ending is rather fitting: the entitled bimbo Ann is in a mental facility and Willard is in ICU after Ann worked his behind with a strap-on. Willard is bleeding with intestine hanging out from his asshole. Damn, Ann must have been totally pissed off at Willard. Just when you thought magic Mormon underwear could protect Willard, as he sure promoted them for money!

Wayne LaPrick, CEO of NRA responded: We need more armed guards.


12/28/2012 1:39:38 PM

Say ah-mor-men for Willard, as Willard bent over for the clueless entitled Ann with a strap-on! Is Willard is still fantasizing about men, with or without his magic Mormon underwear?

Willard admitted early on that he couldn't be perfect. At the time, many of the dumb kind (aka Republicans, right-wing nuts, and plain clueless assholes) thought Willard was being humble. Well, Willard consistently proved not being perfect, a polite way of saying all stupid all the time.

NRA reacted violently to this assessment. Wayne LaPrick said: We need more armed guards.


12/28/2012 1:14:45 PM

Holy Crapo! Mike Crapo drank vodka shots, before getting arrested for DUI

Crapo is a certified Mormon Bishop! Are you still a moron once you reach that milestone? One would think that the "evolved" person is more enlightened than being a mere moron, a lower category in that groups of whatevers!

Senator Crapo pontificates strict Mormon (and morons?) rules on drinking. Crapo does however make once exception now: vodka shots. Do we hear ah-mor-men! Crapo is equally strong in promoting the magic Mormon underwear. Crapo truly believes - many sources confirm - that Willard would have won if he only stayed true to the magic Mormon underwear. It is not clear what Crapo means: Should Willard have been true by wearing the magic Mormon underwear, instead of just promoting the magic Mormon underwear for more sales? Regardless, it is becoming clear that Crapo and the crap of his ilk, Mormon or moron, are all about money. Holy moronic sad, indeed!

NRA issued a statement quickly: We need more armed guards.


12/28/2012 12:44:57 PM

ABC News reports: Three New Jersey cops are in the hospital after a shooter opened fire inside of their police headquarters this morning.

Rabidly foaming at his mouth, the CEO of NRA responded angrily: We must protect police stations with armed guards.

A courageous reporter challenged LaPrick. She asked: Aren't you and your organization dangerous in promoting more guns? LaPrick was quick at the trigger, responding even before the reporter could finish her question: Yes. I am. We are. We must sell more guns, no matter what, to continue increasing funding from gun-makers.


12/28/2012 12:35:59 PM

Please say a prayer for President Bush, Sr., if you find it within yourself. While he was not a great president, he is a good man. The only thing I can fault Bush 41 for is for producing one offspring that turned out to be the worst president of the US. No matter, Mr. President, Godspeed!

NRA (Nuts, Republicans and Assholes) quickly issued a press release, with Wayne LaPrick, CEO saying: We need more armed guards!


12/27/2012 2:27:43 PM

When asked about how they liked Les Miserables, the top management of the NRA (Nuts, Republicans & Assholes) - Wayne LaPrick, Wayne LaDick, Wayne LaPuke, Wayne LaPiss and Wayne LaPierre - replied in unison: We need more armed guards. Many in the audience noticed that Wayne LaPrick was rabidly foaming at the mouth.

How about wedding soup on a cold day? The top management of NRA was unified, as Wayne LaPrick replied: We need more armed guards.

The NRA management stayed on message. It was a sight in being unhinged and clueless. They were asked about former president Bush being in ICU, winter storm killing several Americans across the nation, progress in the fiscal cliff debate, and so on. The response was unequivocal: We need more armed guards.

The most poignant moment came when a reporter asked about being kind, caring and loving during the holiday season. LaPrick snapped: We need more armed guards. The follow-up was equally telling when a reporter asked if the NRA would ever change its response, in a different situation. The rabidly foaming at the mouth LaPrick replied angrily: We need more armed guards.

Norquist? Fiscal cliff? Aiken? Mourdock? Orange speaker Boner? Unhinged Ryan, with public actions vs insane diarrhea of his mouth? Palin suffering from her pontificated family values? Politicians doing the right thing, obviously not Republicans? Willard? Magic Mormon underwear? Unhinged Taggert, regardless of his family name, or precisely because of his family name? Ann loving her male horse with serious size? Earth's rotation - clockwise or counter-clockwise? Existence of north and south poles? The friction coefficient? Climate change? How about basic sanity? Just reality? The NRA management must be admired for staying on message, as LaPrick replied: We need more armed guards.


12/26/2012 2:13:01 PM

The Christmas storm has been extraordinary, both in its intensity and fatalities.

Nuts, Republicans and Assholes (NRA) struggle to acknowledge their tragic existence. The rabidly foaming at the mouth Wayne LaPrick, CEO of NRA, declared: We need more armed guards! These snowstorms are evil and the NRA is ready with guns.


12/25/2012 5:01:21 PM
Hey NRA, is your CEO Wayne LaPrick a human? NRA: We need more armed guards.

12/25/2012 4:53:53 PM
Do you realize NRA that a vast majority think your are heartless, incapable of rational thought? NRA: We need more armed guards.

12/25/2012 4:38:07 PM
Knock, knock. Any human existence at the NRA? NRA: We need more armed guards.

12/25/2012 4:33:02 PM
Weather has been quite challenging on the West coast on Xmas. NRA: We need more armed guards.

12/25/2012 4:11:56 PM
Foaming at the mouth, unhinged Wayne LaPrick of the NRA demands more armed guards.

12/25/2012 2:43:08 PM

Multiple Tornadoes Reported Along Gulf Coast

NRA's answer to your pain, hurt and misery: We need armed guards! What if the problem were totally different? The NRA: We need more armed guards.


12/25/2012 2:26:22 PM

NRA responds to Mormons

Mormonism may be at your door, as many fear, after the Willard disaster. NRA responds decisively and without equivocation: You need armed guards!

What if Willard is not so dangerous? NRA responds: You need armed guards.

Is there any other solution? NRA responds: We need armed guards.

What if you are wrong, NRA? NRA responds: We need armed guards.

You are so fucked up and you need serious help NRA. Holy Mormon $hit! NRA responds: Of course, we need more armed guards.


12/25/2012 11:49:36 AM

Holy Crapo! (Part 2)

Quite an endorsement from Crapo's home-state newspaper Statesman: Crapo is no Larry Craig. Implying what? That Crapo is uniquely Crapo?


12/25/2012 11:37:47 AM

NRA responds to messy, dangerous Christmas weather turning deadly: We need more armed guards. On folks overeating during the holidays, the NRA demanded: We need more armed guards. When ridiculed that gun violence needs more than simple-minded answers, the NRA agreed and emphasized: We need more armed guards. What if an armed guard goes bonkers, the NRA has the ready answer: We need more armed guards. Damn, do we need more armed guard? After careful and thoughtful deliberation - claims the NRA anyways - damn right, we need more armed guards. Oh, and Merry Christmas to you, with or without more armed guards! Cheers!


12/24/2012 3:17:14 PM

NRA Goes All Out… for gun manufacturers!

Shootings at schools are gut-wrenching, as lives from babies to teenagers are slaughtered! Put armed guards at schools, says the NRA. But schools have many rooms and large play grounds! The NRA has an answer: Put armed guards at every room, and 5 at the playground (one in each corner and one at the center)

Firefighters got shot, just today, fighting a fire and two are dead. NRA’s answer is clear: Every firefighter should have an armed guard. Same goes for cop shootings: Every cop needs an armed guard, trained by the NRA.

Someone walking down the street was shot. NRA’s answer is very simple: We need an armed guard for anyone walking down the street.

Someone was shot at his office! The NRA to the rescue: We need armed guards in every office building, on every floor and outside every office.

And, the story goes on!

BUT WAIT, the number of armed guards we need far exceeds the US population! And your question is, asks the NRA? NRA is totally prepared: We must go to war, and bring back slaves to guard us.  Oh shit! We have had that before. We had a civil war on this very issue. NRA: Oh so sweet! Let’s have it again. It is fantastic for gun manufacturers. We still believe in capitalism, don’t we? Yeah, the Supreme Court is all bought and paid for, not to worry!

Fuck you all! The gun manufactures must win, according to the NRA!

And Merry Christmas to the caring and sane, for the NRA doesn't understand the meaning of caring and sane! The constitution does guarantee the right of existence for the stupid (and the NRA).


12/24/2012 12:33:22 PM

And, that's a holy Crapo!

Senator Crapo of Idaho was arrested in VA for DUI. A Bishop to the Mormon church, Crapo preaches strict Mormon rules against drinking alcohol, coffee, tea and other beverages. Leading by example, Crapo claimed that he himself abstains from drinking alcohol.


12/22/2012 10:13:56 PM

A tweet worth sharing: Child hit by rock at school. LaPierre calls for more rocks in school. Has full supply in his head.


12/21/2012 2:56:51 PM

We are having the wrong conversation. We should talk about the mental illness of the NRA and related groups.

The NRA nutbag insisted upon a national registry of mentally ill. Good, we can immediately add 4 millions members of the NRA.


12/21/2012 2:20:54 PM

Dog food sales skyrocketed yesterday as families & friends of House Republicans learned that they were coming home.

PS. Planning for clown shows kicked into high-gear, as locals learned about the light-weight jokers coming home.


12/21/2012 1:40:48 PM

NRA's "meaningful contribution" to the dialog on guns: Go, fuck yourself. We will be right back, after another mass slaughter. According to Wayne LaPierre, CEO of NRA:

Causes of Gun Violence: i) America loves banks more than her kids, ii) fake guns in movies and games, and NOT the real guns in real life, iii) media, the silent enabler and co-conspirator, iv) culture of violence, v) foreign aid, vi) mental health problems, leaving it unclear if Wayne was referring to his personal history, and vii) Obama and some other politicians.

The Solution: More guns!

Underlying Guiding Principles (The Ten Commandments): i) The NRA cause is bigger than the existence of humanity, ii) THE only solution to addiction is more heroin, iii) Human feeling of love, care, affection and empathy demonstrates personal and mortal weakness, iv) Assault rifles with big clips/magazines can solve everything, ranging from common cold to cancer, v) Decency is for losers, vi) Prove the sane wrong when they think they have seen the lowest of lows, vii) Frighten the sane, by proving them right, when they think you are insane, viii) George Zimmerman must be the NRA model, ix) When in doubt, buy assault rifles with the biggest magazine/drum you can find, x) Pigs fly, and we must recruit more of them, with the help of those who have already joined the NRA. BONUS: When you can solve your problems without guns, use guns.

PS. Pigs at large are not happy, but what to do! Pigs have rather limited options.


12/21/2012 12:35:33 PM

Rat infestation in the Washington DC area is caused by the nuts in the NRA building. Who wuddah thunk!


12/21/2012 5:46:02 AM

With proverbial "head in the teabag," the GOP is expected to abort the orange Speaker Boner, after Plan B failed. The GOP caucus rejected the other option of Plan F that in part would involve legitimately bending over the orange man.

When asked about the Speaker losing his orange sheen, his staffers admitted that the orange man was turning purple.


12/20/2012 2:17:02 PM

The dimwit from I'll-Ask-Ya, whose house you can see from Russia, was furious at the Time magazine, for selecting Obama as its Person of the Year. I hope someone from her inner circle, like family and friends, tells her that she has nothing to fear, for she is guaranteed to be the Dimwit of the decade, not only by Time but also by the sane world at large.


12/20/2012 1:39:12 PM

The orange Speaker Boner is on Plan B, with his B-Team. The plan is an emergency remedy for the consequences of having being fucked legitimately. Boner thanked the B-team because he was initially expecting only the F-team.


12/19/2012 3:14:48 PM
Why does Ayotte always sound like she is crying? Hope she gets the mental health she so desperately needs - Yea, her pattern is alarming - before she offs herself. Please take all firearms away from her. Thank you.

12/19/2012 3:11:05 PM
Reporters agree that the camera failed to capture the seething but already orange Speaker Boner. Because he is already so orange, you could not adequately capture on camera Speaker Boner's change in color. The Republican caucus has scheduled a meeting to discuss Boner's orange color, being detrimental to the right-wing nutbagas.

12/19/2012 3:02:00 PM
The meaning of Bork? Blind obedience as a lapdog!

12/19/2012 2:05:10 PM

Shootouts Solve Shootings

Here is one headline today: 4 Dead In Horrific Murder-Suicide... Man Shot To Death In New Orleans... 2 Killed In Penn. City... Man Shot Dead In Truck... Another Gunned Down In Street... Nightclub Shooting Kills Man... Cops Shoot And Kill Teen In Atlantic City

You have lost even before you started when your guides are: i) pudgy family-values Gingrich, with a few wives while cheating on most of them, ii) dimwit Palin with an underage unwed daughter popping out babies, and a divorced son who has a child with his now ex single-parent, all in the name family values, iii) head up his ass Hukka-who-bee, blaming absence of prayer in school for slaughter of young kids in CT, iv) what's the third thing, oops Perry, v) I'm not a witch embarrassment, vi) the 9-9-9 sexual predator, and vii) the prize-winning, all around buffoon Trump.


12/19/2012 1:21:17 PM

Willard on Gun Violence: Wear the magic Mormon underwear, dammit!

Deteriorating underwear habits lead to greater violence, as Joseph Smith, aka Joe Blow, had warned. Joe Blow is a messiah, as even you mere mortals can see now, for his divine foresight and guidance.

PS. The clueless, dimwit, entitled Ann is still all that, admits Willard. She loves her horse(s) more than Willard, still (or even more so). Taggert is still clueless, in desperate need of mental health help.


12/19/2012 1:02:40 PM

Dead Bork

Nixon's lapdog died. Canonized by the right-wing nuts for intellect, the intellectually and morally bankrupt opportunist obeyed as a loyal lapdog in the Watergate "Saturday Night Massacre." The lapdog also failed as a Supremer Court nominee. The world is indeed a better place today.

PS. The lapdog Bork was also an adviser to Willard's campaign on constitutional defense of sexism, racism, bankrupt intellectualism, gender discrimination, and every other form of hatred and division.


12/18/2012 7:23:05 PM
The braindead have the answer: Prevent shootings, have shootouts.

12/18/2012 6:45:26 PM
RIP Senator Inouye! Thank you for your service.

12/18/2012 2:01:51 PM

Solution to gun violence is more guns, per the NRA, as the solution to addiction is obviously more heroin. When would the sanity catch up with insanity! The record shows that insanity has won over sanity, for the last several decades. We are better than that, I would like to believe. Wake up, PLEASE!


12/18/2012 1:56:37 PM

Not Enough Slaughtered

School teachers, cinema employees, shopping mall workers, and so on, need serious weapons. We need a shootout - wait, many shootouts, like never enough - to show that the solution to gun violence is more guns, per the NRA. And, the NRA is confident that it can demonstrate its insane belief, even if it takes decades and enormous loss of life, for the very first example.


12/18/2012 1:44:08 PM

Do the pictures of the little ones who were slaughtered in CT make you emotional, if not make you cry? What are you going to do about it? For the NRA members. would you renew your membership? I am just asking, and not passing judgment, as I struggle. Many thanks you for listening.


12/18/2012 1:34:51 PM

We are NOT powerless, in the face of gun massacres! We are Americans, goddammit, notwithstanding the NRA.


12/18/2012 1:28:26 PM

Are you an NRA member? Please look within. You have a heart, emotions and feelings, we know. Try your best to do what you know is right. Thank you for listening.


12/18/2012 1:16:05 PM

SE screams for losing a size or two from her Cupp

SE must be admired for having a cogent point-of-view, albeit from the nutty side. It is saddening to see that bright minds like hers are grabbing the last straws to defend their POV in the face of blindingly obvious reality. SE, it is okay to be wrong. It is indeed better than carrying on the charade that would show that you are not only wrong but unhinged from reality.

SE, hanging on to "being right" looks amusingly foolish in the face of being obviously wrong. Your formula of a platinum body taking you to places has some flaws: 1) You do NOT have a platinum body, and 2) Even if did have a platinum body, there is a point where the "perceived" beauty with a dimwit brain falls way short of being appealing.

Please seek help, SE. Please, someone take guns away from SE. Thank you!


12/18/2012 12:45:00 PM

Delicious Meets Irony

We know the dimwit from I'll-Ask-Ya, whose house you can see from Russia. She of course pontificates family values while judging other, if not condemning them, for not having lived up to her expectations. It hurts when reality bites, you would think, but not for hypocrites like this dimwit. Her family is the prime exhibit for family values: 1) Daughter being an underage mother out of wedlock, and 2) Son divorcing, only to create another woman-led single parent home. Other than that, the dimwit is generally bitter with life.

Someone please take guns away from her. Please! Thank you.


12/18/2012 12:23:01 PM

The feds decided against charging Broad-not-so-Well with cyber-stalking, because she isn't a Broad-not-so-Bad either. Yes, this is the broad involved in the General Pet-Her-Ass scandal.


12/17/2012 4:55:49 PM

Wrinkly old insane moron on TV claims that he needs guns to defend against the government. Would someone please tell this little brainless asshole - Yeah, the world has moved on, and we invented the nukes back in the 40s - that guns would not work out well?

PS. Ouch! This old wrinkly man has some family love issues. Do allow him some compassion please. This asshole is what sadness means.


12/17/2012 4:37:01 PM

Another Day, More Deaths: Man Accidentally Kills Himself Demonstrating Gun's Safety... 3 Gunned Down In Grand Rapids... 2 Police Officers Shot And Killed In Kansas... 3-Year-Old Accidentally Shoots Himself, Dies... Man Shoots Wife... One Person Shot In San Antonio, Gunman Later Shot By Cops... Woman Shot At Campground... Woman Shot To Death, Son 'Thought She Was Sleeping'

That is just one headline for today. I am NOT the author. The attribution should go elsewhere but I rather not promote a particular news source, for I scan many of them, from extreme right to left.

How many more slaughters? How many more massacres? Does anything move you?


12/17/2012 4:15:23 PM

A vast majority of us would do anything to undo the slaughter in CT. We can't! Let's try our best to prevent the next massacre. Doing that incremental something may yet fail, as many tell us, but doing nothing already has.


12/17/2012 4:01:50 PM

The slaughter in CT is heartbreaking. We do indeed have the 2nd Amendment. "The constitution is NOT a suicide pact," a statement often attributed to Lincoln and later to a Supreme Court justice! We do however restrain the 1st Amendment that guarantees free speech. "You can not scream fire in a crowded theater," they tell us. So, why is the 2nd Amendment so beyond precious? Is it because it has a very vocal and financially-strong lobby, aka the NRA?

The most responsible and ardent supporters of guns must rise up and find ways to eliminate the least responsible among them, for they bring the bad name to all. Search inside, for you too have a caring soul. God bless!

PS. Two 6 year-olds were buried today! May the Lord bless them and their families & friends! The Lord may have less mercy for the rest of us however, who stood by as a nation, to let this happen. How many massacres will it takes, how many kids will have to be slaughtered, for us to act? When is enough, enough? I beg of you, to put politics aside, and come together. We may fail, yet again, but let's try at least.


12/16/2012 12:57:29 PM

Off-the-Deep-End Santorum

Santorum voiced his strong opposition to a NY State plan of sterilizing deer for herd management. Santorum is against any form of contraception. Like homosexuality, this would lead to bestiality, incest and pedophilia, he said. Santorum is all for hunting, however. Go figure!


12/14/2012 1:43:46 PM

Another horrific tragedy, this time in CT! How many massacres are enough? What will it take for us to act?


12/12/2012 2:20:59 PM

Once upon a time, "radical" had a definition.

The least-evolved, including the usual right-wing nuts and Fucking Nuts & Crackpots (FNC), simplified it all for their simpleminded clueless followers: "Anyone who disagrees with our party line is a radical. Of course we do not understand what the party line means and why, as usual. Don't feel dumb. We are in it together. Our dumbest bloodline is destined for extinction." Our W the disastrous President is with us on this.


12/12/2012 2:04:43 PM

Imperfect Evolution: Tragedy In America

Why do Willard with trophy Ann, W the disastrous and the orange Boner still exist, retorts the right-wing. The Fucking Nuts and Crackpots (FNC) and other right-wing nuts challenge imperfections in evolution. They demand a rationale for the existence of  Santorum, Gingrich, A Bachmann and A Herman. Amusing that even they themselves can not justify the existence of the least evolved among them.

Great news for the dumb, and tragedy for the sane: W's bloodline will continue, at least to the next generation through his offspring, according to the news of pregnancy.

Darwin however did predict imperfections in evolution. It is just a matter of time, until  the world is rid of the stupid.


12/12/2012 1:08:51 PM

Sometimes the stagecraft goes on even after the stage has collapsed.


12/12/2012 1:03:47 PM

Glass is half empty or half full, depending on your outlook, but Speaker Boner is all orange, according to members of his exclusive country club.


12/12/2012 12:53:15 PM

Sometimes yang gets ying'ed!


12/11/2012 2:55:29 PM
Antonin "Akin" Scalia! They don't merely exist, they lead the stupid. One says that murder and beast-iality explain homosexuality and the other knows that the female body "shuts down that whole thing" to prevent pregnancy in legitimate rapes. Remember Darwinism: The stupid are THE key to evolution, as they disappear in the process of ushering in the more intelligent. Evolution is the toilet flush of history - the crud to be flushed never understands its inevitable extinction!

12/11/2012 2:12:59 PM

Republicans can be reasonable, albeit often misguided. Only recently a new strain has emerged that labels others, with any difference of opinion, as "foes, enemies, socialists, communists, or treasonous." They indeed have beliefs - without wit or knowledge or, God forbid, intelligence - that empowers them to insult others. Brainwashed and/or brain-dead, being necessary to perpetuate their flatulence!


12/10/2012 4:18:11 PM

Value the Stupid Unconditionally

The stupid make you realize how valued and special you are. You desperately need Republicans around you. Values the stupid! You seriously need them.


12/10/2012 4:10:29 PM

Tragedy: Facts matter! And facts now become available instantaneously. Republicans have thrived, historically, for spewing crap. Republicans can deny Darwinism all they want, but their own behavior is on display. Stupidity goes only so far, as reality catches up. When the informed and intelligent are cast as the dumbest outcast, extinction is on the way. And our world would be a great place when such an extinction of the stupid, clueless and brainless happens.


12/10/2012 4:00:07 PM

No matter how you disagree that all Americans are equal, it is our constitution. You must accommodate Republicans. We will eventually find a solution, even for them. Remember, we even found a solution to getting rid of a fart in the spacesuit. The brainless are a much lesser challenge.


12/10/2012 3:54:14 PM

Let's wish the Freakin Nuts & Crackpots (FNC) and others equally mentally disturbed of their ilk, happiness in this holiday season without conditions, despite their vicious, brainless and persistent venom. Let's hope that their anger recedes. Hope their families experience the happiness that is sweeter, despite the bitterness their brainless bread-winners spew out.


12/10/2012 3:32:04 PM

Immovable object versus irresistible force: Discussions addressing crisis within the Republican Party! The least-evolved and totally stupid are the greatest barrier to evolution. And they still are, according Orange Boner.


12/10/2012 3:25:58 PM

Dems think that they have got the right-wing nuts by the balls, when it comes to the immigration issue. Wrong! Hispanics have got both Dems and clueless Republicans by their balls (Yes, one can question if Republicans have real balls or just the shit they spew out!). The issue is not easy for the either party, including the clueless right-wing dimwits.


12/10/2012 3:21:56 PM

OH MY GOD, was the realization for Willard, when he was told that we had been talking about real life and real folks. Willard was genuinely perturbed and confused. He does not understand obviously the real world and real folks, but he does get it, that he is he is so clueless about that it is liable to cause damage, like losing an election.

First thing Willard's handlers learned was that Willard was clueless and stupid. But they get paid for handing the magic Mormon underwear wearing Willard, for being stupid in all his glory. Handlers made out like bandits and Willard is still fucking clueless. What a sad commentary about American election! Many make a bundle and the unfit stupid Willard is truly exposed for being a total fuck-up.


12/10/2012 3:09:45 PM

The Orange Man can not change his color fast enough to come across as being sane. Republicans call him their Speaker, although he should be the Speaker of all Americans. The real and sane world however calls him intellectually bankrupt, regardless of the fake color of his skin. But wait! This is another indicator of how Darwinism works, when the stupid are led to extinction. So sad! We do indeed sanity and Republicans, but they seem mutually exclusive.


12/10/2012 2:27:30 PM

Oh fuck, don't keep affirming that Republicans are a party of the clueless stupid. I want to like them. I want them to exist, so the world can feel better in comparisons of these idiots. The stupid are aggregating and concentrating. And this is where Darwinism comes along. Republicans are at a stage where evolution takes its last bite and leaves the unfit behind. Republicans are too dumb to get it, say the latest pols.


12/10/2012 2:19:24 PM

Crist was intentionally spelled diff from Christ, by his family, for generations. Get it?


12/10/2012 2:13:33 PM

Legitimate ignorant, assholes are reaping what they sowed. Yep, they are still making the mere existence of the orange man difficult. What next?


12/10/2012 2:05:45 PM

Log Cabin Republicans still hope for bigger & wider logs up their behind! Keep sucking, suckers! Even the dumbest clueless entitled bimbo Ann plays with her horses but rejects you, along with her Willard and their mentally disturbed litter? Get a fucking clue log-holes!


12/10/2012 1:58:48 PM

Music is the universal language, as they say. Linguists are converging on the conclusion that the Republican language (and the ideas behind it) is for the Stupid (although their politically-correct lingo calls them clueless).


12/10/2012 1:35:40 PM

Green men have always been a topic of conspiracies. Only in America an Orange man gets mentioned so casually now. Orange man = Stupid = Republican? The equation is emerging! It may include the highest ranking Republican. Oh shit, he is!


12/10/2012 1:02:17 PM

Marriage matters! All you have to do is to ask those who are in the institution.


12/10/2012 12:58:17 PM

Aussies have declared Apple Maps as a killer app, literally, asking their citizens to not use Apple Maps.


12/10/2012 12:04:31 PM

Delish: Boner between Barack and a hard place!


12/9/2012 5:13:33 PM

Only the clueless can love Jindal who makes Gin dull! We do indeed need the stupid (aka Republicans) to enjoy the wonderful world and life.


12/9/2012 5:10:24 PM

Unstable Ann rubbed and licked her horses.

Willard says that Ann and their disturbing and disturbed family seriously need mental health help. However, Willard desperately wants to save the morons. They are the foundation of the Republican Party: They are stupid, clueless and often unstable.

"Corporations are people too." Said Willard. And now Willard confesses that his clueless entitled bimbo Ann could be "people", not to mention his litter, that he produced with mentally disturbed Ann, that includes unhinged Taggert.

Willard, his trophy Bimbo Ann and their very disturbing litter are real! Willard agrees that evolution should make his "family love" family extinct, as a part of the less evolved.

Republicans are at least a 3% drag on the GDP, with both their stupid mouth and family behavior, according to Willard.


12/9/2012 4:10:05 PM

Willard and family are great for mental health help business.

Willard is still a moron, the clueless entitled Ann is still sucking her sugar daddy, and their litter is still rather disturbing, especially when you include motherfucking Taggert.


12/9/2012 4:02:49 PM

Support the stupid - vigorously. Keep the dumb alive - aka Republicans - for the future is great for the rest. The Willard clan tried, more that 100 tests,  to have Ann declared sane, but to no avail. The entitled bimbo is just that, an entitled bimbo,no matter how hard Willard tries. Stupid acting stupid is totally Republican - Willard, Ann and their disturbing litter, for example.


12/9/2012 3:44:52 PM

Willard is living up to their expectations. The Clueless-asshole-redneck are happy with the dumbest asshole behavior by Willard, his entitled clueless bimbo Ann and their disturbing litter that include Taggert. They gave this disturbing Willard family their greatest redneck honor: Hee Haw! No wonder the clueless right-wing reject evolution, for Willard & family show devolution that contradicts Darwin. Assholes can live forever, only when assholes support them, like Republicans!


12/9/2012 3:32:27 PM

Ann needs serious mental health help, say the insiders. The entitled bimbo has barely managed a grip on reality, all her life, for she was convinced that her sugar daddy was invincible.  Well, Willard lost and the entitled bimbo has been convulsing ever since. It is sad or delicious, depending on your outlook. I report, you decide, but don't be a follower of Fucking Nuts and Crackpots (FNC).


12/9/2012 3:19:50 PM

Ex Senator Demented to lead a think-tank! It would be fucking hilarious if it were not sad. The Demented would lead a think tank - do you catch the irony, if not the downright stupidity? The thinking and the Demented - wow, how and wow! Don't be too harsh now. The think-tank is conservative, and the stupid can hide there. Republicans have to accommodate not only the demented but also the unbranded of the same kind, usually known as the stupid.  This class includes: Senator Demented, Willard, Neutron Gingrich, fecal-matter Santorum, and any other stupid person or your close acquaintance you can think of.


12/9/2012 2:01:36 PM

Side effects of stupidity are much worse than stupidity itself! Proof, you ask: The Republican Party. When the stupid did not get a fair hearing, as the stupid thought, some 100 years ago, they created Republicans. And we are still dealing with that fucking disaster.


12/9/2012 1:49:11 PM

Hug a stupid, save the Republican party!


12/9/2012 1:26:11 PM

Delicious: Stupidity on Display

"I am not someone who understands economics," said a tea party bimbo before she spewed the usual venom on government spending and taxes. Yeah, she is clueless on economy and even worse, on comprehending the fundamentals of basic reality, like the direction in which the sun come up. Hope Medicaid covers her condition, since she looks young.


12/9/2012 1:17:16 PM

Please fight for the stupid, or else we will lose the Republican Party. Thank you!


12/9/2012 12:03:47 PM

Rubio is so totally wrong, in saying: Every parent wants what his own parents wanted. Not many parents would want a Rubio. He brings not only the morning sickness but a 24/7 sickness, even in men. The sickness is real and so is Rubio!


12/7/2012 4:46:35 PM

Pay attention to the shades of orange, as Speaker Boner deals with his insanity through tumult. It is NOT about the energy cost for his orange, but the stupidity contained within, aka the Republican stupid. Boner seems lost outside of his orange. The Orange Boner must survive, however. Boner is lesser of the stupid than we would get otherwise.


12/7/2012 4:27:39 PM

Did you notice something? Republicans laugh off everything that does not stoop to the level of Viagra-hungry Limbaugh. The planned get-together worries the almost sane, less stupid. What would the stupid bring, to the party of stupid, aka Republicans, worries the somewhat sane elders of the party.


12/7/2012 4:19:31 PM

So amusing when the idiots hang on to "the process" when exposed as being THE stupid.


12/7/2012 4:10:50 PM

High flutant assholes get carried away, for their righteousness. Examples include Willard and his tragic bimbo Ann with their unhinged and disturbing litter, Limbaugh searching for Viagra desperately, Ingram searching for her gender that is disconnected from her real male voice, and the stupid at large that Republican must nurture.


12/7/2012 4:04:00 PM

Justice Kennedy: Liberty assumes being rid of the stupid, although they are mostly  Republicans.


12/7/2012 3:45:40 PM

The dream job for Senator Demented is to be demented? Stupidity has no shame! It does not exclude Willard and his clueless entitled bimbo Ann with their disturbing litter, already so beyond stupid Ryan, the orange Speaker Boner, and the seriously stupid at large who are totally Republicans.


12/7/2012 3:40:50 PM

BREAKING NEWS: Mentally ill McCain licked Senator Demented's ass, as the Demented was leaving his office when McCain grabbed his ass and went at it. The Demented loved it, so did McCain, while acknowledging the stink was mutually pleasurable.


12/7/2012 3:36:55 PM

Think-Tanks have two types: 1) Those who are in the tank, like Senator Demented, and 2) Those who think.


12/7/2012 3:29:31 PM

Meg without Whit

Short on brains? You must be a star for Republicans! Carly is a serious star for Republicans, for having fucked up HP royally. And HP is about to produce another star, for her miserable failures: A Meg without Whit.


12/7/2012 3:13:46 PM

Time for Kennedy, Alito and Thomas to do the right thing, even if they choose not to come out. Hey Scalia, you can do it too!


12/7/2012 3:09:01 PM

Justice Kennedy wrote that the dignity of the stupid must be respected even when they are Republican, as repugnant it may sound. So legitimate!


12/7/2012 2:57:08 PM

Willard is extremely troubled, watching his entitled bimbo Ann working her horse(s). The truth would eventually emerge.


12/7/2012 2:47:26 PM

Just because a fart sounds loud and stinks to high heavens does not make it the guiding force. (Do I hear Republicans?) Just because a fart in the spacesuit, regardless of its intensity on the stink scale, can be a challenge, it does not not mean it can not be handled. NASA worked on this crap from before the Apollo mission. Yes, they farted and they produced some stink bombs, but we knew how to deal with them. So Republicans with clueless brains and stinky bottoms, you have been tamed, for like some 40 years.


12/7/2012 2:16:51 PM

The most recently discovered book of the Bible: Not all Republicans are stupid, but most stupids are Republican. The blindingly obvious exhibits are:

* Legitimate-rape Akin

* Looking for Sandra's sex tape Limbaugh while desperately looking for his Viagra

* Women must make better decision before their heads are shot off, Dana Perino (The bimbo, taken seriously for 3 seconds, when speaking about the bay of pigs!)

* A serious dick claiming to be Republican until his own dick hits Cheney's family gay daughter, so this Dick is totally for the serious gay thing

* Getting knocked-up in rape is god's-will Mourdock

The new book of Bible affirms the power of stupid, who shall eternally demand the ownership of the world, without being able to spell either divine or stupid or clueless. Ah-Mor-Men!


12/7/2012 1:39:41 PM

The new American journey requires one to navigate through a devolving species. Such a devolving population is a minority, often a part of the political party called Republican. To be fair, not all Republicans are stupid but most stupids are indeed Republicans. Learn and inform, please! Make America more informed! Thank you.


12/7/2012 1:20:02 PM

Do NOT knock the Republican party. The stupid need a home too. Show compassion, at least during the Christmas season that is under attack, of the nuclear type, according to the Freakin' Nuts and Crackpots (FNC).


12/7/2012 12:58:46 PM

The US Senate is contemplating a mental health facility within its quarters, to ensure that a professional okays John McCain's public appearances, where he doesn't (can't?) control his incoherent and clueless mouth. Of course, McCain is all for it, because he is too mentally-damaged to understand that it is a facility for him. But wait, McCain is thrilled that the facility is for him, about him, that he is starting it, for which he would be remembered, from now to eternity.

PS. We know that McCain is not always insane, for he rejected the magic Mormon underwear, even of the premium kind, that Willard offered him. Leave that kind insanity for Willard and his entitled bimbo and their disturbing litter (that includes Taggert).

PPS. Senator Demented disagreed with McCain and resigned. Reports indicate that the mental health facility at the Heritage Foundation is much more comfortable and glamorous, for when you belong there, the right-wing dimwits calls you a genius, full of brilliant conservative ideas.


12/7/2012 12:47:12 PM

Message to Freakin' Nuts and Crackpots (FNC): Dick Morris, for he has already dicked you, many times over! On the other hand, I rather you not, for the guilty delicious pleasure is juicy.


12/7/2012 12:09:56 PM

So sad to see the painful effects of constipation on Speaker Boner's orange face!

PS. Sorry, I stand corrected. Boner's office vehemently claims that it is not constipation but a boner up Speaker's behind. They did not however challenge any assertion about Speaker's orange face.


12/7/2012 10:28:51 AM

A cowboy rides a horse, so a horseboy would ride a ____?


12/6/2012 5:15:45 PM
The latest oxymoron: Think tank and Senator Demented. Even more delicious than intelligent Republican!

12/6/2012 5:01:49 PM

Melinda Henneberger, keep up the good work! Love is hardly a word that falls short, as it does in this case, for you are more precious than you would ever realize. God bless! PS. Institutions will fail us more often than the precious few like you who bring us hope. You are the light that must lead us, if we have any hope. Thank you! RE: A Notre Dame rape case.


12/6/2012 4:05:23 PM

Now they tell Willard: Mormon Church Calls For Compassion Toward Gays, Says Homosexuality Is Not A Choice

No shit, other than of course the brick in Willard magic Mormon underwear! Ever since losing the election, Willard's flexibility has come in handy, for licking his own behind for a record 4 weeks. Folks who have questioned Willard's sexuality for at least 53 years feel vindicated now.


12/6/2012 3:50:23 PM

Hate Obama for being so patronizing to assume that there have been discussions among Republicans. This repulsive presumption requires: i) Republicans are humans, ii) Republicans have a brain that is capable of thinking, iii) Republicans have a brain that is capable of feeling any emotion, and iv) Republicans have evolved to participate in the developed world.

Just because Senator Demented resigned today doesn't mean the demented in Republican party comprehend it. They are demented for a reason. The demented can not figure out what happened to the demented and their senator. This is liable to take at least another presidential cycle for the demented to figure out what happened some 12 years ago.


12/6/2012 3:39:07 PM

No wonder Republicans hate science. Scientists had been requesting Einstein's brain for research. It took decades for that to come true. Scientists however were quick today, after Senator Demented resigned, to request the Demented's behind for research. Scientists are convinced that: i) they are not liable to find anything meaningful in the Demented brain, and ii) Demented's behind contains the secrets of all his experiences. And, scientists are convinced that Senator Demented is the gateway to understand the herd of demented in the Republican Party specifically and the US at large.


12/6/2012 3:27:53 PM

I can handle indifference, love or hate! Engage and have a banter. What I can NOT tolerate is the pompous righteous clueless assholes. Who are they, you might ask! Read my journal entries. But here is the crux of it: Clueless means just that, represented by the right-wing, bible-thumping, less-evolved-than-their-dogs nuts, often referred to as humans in the politically correct world.


12/6/2012 3:19:18 PM

BREAKING NEWS: Senator Demented to Start A New Party

Rumors are swirling that Senator Demented, who resigned from the Senate today, would start a new party of, for and by the demented. The Republican leadership is nervous and shaken up, for the demented make up a sizable majority of the Republican party.


12/6/2012 3:13:41 PM

Servers crashed today at the Oxford Dictionary, Webster-Merriam Dictionary, Wikipedia, academic blog, and alike, when Senator Demented mentions an usual (peculiar?) word "intellect" and all his dimwits, their friend and family, went for learning what it meant. "This act alone makes Senator Demented feel great that his demented class would follow him to wherever he goes." Said the demented spokesperson for Senator Demented.


12/6/2012 3:05:35 PM

How delicious that Senator Demented met his Waterloo! The tragedy however is that he and his demented clan would never get the irony.


12/6/2012 3:02:46 PM

Please join me in wishing Senator Demented our very best, for his life in his demented world. May reality never touch is precious demented soul!


12/6/2012 3:00:29 PM

Cheese and potatoes never had a conflict until the ED commercial/advert! Jesus, please help us with where the world is going. Thank you! Of course, the right-wing nuts know it already, they reckon. But humans, especially the ones who can think, still lean on you at times of seeking guidance, being sure that the bible-thumping nuts are full of something that doesn't smell good.


12/6/2012 2:47:42 PM

Jindal is THE first person in the history of mankind to make gin dull. This could NOT be done, was the informed view. Even Mel Brooks did not include it in the History of World. Bobby did it, so he must be the candidate of the least informed for President. Mel, please try a triquel. The inspiration is right in front of you. Ah-Mor-Men!


12/6/2012 2:32:25 PM

JC Watts fits in rather well and should be elected the head of RNC. The low wattage Watts has it all figured out: It is just a matter of the tone. Watts is perfect. Yep, the squealing is indeed a tone and sometimes it is not from eating too much but something being shoved up your behind. Hey Watts, keep talking, and soon you would be the darling of the RNC. Hope you get elected, for you would bring a refreshing look of a new color with same stupidity. And that would be a step too far - thus progress - if you do get elected.


12/6/2012 2:20:40 PM

Watts and Wattage

JC Watts keeps licking their behinds, without realizing that he lacks the "wattage" to light up the stupid-bulb. Wait a second, my apologies, for assuming Watts has any wattage in his brain. I try my damnest to give a benefit of the doubt. Oh Jesus, did I screw up again to use the "damn" word? Do forgive, as I say: Ah-Mor-Men!


12/6/2012 2:18:24 PM

Constipated Republicans WILL rue the day! They rejected the Disabilities Treaty, despite in-chamber and on the Senate-well appearance by Bob Dole in a wheel chair. Being dimwits, they failed to recognize that the treaty cover mental disabilities too, that would overwhelmingly help them.


12/6/2012 2:09:39 PM

Fight against Speaker Boner kicking the stupid off committee assignments. Just because Boner is less stupid than them, at least in Boner's little head, does not give Boner the right to insult the stupid. Boner is hell-bent to destroy his party, obviously. Forgive me Lord, for I have sinned to invoke the "hell" word. Ah-Mor-Men!


12/6/2012 1:50:12 PM

DeMint resigned today from the senate because of bad breath. Just goes to show that sometimes family names were invented to thwart a genetic flaw.


12/6/2012 1:46:36 PM

My only one request: Please be kind to the low information folks: the clueless, bible thumping, right-wing innocents. Please, and thank you! Just know, they are saving all the getting-a-clue effort for heaven where there bed & breakfast are guaranteed, where knowledge is obviously not burned, and here comprehension or brain transplant is not guaranteed.


12/6/2012 1:39:50 PM

Pathway to drugs is dangerous indeed, but not as dangerous as any & all pathways to the right-wing nuttery! Friends don't let friends become nuts, at least of the right-wing kind.


12/5/2012 6:03:49 PM

How we wish that Willard and his entitled bimbo Ann, not to mention their disturbing litter, NEVER existed!


12/5/2012 5:58:01 PM

Ann and Willard are now dealing with the stupid and lowlifes they appealed to, to get to the White House. Then entitled trophy bimbo ANN has flown off the handle, damning Willard, to expect her to even "touch" the commoner she herself was, until she because "entitled"  and a loser to the White house. Yes, Ann needs the MOST desperate mental health help, having produced the totally unhinged Taggert. May the Mormon "god(?)" help her, in her magic Mormon underwear. May her moronic Lord forgive her, for when Ann not being in her magic Mormon underwear.

Willard and his totally clueless entitled trophy bimbo Ann are a tragedy for more than their mere existence.


12/5/2012 5:45:18 PM

Ann and Willard are now dealing with the stupid and lowlifes they appealed to, to get to the White House. Then entitled trophy bimbo ANN has flown off the handle, damning Willard, to expect her to even "touch" the commoner she herself was, until she because "entitled"  and a loser to the White house. Yes, Ann needs the MOST desperate mental health help, having produced the totally unhinged Taggert. May the Mormon "god(?)" help her, in her magic Mormon underwear. May her moronic Lord forgive her, for when Ann not being in her magic Mormon underwear.

Underwear aside, deal with the the tragedy of Willard and his totally clueless entitled trophy bimbo Ann and their even dumber family.


12/5/2012 5:43:00 PM

Ann and Willard are now dealing with the stupid and lowlifes they appealed to, to get to the White House. Then entitled trophy bimbo ANN has flown off the handle, damning Willard, to expect her to even "touch" the commoner she herself was, until she because "entitled"  and a loser to the White house. Yes, Ann needs the MOST desperate mental health help, having produced the totally unhinged Taggert. May the Mormon "god(?)" help her, in her magic Mormon underwear. May her moronic Lord forgive her, for when Ann not being in her magic Mormon underwear.


12/5/2012 5:08:30 PM

Lee Atwater begged. Bob Dole in wheelchair begged today, sadly. Delicious but tragic! Republicans rejected. Bob Dole, do try to smile, for reaping what you sowed. Tragic hate you spewed seems to have come back to you!

Republicans reach sanity in deathbed. Republicans do not and can not understand reality, or sanity, as the folks say. Republicans elevate Willard and the Dumb-Boy-Ryan, to demonstrate how unhinged they are from reality. It would be tragic if Willard or Dumb-Boy-Ryan came to the elected bodies to beg for everything they rejected, like Bobby Dole. Tragedy is less painful thatn the existance of Willard and clueless Ryan. Ah-Mor-Men! A-Men!


12/5/2012 4:59:25 PM

Bob Dole, An American Tragedy

I admire you, for who you were. You also created the lowlifes who totally reject you - Yes you, on your wheelchair - as tissue rejection. Sorry Bob, you can tell us all that you were good, as you were, but you created your legacy of assholes who showed you what you had done. Be bitter when you are in power and reap the benefits of being shoved to your grave. Hey Bob, no hard feelings! I knew you were going for the lowest of lowlife. They caught up to you. Yes, you reap what you sow - you were rejected today in the senate on your wheelchair.

Hey Bob, you are getting what you sowed. Don't feel bad. Just be miserable, for what the tragedy of your life had been. The world might have been a better place if your hatred for other races never existed. Just go away. Hope it is not painful, for we know that you are on a wheelchair and occasionally connected to reality. You are leading teh way Bod, for your hatred-filled Republicans. Go on. We respected you, for being hateful but mild. Thank you, for hate shall live on, ever strongly, because of you. As much as I love you, I rather not see your face ever again. Yes, you went to teh senate to redeem yourself, as you were rejected by the your own, for the beoeve in the hatred you promoted and not in the person you are. Thank you Bob, the hatred would love on, as you fade. Please go away. I rather remember you are a nice person, and the not the hatred you promoted and the hatred that has multiplied.

Bob, I would not miss you if you just went away. The sad part is that the media would remind me when you die. They would tell me that you were good. And that is the tragedy. You were a racist asshole who hid it well, while created a herd of racist assholes. This post would be a reminder.

Bob, karma seems to have caught up. You are a tragedy, whose life might have caught up. Being on a wheelchair a an easy way out, for the tragedy you caused on the US. May lord have mercy on you and your life! Please go away, and NEVER come back. Thank you.


12/5/2012 4:34:49 PM

Republicans are stupid! Republicans lost. Republicans would multiply to decline precipitously. Republicans would NEVER understand evolution, even beyond their extinction. Allow Republicans to be Willard or Santorum or the dumbest of dumb boys Ryan. The stupid would exist and Republicans must be with them.


12/5/2012 4:20:32 PM

The left and right are willing to concede that the Hollywood creatures are neanderthals. Yes, seriously clueless and brain-deficient! And the neanderthals from Hollywood would never understand - now or forever - they are not welcome, with their pea-brain thoughts. Be stupid, hey Hollywood asses, it is your right but just go away. Just go away, for you are nothing but assholes who have lived beyond their existence. So sad, that most of you actually exist.


12/5/2012 4:12:35 PM

When all else fails, the right brings out a Willard or dumb boy Ryan, and the left brings out even more stupid actresses and actors. The left loses a winning hand when they trot out the least among us, known as the Hollywood neanderthals. Don't you ever fucking tell me that the left or right found a smart one! Get a fucking grip on the Hollywood neanderthal who is too big for his/her britches. A Hollywood asshole addressing reality should be a fucking 10 season long comedy.


12/5/2012 3:57:55 PM

The Left Is Fucked, more stupid than you wish

Just because the bimbo is an actress does not mean she can impress or she is right. Hey left-wing assholes, try harder with intellect. Kick the actors and actresses off the curb, to be taken seriously. Offer arguments and alternatives, and NOT the bimbos and bimbettes. I am afraid, you left-wing jacks are too stupids to get it.


12/5/2012 3:51:43 PM

Compassionate Stupid is the new mantra? The stupid resent it violently. Republicans are royally fucked when even the stupid challenge them. Republicans are liable to spring the Dumb-Boy Ryan to match the dimwits of the stupid. Future of Republicans looks great and grave- Great within the clueless stupid yet rather dim in the real world. But hey, you MUST support the clueless stupid dimwitted boy-wonder Ryan. Republicans are not supposed to think. Assholes shall always follow.


12/5/2012 3:42:18 PM

Talking about  the stupid is of course relevant. The Republican Party would not even exist without the stupid. Don't EVER blame the stupid - They are Republican.


12/5/2012 3:38:19 PM

Allow the Stupid to Exist

I appeal to you. The stupid have a right to exist. Yes, they are Republicans. Allow their existence. Evolution is destroying the stupid; it is just a matter of time. Neither the stupid nor Republicans get it, and that is a leading indicator of their demise. Allow the stupid to be Republicans, please. The concept of endangered or extinct species would make sense to the most, but not to the Stupid or Republicans.


12/5/2012 3:19:47 PM

What the clueless, entitled, trophy bimbo Ann is doing to her horses is rightly beyond cameras and Willard! You can imagine what it is and yet you would be beyond your imagination when you learn the truth. The mental health officials are beyond baffled as they see the dumbest of dumb Ann, playing with her horses. The staff is trying their damnest to hide the details of Ann's ugliest behavior.


12/5/2012 3:13:56 PM

Be Careful Republicans!

Being sane may invite a primary challenge from the loonies, as you know. Loonies outnumber the sane in your party, as the sane world knows.

Do you have a formula for taming the Stupid - the majority of the Republican Party, that is - while coming across are being even remotely sane for the real world?


12/5/2012 3:07:06 PM

Mr. President, the rhetoric (Oh yeah, those lofty speeches, unhinged from reality!) does not relate, even remotely, to reality. Frothing in your mouth is getting ugly. Produce results. Quit foaming at YOUR mouth. Mr. President, I hope you realize after 4 years that your job is not about academia or legislation, you must get the fucking shit done. Get something done. Anything done! Speeches may look great historically, 73 years from now, but you are fucking up royally right now, hurting our nation.


12/5/2012 2:56:21 PM

Patient Kills Medicine

The clueless, mindless leaders like Willard and Dumb-Boy-Ryan are being rolled over by the stupid. Stupid Republicans try to lead the stupid - sounds like a Monty Python skit. But hey, Republicans are so totally qualified for that.


12/5/2012 2:45:32 PM

Magic Mormon underwear sales collapsed! Power of the dumb underwear is not only dumb but with a loser messenger like like Willard, the sales have collapsed at least 95%. Even the dumb get the dumb, like Willard and the Dumb Boy Ryan. BTW< the Dumb Boy Ryan is a combination of Public and Private Ryan, who is so totally dumber than Private Ryan.


12/5/2012 2:31:04 PM

Assholes can go back to their holes. Willard lost!


12/5/2012 2:03:48 PM

Karma Bites In Delicious Ways - Sheldon in wheelchair!

So delicious to see the humiliated, dumbest dumb-ass, albeit rich beyond his abilities, Sheldon Adelson in a wheelchair! You do not have to die before you reap the effects of your existence, as your asshole fires back a stink-bomb at you, created by your mere existence. May karma truly work for you, yet again, and again, for being bitter from life, on a wheelchair, Dear Sheldon! May you live (or not) on your wheelchair, as you spew your venom, for living a bitter life.


12/5/2012 1:39:16 PM

Saving Public Ryan

The clueless cheese-head Ryan made a compelling case today that the GOP must appeal to the aspirations of the Stupid, for GOPs existence. The Dumb Boy Ryan never addressed the issue of the stupid declining in numbers, as they recite the failed mantra of the Dumb Boy Ryan.

People close to the Public Ryan suggest that the Private Ryan is indeed much dumber, when being away from staged events. Blending the Public and Private Ryan is truly the real Dumb Boy Ryan who is well placed to appeal to his kind; that is, the Stupid of the Dumb Ryan kind.


12/5/2012 1:31:41 PM

True to his business acumen, Willard has issued an RFI (Request for Information) for mental health help for his clueless, entitles, trophy bimbo Ann. The RFI is typically followed by an RFP (Request for Proposals). You go Willard, you lost the election decisively, but you can save a few bucks for the serious mental health issues your bimbo has had, almost all her life. You go boy!


12/5/2012 1:26:31 PM

The entitled, clueless, trophy bimbo Ann has started to play with her horses, but barely. However, cameras and Willard were not allowed. No one was subsequently available to comment intelligently on her magic Mormon underwear. Ah-mor-Men!


12/4/2012 6:47:59 PM
Thank you for I am not sure, Ed Koch. Go away, is the next best to wishing that you never existed. Hope your exit is more peaceful than your painful and constipated existence. Good riddance, for your existence was painful, and meaningless at best and unworthy of human existence at slightly less best; that is, the world would have been better off without you. Please go away. Hospitalization is a step, but I hope it works. If you lived elsewhere, you would be tried for war crimes. Hope I wake up tomorrow and you are gone. The world would be a better place. Your death would be slightly better than the grotesque existence you lived.

12/4/2012 2:15:52 PM

Stupids Win. Promote the Stupid

Obama and Democrats at large must fund the right wing nuts - THE stupid - to ensure victory for decades. You need someone (or something) to beat. And you want the easiest asses to beat. Hey you democrats, fund the empty chair (metaphor for Clint) or empty suit like the clueless Willard. Learn that you would be better off spending more money to promote the stupid (oh, aka opposition) than promoting yourself. The stupid carry the day, for losing it!


12/4/2012 2:03:35 PM

Extramarital Affair versus Jogging, per Pudgy Newt!

General Pet-Her-Ass having an extramarital affairs is understandable, after decades of what could only be a stale marriage, said Newtron Gingrich, but jogging together for 5 miles with another woman is totally shocking.


12/4/2012 1:57:40 PM

Emergency: PLEASE Pray for Willard and His Family!

Mental health issues are becoming unmanageable in the clueless, entitled, unhinged world of Willard. Please pray for them. Surprise them. In their world, they can relate to less than a couple of doznes. What if we could offer the prayers of more than 200, or even a million! The Willard clan can not understand this humanity, for they are devoid of it. But we can be bigger and less arrogant than his bimbo trophy Ann and their clueless litter, to offer them hope.


12/4/2012 1:45:18 PM

Republicans Get the Message!

Be easy. The ability to analyze, assess and surmise is constrained by mental abilities. Keep in mind that we are talking about Republicans. They are struggling to learn from what happened and how to proceed.

Stupid does what stupid is! Republicans have concluded that they were not stupid enough, which led to their defeat in the election. The political and intellectual stalwarts of the party want their representatives to go extreme on the stupid scale. Ah-Mor-Men!


12/4/2012 1:36:38 PM

Is the bimbo from I'll-Ask-Ya. who house you can see from Russia, still relevant? Apparently so, for the Fucking Nuts & Cranks (FNC). FNC brings her much less frequently, however, realizing that she is clueless yet she feels entitled like the clueless trophy bimbo Ann who at least has a rich and presentable husband and somewhat presentable although entitled boys.


12/4/2012 1:16:54 PM

There Goes the Bimbo - Only If Willard Had Human Emotions!

The entitled trophy bimbo Ann is struggling, say the insiders, after being told that her fantasy of living in the White House is over. She felt that the end was near when she did not get invited even to a lunch at the White House with her boy-toy Willard. As the world knows by now, this clueless entitled bimbo convinced herself that it WAS her turn to be the first lady. All her life, when she wanted something, the bimbo's pet, Willard, bought it for her. The clueless bimbo still doesn't understand why all her money and her demands could not get her the one thing she had always wanted, without recognizing the limits of her clueless bimbo sanity. Speaking of sanity, Willard can not connect with his trophy bimbo, as made so visible by his inability to connect with ANY human. Willard's staff are scrambling to find a psychiatric refuge for the mentally-disturbed trophy bimbo and unhinged Taggert. The nation must first recognize that unhinged entitled assholes do exist and then pray that some kind of therapy, any kind in fact, does work.

PS. Reports suggest that many highly regarded mental health hospitals are refusing to accept entitled Ann and/or unhinged Taggert for two reasons: 1) They cannot be salvaged and the hospital would eventually get a bad name, and/or 2) They are just about the most repulsive. Willard is the most developed of the bunch, it seems, for having pulled off being barely tolerable in the campaign, that he lost decisively and sent his trophy bimbo into the orbit.


12/3/2012 2:40:06 PM

BREAKING NEWS: The clueless, brainless, entitled bimbo Ann in a downward spiral! Pray

The continuous 24-hours-a-day watch in place as the dumbest dimwit is under observation for trying to recognize reality of being a trophy, to a man who lost 3 out of 4 elections, in the last 20 years. What is harder for Ann is that she has been clueless all her life or at least since she was in her mid-teens. A reckoning now, when she is old and broken, and her hub is a serious loser! It is rather difficult for the bimbo to handle mentally, and thus the world-renowned mental health help!

The best opinion that mental health experts have offered so far is that Willard and Ann must be handled by different experts.

Message: Do NOT get the stupid together, like Willard and his entitled, clueless, bimbo Ann.


12/3/2012 2:26:09 PM

Grover exists only because the stupid, clueless, dimwits exist, like Willard (his clueless trophy bimbo Ann and their litter that includes mentally-disturbed Taggert), Boner without bone, and that dude in the senate who must not be highlighted for his stupidity.


12/3/2012 2:22:11 PM

The sad sulking yet abusively angry (entitled bimbo trophy) Ann is being held back physically, for her to recognize that she does NOT belong in the White house. Her behavior, not the least of which how the bimbo Ann acts up with her demands, must now be dealt with the best mental health help expertise, as her display of "entitlement" becomes more permanent. This is tragic when her submissive, magic Mormon underwear wearing, failed her.

The bottom line: The clueless, entitled, brainless, trophy bimbo Ann is a tragic figure. The money can buy a lot, from Willard's bank in the Caymans, but now the Willard family is learning how tragic the whole family is.

Please save the tragic, mentally disturbed Ann!


12/3/2012 2:07:54 PM

Entitled Ann A Sympathetic Figure, Finally

Suddenly, the Willard family is struggling with the trophy bimbo Ann. They are afraid that the process would be long and arduous, for the entitled trophy bimbo to understand the world as it exists, from which she was detached at the age of 3. You can wonder why they picked the age of 3 and not 16 when she met Willard. Frankly, no one on the Willard side wants to claim the stupidity and fallout of the clueless Ann.


12/3/2012 1:51:11 PM

Breaking News: Willard's Seek Shrinks, Seriously

Reality is horrible, as the Willard's found out! It is not clear whether Willard or his entitled trophy bimbo Ann is struggling more with reality. This dude, aka Willard, won precisely one election in 20 years while seeking an elected office, at least four times. His desperate, entitled bimbo promised the electorate that the magic Mormon underwear wearing Cyborg would "never fail you" when he failed himself and his DUMBEST bimbo at least 75% of the time. Reality is kicking the bimbo in her head: Her ride to the White House, that she so totally wanted, was merely a losing horse, like her Rafalca.

Shrinks in the celerity-enthralled California are no wonder trying to nab at least one of them clueless dimwits, if not both.

PS. Do you realize that this right-wing dimwit - Willard, his entitled bimbo and their litter that includes rather disturbing, brain-dead Taggert - bet on the brainless southerners for winning, and abandoned the dimwits southerners as soon as the election was over, to live in enlightened California? Hey Willard, thanks, as you say "fuck you" to the south. Ah-Mor-Men, damn be the underwear!


12/2/2012 2:37:51 PM

Arrogance vs Intelligence

Arrogance and intelligence are NOT related, in any way. While that is universally true, folks on a site like this try to project arrogance to be taken seriously as intelligence. Being a pompous ass or pontificating incoherently simply shows the stupid in you. Ah-Mor-Men! Oh, and that dude lost, even with his magic Mormon underwear and his pompous arrogant trophy bimbo.


12/1/2012 3:54:56 PM

69 out of 73 companies selling the magic Mormon underwear have gone into bankruptcy, despite Willard's magical power from Joseph Smith (aka Joe Blow), notwithstanding the clueless entitled bimbo Ann, who produced a totally mentally disturbed specimen called Taggert.


12/1/2012 3:41:21 PM

If you like the dimwit from I'll-Ask-Ya, whose house you can see from Russia:

1. Let your daughter be easy, who screws around, as she gets pregnant

2. Be Republican

3. Be the Stupid (or Republican) you are, with or without a badge of confirmation of being a right-wing clueless nut

4. Tell your motivational bimbo (aka Palin) that she is fucking clueless

Ah now, we can talk. If you are motivated by that clueless bimbo, you are fucking clueless. You are precisely what is wrong with the US of A.


12/1/2012 3:04:03 PM

The family values bimbo, whose daughter fucks around and gets pregnant without a "legal" father (Do they call her Bristol?), is screaming, to become relevant again. Hint: You can see her house from Russia but that doesn't make her smart. She is still McCain's clueless bimbo and she flopped harder than the stupid scale.


12/1/2012 2:44:45 PM

Republicans may not be dumb (STOP laughing), but they have the dimwit from I'll-Ask-Ya, whose house you can see from Russia. Yeah, the clueless bimbo has been acting up lately. And only  the clueless Republicans sometimes call her a leader. Sad would be ok but tragic is more accurate. The shrill voice continues, from the bimbo from I'll-Ask-Ya.


11/30/2012 2:39:49 PM

The stupid never recognize the stupid!

Exhibit A: Willard. Exhibit B: The Republican Party. Exhibit C: Gomert. Exhibit D: Newt. Exhibit E: Perry. Exhibit F: Bachmann. And so on. Heck, even the stupid can fill out the alphabets, and then some.

Screams before the end are the loudest! The painful sounds are precious, that the history MUST record, to be truthful to the history.


11/30/2012 2:22:36 PM

The latest new reports confirm that the disturbing, clueless, entitled Taggert was indeed disturbing, clueless, AND entitled on the election day. His father - No, not the Holy Father, but the tragic magic Mormon underwear wearing Willard - bent over and was taken by REAL Americans from behind.


11/30/2012 2:18:02 PM

It's not OR but AND

Did the electorate reject the STUPID or WILLARD? The answer is NOT and-or -- they rejected both. Another element they seriously rejected is the demented, clueless, right-wing nuts.


11/29/2012 2:11:39 PM

Not all stupids are Republicans! Even Republicans deserve a break, albeit scarcely.


11/29/2012 2:09:40 PM

Not all stupids are Republicans! Even Republicans deserve a break.


11/29/2012 2:01:14 PM

Unwed Mother Fucked Up Christians

She was an unwed mother - Mother Mary - bearing His Holiness the Jesus Christ of Bethlehem, as you motherfuckers sit in judgment of others.

For all you who judge and pontificate, you are NOTHING. You are dying faster than your sperm. Nope, the magic Mormon underwear would not help. A-Mor-Men!


11/29/2012 1:54:11 PM

Classy Classified

The peon ensured with class and dignity that the door did not hit his ass as Willard was shown the door at the White House after lunch today. The WH has the tape but it is classified. Willard was tragically convinced that he IS the fart in a spacesuit that you could not get rid of, only to learn that elections are a purifying moment. He was REJECTED. However, the purifying moment still does not guarantee Willard the right way of dealing with his clueless, brainless, trophy bimbo Ann and their litter that includes mentally unstable Taggert.


11/29/2012 1:31:19 PM

Economic Depression Caused by Willard

Sales of the magic Mormon underwear plunged 87%, as the nation and the world learned of the fraud perpetrated by morons. Oh, wait, yeah, they could be Mormons too!

As the world learns about Mormons and affiliated morons (aka the Republicans), the world is grateful of our election results. The world breathes a sigh of relief, for dodging another moron (or Mormon) as President of the United States of America. A-Mor-Men!


11/29/2012 1:10:16 PM

We must demand a constitutional amendment that requires the Speaker of the House to speak from his mouth and NOT from his rear-end that smells like Willard and his clueless, brainless, trophy bimbo Ann and their disturbing litter that includes mentally ill Taggert.


11/29/2012 1:05:21 PM

That Smells

Willard found a variation on what another Republican loser said on raising taxes. Willard said: Smell my magic Mormon underwear; no new sanity, for I am constrained by bimbo Ann and disturbing Taggert!


11/29/2012 12:55:11 PM

Bimbo can be right, sometime

The clueless, brainless, trophy bimbo, Ann is right! Neither her horse Rafalca nor what she reluctantly calls her husband Willard is ever second; losers are winners in Ann's tinfoil head. Willard demonstrated this in technicolor how right the bimbo Ann is by being the number one loser. Never second, only the first among losers. Isn't that who the bimbo married?


11/29/2012 12:25:33 PM

Cracked Texas

Testing, testing everything is big in Texas! Researchers admitted upfront that "everything" is impossible to address, but they did assess some high-level mental health issues in Texas. Researchers totally confirm the existence of out-sized, over-sized, full-of-farts, Texas-size egos. However, the researcher found that ego was inversely proportional, only in Texas, to the size/ability of brain. To make this simple enough for even Texans to understand: Bigger the ego, smaller the brain/intelligence. Keep going, cowboys! Oh, and do NOT forget to secede.


11/29/2012 12:12:27 PM

Willard went to the White House today for lunch, only to learn that President already ate his lunch. So much for the magic Mormon underwear! A-Mor-Men!

PS. Willard was shown the door by a peon, as President went to the Oval Office. The peon was instructed to be courteous and not let the door hit Willard's ass on his way out. Ah-Mor-Men!


11/28/2012 1:54:55 PM

Reality Sucks: Republican leadership admits that its members are troubled every time they are exposed to reality. Don't pay attention to the dumb and clueless Ryan who found Willard's balls for sucking even through the magic Mormon underwear. Yes, it is embarrassing to Republicans who can think but 98% of them are plain stupid.

Republicans are totally rational, except in light of reality. "They are like freakin magicians in their own world. We lose arguments, elections or whatever, when reality invades." Said a high level congressional Republican. A-Mor-Men!


11/28/2012 1:44:08 PM

Republicans are NOT a party of the wealthy, as the left-wing nuts claim. Republicans are a party of the 2% wealthy who puppeteer the remaining 98% who are downright stupid. A-Mor-Men!


11/28/2012 1:39:10 PM

Let's give credit where it is due: Willard, his entitled trophy bimbo Ann (Yep, of the Rafalca kind!), and their litter (including the disturbingly stupid, dangerous and dumb Taggert) can absolutely claim a diversity of the stupid within the family. Even the left-wing folks have to grant this diversity to Willard. A-Mor-Men!


11/28/2012 1:28:41 PM

BREAKING NEWS: Willard will wear his regular magic Mormon underwear for lunch at the White House tomorrow (Thursday). This is in contrast to the magic Mormon underwear Willard used during the campaign. The church R&D had invented a special magic Mormon underwear for Willard's campaign. Willard could wear this magic Mormon underwear for 72 hours straight in his campaign, without changing. You caught it; it had to be straight or else it would be sinful. Do I hear Amen or A-Mor-Men?


11/28/2012 1:04:18 PM

The stupid command premium in the US: Obama to host Willard at the White House on Thursday. After all, the constitution demands that the stupid must be accommodated so long as they are Americans. It is precisely this constitutional admonition that makes the right-wing nuts relevant. Oh, is it the Republican party now?


11/23/2012 3:48:50 PM
The constitution requires us to accommodate barfing, barking and farting; thus, the Repiblican party is legit despite magic-Mormon-underwear Willard, brain-damaged McCain, whining Lieber-not-quite-a-Man, ass-licking Crackers (Sen Graham), General Pet-her-ass with Broad-not-so-well and Jill-hairy-Kelly, and the criminal Bush family. If you can understand all this and wish to rebutt, you are either beyond your britches or you are a typical clueless Republican. But then again, we shall accommodate you, per the constitution, albeit holding our nose.

11/23/2012 2:36:33 PM

Insanity happens when you meet a Republican, but love might happen otherwise.


11/23/2012 2:30:29 PM

Republicans need only two segments of the population next time for a landslide: 1) Angry old White men, and 2) The stupid White. Republicans are convinced that the Stupid Segment is huge, for they are themselves the nativists.


11/23/2012 2:02:30 PM

Latest from the Clueless Willard, with trophy bimbo Ann and disturbingly unstable Taggert: Do NOT ever fall for 'love.' I fell for Ann, tragically. Our mentally disturbed litter amplifies our problems. Love can NOT be quantified and put in a spreadsheet for a cost/benefit analysis. Emotions are for the weak! I am liable to understand the heart when I am in a hospital, but emotions are a meaningless liberal artifact.


11/23/2012 1:55:20 PM

Proponents of anti-abortion can be explained easily by a single word: FEAR! The fear of having been aborted themselves. A frightening thought for them: Only if the parents knew of the brain-damage and the potential damage their offspring would cause the world!


11/23/2012 1:26:11 PM

The latest and greatest example of oxymoron (not just moron or Mormon) in the Oxford Dictionary: Conservative Leaders. It might take a bit to get there - think of conserve (never changing) and Leader (leading to move forward). Other additions to the list include: Right-Wing Intellectuals, Evolving Conservatives, FNC (Fucked-up Nuts & Crackers) Journalists, Military Intelligence (see: Head up his ass General Pet-Her-Ass, the arrogant asshole and his bimbos), Evangelical Sanity, Formidable Romney, Stable Taggert, and Loving Ann (or the Willard kind).


11/22/2012 3:27:38 PM
The American constitution is inclusive, appealing to "We the people." We MUST accommodate the GOP (Grumpy Old Pricks), right-wing nutcases, Neanderthals, and Sarah Palin. It does get better once you learn to TOLERATE the dimwit from I'll-ask-ya, whose house you can see from Russia.

11/22/2012 2:17:52 PM

Willard and Republicans lost the election for one very simple reason: Mega-tonnage of stupidity has lost its charm, forever.

The magic Mormon underwear of Willard did indeed play a part. It was NOT insignificant, because it plays right into the universally-recognized stupidity of Willard, Grumpy Old Pricks (GOP) and right-wing-clueless-NUTS.

Is the US reaching a point where sanity outweighs arrogance and insanity? Time will tell. Secession of Texas would would make the US so much more sane and smarter than ANY instrument can measure. Hey TX, keep your "oooops" Gov Perry!

Only the stupid can admire and love the stupid, and that is soooo Texas!


11/22/2012 1:58:38 PM

Researchers found THE missing link between chimps and humans. Pristine specimen have been thrust upon the national scene, in the guise of Jill-So-Hairy-Bimbo-Kelly and Natalie-Wham-Bam-Khawam. This advances basic research tremendously. The twins can be examined, even from a distance, if they do not grant permission for research of the 3rd encounter type.

Researchers profusely thank General Pet-Her-Ass for bringing forward the chimp-to-human specimen. Two of them? And twins, to boot? Incredible! From what we know, the General only pets their asses. General wanted their piece but got caught. General Pet-Her-Ass was banging another specimen who is not his wife. This is notable for being a typical asshole who pontificates about HIS noble, exemplary, Christian life. (Aside: Sorry Christ, the righteous bastards always use you!) General Pet-Her-Ass has been banging the gender-confused Paula Board-NOT-So-Well-Neanderthal-Specimen.

Hope you are getting the drift. General Pet-Her-Ass has a fetish for neanderthals and lesser evolved. No wonder General Pet-Her-Ass retired as a 4-Star General in the US military! It it now make sense to you?


11/21/2012 2:21:10 PM

I SOOOOOOOO fucking wish that assholes who wish to secede would just be allowed. The motherfuckers are leeches, getting a lot of tax money from other states, while bitching foul. Yes, PTSD from incestual upbringing in the GOP states is an issue, but you are running out of the finite empathy zone. Just go away, motherfuckers (which is literally true)!


11/21/2012 2:16:58 PM

Love is what might happen when you allow your genitalia NOT to be the focus. A step in the right direction never guarantees. But go for a chance, I reckon!


11/21/2012 2:09:54 PM

I am an "Originalist" - in the spirit of pudgy clueless Scalia - when it comes to the constitution. The constitution demands that we MUST accommodate all, including the Stupid and Grumpy Old Pricks (GOP), Constipated McCain, Scalia and his ilk (like Alito and Thomas), and so on. So please America, accommodate the asshole because our constitution demands us to do so.


11/21/2012 1:40:18 PM

Turkeys on Thanksgiving: Brain-damaged McCain (clueless should be obvious, not to mention the nation being ashamed), General Pet-Her-Ass, Paula Broad-NOT-So-Well, Jill-Still-Neanderthal-Hairy-Kelly with her extended incestuous family, Dick-up-his-ass-Cheney (Morris is a bargain with this Dick), soon to be repentant Fucked-Up-Bush-of-the-Dumb-Type for killing hundreds of thousands, Walrus Limbaugh, manatee Hannity, O'Reilly-still-licking-his-dick-after-election (and way past his erection and sexual abuse lawsuits), Grumpy Old Pricks (GOP), and Fucking Nuts and Cranks (FNC). Raise a glass, cheers!


11/21/2012 1:21:45 PM

FDA plans to use McCain as Exhibit A to allow laxatives over the counter. Subtext: Look at McCain, and know that constipation can cause serious national security issues, when all that is needed is removing stench from the behind of a pissed off, irritated (bowl) of a demented, clueless McCain, not to mention his dementia. Asshole cleaning business is poised to take off, no doubt, says the Chamber of Commerce, and the Chamber carefully avoids referring to any cavity in McCain.


11/21/2012 12:42:16 PM

Constant, irrational barking has consequences. Ask brain-damaged, demented and clueless McCain. Even his BFFs, Crackers (Senator Graham) and whiny Total-Lieber-but-No-Man have now refused to lick McCain's ass. This has made McCain go totally mental, on display as laughing stock on TV. Hope McCain's family gathers around to save this specimen of waste.


11/20/2012 3:49:13 PM
That was fast! The Oxford dictionary quickly updated the definition of asshole, to include the picture of Allen West for uppercase ASSHOLE and Willard, entitled bimbo Ann and their family as collective lowercase assholes that could be easily uppercase.

11/20/2012 2:20:28 PM

The serious motherfucking, incestuous assholes Matt Kibbe talks about why we care for science. Oh you GOP asshole, you are so fucking done! Matt Kibbe talks about "one science," when the asshole doesn't have a clue about science. Science is based on scientific experiments, reaching conclusion, but the clueless asshole Matt Kibbe wouldn't know.

Chris Mathews, you are so fucking weak and disgusting! Let the clueless asshole like Matt Kibbe hang out there. You do not have to allow his stench to destroy reality.

Matt Kibbe.. dude you are soooo fucked up, despite your sideburns that you so think make you cool and protect you. Assholes must be a generational factor in your long history of family and family tree,Matt Kibbe. The newest asshole - that is you - just got caught for your generational and serious stupidity. Such a tragedy!


11/20/2012 2:11:18 PM

Matt Kibbe.. Yeah, who is he, you ask? A hack for the right wing, pretending to be cool (LOL) with is sideburns. The sad part is that when they come out from their cave, they get caught. Staying in their echo-chamber of stupids, they are rock starts. LOL. And then there is a a let down, when they come into the real world. Kibbe is grabbing his ass on the Chris Mathews show. Assholes can be taken seriously is the progress America believes in. Propel assholes, and allow Willard and his likes in their magic Mormon underwear, and you can always come back to supporting assholes, aka the Grumpy Old Pricks!


11/20/2012 1:56:29 PM

Threat to the gene pool is becoming clearer. 1. Michelle Bachmann, where her totally gay husband is the defense for abusing his kind, 2. Allen West, where being stupid is the power to empower the stupid (The MOST damaging stupid), 3. Willard and Mormons (or morons) known for family-love and multiple wives, and 4. Republicans talking as typical clueless and stupid Republicans, not realizing that Hispanics, African-Americans and Asian-Americans exist. Only the Lord can help you! But can he, as lowest-life Republicans challenge his power!


11/20/2012 1:41:26 PM

Dominants don't scream. Those in control don't scream. Those who are confident don't scream. The chest-pounding, clueless and dimwitted, demanding respect assholes, magic Mormon underwear wearing neanderthals, are merely Grand Old Pricks (GOP). Life moves on. The country gets better. The constitution warned us about mother-fucking clueless. The best of it? We kicked their motherfucking, magic Mormon underwear ass! Merci buckets!


11/20/2012 1:17:52 PM

I have had a hard time to admire Hillary. But I confess, I was wrong in doubting her. She is strong and capable. I may not like Obama's policies, that she is expected to promote. We have elections, and elections have consequences. The country speaks and we work together to move forward. Mrs. Clinton, I respect you and I admire you. I never liked you but now I know that you have done us right. Many thanks for your service to our nation, for we shall always be grateful. I don't know if I will vote for you but I want you to know that you are a precious patriot that folks talk about, but you have lived it. Thank you!


11/20/2012 1:05:45 PM

The nation unites for the 2nd stage of anger: Grief!

The country is united, for her disgust for the existence of the magic Mormon underwear Willard, not to mention his entitled trophy bimbo Ann with her horse Rafalca and their mentally disturbed son Taggert.


11/20/2012 12:40:38 PM

Don't let Willard in his magic Mormon underwear and General Pet-Her-Ass hijack the story of America. The story of America is yours. It doesn't matter what it is, it doesn't matter if they approve it, it doesn't matter if you created millions! What matters is that it is YOUR story. For others, who try to tell you what the American story should be, in their Mormon underwear, feel free to tell them to fuck off, for you are the story of America.  Why? Because you know that you matter, just as much as the asshole who has an unhinged and disturbed son Taggert and entitled wife Ann with the horse Rafalca that serves her.


11/20/2012 11:58:18 AM

What happens when you are still firing strong but lose your cylinders? Hey General Pet-Her-Ass, you don't have to remain clueless anymore, you can come out and ask such questions openly.


11/19/2012 11:11:17 AM

In the beginning, it was the Grand Old Party (GOP) - Yes, it was born old, dammit! - and now it is the Grumpy Old Pricks. GOP, same but for pricks!


11/18/2012 2:02:47 PM

Military life is different, the commercial on TV said (assholes are welcome!).

Of course it is different, but NOT, if it includes old cranky brain-damaged McCain and Crackers (Senator Graham) whose brain has been damaged by the long company of brain-damaged McCain. Military life does need a 2.0. Assholes of your past would still be assholes in the newer version. Grow up. Get your head out of your ass, or the ass of cranky-McCain, befuddled-Crackers and moronic Willard.


11/18/2012 1:00:32 PM

What Must the GOP (Grumpy Old Pricks, aka Pricks) Do:

1. Don't be McCain, the royal, demented and tortured, glorified Prick

2. Don't be Crackers (Senator Graham), the almost royal Prick and short of full deck, whose brain has been damaged by licking McCain's behind

3. Don't be grumpy

4. Don't be asshole

5. Don't send clueless, dumb, assholes (like McCain or Crackers) on TV

6. When your clueless, dumb, assholes do appear on TV, tell them to not be like cranky-old-pissed-off-with-life-McCain-or-Crackers

7. Don't be your own self (aka Prick)

8. Admit when you must, and get past being a Prick, to have a chance among humans

9. Never wear magic Mormon underwear

10. Don't get caught being sucked by Willard, as his bimbo Ann watches along her/their demented and disturbing litter that includes unhinged Taggert

11. Bonus - Never let them see the hole in which you live!

12. Bonus plus - Bless God, no matter the Prick you are!


11/18/2012 12:05:30 PM

Mourning Reality, the GOP Style

Existential crisis for the Grumpy Old Pricks (GOP, aka Pricks) = Hate-filled Willard, detesting the existence of most Americans in America (Yes, a majority rejected the moron and his hatred!)

The GOP loves Willard, despite his magic Mormon underwear, for awakening them. They have to file for the Endangered Species Status with the EPA. The Pricks would beg for a special status from an agency they hate, of the govt they hate, for a survival that they hate. But hey, the stupid and clueless have always found a place in the GOP!


11/18/2012 11:48:25 AM

Brain Damage Damages

The nation painfully tolerates brain-damaged, downright stupid, entitled due to rich wife, the cranky old McCain. Brain-damage can cause collateral damage has come into sharp focus due to McCain's influence for years on Crackers (Senator Graham). Crackers has been going crackers (bonkers?) for a while now. Researchers expect that Crackers would get as bad as McCain, or worse, over time.


11/18/2012 11:32:10 AM

Snake Oil Making Powerful Comeback

Leaders at the highest levels of our govt. don't address the brilliant display of arrogance and stupidity by General Per-Her-Ass. Let's get a grip - Arrogance displayed by Pet-Her-Ass far outweighs his any erratic and random brain-activity that is sold as brilliance.


11/17/2012 1:43:16 PM

Secret to Success, according to Willard

"Even Mormons know that you need morons for success." Said Willard. "My key breakthrough was that not all morons are Mormons. I worked hard to discover enormous potential in the GOP (Grumpy Old Pricks). That changed my life. Yes, I fell short at the end, in riding the GOP to own the White House. I have had a great life of luxury, being unaware of the real world. Average folk would however connect with me in knowing that I had to tolerate my trophy bimbo Ann (not to mention her horses) and our mentally disturbed and totally unhinged son Taggert, thanks to bimbo Ann."


11/17/2012 1:23:25 PM

Willard declares that he is a model conservationist because he consumes VERY little gasoline per car. "All it takes to be a model conservationist," says Willard, "to have many cars and use each care infrequently, without giving up your Mormon (not moronic) lifestyle. This is why I am the numbers-guy. I can always bamboozle you with my numbers crap, with one exception - voters caught on to my stench in the last election. Other than that, I sailed through!"


11/17/2012 12:45:33 PM

Buried in the fine print of "the no questions asked, lifetime return policy" of the Mormon (LDS) Church has a minor (or HUGE!) exception: The guaranty is invalid if the person looks like a Willard, walks like a Willard, and confirms that he is a Willard by opening his mouth. This confirms the prophetic vision of Joesph Smith (aka Joe Blow), says the Church, that a Willard would come along and try to destroy the church of Mormons (No, not morons!), notwithstanding his devotion to his magic Mormon underwear. The Grumpy Old Pricks (GOP) found out the hard way!


11/16/2012 5:14:47 PM
Stupidity Has Privileges! The Republican Party demanded that stupidity be rid of its ranks, but the stupid don't get it, beyond cheering on whatever the idiots said. Then they took a Tea break.

11/16/2012 5:06:03 PM
Please hide dementia-ridden older-than-rock McCain before he figures out that he has been the most embarrassing mental dwarf who dared to be public with his unimaginable stupidity. Megan has gone underground for her father's embarrassing demented behavior and her dumber-than-dumb mother who finances McCain's dementia to hang out with equally demented but perceived power structure.

11/16/2012 5:02:36 PM
Losing Religion Did you count how many Republians, including the dumbest of all like Gingrich and Santorum, tell Willard in his magic Mormon underwear to fuck off and disappear, never to look back, notwithstanding his bimbo trophy Ann and their disturbing, demented litter including socially-unfit Taggert.

11/16/2012 3:17:05 PM

When the seriously demented make a claim, you know they are Republicans. Their motherfucking General Pet-her-ass, BroadNotSoWell, John-the-Trick-Allen, HairySeriouslyUglyJill and a Shirtles-Asshole are merely characters for the LEAST evolved. As expected, the least evolved aka Republicans love leaders that drive them into a hole, as the dimwits followers acknowledge loving any hole for that has been their entire life.


11/16/2012 2:25:50 PM

Dementia-Inflicted McCain

Please Crackers (Senator Graham), take your very old BFF - the clueless, irrational and insane McCain - into a hospice. Just know, that exit from life can be respectable.

Assholes like you, Crackers, prop up this bitter, sad and old McCain for your own political gains. Yeah, he is an irrational, old and demented figure. Have some respect for the clueless motherfuckers like McCain in your party. Crackers, be careful! Your own family is planning to admit you to a mental institution. Your mental deficiency is so obvious to your next generation. Suck out of McCain's ass as much as you can, to gain the fame you so desperately want but would never get. Webster would have your pic Crackers for both tragedy and stupidity. So long!


11/16/2012 1:56:46 PM

Grumpy Ungrateful VERY OLD McCain

The nation is experiencing PTSD, after years of constant, persistent and violent abuse by arrogant McCain. The nation is struggling to find a polite way for McCain to just go away, and realize that his power comes from the riches of his bimbo and not from the abuse he inflicts on the nation.


11/16/2012 1:21:05 PM

Meds for McCain, NOW

NOT Medals! McCain has already sold his soul, let alone the medals, to the highest bidder.

Head-nothing, head-nothing, head-nothing, makes McCain's desk smile for having avoided McCain's unhinged insanity.

McCain needs his meds some 13 times a day. Reports suggest that his nurse Crackers (Sen. Graham) took McCain's meds himself to avoid dealing with his unhinged BFF McCain.


11/15/2012 2:03:27 PM

Indispensable Republicans

Psychology literature shows that we "need" inferiors around us to make us feel better. We need the Republican Party, say psychologists, for the "American way" to survive. "Stupids have always been in the US, but Republicans have become a critical motivator for the sane, that is critical for innovation and progress."


11/15/2012 1:55:52 PM

Constitutional Originalists

Self-proclaimed constitutional originalists pledge allegiance to Grover, instead of the constitution. Can ANYthing be more hilarious or stupid than this? Yes Grover is hairy, ugly and totally stupid, but you have to consider that his followers are Republicans, recently led by Willard. Now it all makes sense, doesn't it?


11/15/2012 1:42:39 PM

Quite A Threesome!

Willard, McCain and Crackers (Sen. Graham) are scheduled to engage in the head-up-his-asshole configuration for 1 hour.


11/15/2012 1:27:07 PM

Global Emergency: An international consortium of researchers is convening urgently to determine why someone can be as stupid and clueless as Willard, notwithstanding his bimbo trophy wife and their demented litter.


11/15/2012 1:20:56 PM

A United Nation (aka USA) Shoves Her "Gifts" Up Willard's Behind!

The demonstrative process was started by Jindal. This is quite an achievement for a Governor that has extra-ordinary powers to totally make a gin dull.


11/15/2012 1:07:39 PM

Please do NOT call Willard STUPID, so casually

Inter-Galactic Organization of the Stupid, Low-lives and Clueless (SLC) feel insulted when folks globally refer to Willard as stupid so casually. SLC was not initially intended to refer to morons at a geographical location but it seems to have worked out quite well, with real-life demonstrative artifacts like Willard, his bimbo wife and their demented litter.


11/15/2012 1:05:06 PM

Inter-Galactic Organization of the Stupid, Low-lives and Clueless (SLC) feel insulted when folks globally and casually refer to Willard as stupid. SLC was not initially intended to refer to morons at a geographical location but it seems to have worked out quite well, with real-life artifacts like Willard, his bimbo wife and their demented litter.


11/15/2012 12:36:54 PM

SE lost a Cupp or two today, as Sister Simone Campbell dressed her down. Oh Lord, it was an ugly sight (Puke, SE was in it, physically!). I doubt very much however that SE got it. Therein lies the tragedy of orthodoxy over facts!


11/15/2012 12:24:17 PM

Willard's next meeting is starting to look like the cream-of-the-crop in a zoo. No, hear me out before you laugh! Participants include orange-haired buffoon Trump, fellow moron (or Mormon?) Beck, aquatic life in manatee-Hannity and walrus-Limbaugh, always bent-over Santorum with rectal fluids in his mouth, a member from yet-to-be-defined species Bachmann, among other forms of life found in a typical, but good zoo.


11/15/2012 12:13:23 PM

Willard is making sure that we all understand - of course 100% of us - that stench from Willard, his entitled bimbo Ann and their demented litter wouldn't go away anytime soon.


11/15/2012 12:09:15 PM

Would someone please give some laxatives to McCain, who sounds terribly constipated! It could also be a scream for mental health help, but let's start with laxatives and give the demented old man a benefit of the doubt for now.


11/14/2012 3:23:23 PM
Breaking news: God King David Pet-her-ass has been going both ways, being General Pet-His-Ass with emotionally and physically broken McCain. No wonder McCain has been emotionally hyperactive. Lindsay of the crackers type is off his rocker as well, after being a threesome partner for McCain with the divine General. The divine General has an affinity for gender-confused dimwit Neanderthals like McCain, crackers, Broad-so-Stupid and Hairy-Jill. Neanderthals can not figure out the shit. Should that be news!

11/14/2012 3:07:10 PM
History spoke. You were rejected, regardless of you trophy bimobo or your insane, demented litter. Please go away Willard. An asshole can never shed his stench from behind, even when it is Mormon (or your bimbo's mom) or the magic Mormon underwear. You are becoming Exhibit A for Neanderthals and Mormons - all in one - for historians. Sad but a fucking hilarious joke indeed!

11/14/2012 2:54:59 PM
For a well functioning society, we must accommodate stupids, ranging from Neanderthals to Republicans.

11/14/2012 2:05:44 PM

Obama: The math doesn't add up!

Dingbat Boner: What the fuck is that?

Obama: Reality!

Dingbat Boner: Don't you be fucking up my insane world of orange buffoon Trump, jockstrap motherfucking West, and even walking-on-his knees-bimbo Paul Ryan.

Obama: I fucking nailed that asshole Paul Ryan, bending him over in front of his "traditional" family. Oh yeah, they loved it!

Dingbat Boner: Oh! I am bent over, Mr. President. Take me.

Obama: Not that easy, boy! I get to decide.


11/14/2012 1:27:29 PM

NEWS FLASH: When told that revenues are not the stench or crap (or both?) that comes out from their behind - revenues desperately needed for the country they pontificate to love - the right-wing dingbat neanderthals seemed all confused. They were so convinced that the stench from their behind is all that was needed to balance the budget. Stay tuned! They called an emergency meeting to digest this, which could produce even greater stench, crap or both.


11/14/2012 1:15:55 PM

My local general store has 4-Star Generals like Pet-Her-Ass and John-for-Tricks-Allen on sale - 69% off - with some strange gender-confused characters like BroadNotSoWell and HairyJill. The sales rep said that the characters go together well but she was too embarrassed to explain how or why.


11/14/2012 12:37:48 PM

What does it feel, look or sound when when an extreme right-wing dingbat neanderthal blows a gasket? Dementia-Feels-Ashamed-McCain and Demented-Graham! How can you take anyone seriously whose last name is effectively crackers? Good Lord, the hits keep coming from the least-evolved, who would take this as an insult because evolution is anti-God and they have NOT evolved AT ALL.


11/14/2012 12:23:16 PM

It is unsettling when gender-confused SE Cupp talks about the "dog & pony show," knowing she could be both. Oh, on the other hand, she could be clueless. Take your pick, of the dog or pony or Cupp!


11/14/2012 12:20:48 PM

The divine General - as known by the right-wing dimwit neanderthals - Pet-Her-Ass General apparently feels boxed-in, but he refuses to disclose whose box he has been living in! Holly please, don't stand by your phone.


11/13/2012 7:02:23 PM
Don't cry Virginia, the union will survive the inevitable demise of ego-stuffed, bursting-at-the-seems arrogance of Generals Pet-Her-Ass and John-for-Jill. Heck the nation survived a collective attack of the leaders of Neanderthals, including rectal Santorum, moonie Gingrich, no one cares Paul, lose even his own state Ryan, moron Willard, fix the gay husband Bachman, 999, and oops Perry, not to mention the bimbo trophy wife and her litter that includes troubled, disturbed and demented Taggert.

11/13/2012 5:51:22 PM
What to do with the orange buffoon, Trump!

11/13/2012 5:13:07 PM
Increasing accommodation of Neanderthals is causing a disturbing eruption of right-wing dingbats and 4-star generals.

11/13/2012 4:51:59 PM
Oh sweet! Huk-a-duk-doo-be got raked over the coals by Jon Stwewart for being a hatred-filled Neanderthal, while promoting a book for his grand kids. Hope sincerely that Huck's grand kids evolve more than he did or allowed his own children to do. Assholes will always be among us, but let's hope that they would be restricted to FNC more and more.

11/13/2012 4:25:01 PM
The arrogant General Pet-Her-Ass is known to demand fresh, thinly sliced pineapple by his bed at night! Holly Pet-His-Ass (or is it crush his ass wife!) served the asshole general his totally fresh and finely sliced penis by his floor side.

11/13/2012 4:12:55 PM
Why do we have to put up with the photos and videos of the ugliest gender-confused bimbos like BroadNotSoWell and Jill-Hairy-Kelley that desperate old assholes - oh, they are called 4-star generals - submit to, so easily?

11/13/2012 4:03:39 PM
General John caught up in the roundup of johns! No uniform can stop the stench from an asshole!

11/13/2012 3:48:49 PM
Sour Krout Hammer admits to being not only sour but also bitter. How dare reality challenge his little bitter mind that is so sour! Fucking Nuts & Cranks confess that Sour Kraut has been stinking the joint for the last several days, and that is a lot to admit for FNC.

11/13/2012 3:25:08 PM

Breaking News: Wolf is here! Isn't that enough, you greedy viewers!

CNN: We do not interrupt often, but we must, when Wolf himself is here.

Wolf: Did you see her walk? I mean for real, live walking?

Reporter: Yes Wolf, we did. Jill Kelley walked out. Not much else to report.

Wolf: Are you serious? We are the first to report that Jill can walk, outside of her own house. I can NOT understand why other cable channels and national networks aren't breaking in, to cover us.

Reporter: Wolf, we only saw Jill walk. Ok, we captured her on video too. But I have nothing more to report.

Wolf: No wonder you are just a reporter in a tiny place. I am THE anchor on CNN. I know what sells, while you worry about news. Ooops, I was just told to be not so sure about what sells. Give me something that could be a news report and let's see if it sells.


11/13/2012 2:08:00 PM

Apple or the Barrel

Did you know that the US Army can have at most seven (7) 4-star generals? We have one Pet-her-ass fucking-it-up with a Broad-Not-So-Well resigning in disgrace. Congratulations! The replacement for Pet-her-ass fucking-it-up with a Broad-Not-So-Well is a typical 4-star John, aka General, looking for anything a desperate asshole can get, like a Jill $hit, sending her some 20-30 thousand pages of documents in the last 2 years. You can calculate for yourself, but this John, aka General John, seems totally fucked up. So, is it the apple or the barrel? If you have doubts, do get in touch with your inner John, of the General type.


11/13/2012 12:52:41 PM

Willard's "Arrested Development" was caused by the magic Mormon underwear. This conclusion comes from the shrinks said who advised for decades Willard, his bimbo trophy and their litter including the demented Taggert.


11/13/2012 11:30:39 AM

Broadwell and BroadNotSoWell sound like evil twins in an Austin Powers movie!


11/13/2012 11:18:48 AM

Leader of the Stupid Addresses the Stupid

Much admired by the right-wing Neanderthals, Jindal, said: GOP Should "Stop Being The Stupid Party." Needless to say, Neanderthals didn't get it but agreed with it nonetheless. PS. Only Jindal can make Gin dull.


11/13/2012 9:32:36 AM

Newt on General Pet-Her-Ass: Extramarital sex is understandable but jogging together is clearly shocking!


11/12/2012 3:32:33 PM
The gender-cofused broad, Paula Broadwell - ok, not so well in the right-wing Neanderthal sphere - broadsided the poor, innocent, gentle weakling, who walks on water insofar as Neanderthals can discern, General Pet-her-ass received his just dues. It has been an open secret that the General goes both ways - that is, pet-his-ass and pet- her-ass - but no one knew that he goes for gender-confused broads like Broadwell with his tongue hanging out.

11/12/2012 1:40:48 PM

No-clue-quist (aka Norquist) now tells us that Willard is POOPY Head. Hey asshole, why didn't you say that before? Neanderthals of your very own tribe voted for the POOPY head Willard, supported violently by the stench coming from your very own behind, full of poop. Assholes licking assholes of like-thinking assholes forget the stench, as you found out, asshole.


11/11/2012 5:48:26 PM
Right-wing Neanderthals claim to speak for "real America." Well, the real America has spoken, with a simple yet powerful message for Neanderthals: FUCK OFF!

11/11/2012 4:01:12 PM
Manatee on the move: At least one Neanderthal of the right-wing crackers claims to have "evolved" despite vehement rejection of evolution by the same morons (I didn't say Mormons!)

11/11/2012 3:46:21 PM
Come to think of it, the new theory promoted by angry old white men of the crazy right-wing makes sense: Willard is unstable, as you saw in his ever changing positions and all deceit all the time, not to mention his entitled brainless trophy bimbo Ann and their litter that includes mentally-deficient Taggert.

11/11/2012 3:24:38 PM
Did you notice too that sour-Krout-hammer was so totally stammering today, filled with anger and hate?

11/11/2012 3:06:28 PM
Impending changes at Fucking Nuts & Cranks (FNC)? None! Hate sells!

11/11/2012 3:03:36 PM
Skunks Against Stench Hey assholes, you selected him! Watch the old white men blaming Willard for being the wrong messenger for delivering their message of hate. Even if true, hey you asshole, you selected him, you promted him, you licked his behind, and now you asshole talk about principles. You wouldn't know a principle even in the magic Mormon underwear. The grinder is primed for hate-filled old white men like you. Amen!

11/11/2012 2:04:25 PM

No fucking way, the Fucking Nuts and Cranks (FNC) has now launched a war on Thanksgiving! A screaming loud demonstration of stupids not able to recognize very own personal stupidity, despite watching skunks run away from their stench!


11/11/2012 1:56:43 PM

A new addition to the gender-confused now also includes Tammy Bruce (the name itself should be a total giveaway), in the illustrious brainless, hatred-filled company of Ingram and Coulter.


11/11/2012 1:53:00 PM

Several days after the election, the entitled trophy bimbo Ann is till bleeding, 37 years after she went dry. The dumbest of all bimbos is hanging on to Rafalca's appendage, of course with her mouth.


11/11/2012 1:49:45 PM

Several days after the election, the entitled trophy bimbo Ann is till bleeding, 37 years after she went dry. The dumbest of all bimbo is hanging on to Rafalca's appendage, with her hands and mouth.


11/11/2012 1:19:01 PM

Depressing fools!

The Sunday morning shows bring leaders, walkers, talkers and clueless, as you know. Cut through the crap for interesting inferences: 1) The conservative message is still the right message, but the messengers are assholes, which includes the assholes who are still selling the conservative message to assholes who are expected to sell this conservative message to a smart electorate, 2) The same old whites must lead, for they are the most enlightened hate-filled assholes who know how to project their hatred that would totally sell, and 3) Willard is still trying to figure out why his ass is still bleeding, despite his magic Mormon underwear.


11/10/2012 4:54:04 PM

The righteous blowhole: Pet-up-his-ass Petraeus


11/10/2012 4:48:14 PM

Come on you Fucking Nuts & Cranks - FNC, a TV channel of fucking clueless morons (and Mormons) of the Rupert Murdoch insanity in America - talk about Pet-up-his-ass Petraeus. Oh yeah, the lame streams media made your beloved general FUCK a cunt, other than his wife. Yeah, she was easy and the asshole general didn't have a choice but to mount her. Yeah, it is totally the liberal media that made the asshole general mount this brain-dead cunt.


11/10/2012 4:26:20 PM

The entitled bimbo trophy wife Ann is all for The Pet-up-his-ass Petraeus. The bitch spread in La Jolla for anyone but Willard. She admits that Taggert was born in random play, when she was not wearing her magic Mormon (moronic) underwear.


11/10/2012 4:20:48 PM

I am your GOD general is a serious asshole, as the world learned. The Pet-up-his-ass Petraeus is nothing but a typical Republican lying asshole -- like Willard, his bimbo trophy Ann


11/10/2012 4:06:21 PM

Bimbo kills! It turns out that Pet-up-his-ass general Petraeus was caught by his very own bimbo fighting with a 3rd party. Fart out of your spacesuit hurts! The general is totally fucked up, despite his flagrant I-am-your-American-god posturing that clueless, brainless Republicans still want to follow. The Pet-up-his-ass general Petraeus has spoken! You motherfucking clueless Republicans, you are fucked. You can lick the behind on Willard, as his fucking clueless entitled  blonde bimbo wife Ann struggles to imagine what it is like when the bimbo so fucking sure that it was "their turn." Fucked Ann is seriously clueless.


11/10/2012 3:12:34 PM

The next gig for Pet-up-his-ass general Petraeus is fucking clueless entitled trophy wife Ann without her magic Mormon underwear as her dimwit Willard watches the gig. And of course her precious motherfucking clueless dimwit Taggert watches as his mother gets used royally by the frustrated younger general.


11/10/2012 3:02:31 PM

Taste used to matter but not with Pet-up-his-ass general Petraeus. His bimbo is as ugly as the entitled clueless butt-up-her-ass trophy wife Ann that produced a litter including demented clueless motherfucking Taggert!


11/10/2012 2:31:59 PM

Pet-up-his-ass general Petraeus resigned, as a typical Republican, pontificating to be bigger than life yet being the lowest of lowlife! The general - yep, the lowlife - joins the ranks of Willard, his entitled bimbo retarded lowlife wife Ann and their demented litter that includes Taggert!


11/10/2012 2:20:39 PM

Grand Old Party! Grand old grumpy asshole meeting and loving the past - yeah that party! Grumpy old white assholes met and they enjoyed the company of Willard (with his entitled trophy bimbo wife Ann with their litter including the motherfucking clueless Taggert) and the seriously demented but held up on a pedestal by Republican general Bimbo-fucking moron.


11/10/2012 1:49:36 PM

The Asshole (Arrogant) General, like a totally typical arrogant righteous Republican: Hey you asshole! You were licking Petraeus' behind and using his name to insult anyone and everyone including President Obama. Hope you are into scat, because that is what the mighty General is delivering to you. Eat it, get sick, and go away! You are the embarrassing assholes for this nation, just like him. Motherfuckers like you pontificate as you leak from behind. Tragic but so motherfucking American, like you asshole. Sadly, you are the opposite of American! America means something but not to motherfuckers like you. You use her as a political slogan. Tragedy has struck America, and it is the righteous, Republican, motherfuckers like you.


11/10/2012 1:34:51 PM

Whale Limbaugh! The whale, as known lovingly by Limbaugh's followers, was last seen licking Willard's balls as the entitled trophy bimbo Ann raped the whale from behind with a strap-on, made my her very own demented son Taggert.


11/10/2012 1:01:40 PM

After keeping "clean" for about 6 weeks at the peak of campaign, family love returns to the Willard clan, that includes entitled bimbo trophy wife and their litter including the demented clueless Taggert.


11/10/2012 12:57:31 PM

Divorce! Yep, divorce is on the table, according to the insiders. The entitled trophy bimbo wife - with litter that stinks to high heavens, and not just the heavens for morons (or Mormons) - is pissed off beyond her magic Mormon underwear. This is the bimbo who said Willard will NEVER fail. Well, the asshole crashed like there is not tomorrow. And the bimbo knew that the asshole (some call him Willard) had failed more often than not in the political arena before she barked at the Moronic Convention. The bimbo lied. And Willard performed as he had performed before -- like a loser. With a history like this, you wonder why the bimbo would be so pissed off. Well. there is a simple answer. The bimbo wants his money. Stay tuned!


11/10/2012 12:46:49 PM

Now Comes the Truth! Polling suggests that the clueless, not thinking about elections, Rafalca would have done better than Willard. No wonder, the dumbest entitled trophy clown Ann - the campaign called her a wife - is still pissing through her magic Mormon underwear, as she hangs on to Rafalca's thingy.


11/10/2012 12:43:06 PM

It is our turn, hilariously stupid, entitled bimbo trophy wife that produced dumb-as-shit litter including worst-of-all Taggert, is still beating Willard's behind, as she gets a grip on reality that she left behind some 45 years ago.


11/9/2012 5:28:28 PM
Although Willard understands that he would remain the greatest asshole for decades to come, he feels somewhat relieved that his trophy bimbo Ann's violation of his behind would be less in public because of another righteous right wing asshole Petraeus.

11/9/2012 5:17:43 PM
Gender confused Ingram is squirming violently, before he gets caught up in the reality of his inbred truth.

11/9/2012 5:12:40 PM
The righteous assholes from the right-wing nut-less-sacks are Petraeus or assholes like that, with inbred love. Yep, right wing nuts are happy and scared. The righteous assholes of the Akin, Mourdock wing are scared that their mothers and sisters would be exposed. So fucking amusing to see the bimbo from the Bush era trying to explain her incestuos background. Nuts fucking go away. Do't ever say that you are trying to save America. You are the fucking dirtiest dirt, with incestuous inbreeding background. Please go away.

11/9/2012 4:56:14 PM
Willard wants you to know, if you ever cared, that he has gone back to the Mormon calling (aka moronic, in actual world) of family love and inbreeding. Willard is going back to his moronic roots, to promote family live and inbreeding.

11/9/2012 4:50:36 PM
Right wing motherfuckers are what they are: righteous motherfuckers. Yeah, Petraus is the 2nd (or is it 3rd) coming of Jesus. Right-wing righteous mothers, bend over, allow your Jesus-like general to either rape or lick your ass. Righteous motherfuckers, you are fucked up as you pretend to speak for Jesus. Well, Jesus has spoken. You are inbred screamer. Only a couple of days ago, the Amighty fucked inbred Mormon. Don't you get it motherfuckers? Yeah asshole, you can be holier than thou, only to learn about your inbreeding, when you mother spread within her family and popped you out as a right-wing motherfucjer, pontificating to be righteous fraud. Motherfuckers, just die. Go away. Motherfuckers, your righteous arrogance barely leaves your motherfucking ass, even without a aguc Mormon underwear. Inbreeding is being promoted by your own experiences and thinking, and your moronic Mormon Willard, with a long history on inbreeding, and with inbred trophy bimbo Ann and their inbred litter including genetically fucked-up dimwit Taggert.

11/9/2012 3:30:46 PM

Rafalca has a bigger thing that Willard could ever imagine, says the stupid entitled trophy bimbo Ann.


11/9/2012 3:16:57 PM

Willard is still fucked up, with his bimbo trophy wife Ann and their litter of combined IQ of 3 (Yes, dimwit Taggert is seriously fucked up). Willard's world is still dealing with Willard's stupidity. Willard has declared that he would exist for less than 9 months. Oh shit! Hope Obamacare catches up before it is too late.


11/9/2012 2:34:22 PM

America is still puking from the stench perpetrated by Willard, his trophy bimbo (aka Ann) and their dastardly litter (that includes the totally demented Taggert). America is celebrating victory of the one who deserved, notwithstanding the magic Mormon underwear of total frauds.


11/9/2012 2:16:54 PM

The deceitful, lying Willard claimed 3 home states. Yes, the lying fraud tried his best to con Americans. America has spoken. The states where Willard had any connections, they rejected Willard, his entitled trophy wife and their clueless litter soundly.

Willard, please go away! You are the stench in American life. Take your trophy bimbo and dastardly litter, and we shall forgive you, but please go away. Good fucking riddance!

Oh, you are the greatest loser in the American history for claiming several states as your home states and losing them all, decisively. Your own rejected you. Please go away.


11/9/2012 2:02:52 PM

I miss Willard already!

When in doubt, I could always look at Willard to see how miserable he was, with his trophy wife bimbo Ann and their litter (including the dumbest of all Taggert).

"I LOVE you women," entitled trophy wife Ann never could understand that women resented her, totally fucking royally, for selling out. But then again, the dumb Ann loves her trophy. Bimbo Ann still doesn't get it, and she never will. Yeah, Rafalca is up her something. Bimbo Ann loved Rafalca for giving her something the Willard could not in his magic Mormon underwear.


11/9/2012 12:49:35 PM

Bad news doesn't get better with age! Exhibit A: Willard! After 65 years, the final biggest disaster was on display, that could have been ever more vivid if the fireworks in Boston had gone off as he had planned, being totally clueless that the real world just doesn't care for him, his bimbo and their litter (including the dimwit Taggert).


11/8/2012 3:31:12 PM
The party of god, whose members regulary talk to god to know god is on their side, is now blaming god for Willard's loss. God doesn't treat frauds and idiots well as we learn, but Neanderthals (aka the Republican Party) are too dumb to get it.

11/8/2012 3:13:08 PM
Getting tired of the lame-stream media asking if Republicans got the memo after the section! Hello, get a fucking grip! Neanderthals don't Ned a memo . They get it, as they lick mutual behind.

11/8/2012 3:08:16 PM
Wrong Lessons: Don't blame demography. Blame Darwinism that let prominent Republicans escape, only to show their Neanderthal roots.

11/8/2012 3:01:59 PM
Fucking Nuts & Cranks (FNC) is Exhibit A for insanity gone insane -- the most hilarious comedy inded! Mutual licking of behinds after a disasterous loss brings out "the man" aka a total loss of manhood and sanity. The creeps on FNC are licking personal and mutual behinds. Neanderthals on FNC have impressively escaped Darwinism!

11/8/2012 1:40:30 PM

WTF? You want to know who the Neanderthals are among us? Wake up! Here is a hint: Morris (of the Dick type), Rove (the ham-head, inflated-by-bullshit type), Ingram and Coulter (of the gender-confused type), Hannity (the manatee type), and I can go on. Get a grip! Wake up, or bend over to neanderthals. I would respect your choice, but I would still call you fucked-up when you choose neanderthals over folks who live in reality.


11/8/2012 1:26:16 PM

The entitled, trophy-something, made to believe pretty & precious all her life, kept as a paid performer, recognized by the sane as dumb as a log - Yes all that Ann, is pissed off. This low-intelligence creature, even among neanderthals (Yes, they exist - see one holy political party in the US), is acting up, demanding her turn, despite having been told that her jig is up. It just goes to show that the stupid would be pretty hard to get rid of, even under Darwinism. Ann and her precious family-love Taggert would still slip through the cracks. Yes, Ann's cracks!


11/8/2012 1:13:10 PM

BREAKING NEWS: Willard in a mental health hospital!

Shrinks will research how someone can flip so many times on so many issues so easily and make the world believe he is sane (granted, only to the right-wing nuts). LDS is aggressively pushing the magic Mormon underwear as the reason.


11/8/2012 2:59:00 AM
Legendary Baghdad Bob has been replaced unceremoniously by Boston Willard, for telling more lies a lot more comfortably and incessantly.

11/7/2012 3:38:11 PM
Worms Squirm on FNC, the best comedy and reality show on eating crow!

11/7/2012 2:20:19 PM

Gender-confused Ingram is acting up! Seems that it was his/her backend last night and today.


11/7/2012 1:51:05 PM

I admire Ryan for following through on what he promised: We will NOT duck the tough issues. No one can be pure, we know. Ryan made only 2 exceptions to addressing tough issues head-on: Willard and Paul. The nation also did not hesitate to address the tough issues, and you know the answer.


11/7/2012 1:46:47 PM

Willard's performance yesterday was worse than that of Rafalca in the Olympics. Who can blame the entitled, trophy Ann with the litter that produced Taggert!


11/7/2012 1:40:22 PM

Ham-head Rove has nothing to show for $325 million he spent on the campaign. Not to worry, the ham-head can count on the dumb-rich-clueless donors, poster-child of right-wing dimwits, with lots of cash.


11/7/2012 1:30:59 PM

Willard suffered an 18 point gender gap and 88 point sanity gap. Only 12% of the sane voted Willard, and pudgy Limbaugh was not one of them, although he did vote for Willard!


11/7/2012 1:18:57 PM

The campaign was Ann's way of outsourcing Willard's banging!


11/6/2012 11:26:55 PM
Fucking Nuts & Cracks (FNC) so fucking wrong that it is a hilarious comedy to watch them now, either reasoning why they are downright stupid or how they can ignore it. The stupid are amusingly stupid at trying to get past their hellbent stupidity and righteous predictions of stinking crap.

11/6/2012 11:19:19 PM
The best comedy: watching right-wing dimwits explaining why Willard lost. The best drama: watching right-wing dimwits explaining why Willard lost. The jackass drama: watching right-wing dimwits explaining why Willard lost. The amusement for the bored: watching right-wing nuts. All around fucking clueless nuts: dimwits on FNC (Fucking Nuts & Cracks)

11/6/2012 11:11:55 PM
Willard had promised that he would be an asshole on Day 1. Day 1 has arrived. Now the world is learning what an asshole Willard truly is. Willard still seems fine but the entitled trophy Ann seems so fucking seriously pissed off at Willard for not making her the First Lady. Willard is afraid to be with entitled Ann all alone. After all, entitled Ann controls the inbred Willard family litter. The entitled Ann is now totally pissed off at being thoroughly rejected by people at large, after saying, "I love you women!" The clueless dimwit entitled Ann obviously doesn't get it, that she is gold-plated trailer trash. Election is over. Please Willard, take yourself, your trash wife Ann and your inbred litter, including dimwit Taggert, away from the world.

11/6/2012 10:46:21 PM
This election still doesn't solve the fundamental problem of regaining sanity, as FNC (fucking nuts & cranks) keep coming back. Some dimwits like those on FNC are determined to be with us, like farts in a spacesuit - you can't get rid of it.

11/6/2012 9:47:42 PM
What does a loser look like? Willard What dies a REAL loser look like? Willard with his entitled trophy wife Ann and their inbred litter, including dimwit Taggert.

11/6/2012 9:42:21 PM
"This is our time," said an entitled trophy wife with inbred litter. Hey you, entitled Ann. You are a loser. The guy who bankrolled you as a trophy lost big time tonight. Hope your insanity and life beyond going dry does not effect the guy you sucked out alive for money in his concession speech, meant fir losers like and you and you litter

11/6/2012 9:35:23 PM
Please watch FNC (Fucking Nuts & Crackc) to see the invalids steel. Reality does indeed hurt those devoid of the ability to think and observe/see reality. FNC wins with those in a parallel universe, as you know.

11/6/2012 9:31:10 PM
You are a fucking loser if you lose after spending half a billion dollars. Ok, I know you didn't spend that. The ham-face Carl is what you are thinking of, I think. Yes, the ham-face Carl is a serious motherfucking loser, for his leader in the magic Mormon underwear. And that loser I the magic Mormon underwear is Willard, with his entitled wife Ann and their inbred Mormon litter.

11/6/2012 9:24:03 PM
So waiting for the loser in his magic Mormon underwear to come out and bend over, as he does for entitled Ann everyday, without blaming it On the magic Mormon underwear. Dear loser Willard, you may begin, as I watch you admit being a loser that you are. Hahaha. It sucks to be you, especially with the entitled Ann and your inbred litter that includes dimwit Taggert. You are a loser tonight, as you have always been, as you get to the end, as a loser, as the entitled Ann and your inbred litter always knew.

11/6/2012 9:14:59 PM
I don't usually watch FNC (Fucking Nuts & Cracks), but I am sticking with it tonight, as I watch them cry, including the ham-head Carl and fuck-the-world-as-my-son-commits-suicide Brit Hume. Just when I was looking for news, I found comedy and tragedy. I shall watch you, only tonight, to save your tragedy.

11/6/2012 9:08:03 PM
So fucking amusing to see the ham-head Carl crying on FNC (Fucking Nuts & Cracks) after spending over half a billion dollars and coming out as a typical fanatic right-wing, dimly lit, clueless, bitter asshole. Hey asshole Rove, you puppet is about to make his concession speech. This would be the highlight of this presidential cycle, only after watching you cry, asshole, with a smile

11/6/2012 8:07:16 PM
Brit Hume on FNC looks more sad tonight than when his son committed suicide. Just shows that when living in a parallel universe collides with reality, it is a Brit Hume! Assholes like meathead Carl can eat the shit/venum they have been spewing without a message, but with money and cluelessness . Asshokes shall be them, joined by Carl.

11/6/2012 7:29:55 PM
The clueless full-of-shit ham, aka Carl Rove, is still trying to justify his existence after the stench from his flatulence on FNC (Fucking Nuts & Cracks). What the ham and trolls on FNC haven't figured out yet is that their barking doesn't change reality. Folks do however learn more about their insanity. Want to see insane asshokes squirm? Tune in to FNC!

11/6/2012 7:10:48 PM
So fucking amusing to watch the Fucking Nuts & Cracks (FNC) justify their existence after constant lies for years, as election returns come in. BTW, whatever happened to the manatee and brain-dead ham the Carl?

11/6/2012 5:15:01 PM
You know, TV and radio stations have info that they do not release until they are sure but you can read between the lines. For example, FNC (Fucking Nuts & Cracks) has started talking about the reasons why Willard is not doing well. We can declare victory!

11/6/2012 3:54:59 PM
Good Americans appear to have thwarted a coordinated attack by the stupid! Walrus Limbaugh, inbred Taggert, entitled Ann, and trolls like Ann (of Coulter type), Liz (of Cheney type), Ingram (of confused gender type), Tucker (of head in his ass type), Morris (of Dick type) and Hannity (of manatee type) are in a dour mood. Thank you, Americans of the sane type! Hilarious to see binders full of idiots crying!

11/6/2012 3:45:48 PM
Dreams live on, as long as their dreamers. Don't stop believing! God bless!

11/6/2012 3:33:10 PM
Willard's team has set up music for his concession speech in Boston. The music for improbable victory speech has been nixed.

11/6/2012 3:24:27 PM
The day of reckoning: The Mormon church will be open (for more than the usual morons) on Wednesday to repent for Willard, the entitled trophy Ann and their inbred litter.

11/6/2012 3:21:11 PM
Willard will go down in the history as the first candidate brought down by his magic underwear, his clueless yet entitled, arrogant, trophy wife Ann and their inbred litter, including dimwit, brain-damaged Taggert.

11/6/2012 3:02:43 PM
The dream shall never die, provided you reject Willard, the entitled-trophy-twit Ann and their litter, including the dimwit clueless Taggert.

11/6/2012 2:59:42 PM
BREAKING NEWS: The stupid are discouraged! They intend to attend a gathering with Willard and discuss the failure of magic Mormon underwear, not to mention the irritation caused by the entitled-Ann and her litter (including the dimwit Taggert).

11/6/2012 1:49:16 PM

History in the making! Today is the day when the magic Mormon underwear loses its magic, not to mention Americans declaring that frauds like Willard are self-centered, cynical haters of America. Oh yeah, Willard, Ann and their litter (including Taggert) of course proclaim their love for America, so long as America allows for their bank accounts in the Cayman Islands and Switzerland. The entitled Willard tribe is being rejected by even the biggest morons, not to mention Mormons.


11/6/2012 1:41:15 PM

Self-deportation by Willard, Ann and their litter to the Mormon Church (I did not say moronic) in Utah has been rejected by the church hierarchy. Initial reports indicate that the church is embarrassed by the lies and lack of conviction by Willard on ANYTHING and the hangers-on (the entitled Ann and her litter, including Taggert).


11/6/2012 1:35:35 PM

Do you know that something happens if nothing happens? Wake up! Vote! Not making a decision is a decision itself.


11/6/2012 1:34:06 PM

Worked-renowned researchers are stumped to see Ann Coulter spewing shit from a hole that only Cartman can understand. Final verdict: Ann has only one hole and she uses it for everything, including spewing shit. The verdict explains why Ann is a bitter asexual.


11/6/2012 1:25:00 PM

Wow, Willard is blaming his magic Mormon underwear now, for his inability to stand up for anything. Yes, anything! We all know about the impending battle tonight and thereafter within the GOP for picking a moronic loser, but this sounds like an imminent battle in the Church of Joseph Smith (aka Joe Blow).


11/6/2012 12:27:39 PM

Please vote! Please, please, please! I don't care who and what you vote for. Just vote!

Please do NOT throw in the towel, if you get the run around. I went to my usual polling place today. My name was not on the list of eligible voters. After asking my address, they sent me to another polling station. No luck there either with the voter's list. I ended up doing a provisional ballot. Provisional ballots are dubious. They are not counted on the day of election to begin with, if ever. I am hopeful however that my vote will count.

Please don't give up, even if you face challenges. Please vote! It is not about whose side wins, it is about having our say in how we wish to be governed. God bless!


11/6/2012 12:09:15 PM

Leading Indicator? Magic Mormon underwear has been heavily discounted already!


11/6/2012 8:43:26 AM

VOTE!


11/5/2012 12:31:37 PM

Do you know about the Mormon tradition of "Lying for the Lord"? This may help the sane and puzzled understand Willard. Sorry if this doesn't help the inane, insane and clueless - that is, the right-wing nuts.


11/5/2012 12:23:47 PM

Willard has been instructed to appear for a "come to Joseph Smith (aka Joe Blow) session" on Wed for blowing the easiest setup.


11/4/2012 1:13:36 PM

What? Dealing from the bottom of the deck? Willard's campaign? You do give Willard a lot of credit indeed. Willard has been dealing from the bottom of his magic Mormon underwear all along.


11/4/2012 10:11:21 AM

Blame Game Begins: The bible-thumping, right-wing religious nuts have already started blaming the Lord for Willard's loss, notwithstanding the magic Mormon underwear. Stalwarts of the dimwit sheeple blame Sandy for Willard's imminent loss. Whispers about the magic Mormon underwear are expected to get louder.

The blame game works in this order. Blame:
1. The Lord, for Sandy
2. The prophet Joseph Smith (aka Joe Blow), for the magic Mormon underwear
3. The people, of FEMA for doing a good job
4. The conspiracy by lame-stream media for coercing the Lord, his Prophet and his people against the right-wing nuts.


11/3/2012 4:51:15 PM

You would be fired if you ever said this: I’m actually gonna — I’m not familiar precisely with exactly what I said, but I stand by what I said, whatever it was. I’ll go back and take a look at what was said there.

This moron (I am not saying Mormon) is still hanging around, but not for much longer.


11/3/2012 4:31:31 PM

Implosion Imminent: Willard's campaign confirms that the magic Mormon underwear of Willard, Ann and their litter (including dimwit Taggert) has sprung irreparable leaks. Deflation has begun, with the finale estimated at 8 PM on Tuesday.


11/3/2012 3:19:11 PM

When will Willard, the entitled-to-everything Ann and their litter finally just go away? When will this nightmare be over?


10/31/2012 7:27:00 PM
Sandy pales as a natural disaster when compared to Willard! We know we will recover from Sandy.

10/31/2012 3:19:12 PM

The LDS chruch vehemently denies any suggestion that the magic Mormon underwear is causing Willard to be allergic to the truth.


10/27/2012 4:30:58 PM

BREAKING NEWS: Karma is a bitch, Rubio learns! Hatred for others boomerangs back. Would Rubio now tend to his daughter or continue spewing venom to promote his fraudulent political career? Does Rubio have shame! Do let me know.


10/27/2012 4:03:05 PM

Willard's campaign booked stupidneanderthals.com, saying that stupid neanderthals is an elite group - NOT merely neanderthals, they have to be stupid like Taggert - that favors Willard & creepy Ann and their litter so totally unconditionally.


10/27/2012 3:59:00 PM

Willard's campaign booked stupidneanderthals.com, saying that stupid AND neanderthals is an elite group that favors Willard & Ann and their litter so totally unconditionally.


10/27/2012 3:55:00 PM

The Willard Test is available now. You are asked the same question 23 times in 5 minutes. You are a Willard if you provide 7 different answers. You are Willard and creepy Ann if you provide 9 different answers. You are THE Taggert if you provide 11 different answers. You are an all around neanderthal - that includes Willard, Ann and their litter - if you provide more than one answer to the same question, in 5 minutes. Just goes to show that Ann is not the only creepy one, you might also be. Are you, punk?


10/27/2012 3:38:57 PM

The state of the race is racial, with Willard (featuring creepy Ann and their litter), Akin, Mourdock, Pig Sununu, orange Buffoon Trump, off the scale Alaskan witch Sarah, still-bitter from being rejected in election Jeanine, bimbo Buchanan, righteous Scalia and clueless Thomas. Bitterness from rejected in a democratic election makes bitter Jeanine explode her head, as you can see on FNC (Fucked-up Nuts & Crap)


10/27/2012 3:26:18 PM

Hey you, how can you vote for Willard if you have not lied at least 17 times before lunch today! Oh, you got up after lunch today, because of a rough night of drinking? How can you vote for Willard then moron (I didn't say Mormon), who  produced Taggert without intoxication with creepy Ann?

How can you vote for Willard if you do not wear the magic Mormon underwear? For that matter, how can you vote for Willard, if you do wear the magic Mormon underwear? Only neanderthals are excited about Willard's candidacy. Oh, you are a neanderthal and do not understand anything I said? Please proceed (as Prez said to Willard before Willard committed political suicide)! Willard is not only your candidate but your savior, with blessings from Joseph Smith (aka Joe Blow).

At the end of the day, on Nov 6, neanderthals may still rule the day. What a country! The constitution says that all men are created equal. It never mentions neanderthals. Hey Scalia and Thomas, the constitution never contemplated having neanderthals like you on the Supreme Court. Do go back to your strict constructionism. It talks about all "men" but not neanderthals. Neanderthals like you will never understand any of this. Scalia and Thomas are forgiven, for their vote for Willard. But these neanderthals must never be forgiven for the greatest regression in out history.

Many of you have asked me to provide examples of neanderthals. It is not difficult. They include: Most regulars on FNC (the Fucked-up Nuts & Crap), the right half of our Supreme Court, and those who vote for Willard (affirming creepy Ann and their litter together that produced Taggert, among others).


10/27/2012 1:29:30 PM

Willard's campaign facing unprecedented challenges:  

* Buffoons want Willard to recall Donald Trump.  
* Pigs want Willard to recall Pig Sununu.  
* The least evolved want Willard to Recall Taggert.  
* Women want Willard to recall the mindless, money-grabbing "I love you women" Ann.  
* Liars want Willard to recall himself.  
* The Mormon Church wants Willard to stop embarrassing the magic Mormon underwear, for being the biggest fraud not only in the US but also in the LDS history.
* The flock wants Joseph Smith, aka Joe Blow, to recall Willard, Ann and their litter (or at least Taggert).
 
The good news for Willard? 27% of the undecided are yet to reject Willard!


10/26/2012 5:25:46 PM

Pig Sununu suggested that General Powell endorsed President Obama for being the like-type. What does it say about Willard, Ann and their litter when a stinking pig like Sununu co-chairs Willard's Campaign! The like-type crap may indeed be an insight into the mind of Pig Sununu and his master Willard. Pig Sununu was vehement in his own defense, saying, "They feed me $hit and keep me in dark. Don't blame me, for being the best clueless yet violent pig."


10/26/2012 5:09:50 PM

The earlier entry - Pigs fly for Willard! - does not imply Ann, Taggert or Willard. It addresses the ugliest and most stinky of all pigs, the naturalized American pig Sununu. This Sununu pig questions Americanism of others, in a royal piggish and brainless fashion. Insofar as Willard & Ann and their litter are concerned - including Taggert, of course - do trust your judgment. If it stinks like a pig, lacks any ability for rational thinking, and attacks like a MF'ing loser, you can bet it is a Sununu or a member of the Willard "family love" clan.


10/26/2012 4:13:34 PM

Look at the bobo called Jim Talent! When you seriously lack talent, try adopting a family name "Talent." You can call yourself whatever you want. Only dimwits like a Talent believe that it would inject talent into your otherwise dumb and not-evolved family tree. Litter of Willard and Ann is facing the same challenge. Ann has tried desperately all her life like the dumb "Talents," after she learned that Taggert is less evolved than even her.


10/26/2012 4:05:01 PM

Pigs fly for Willard! Noooo, it is not Ann or Taggert, yet! One special pig, Sununu, co-chairs Willard campaign. This pig is a naturalized citizen. Yet, this pig questions Americanism of others. This pig Sununu is thrilled to roll in $hit, aka the Willard's campaign. Willard's campaign has put pink lipstick on this ugliest pig -- the pink magic Mormon underwear, that is. The pig is not comfortable, according to latest reports, but the pig is still loyally attacking for his master. Taggert is thrilled that pig Sununu may be even less evolved than him. Ann sees hope for her son Taggert.

Talk about pigs flying! Look at Ann. Look at the litter produced by Willard & Ann. And don't forget the least evolved among the Willard's "family love" clan, who they named Taggert.


10/25/2012 2:42:14 PM

"Willard will no longer answer any questions." Said the campaign, noting the refrain from Mark Twain, "It is better for Willard to keep his mouth closed and let people think he is a fool than to open it and remove all doubt." Hearing this, fools and the least evolved went into a frenzy of celebration.


10/25/2012 2:24:58 PM

Donald "DUMB" Trump, please keep screaming for attention. The campaign can totally win when a buffoon like you represents the other party.

Love Jon Stewart but last night he insulted gorillas by comparing them to Trump.


10/25/2012 2:19:26 PM

How tragic when "Rape is God's gift" could be the winning recipe for Willard, Ann & their litter including Taggert, and the rest of the party of least evolved!


10/25/2012 2:12:03 PM

Why do only the least evolved want the "personhood amendment"? Could it be that they themselves are the prime exhibits for abortion? The proponents of the amendment, and the aforementioned exhibits, include Mourdock, Ryan, Akin, Angle, Palin, and so on. Sensing opportunity to win the votes of the least evolved, Willard's campaign bet on Ryan to heavily court this group.


10/24/2012 4:28:59 PM
The least evolved keep popping up, blaming God for their existence because God must have intended it. Santorum says he would love his family unconditionally. Almost an evolved position indeed! Until the buffoon goes on to sit in judgment of others, on topics ranging from rape to incest, because God appointed him to be the ass he has always been.

10/24/2012 4:14:16 PM
Taggert is the least evolved, admits the campaign, being only slightly ahead of Ann.

10/24/2012 4:08:09 PM
A brilliant plan to eliminate poverty, by Willard, Ann and their litter, including Taggert: Eliminate the poor (and any services that may help them survive)!

10/24/2012 3:22:33 PM

Stop evolution. Vote Rebublican. This message is supported by buffons like Trump, Akin, Mourdock, Ryan, and Willard & Ann and their litter, including the least evolved Taggert.


10/24/2012 2:32:38 PM

I beg you to not call them right wing nuts. In the process, you implicitly recognize the less evolved as humans.


10/24/2012 2:24:09 PM

Even Trump's kids refused to drink from the gutter their father drinks from and shits in! They share in private that they are waiting for the transition, to inherit from a bumbling idiot. They refuse to contest that their father never evolved to the human level.


10/24/2012 2:21:05 PM

Oh....my....f'ing god! Stories are starting to emerge about Paul being less than straight. Stay tuned!


10/24/2012 2:18:34 PM

WOW! The campaign says that Taggert loves Ann the way most folks can not understand. Any ideas? I rather you not get carried away with the traditions of LDS of polygamy and family love, and the resulting less-than-able offsprings.


10/24/2012 1:55:33 PM

What the hell do you mean by the "horrific crime" of rape? We are Republicans, responded Willard's campaign to queries about Akin, Mourdock, Ryan, etc.


10/24/2012 1:47:09 PM

So totally amazing as to how folks think! I received 2 emails yesterday, within minutes of each other, commenting on my latest journal entries.

Email #1: Enough with your fuckin political journals. No one cares what you say. This is a BDSM site, not a place to spout your bullshit!

Email #2: I was reading your journals entries you are funny good to see you have a sense of humor...

Go figure! At the end of the day, no matter how you feel, do make sure that the smile never leaves your face. The best is yet to come, and you WILL be there!


10/24/2012 1:36:38 PM

Update to the Oxford Dictionary for Desperate: No words, a picture of Trump displayed, alongside a monkey! The spokesperson admitted that it is unfair to the monkey, because a monkey desperately wanting to be a human is justified.

Oh, another update to the dictionary, as I was typing, for Monkey: A less evolved species than humans, with a picture of Trump displayed.

Late Breaking: Sarah's picture  has been added to both entries in the dictionary.


10/24/2012 1:21:40 PM

The only suspense in this presidential election: How the stupid would vote! Willard's campaign is hoping that the totally stupid would outnumber less stupid. To expand the appeal, Willard has recruited Ann, Taggert, Donald, and the massive moronic litter of Willard & Ann.


10/23/2012 4:14:14 PM

The campaign admits: Willard can NOT be himself, with his moronic family of Ann and their droppings. This includes Taggert, the family buffoon.

Willard has to fake, lie, fool, duck and suck, just like Willard has served Ann all his life. The campaign is convinced that Willard can blow his way out to a win, just like he has done all his life in submitting to Ann and even serving her litter.


10/23/2012 4:07:40 PM

The stupids attack! Oh yeah, it is happening. But here is the magic - they just do not have any counterargument except for how pissed off they are, thereby qualifying for the magic Mormon underwear that Willard, Ann and their droppings wear.


10/23/2012 3:59:45 PM

The stupid keep coming! They keep me busy. Fascinating! They have nothing to say, to challenge or engage, other than to admit that they are pissed off, without being able to articulate anything. Let me see. Could they be stupid Republican? Could they be pain dumb conservative? Could they be fucking morons in their magic Mormon underwear? I am not sure yet. I shall keep you posted. I must confess that the stupid add a smile to life.


10/23/2012 3:52:38 PM

Binders full of stupid were found in Willard's family, admits the campaign. They include Ann and her litter of the total clueless, referred to as her sons, and the litter that a Mormon family like theirs might have dropped along the way, without admitting.

Taggert, adjust your magic Mormon underwear, but not before you adjust your mother's underwear, so she feels good. Do you know that she had that underwear on when she popped you? Yes, that is the reason you are brain damaged, Taggert, but you are still a lucky discard.


10/23/2012 3:46:07 PM

Now comes the truth about why Willard disappears for a day or two, at a time, from the campaign trail - it is the time needed to adjust Willard's equipment in the magic Mormon underwear. You see, the Mormon church (NOT moronic church), tries to fit Willard with a better magic Mormon underwear, every time after what appears to be his consistent failures, and they try to fine tune his crotch. In my humble opinion, as they try their damnest to adjust his balls, they completely miss adjusting the brain. It is consistent with the Moron church's history, always adjusting for polygamy and demented sex, and never rising above, to deal with what the rest of the world calls, brain.


10/23/2012 3:31:45 PM

Taggert apologized profusely to Obama for his born-rich-fucked-up-entitled-assholes-like-Ann outrage. Taggert was not born with a silver foot in his mouth - that would have been easier, he admits. Taggert was born with a wad of bills with hot wet sperm, up his ass. Ann never failed to remind Taggert and his fellow minions (brother?) that Ann found a sissy boy named Willard. She reminds them that they are the luckiest droppings (offspring for the sane). Ann is seriously deserving, the bimbo is convinced, and her litter must be the beneficiary.


10/23/2012 3:09:52 PM

The Stupid want "their country back!" Oh, they want Willard, in his magic Mormon underwear. Want to help? Let them know that right is wrong, left is right, up is down, and they are just plain assholes.

Do let them know that they should vote for a strange creature with a name like Willard. But wait, Willard is his first name but he wants to be called Mitt, which is his middle name, and his last name is Romney. His wife couldn't care less for the country or you. Yes, her name is Ann. She just wants a great life, and Willard is known to be Ann's sissy, subbie boy all his life. Ann is convinced that she deserves the greatest life because she wears the magic Mormon underwear. And yes, fuck you, from the Willard family. But hey, you are too stupid to get it. Go vote vote for Willard. Assholes do deserve their type.


10/23/2012 2:21:10 PM

Thank goodness for the most recent independent research: Untimely and unwanted pressures on crotch (balls to be precise), particularly severe, isn't exactly water-boarding but pretty close.

The person subjected to such conditions would flip, flop and flutter. The research vindicates Willard for his behavior in his magic Mormon underwear. Willard has been spectacular in changing his position depending on who is in front of him. Let's be blunt. Willard would be called a sissy boy, wanting desperately to please, in this kinky world, fuck the magic Mormon underwear.  And it has already been proved by how Ann treats him.


10/23/2012 2:03:56 PM

Commander-In-Defeat looks like lips-licking, sweating and bubbling Willard. So much for the powers of the magic Mormon underwear! Did you notice though, when her skirt lifted up with what must have been some wind around the stage, even Ann was wearing her magic Mormon underwear. Dear Joseph Smith (aka Joe Blow), do show them the way! Amen!


10/22/2012 12:40:16 PM

Once upon a time, folks did not use such a cheesy opening.


10/21/2012 1:51:26 PM

Willard promises to undo Obama's 4 years. Oh yeah, he can do it because he wear the magic Mormon underwear. So, be prepared for the loss of 700,000+ jobs per month, and that is actually hiding the impending disaster of Willard's policies.


10/19/2012 1:40:38 PM

Romney Hood crashes into Robin Hood! The difference? You may ask! It is NOT the magic Mormon underwear, no matter how fascinating this dumb and kinky shit is. Robin Hood has fantastic underwear to contain and protect his nuts. The difference is the recently discovered mental illness called Romnesia.


10/19/2012 1:23:34 PM

Oxford has added a new term to its dictionary, Romnesia: Either your last name is Romney or you have been declared a lying dumb-ass fool by folks who love you (and these are the folks who love you!)

Addendum to the entry in the Oxford Dictionary: Romnesia has been submitted for examination as a mental illness to the Global Organization for Identifying Wackos (Or Romeny's, or at least Ann).


10/19/2012 1:18:25 PM

Ever heard of the black book of contacts? Well, it turns out that it is called a "binder full of women" by Mormons, to come across are being polite.


10/19/2012 1:06:51 PM

Panic in Willard campaign: The Mormon church never thought of creating a foreign policy magic Mormon underwear, but the foreign policy debate is on Monday. The campaign is frantic but they have indeed made one sane decision, to not involve the dumbest of Willard's kids, with a name like Taggert. Could binders be the salvation for magic shit?


10/19/2012 12:58:02 PM

Panic in Willard campaign: The Mormon church never thought of creating a foreign policy magic Mormon underwear, but the foreign policy debate is on Monday. The campaign is frantic but they have indeed made one sane decision, to not involve the dumbest of Willard's kids, with a name like Taggert.


10/19/2012 12:35:14 PM

MUST WATCH

Jodi DiPiazza: Girl With Autism Duets With Katy Perry On 'Firework' At Night Of Too Many Stars Autism Benefit
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/17/jodi-dipiazza-katy-perry-duet-firework_n_1970861.html


10/18/2012 3:53:14 PM
"I am not the only stupid," screamed Willard as he brought out Ann and Tag as exhibits for his claim.

10/18/2012 2:29:57 PM

Ohio is slutty, easy for the taking by the highest bidder, with a name like o-hi-o. Of course, with some sounds involved in o-hi-o! Some have suggested whorish, but I would stop at slutty. That's just me, being polite!


10/18/2012 2:28:37 PM

Ohio is slutty, easy for the taking by the highest bidder, with a name like o-hi-o!


10/18/2012 2:16:47 PM

The intellectually-challenged, truth-deficient Reinhold Reince Priebus - the kid who still has nightmares about the name his parents gave him - is boasting off-the-record that they can find enough "stupids" in the 53% to win, who are not the "takers," the other 47% that is. Is he talking about you? Fight back! More power to you!


10/18/2012 2:10:56 PM

Many TV folks on many occasions have explicitly stated that Willard is not stupid, in trying to understand and analyze his multiple-choice positions. I suggest that they re-evaluate their presumption/assumption.


10/18/2012 2:07:57 PM

The name was indeed Myth that came out as Mitt, in a comedy of errors, as personified by Willard himself.


10/18/2012 2:04:47 PM

The campaign to blame everything on the imperfect fit of magic Mormon underwear is getting tiring, raging from Tag (blame your moronic parents for your name and not me for calling you by your name) wanting to swing at the President of the United States of America, to Ann asking the women of the view to have her husband "on the couch," to Willard the man himself totally blowing it in the debate.

Arrogance and stupidity neatly combined on display indeed. And you want to fucking blame it on the magic Mormon underwear!


10/18/2012 1:51:56 PM

Now comes the truth! Willard was irritated and uneasy in the 2nd presidential debate because his magic Mormon underwear was not a perfect fit for his sagging old parts, suggests the campaign. They have ordered new magic Mormon underwear for the next debate. Ann was uneasy earlier today on The View. I wonder about her magic Mormon underwear now.


10/18/2012 1:51:00 PM

Now comes the truth! Willard was irritated and uneasy in the 2nd presidential debate because his magic Mormon underwear was not a perfect fit, suggests the campaign.


10/18/2012 1:48:39 PM

Are the beauty marks always beautiful?


10/18/2012 1:44:40 PM

The most compelling show: The Boss and Bubba!


10/18/2012 1:42:56 PM

Sources confirm that Bill Clinton wants the "binders full of women," that Willard claims to have.


10/18/2012 1:39:45 PM

Willard and numb-nuts supporting him have drawn a line in the sand, speaking colloquially - fact-checking is un-American! Demanding the truth is obviously Kenyan, say the nuts who have obviously lost their nuts (or is it marbles?)!


10/18/2012 1:34:05 PM

It hurts my feelings to see Rush crying, for: i) Willard doing so poorly, thus others must be blamed, and ii) his parents naming him (the cruelest of lifetime jokes).


10/18/2012 1:15:31 PM

Willard can not win over the "takers," the 47%, as he puts it. The campaign admits that it is focusing on the "stupid" instead, the 53%.


10/18/2012 12:56:45 PM

Pollsters claim that Obama folks go for Red Lobster and jazz music, whereas the Willard folks go for Olive Garden and Sam Adams. Hey, what about the person eating a red lobster at Olive Garden, having a Sam Adams while listening to jazz?


9/28/2012 2:39:51 PM

Regulating the stupid is unconstitutional. They are votes for Republicans. Don't get pissed off. Are merely stupid or Republican or both? You survived the constitutional test for your existence.
Darwinism works! The US constitution merely slows down the process, when political factions like Willard, Mrs. Mitt and Mini Mitt try to save the stupid and ensure that they are registered Republicans (or seriously Stupid).


9/27/2012 2:30:13 PM

Breaking News: Willard Concedes

Willard and his his campaign have accepted the inevitable. They are hoping for something external and extraordinary, to have a chance. Damn it, even you can feel for the dumb and stupid Willard, his even dumber wife and totally ass-holic running mate. Feel for them for being seriously clueless and stupid.


9/27/2012 2:20:38 PM

Romney Would Carry BIG

Willard WILL carry the seriously stupid real big, but NOT the swing states, as of now.


9/27/2012 1:51:43 PM

Do you wonder why Ann (aka Mrs. Mitt) is missing from Willard's campaign? Ann is even more clueless, arrogant and stupid than Willard, admits the campaign. America tries desperately to love the spouse, but Ann is beyond redemption. Too bad that the magic Mormon underwear works only for men, although Ann said that she could and would grow a dick bigger than Willard. Ann is a piece of work, who has leeched off Willard for money, all her life. Now she is calculating the eventual payoff with or without the win, and with or without the split.


9/27/2012 1:36:40 PM

Orally (O'Reilly) is at the top of his game, mustering all his intelligence or lack thereof, when he says that Willard has only one chance. Hey Orally, it is called election! Orally, keep growing, hopefully less stupid, although it would be a challenge at this age.


9/27/2012 1:25:31 PM

Willard's Comeback Strategy

The campaign has launched an all out strategy to round up the stupid and rednecks. That may not be enough. "Anything less than severely stupid are unlikely to vote for Willard, and that may not be enough to win." Admits the campaign. "We will thank the severely stupid if we win. We have already lined up Ann and her litter. So it is a start."


9/27/2012 1:20:01 PM

Willard reminds me an old song by Ambrosia, "Baby Come Back," which contains, "There was something, in everything about you!" So fitting for Willard with just one more word, like "There was something stupid, in everything about you."


9/27/2012 1:14:10 PM

Willard admitted that he never knew that polls could be poles up his rear, even while wearing the magic Mormon underwear.


9/27/2012 1:05:41 PM

"Willard is running the stupid over, with his millions and minions. We knew Willard is a fucking clueless stupid, but we did not how severely stupid Willard is." Said the Coalition of the Less-Than-Willard-Stupid.


9/26/2012 2:33:20 PM

Willard challenged the industry to have power windows on the aircraft. Mrs. Mitt said, "Stop it. It is hard." Both have been nominated to the Hall of Stupids. Presidency may be in question but their presence in the Hall of Stupids is guaranteed. Tickets are expected to sell like crazy to welcome the Stupid Willards.


9/26/2012 2:24:17 PM

As Willard and his bimbo get more desperate, they turn to Newt. We already know that Willard and Mrs. Mitt have NO values when it comes to winning. Willards would stoop to the lowest level. Here comes Newt. WIllards desperately need the stupid in the Republican party and Newt is great at scooping up the bottom litter. The campaign refused to share what Mrs. Mitt would do in return for Newt. But there is no doubt that Mrs. Mitt is in the mix of the bargain.


9/26/2012 2:11:55 PM

Defending Willard, Mrs. Mitt and Mini Mitt, the campaign lashed out - invoking the declaration of independence - saying that even our idiots like are created equally by the Creator. The campaign was not definitive about whether the magic Mormon underwear was created by the Creator.


9/26/2012 2:02:28 PM

New tablets for the newest Messiah of the Mormon (not moronic) church have been delayed. Joe Blow (aka Joseph Smith) was on time as always, says the campaign, but the delivery is not as impressive as that of FedEx, from the outer space.

The campaign is starting to panic about Willard's connections to the outer space, even more so than Mrs. Mitt's profound words, "Stop it. It is hard."

"It is hard enough when one of them is looney, but when the couple is totally far out, even out into the outer space, may god help us. Idiots are already with Willard in the outer space, no doubt."


9/26/2012 1:43:12 PM

The campaign denied categorically that Mrs. Mitt was referring to Willard's thingy in his magic Mormon underwear, when she said, "Stop it. It is hard."


9/26/2012 1:22:00 PM

Willard's campaign is furious at Mini-Mitt (Gilligan, aka Ryan) for barking out his beliefs before his leash was taken off or even loosened. The campaign confirms that the leash would stay on, close & tight, until the election day.


9/26/2012 1:16:31 PM

Willard tried his damnest in Ohio today, saying "My heart aches for the jobless." The campaign could not confirm if Willard has a heart. When reached, Mrs. Mitt said, "Stop it. It is hard."


9/25/2012 3:03:25 PM

Gilligan going rogue! Stay Tuned


9/25/2012 2:55:27 PM

Left wing nuts complain about the "block the vote" effort. What the fuck do you expect from the DMV = Dumb Mitt Voters! The DMV workers may be slow but they are proud. Being slow at DMV cuts against the asshole Mormon Willard. DMV folks know Willard and his dumbest Mrs. Mitt. DMV would do right. Amen!


9/25/2012 2:44:47 PM

Total asshole is Mini Mitt (aka Gilligan)! Never question Willard! He picked Mini Mitt, not to mention Mrs. Mitt. The campaign is frustrated by how the asshole (aka Willard, with the magic Mormon underwear) acts and reacts.


9/25/2012 2:42:34 PM

The 50 shades of stupid is seriously climbing up on this site!


9/25/2012 2:40:04 PM

A lot of polling out there shows that Willard, Mrs. Mitt and Mini Mitt (aka Gilligan) are fucking clueless and doomed. A breakdown shows that all of them are equally dumb.


9/25/2012 2:27:13 PM

Calling all idiots, as Willard screams from Mount Moses, with one serious exception. Morons were not invited by Moses. Pissed off, they became Mormons.


9/25/2012 2:15:54 PM

Hide Mrs Mitt, for she is a serious disaster

Mrs. Mitt is destroying the campaign of a robot, aka Mr. Mitt. Injecting human emotions is seriously stupid, when it comes to Willard. It reminds folks of Mrs. Mitt herself, of being money-grabbing, stupid and clueless.


9/25/2012 2:10:06 PM

Science is a conspiracy! The frightening proposition is affirmed every time a Republican wins. And it happens more often than the we can imagine. Rest of the world is seriously amazed by how the idiots can at least compete if not rule America.


9/25/2012 1:52:35 PM

Despised by all!

Spouses are loved. And, the talking-heads keep repeating the mantra. Here is the fucking reality: Every time Ann sticks her head out of the diamond-gilded-hole, being the stupid money-grubbing bitch she has always been, she pisses off not only morons but also Mormons. Is reality starting to make a diff on the normals?

Do NOT believe me. Just pay attention to how often Mrs. Mitt is displayed to support her moronic husband.


9/25/2012 1:46:19 PM

Research shows that Willard has a better chance of winning by never showing up again, as of today, than making a case for his mere existence as a moron (No, I did not say Mormon!). The situation gets a lot worse when Mrs. Mitt is included.


9/25/2012 1:42:10 PM

Research shows that everything that malfunctions is Mormon. Shit happens! The malfunction however is totally controlled by the magic Mormon underwear. And Willard, Mrs. Mitt and Gilligan (aka Mini Mitt) are now paying a price for it.


9/25/2012 1:38:17 PM

The expression "getting caught in your underwear" came from the magic Mormon underwear. Do check it out on the Internet to fully appreciate what it mean. And then you would know Willard's misery!


9/25/2012 1:32:58 PM

Mrs. Mitt has been shown the door, only to be displayed again when the campaign is desperate. It works for both the campaign and Mrs. Mitt. Mrs. Mitt was indeed thrilled to be shown the door to a room that has diamonds and horses with real manly strength.


9/25/2012 1:30:23 PM

Magic Mormon Underwear to the Rescue. Really?

Willard and Mrs. Mitt truly believe that the magic Mormon underwear is THE key, notwithstanding Willard's stupidity and incompetence, and Mrs. Mitt's entitled lashing out. Mini-Mitt however was confused and unwilling to endorse the underwear. "I rather take the corn from Wisconsin up my ass than wear the fucked up underwear from morons. No, NOT Mormons, he said!


9/25/2012 1:18:59 PM

In the Stupid, We Believe!

Willard's campaign isn't holding back anymore. Their research shows that stupids are addicted to other stupids. Who can be more stupid than Willard, argues the campaign! The future looks bright, say the campaign leaders.


9/25/2012 1:08:12 PM

You may have issues, if you believe what Willard says. Believe it, at your own risk, for Willard had no plan for your mental health problems. You may still be clueless. I wish you were sane enough that anything I say could make a difference. Would the magic Mormon underwear matter? Glad you asked! Yep, you have issues.


9/25/2012 1:05:30 PM

The left-wing nuts must admit that Willard is almost human. Once you accept, you would learn that you have been right along anyway. And you were not even wearing the magic Mormon underwear!


9/25/2012 12:55:57 PM

Willard Targets Stupids

The campaign confirms, finally! Willard's hope is based on winning the stupid - about 99% of them, to be precise. After all, the stupid understand Willard's stupidity in wondering why the aircraft windows don't roll down to let oxygen in.


9/24/2012 6:34:28 PM

Magic Mormon underwear manufactured in China

Willard admitted, as he adjusted his magic Mormon underwear, that Willard himself outsourced the manufacture of magic Mormon underwear, while squealing seriously about China.


9/24/2012 6:29:18 PM

If you do not get the stupidity - I am referring to the dumbest ever born (Willard?), believing in the forthcoming tablets to save him from a moronic source - you deserve Willard. I would feel for you that you would also get Ann and their 5 dimwits. My best! Feel free to cry for your choice, as being the dumbest!


9/24/2012 6:18:09 PM

Money is limited, stupidity is not!

Just when Willard thought that he has unlimited money, the level of his stupidity blew away not only the nation but the world. And they didn't even know about Willard's magic Mormon underwear.


9/24/2012 6:13:02 PM

Willard's campaign hasn't a fucking clue for producing something that would last centuries beyond this campaign. It came from Ann: " Stop it. It is hard!" The shit works for anything. Don't think! You would better Ann. Godspeed!


9/24/2012 6:06:21 PM

I am all psyched by Willard's healthcare plan: Go to the emergency room. They can not reject you.

Should I smile or cry? Stop the shit! I am NOT talking about the healthcare for me. I am referring to the state of Willard's campaign.


9/24/2012 5:58:35 PM

Willard has a universal healthcare plan that he shared on the 60 Minutes last night. "Go to the emergency room. They can not reject you."

Ann said," Stop it. It is hard!" Willard's campaign is seriously fucked up if Ann keeps saying the obvious. Ann's statement does not need context. It is always true. And the campaign is flustered.


9/24/2012 5:53:28 PM

Stupids keep coming (Yes, it is Willard again!)

“I appreciate the fact that she is on the ground, safe and sound. And I don’t think she knows just how worried some of us were,” Romney told the paper. “When you have a fire in an aircraft, there’s no place to go, exactly."

"You can’t find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don’t open," Romney told the Times, suggesting that additional oxygen in the cabin during the electrical malfunction could've alleviated the problem. In fact, if there were an electrical fire on board, additional oxygen would have fed the flames.

Can this clueless moron (Mormon) be our President?


9/24/2012 5:39:32 PM

Life loves love, and love loves life. The challenge is to balance the two. They shall never be in balance. Thus, the struggle must continue, knowing the neither can tame the other. Do keep smiling however! The best is yet to come and you will be there!


9/24/2012 5:36:13 PM

"Willard will blow the way of wind. Willard however has a very specific challenge. Willard wears the magic Mormon underwear. Blowing with the wind is not easy for Willard as it is for others." Says a campaign press release.

The right wing crazy, nutty pundits say that it is a good thing that Willard can not change his positions any more often; thus, the magic Mormon underwear may be a blessing.


9/24/2012 5:29:49 PM

Industry experts agree on the next porn blockbuster: Stop it. It is HARD.

The movie pays homage to Ann and Willard. Not to spoil the suspense, we can not confirm or deny if the magic Mormon underwear plays a key role.


9/24/2012 5:25:15 PM

The campaign has confirmed finally what we all knew anyway. When Ann said, "Stop it. It is hard.", she was not referring to Willard bit being hard. In fact, it has been decades since Ann felt the hard one. Ann admits that this is the reason why she had only 5 kids, when the birth control was never used. "We made only 5, because that's the best Willard could perform." Said Ann.


9/24/2012 5:13:11 PM

Willard's campaign makes sense, all of sudden, insofar as the details flatulence. Willard is awaiting the delivery of magic tablets from Joseph Smith (aka Joe Blow). Then Willard with go into a dark hole in his magic Mormon underwear and the details would emerge, for America to anoint the chosen one among Mormons (morons?).


9/24/2012 5:04:23 PM

When asked on the 60 Minutes for his "THE big idea for America," Willard said "freedom." I have issues! First, the country was founded on the idea of freedom, so it is about oh 250 years old. Second, and this really gets me, that the idea of freedom is coming from someone who is constrained by the magic Mormon underwear. Dude, if you can not free your own genitals, you can not lead others to the promised land.


9/24/2012 4:59:00 PM

Life happens and I sincerely hope that you are happening too. You and I both know that the best is yet to come, and you will be there. Keep smiling!


9/24/2012 4:42:20 PM

Right-wing pundits have been shouting, "The campaign must let Willard be Willard." The campaign is pushing back, saying, "The nutty pundits haven't a clue. This amounts to letting an idiot be an idiot, except worse." The rest of us are watching with amusement the battle of clueless morons. I did not say Mormons.


9/24/2012 4:37:23 PM

Folks may not self-deport but Willard is hell-bent on self-defeat! More magic Mormon underwear power to you, Willard!


9/23/2012 12:38:27 PM

You know your campaign is in trouble when the dimwit from I'll-Ask-Ya, whose house you can see from Russia, feels compelled to offer you advice.


9/22/2012 2:52:34 PM

A scientific approach to the Fucked-up Nuts & Clowns, aka FNC: The level of screaming by FNC is directly proportional to the stupid they are trying to prop up, like Willard, Mrs. Mitt and the Mini Mitt, for now.


9/22/2012 2:43:27 PM

Only women candidates are typically called shrill! That is, until now! The Mini Mitt is totally shrill. Ryan makes the charge of being shrill real for also being a clueless idiot. The campaign confirmed that the Willard family is truly happy with the level of Mini Mitt's idiocy.


9/22/2012 2:39:36 PM

Mrs. Mitt is pissed off! The real world doesn't understand - sane women in particular - that she used her body for money. With marginal looks & body, Mrs. Mitt did it, and rather well. Mrs. Mitt wants other women to know that they too can fool men. Mrs. Mitt admits today that she couldn't care less if Willard wins; she is concerned about the money she would have left over.


9/22/2012 2:08:41 PM

Can a mini become more mini? Mini Mitt can, propelled by personal stupidity and unquestionable confidence from/in Mrs. Mitt, another idiot, who spent all her life for money by being easy. You may know Mini Mitt as the VP choice for/of Willard.

Idiots are circling the wagons for their last stance, around Willard, Mrs. Mitt and Mini Mitt. Rest of the world knows that as a gathering of the stupid. A recent poll shows that idiots are excited. They only care for idiots who can represent them so powerfully at the national level. "We idiots know that we are a minority and we will lose. It is nice to see a presidential candidate, like Willard, fighting for himself and the rest of stupids. Mrs. Mitt and the Mini Mitt are a great sacrifice." The great movement of idiots is touched by fellow idiots who represent them in the Republican Party.


9/22/2012 2:04:44 PM

The Fox No-nuts Clowns (FNC) are at it again, totally clueless and stupid. Oh shit, this must be the campaign season!


9/22/2012 1:48:43 PM

You know you are in trouble - A message to Willard, Mrs. Mitt and Mini Mitt

You know you are in trouble when the dimwit from I'll-ask-ya offers you advice - Yep, you can see her house you can see from Russia - your goose is cooked. Have a happy meal of the goose and count your lucky stars, for the dimwit has spoken for your party of idiots. Do I hear an Amen? Oh yeah, Amen! Hold the applause, the party loyals aka idiots are screaming delighted.


9/21/2012 7:10:01 PM

A message to Willard, from a management consultant to another: When a client is pissed off, the answer is NOT another PowerPoint presentation. When you know or others tell you that you are an asshole, trust it: You are an asshole.

Willard, you have been slow to recognize, the world has figured it out already, for a long time, that you are an asshole. Don't worry about Ann. You have a couple of things going. One, Ann is a seriously stupid litter-producer. Second, you come across better than the dumb Ann. It has all been about within family for you and Ann.

Willard, the real world exists, beyond morons (Oh shit, the Mormon church). We know you are stupid and clueless. Your bimbo Ann works it out sexually within family, and then she just wants money, lots of it.


9/21/2012 6:55:11 PM

Ann started to bleed, way beyond her cycle that ceased to exist some 5 decades ago. Ann is pissed off with reality and the real world. Ann's real world includes Willard, family love, her litter from/with family. Ann is being her real stupid self, as a hole for family, as she has always been.

PS. Some words are banned on this site. I hope you can figure out what I want to say. Ann and her family love are legendary. Ann has served her family as expected. not to sy Willard family when she met him in her teens. That hole is exhausted and dry!


9/21/2012 6:34:36 PM

Don't go PC (politically correct). Let's admit Ann is stupid, dumb, clueless or any other such words. Ann got lucky with Willard who wanted a dumb bitch for producing Mormon (moronic) litter. It all worked out well. Now that Willard is in a presidential campaign, Ann is exposed. The campaign has tried to hide the Entitled Dumb Ann, but it is not always possible. Ann comes across either an an Entitled Dumb Ann or a product of family love, both of which are true and campaign has chosen not to contest.

Ann is still the entitled dumb bitch, as you all see it truthfully. Wait, Ann loves the size of her new horse. Willard has dealt with such situations for almost 5 decades. Willard know that he can not compete with horses that the entitled Ann loves.


9/21/2012 6:20:33 PM

The entitled Ann is fucking clueless -- totally stupid and a carrier of the family love with a litter to prove. Being plain stupid can be admiring, but not when Ann promotes stupidity to its highest levels, enjoying money as an incest slave of men in her family, producing a litter to continue the family tree.


9/21/2012 5:45:55 PM

Ann has spread only for money. Ann spread wide for Willard, Willard's father, and Willard's moronic family-tree that includes the Willard/Ann family litter.

Ann is going ape-shit now. The brainless, clueless Ann is starting to cost the campaign. Willard managed Ann nicely in the past, by giving her money. Willard fed Ann like her a pig when she was hungry. Ann is now being the entitled dumb bitch. Ann is threatening the campaign. "She is seriously dumb. She can spill the 'family love' secrets, that are so common among Mormons." Ann is dumb, stupid, and so undeserving of where she is, challenging the cult that gave her the hope and money. "We have seen challenges, but we have never met an entitled bitch like Ann who is sadly more clueless than any we have met."


9/21/2012 5:34:32 PM

Don't judge me, said Willard, for I have Ann as my wife. An asshole needs another ass or hole or asshole to support him for being the asshole he is.


9/21/2012 5:31:43 PM

Ann is the dumbest dimwit who made it! Ann is the way for dimwits to enjoy the riches of dumb like Willard. Learn from Annie. Ann is seriously dumber and clueless than a lead-pipe. Ann doesn't give a shit about Willard. Learn from her. Willard is just an asshole, as she often says. Ann's life is more precious. Ann needs money, and a lot of it. Willard is just an ass who licks Ann's ass.


9/21/2012 5:18:37 PM

Willard, Ann, and their litter of 5 boys with even more ugly litter, are making this campaign fall apart. "You would think that someone in the family would have a brain - granted they are all lucked out with the "daddy" money - but the family is proving to be the biggest assholes." Said the most frustrated campaign, paid for by big bucks of serious assholes.


9/21/2012 5:09:05 PM

Ann, be a real or moronic mother of assholes you cherish. They can indeed be Mormons.

The world feels for you Ann, when Willard throws in his white magic Mormon underwear in the fight, and all you can do it to smell and/or lick it.


9/21/2012 4:45:25 PM

Censorship run by Mormons on this site.

Here is the shit: In.bree.d.ing

Get rid of the dots! Do you get it? Mormons know it! They are seriously pissed off that now you can actually get it.


9/21/2012 4:40:19 PM

This site is mother-fucking censorship. The site blocks you, when you try to post anything relating to what typically happens among Mormons, like family love, and the most moronic things you could imagine.


9/21/2012 4:36:00 PM

Willard's campaign has gone into full-gear to stop stories of family love coming out, from his Mormon family, his Mormon church, his Mormon relatives and the whole Mormon clan.


9/21/2012 4:30:42 PM

The Lebanese violently reject the Sununu clown-clan from NH. "The Sununu family of NH is a shame. The Sununu assholes make us believe in micro-nukes that would eliminate the Sununu stupids from not just NH but from the world, while sparing the sane"


9/21/2012 4:19:16 PM

The campaign wishes that the tight-wad Willard would part with enough money to say fuck-off to Ann. Oh yeah baby, a reset is coming!


9/21/2012 4:11:38 PM

Ann put it out for the last 5 decades, since she was a teenager, ever after she went dry. She did produce the requisite litter for Willard and the Mormon (not moron) church. The world takes Willard seriously. Ann is just a money-grabbing trophy, who is a serious bitch. The campaign doesn't deny it at all, especially after Ann said," It's hard."


9/21/2012 3:55:40 PM

Letterman called her Mrs. Mitt. Great comedy says just enough, like Ann being a serious twit of Mitt for only serious money.


9/21/2012 3:49:47 PM

Willard's campaign: Don't misunderestimate the stupidity of Americans to elect Willard!


9/21/2012 3:39:56 PM

"Dilation and fisting may be kink for you," said Ann. "I have been accommodating Willard's head in my privates, long before I went dry. And, you think I became filthy rich without earning all of it!"


9/21/2012 3:30:33 PM

Ryan was supposed to save Willard's campaign. But he has become a bigger joke than any Gilligan character! The Gilligan Ryan has become seriously irrelevant, getting booed off. Stay within your britches, Ryan. You scored 10 on 10 for being a certifiable jackass. This is so totally lucky for you, for you can help Willard's campaign with the stupid. You can double up on what both Willard and Ann have already represented in winning the stupid.


9/21/2012 3:17:31 PM

"Stop it. It's hard." Said an irritated Ann, according to the campaign, because she was waiting for her Brazilian. Really? Ann had already confessed many times that she had been dry for like 5 decades, and the magic Mormon underwear didn't help. "You can put lipstick on Ann but you can not control the entitled Ann." Said Willard's campaign. The campaign refused to comment on whether Ann wanted a Brazilian for her horses.


9/21/2012 3:12:36 PM

Every dictionary from time in memorial has struggled to define "stupid." No more! High-definition pics of Willard are poised to memorialize him.


9/21/2012 3:05:10 PM

"Stop it! It's hard." And Ann wasn't anywhere close to Willard. Insiders knew. When taken to a hospital quickly, they found that Ann was just dry, because of her frustrations. Ann continued to deny it all, in the face of reality, only to confess later that she would do anything for money, damn be Willard.


9/21/2012 3:01:05 PM

The deal was money in return for litter. Both Ann and Willard have lived up to the deal, which is strained right now. The litter has rejected both Ann and Willard - the litter calls them parents - for being so Mormon. No, I did not say moron.


9/21/2012 2:55:23 PM

Complications in the campaign are bringing forth a lack of any brain activity in Ann, from the time she was a preteen. Money consumes Ann, and no one who knows her denies it. "Ann is freaking out. She couldn't care less for Willard. She has always cared only for Willard's money." This is the sentiment confirmed by many sources.


9/21/2012 2:45:46 PM

Fish rots from Willard. Get a freaking grip and amend the saying, that fish rots from the top.


9/21/2012 2:32:55 PM

Willard, they just don't love you! You know it when Ann says, "It's hard!" and she was not talking about what she found in your magic Mormon underwear.

Peggy Noonan seriously trashed you in the Wall Street Journal. She was merely THE speech-writer for Bush Senior, who conservative LOVE. Even your roundly-rejected opponent says that he would be doing better. Willard, this must hurt. It must be even harder for Ann. You know it, Cain is infamous about being hard. Willard you know Ann loves hard, despite her proclamations to the contrary. Cain appeals to Ann, as she admits, and other bimbos.


9/21/2012 2:23:20 PM

BREAKING NEWS: The Mormon Church Agenda Revealed

The Mormon church is working in concert with Willard's campaign. It wants to go mainstream, and Willard is a wealthy vehicle. The church however is not as stupid as Ann and Willard. The church is working with Willard to get the campaign's mailing list of THE stupid, who would vote for Willard. They are the future target of missionaries from the Mormon church. Stay tuned!


9/21/2012 2:08:34 PM

Monkey's ass shows the red at its fullest as he climbs up the tree, to get away from reality, as Willard's is doing. Willard does not realize that his fraud is showing through despite his reinforced magic Mormon underwear.


9/21/2012 1:58:13 PM

Willard's campaign has been consistent and firm, on topics like taxes, economy, trade, foreign policy, and so on. They would get back to us after the election. The reason is obvious: Willard's campaign does not want to tell the victims of Willard's plans, ahead of the election. The dependent-on-govt-leeches (aka victims) would ruin Willard's chances, duh!


9/21/2012 1:53:43 PM

Incompetence rises to the top, said a Peter. Reports suggest that Oxford, Cambridge and Merriam-Webster are all planning to include pics of Willard and Ryan for their entries on Peter's Principle.


9/21/2012 1:36:36 PM

"Stop it! It is hard." Said Ann on a radio station. Ann admitted off-the-record that it had nothing to do with anything she felt with Willard in the last 50 years.


9/21/2012 1:34:05 PM

I am getting tired of ads telling me that this is not just another election. I know it - believe me I do - when Willard is a candidate for a what-used-to-be-a-serious-party.


9/21/2012 1:26:44 PM

"Stop it! It is hard." Said Ann to her right-wing nuts. And the hits keep coming, frightening Ann. Campaign is trying its damnest with Willard's help, to contain Ann, before she explodes and admits that she hates reality, where "Willard's victims" not only survive but thrive.


9/21/2012 1:14:56 PM

We can now confirm 3 segments of people who support Willard's campaign:

1. The insane like Ann, including the Coulter and the horse-owner type
2. Folks who are making money from the campaign for being shitty advisers or shrill and insane mouth-pieces
3. The ever shrinking pool of folks who hope to find a job in a Willard administration, for not many believe in that insane fantasy anymore

Willard knows that the train has left the tracks and the sane aren't on it. The sane are known as self-proclaiming victims, in Willard's world.


9/21/2012 1:07:58 PM

"Stop it! It is hard." Is that what you said Ann? The campaign and the Mormon church confirmed that Ann was not talking about what she found in the magic Mormon underwear. Apparently Ann was referring to truth being hard, when Ann and her Willard could NOT buy the truth.


9/21/2012 1:05:28 PM

Obama must be blind for not seeing the victim class, when Willard can clearly see at least 47% of Americans as victims, dependent on the taxes the moron (I did NOT say Mormon!) doesn't pay.


9/21/2012 12:59:55 PM

"Stop it. It is hard." Said Ann, in response to Willard's critics from the right. She was not talking what she found in the magic Mormon underwear, admits the campaign and Mormon church (not moronic, insofar as the church goes).


9/21/2012 12:29:58 PM

Victims don't vote Willard, without psych meds.


9/20/2012 2:50:39 PM

Pawlenty turned polenta on Willard today, by resigning from his campaign to get a real job. Way to go, trusted Pawlenty, to fend for your own behind when you had put your trust in a losing Willard!


9/20/2012 2:47:20 PM

Lack of Willard's public availability? Checking the magic Mormon underwear, that is obviously leaking.


9/20/2012 2:41:04 PM

Ann is THE moocher per Willard. The campaign admits, "Ann never worked for a dollar, while living a grand life. Most moochers, according to Willard, do not have as grand a life as Ann."

Ann always knew that Willard would throw anyone under the bus, including her, if it helped Willard win. Yes, Ann is pissed off. Such is the price of being a trophy wife, in exchange for money and producing the litter for Willard.


9/20/2012 2:37:55 PM

The stupid are circling the wagon around the grand stupid Willard, led by the Fucked-up New Channel (FNC). At least 5 senate candidates of the stupid-affiliation have unhitched their wagon from the train going off the cliff.


9/20/2012 2:31:03 PM

When someone with rather low IQ, like Ann, almost gets the clueless-ness of Willard, you know the campaign is in trouble. Ann married for the money and to produce litter. Now Ann is seriously worried about protecting the money that she can get through the divorce court, before the idiot (aka Willard) blows it off.


9/20/2012 2:07:11 PM

In a moment of candor (weakness? scared shitlessness?), Willard said that he will not get 100 percent of votes. The campaign is working overtime to cut an ad. "We can address the dumb Willard later. We are now simply promoting the Willard that has a pulse." Said an uber-excited spokesperson for the campaign.


9/19/2012 8:15:09 PM
The entitled Ann is planning to create a medical health drama. "It is a key to winning a fraction of the 47%, that willard desperately needs," said a smug Ann.

9/19/2012 7:53:34 PM
The entitled Ann is furious. She signed up for money, even when she had to breed and produce litter. What she did not sign up for, says the entitled Ann, being the wife of a clueless asshole in public. Little does the entitled Ann know how little of a human she herself has been in public, regardless of her asshole husband who bred her, in exchange fir money. I admonish everyone who might be tempted to say that the entitled Ann did not work for money. Yes, Ann made more than most, by the hour.

9/19/2012 7:53:34 PM
The entitled Ann is furious. She signed up for money, even when she had to breed and produce litter. What she did not sign up, says entitled Ann, being the wife of a clueless asshole in public. Little does the entitled Ann know how little she has been in public, regardless of her asshole husband who bred her, in exchange fir money. I admonish everyone who might be tempted to say that the entitled Ann did not work for money.. Yes, Ann made more than most, hourly.

9/19/2012 7:41:12 PM
Leaks in the magic Mormon underwear are becoming larger than acceptable to the rich and entitled Ann.

9/19/2012 7:14:37 PM
Wait for a video coming out in which Ann admits that she just wanted money in exchange for breeding. Ann seems angry in the video for having bred and expected to be a wife to a moron (Mormon). Willard has called an urgent meeting of morons. The meeting is expected to be attended heavily by Mormons.

9/19/2012 6:53:13 PM
Circling the wagon, Willard has called an urgent meeting of the stupid, including senators, congressmen and run-of-the-mill dumb Republicans. This appears to be the first time when a real majority of Republicans can participate. The dumb expect a major role, for being totally like Willard, and not upstaging Willard with their smarts.

9/19/2012 6:43:30 PM
Ann ordered a new horse, being mindful of the size and Willard.

9/19/2012 6:32:20 PM
The stupids have withdrawn their support from Willard. Ann totally confirmed how stupid Willard is, especially when supportrd by even dumber Ann. The group had no issue in affirming and recognizing the Romney couple being more stupid than their organization. The stupids are, admits the group: Willard and Ann.

9/19/2012 4:37:43 PM

Motherfucking site! You can try all the filters you want, you motherfuckers. Family producing your sister and mother can throw you off, but you asshole, listen to what the Republicans call freedom. You have met your incest lovers.


9/19/2012 4:33:07 PM

This site proclaims to be open-minded. Oh really? Think of Reince Prebus. The world know how he was born. His physical and mental flaws, all on display, are rather obvious.


9/19/2012 4:22:37 PM

Family love produces retarded kids, as evidenced by the mere existence of Reince Prebus, who is both mentally and physically challenged. I am touched by how the politically-correct media allows for stupids, and Reince Prebus falls right into it, feeling great and happy, only to be perceived as being a right-wing stupid nut who is clueless.


9/19/2012 4:10:12 PM

This site is amazing! I never realized that the filter on this site would block me so seriously - for I tried dozens of time - to say stuff about the moronic RNC head and the Mormon who is the Republican candidate. Ok, We will go through yet another iteration to talk about reality, and not just obtuse references.

Reince Priebus, the head of RNC is an example for family love. Yes, I just found out the limit of the filter on this site to protect Republicans. Do make love within family and produce, that show the physical and mental disabilities of Reince.


9/19/2012 3:55:32 PM

Reince Priebus

This site censors, so it has taken me many tries to get to what I want to say. Chances are that I would be blocked again. Reince Priebus is the product of mating within family. Good fucking lord, it took me some 100+ attempts but I got it through. This site is run by fucking mindless Republicans.


9/19/2012 3:53:07 PM

This motherfucking site, meant for the open-minded topics and folks, blocks political discourse, like even mentioning the name of retarded heard of Republican party.


9/19/2012 3:35:26 PM

You have not a fucking clue how many times I have tried to post this, for the filters here, because they love Willard, the motherfucker.

Censorship on this site? Try writing anything about the retarded head of RNC. You are blocked.


9/19/2012 3:33:31 PM

So fucking cute when the site just blocks you from posting what you want to post. They say that they want to be open but the money says that they kiss Republican ass - that is, Willard in these days - and their motherfucking censorship is blatantly obvious


9/19/2012 3:29:52 PM

Yes you must know that the site is fucked up, protecting their right wing frustrated assholes who reject all this in public but love what it offers.


9/19/2012 3:21:06 PM

This site is showing its political side. Some journal entries are simply not allowed. Motherfuckers around, since Romney family, and now I have found this site.


9/19/2012 2:28:31 PM

BREAKING NEWS: Ann prepares for divorce

Ann is preparing for a divorce, before Willard blows their assets on his campaign. Ann would admit in a speedy divorce that all she wanted was the money and high-life. "Willard can keep the litter." She says. "I may not be the smartest but I am fucking tired of the dumb [Willard] and the dumber litter."


9/19/2012 2:08:26 PM

I urge the media at large and critics in particular: Do NOT try to separate the stupid and clueless from the mean and moronic, when it comes to Willard. Willard is big enough to encompass the best of stupidity!


9/19/2012 2:04:30 PM

Not to worry, The Mormon church has a new magic Mormon underwear, ready to protect even the dumb Willard. They admit that he is a total moron, in addition to being a Mormon, but they are obliged to protect him a fellow Mo0rmon (not moron) , the best they can.


9/19/2012 1:42:42 PM

Willard meets himself. Damn, this truly hurts!

Senior campaign sources admit, after making you swear for secrecy, that Willard did indeed cry. Now the campaign is confused, knowing what he wants and what he hates. And, both are Willard. Willard versus Willard, sans Ann.

Ann does not want any part of this. She married him for money. She did not sign up for this shit. She could easily ignore the dumb Willard in her private life and live with the money she always obsessed. The dumb Willard is now on display globally, making her admit what she has always known.


9/18/2012 4:21:06 PM

I apologize if I can not entertain the stupid.


9/18/2012 4:16:16 PM

Willard's campaign admits that it is shifting its strategy dramatically, "We win if can find the stupid." The campaign admits that they found Ann.


9/18/2012 4:12:45 PM

The campaign is fighting back violently, to saying that the base is "always is with us." The shocking breaking news by Willard's dimwit on CNN right now is that, "The dumb are always with us. So, fuck you, and the rest of you. You may be smart but the dumb are with Willard."


9/18/2012 3:58:40 PM

There is NO dispute between the right-wing and left-wing nuts, and everyone in between, that Willard is just damn stupid, dumb or whatever terms you can imagine for someone dumb, idiot  and stupid. No fucking joke! Willard's campaign wants to sponsor this message because it is the most generous they can find. Go for it, whoohoo!


9/18/2012 3:43:53 PM

Oh the dumb have to step up their game, both the right-wing and left-wing nuts! Neither side is willing to support the moronic Willard. Damn it, I said moronic, and not Mormon.


9/18/2012 3:33:21 PM

Willard's campaign is freakin' angry!

"What do you expect? The whole world knows now how we have been grooming an asshole. To them he is Willard, of course. We wanted him to be the Republican candidate and not just an asshole as you all now know him."


9/18/2012 1:59:17 PM

Another damning video of Willard is on the horizon, in which Willard has a good laugh. "They think I hate only the lowly 47%. Hahahaha! I so fucking fooled the dimwits. Folks that deserve any respect are 1/100th of 1%." Says Willard.


9/18/2012 1:52:10 PM

Researchers and historians are puzzled by Willard's approach to "damage control": Bang your head into the damage, only to learn that your head hurts!


9/17/2012 6:32:15 PM
Willard's magic Mormon underwear is leaking, admits even the Mormon church, and it is not Willard's self-proclaimed brilliance. No matter what it is, it stinks, and his campaign agrees, off-the-record.

9/17/2012 6:06:50 PM
Researchers have found that a good majority of the anti-abortion clan would not have been born if their mothers knew of their potential low intelligence and if their mothers had a choice. No wonder this crowd is so angry, researchers conclude.

9/17/2012 5:55:29 PM
Boston, you have a problem. You have a candidate! No, the magic Mormon underwear is not an insurance against the foot-in-the-behind condition.

9/17/2012 5:52:38 PM
The Mormon church reacted almost violently to media reports that Willard is detached from reality. "We know that Willard is firmly connected to his magic Mormon underwear," said an obviously irritated church spokesperson.

9/17/2012 4:25:06 PM

Boston, you have a problem! Your unguided and self-destructing missile - you call Willard - is going bonkers with his unfathomable stupidity. Are you fucking serious in putting your faith in his magic Mormon underwear? Don't you wish that Willard's head would be out of the proverbial moronic ass! Willard, his campaign and his church are prepared to confront you with their high, collective stupidity. Boston, we feel for you!


9/17/2012 3:21:25 PM

Expect a change in Willard's campaign about trickle down. Willard is confused and upset with his magic Mormon underwear leaking - yep, trickling down - and Ann seriously rejecting him. Worse yet, Ann has told her horse about her trickle down experience with Willard.


9/17/2012 3:14:42 PM

Willard will deny being a good manager in the past, like the CEO of Bain. Media have exposed his campaign to be a clueless, rudderless and leaderless endeavor. Willard is not expected to deny the reality of his campaign. Willard is however expected to deny that he was a CEO, as he has done for just about everything real in his past. Reality sucks, Willard.


9/17/2012 3:03:32 PM

Willard reminds us of a person on the Titanic when the ship was going down, who said: What a wonderful night for a swim! Well, that person was never heard from again, and there is no memorial for him either. Heck, he was not substantial enough even for the movie.

Hey Willard, being positive is nice while being so obviously nervous and jerky on TV, but being stupid when your ship is going down is surely not presidential.


9/17/2012 2:48:12 PM

Willard was startled that we have a free society. As measured by the LDS church for morons (oops Mormons), Willard magic underwear was dripping with fear, confusion and cluelessness.

Willard, Ann and their 5 privileged-asshole kids (not to mention Rafalca) are now confused by and with reality, given their love for the Mormon church and (definitely) money, the two prongs that have allowed them to bypass the real world. The campaign and the church are panicked, big time, as of right now. The church can work on the soul and the campaign can work on strategy and direction, but neither can work on morons. I did not say Mormons, you asshole! A-holes are trying to find a way out of Willard's campaign, for they can find a better place.


9/17/2012 2:45:21 PM

Ann is pissed off at Willard's campaign for asking Willard to lose his magic Mormon underwear. Her absence on the campaign trail is felt by the Mormon church (Damn it, not moronic)!

It turns out that Ann rather take care of her horse that Willard, whose thingy has been wilting for a few decades now.


9/17/2012 2:30:00 PM

Republicans shy away from telling the truth. You hear strategists from inside and outside the campaign. They say, I wish:

  • Willard would share some details
  • Willard would share his grand vision, which will obviously blow away the Democratic vision (The grand assumption that there is something there there, however)
  • Willard would get rid of his strange grimace, while talking about most challenging and tragic subjects
  • Willard would not so obviously show how clueless he is, in his interviews
  • Willard would join the Santorum camp that the intelligent would never vote Republican and admit that he - Willard, that is - is downright stupid

And, the tragedy continues!


9/17/2012 1:59:56 PM

Quite an indictment of Willard as the leader of Republicans by Santorum, when Santorum said that the intelligent would never vote Republican. Smarter minds are wondering if Santorum was talking about himself and his wife only, or if he also referring to Willard who chose the Republican party. Don't even go there vis-a-vis Ann!!


9/16/2012 6:56:15 PM

"The intelligent will never vote Republican." Said Santorum.

You must be a lower-life than dumb Santorum to vote Republican. Don't you get it, you stupid? But then again, you may be too stupid to get the stupid.

Long live dumb Santorum and his wife. and their kids who are both stupid and clueless!


9/16/2012 6:15:15 PM

So fucking amusing that Willard is advertising on this site! Willard's campaign is looking for the stupid. Lots of them! They found Santorum and his wife. Amen! Dear Jesus!

Santorum can cure all ills, don’t you know? The campaign however admits that Santorum and his family are  way beyond stupid (more than stupid).

Dumbass Santorum actually came out to say that the intelligent would never vote Republican. Willard and his campaign agree. Goddamn it, the world agrees. Santorum’s wife is smiling at what she always knew: Santorum is stupid, so is she, and kids can not be far away unless something interesting happened. Santorum does believe in the apple falling close to the tree, but he was not sure about his kids, as his wife chuckled. Everything is far away from Santorum, as he struggles with his crotch, his wife (who has an active life, with a chuckle, that confirms the dumb mentioned in the least post). The dumb and stupid continue, as do Willard, Santorum and their dumb wives.

PS. Ann still loves her horse, as Willard anguishes on the campaign trail. Sine does matter, Willard! Yeah, I told you this, as Ann smiles.


9/16/2012 6:13:33 PM

So fucking amusing that Willard is advertising on this site! Willard's campaign is looking for the stupid. Dumbass Santorum actually came out to say that the intelligent would never want a Republican.

Willard's campaign is fucking upset that Santorum is not on this site but Santorum's wife has been her for several years. Willard's campaign is looking for the stupid and getting totally frustrated that the stupid are becoming less in number.


9/16/2012 3:47:02 PM

Santorum would be the Republican candidate if he had confessed openly that the intelligent would never vote Republican, as he did today. In the process, he lost the candidacy to Willard whose campaign understood that the game was all about stupids like Santorum, and his wife and kids. Yes, Santorum totally supports Willard's candidacy with Ann being in love with horses and all the pleasures of body parts of horses.


9/16/2012 3:20:32 PM

Santorum is too late to the game when he said literately that the intelligent would never vote for Republicans. Amen! Say a sermon Santorum, for yourself, your wife and your kids.

No wonder Santorum is not the GOP candidate. Willard's team has always targeted the insanely stupid, like Santorum and his family (Rick, his wife and kids are totally included).

Dumb can lead the dumb, and it is a winning formula. But in Willard's case, the leader seems to be dumber than the less evolved followers like Santorum, his wife and kids.


9/16/2012 3:11:26 PM

There is indeed a serious challenge to evolution, from the less evolved that are typically found in the south and the Bible belt of the US.


9/16/2012 3:07:56 PM

Even the right-wind nuts - that is, about 40% of the population, referred to as the rednecks from Bible belt, or otherwise plain genetically stupid - are having difficulty with Willard. Who would have thunk that!


9/16/2012 2:47:43 PM

Did you notice that Ann is pretty much absent (or dry, as they used you say, back in the day)? We have known all along that Ann is into horses. It is becoming apparent that Willard can not compete with what her horses can do for her, literally. This goes a long way to explain why Willard & Ann have only 5 kids, when birth control was poo-poo from the time they started koochie-koochie at 15.

Sometimes, horses do matter! Horses can explain a lot for a sexually repressed life,  in some churches. Take that, you morons! No, not the Mormons! Mormons are just too far out, to understand anything of substance.


9/16/2012 2:22:48 PM

Willard found his pooper-scooper in Ryan. Willard is so impressed by how good and happy Ryan is. Now only if Willard can find a way to not poop all the time on the trail and become a better candidate! For that, you have to stay tuned to the Mormon radio in your next life. Stop it damn it, I said Mormon, and moron.


9/15/2012 3:12:53 PM

Willard surely can use the magic message, right about now, with his magic Mormon underwear firmly in place, from the magic Golden Tablets, as shown in a highly-acclaimed episode of South Park.

"Willard appears upset and all irritated," said the campaign, "as Americans learn more about his moronic background."


9/15/2012 3:07:01 PM

If you are a politics junkie as I am, do read the WaPo editorial today. They lay out a case for Willard being a moron (without mentioning the magic Mormon underwear, to their credit) but they also give Willard hope by suggesting that there is time for him to be less moronic.


9/15/2012 2:54:08 PM

50 shades of dumb & stupid is becoming prevalent. Did you ever think that such a group could muster such variety!


9/14/2012 10:21:15 PM

The GOP comedy (tragedy) is getting better (sadder?) as they present:

* Bill Bennett: The gambler and asshole GOP admires the most
* Dimwit from I'll-Ask-Ya, who sees Russia from her house
* McCain, who has lost his "can" to catch his own droppings at his sad old age
* Willard fighting with his own magic Mormon underwear
* Ryan deep-throating Willard's positions
* Willard shoving his positions down Ryan's throat
* Bill Bennett, having lost the battle for his stupid ideas some 30 years ago (Reagan anyone?), but being sucked dry by Willard and Ryan (SO fucking sad!)
* Bill Bennett sucking anyone he can find to get the money he needs for gambling
* Ryan's deep-throating his grandfather, Bill Bennett
* Ryan just being a bumbling stupid
* Willard being a bumbling stupid
* Willard promoting his bumbling stupid partner Ryan

Dear Lord, help us all (despite magic underwear wearing morons among us) and bless America!

PS.  Dear Lord, do discount the GOP assholes among us. We surely can NOT defend, we know, the magic Mormon underwear wearing moron Willard and his deep-throating mate Ryan!


9/14/2012 9:42:36 PM

He is me, although I am not him. Show us the way! I do not like all your policies. Heck I do not like most of them. But you are bigger than all that. You are OUR President.

I am writing this as you welcome our fallen heroes from Libya. Yes, pain is the right emotion. May their families find the peace and love they need (and deserve). They deserve our best wishes. Mr President, although I disagree with you often, may God bless you and your family, for saying a prayer for all of us. God bless America!


9/14/2012 4:13:17 PM

Willard's campaign goes ballistic when someone mentions character. Off the record, the campaign admits, holding head in hands, that Willard has many things but character.


9/14/2012 2:13:16 PM

So getting tired of the left wing media saying that Willard has failed the test of leadership. Goddamn it, get real! Start from the basics. Has Willard been able to pee from his magic Mormon underwear, without making it sick for the rest?


9/14/2012 2:08:44 PM

Just when you think that the dumb can not get dumber, watch Willard!


9/13/2012 3:08:11 PM

"Willard doesn't frankly know which end is up. Reality is simply beyond reach for Willard, from his privileged man's fantasy." Admits a senior official in Willard's campaign. Campaign is so desperate now that it would pay up to $50 million for a "reality serum" that works on Willard.


9/13/2012 2:46:37 PM

Several major media outlets have launched an effort to identify the puppet masters controlling Willard. "Willard is either obedient to puppet masters or else some world-renowned mental health institutions must be bidding for his ownership." This feeling is shared both by the media and Willard's campaign staff. Top echelons of the campaign are keeping quiet, however.


9/13/2012 2:24:10 PM

Ann's dressage horse Rafalca is more graceful under pressure than Willard. "The horse's ass performs better than Willard," admits the campaign.

Willard's campaign is begging Ann to release Rafalca's trainer so that he can train Willard. Rafalca's trainer appears understandably reluctant, saying "You can not turn an ass into a horse, no matter how good a trainer you are!". Ann's struggle is obvious, as she agrees with the trainer. Yet, her Mormon faith demands that she serve Willard unconditionally, for there is no "out" when the Mormon husband is an ass (or moronic).


9/11/2012 4:27:41 PM

Blame the message, blame the messenger, blame the campaign, blame the other side. At the end of the day, when Willard is your candidate, accept what you have, and work towards a respectable exit. Save your job and your own self-respect for future campaigns. It doesn't matter. You have a candidate in the magic Mormon underwear who is fucking clueless.

Do what is required of you, but do NOT sell your soul to a clueless turd. We shall see you in 2016 but only if you save your self-respect and sanity.


9/11/2012 4:16:15 PM

Palin still outwits most others with her dumb-ass shit, in the dumbass party. She is indeed one of a kind. Right wing nuts who still lick her sweet spot are getting smaller in number by the day. The dimwit from I'll-ask-ya, who can see Russia from her house, is still a factor in the Republican party, and that is all you need to know about the tragedy.

Republicans have found the vehicle to the dumb-heaven with the bimbo leading the charge. Heck, we should spend a few billion in research to accelerate the stupid to their ultimate end. Then again, the stupid don't recognize evolution, for their brains are too small to get it. The smart also recognize that it would take several generations to weed out dimwits like the one from I'll-ask-ya.


9/11/2012 2:57:13 PM

Regardless of your political leanings, you have to confess that the magic Mormon underwear is fucking amusing! And it takes on an added meaning when Willard is struggling and the underwear seems to be leaking shit that stinks.


9/11/2012 2:48:11 PM

I was just told that I come across as someone who has something against Mormonism. My apologies! I am NOT and that has not been my intention. Heck, I am still looking for a religion that would fit me, while respecting all religions through my journey of life. I guess my problem is that I tend to be analytical, assessing one issue at a time.
 
Picking on Mormonism has been an attempt at humor, albeit a poor one, to address the current political situation of Willard talking about god and his claim that Obama wants to remove "God" from coins and public institutions. Of course Obama never said that. Willard must be careful in picking on God for someone else when his own strongest allies in the right wing nutcases have called his own Mormon religion a cult.

Before you go ballistic, I am not a lapdog for Obama. But PLEASE, give me some substance to make fun of, that tops what Willard provides every single day, without fail.


9/11/2012 2:30:19 PM

Has anyone told Willard that a stump speech is not where he get stumped!


9/11/2012 2:27:02 PM

When you have to sell your shares (in the stock market) as the lowest point in your life - and that itself may be a freakin lie - you have got to be an clueless Ann, married to a clueless Willard who wears the magic Mormon underwear without fail.

Willard and Ann would have a better luck in winning the election if they kept their privileged mouth shut and controlled their puppy, Ryan, to do the same.


9/10/2012 3:20:01 PM

Adding a stupid to the dumb can not be a winner, I reckon, unless of course you are a Republican. Magic underwear Willard added deny-everything-of-his-past Ryan to the ticket precisely for Ryan's mindless brain. The dude (aka blue-eyed-gay Ryan) tries to impress you with his wonkiness, but folds as soon as a moron (oops, Mormon) picks him for VP.

Republicans hate everyone who is not an angry old white man, as you know. The hate is multiplied with a moron and whatever the heck the other guys is on his ticket.


9/10/2012 3:06:03 PM

Folks talk about encounters with fake/fraud twits online. None of that can match the campaign run by the Mormon (moron) Willard and blue-eyes (gay) Ryan. Neither Joseph Smith (aka Joe Blow) nor the Pope can save either of them, let alone both of them.


9/10/2012 2:48:03 PM

The Mormon (not moronic) church has figured out the Willard problem. "It was all limp inside the magic Mormon underwear" said a church official "but that only explains the wimp in Willard and not the stupidity in him. What we have figured out is that we have not figured 'it' out. Willard seems to have outgrown the Mormon church and seems to seek an even dumber flock."


9/10/2012 2:40:33 PM

I wonder what kind of charitable deduction I can claim for Willard. Damn it, I have been rather charitable to Willard, the least of which is his bimbo owning a dressage horse as a small business.


9/10/2012 2:33:54 PM

The magic underwear seems not to be working for Willard. Just sayin'!

The Mormon church has hired a large team of leading researchers to design a newer magic underwear that can work even for Willard. The church is worried that the very first Mormon had to be Willard - they would have loved a Mormon who is not a moron.


9/10/2012 2:09:52 PM

Wherever you go, that's where you are going to be. The journey is fun but the destination does matter indeed! Cheers


9/8/2012 7:48:09 PM

Hope you all have been well. I was away. Not that you missed me, I know. But hey, I just wanted to update. You were smiling when I left you, and I hope you are still smiling. My best!


8/17/2012 4:35:28 PM

Willard's World: October Surprise

I tend not to make predictions. I made one in my blog here about Facebook going public - that its best days were already behind - and I have been proven right, by a bundle, in just 3 months. When it comes to Willard's World, I have a hunch that someone would leak Willard's tax returns in October, if not before. Americans may be dumb, but Americans are not "Willard Dumb."

Willard, we are NOT small-minded, for wanting to know more about your tax returns. When I say "we," I mean like 63% of us, a whole lot more than what you could label as left-wing nuts. It just confirms that you are so fucking clueless that you think you can steamroll Americans because you are privileged. Au contraire, we know that you are clueless, out of touch stupid.


8/17/2012 4:09:06 PM

Mrs. Romney didn't look good physically, earlier this week on NBC. We all know the many unfortunate challenges she has had over the years. I can be rather brutal with politics, I know, and as my journal entries show. I have strong conviction for my policy positions. That is however different, very different. That is politics. I would not wish anyone ill. Mrs. Romney, I sincerely wish you and yours the very best. We can have a hard-fought banter on policies and politics anytime, but I would want you to be the strongest and healthiest in that battle. Cheers!


8/16/2012 2:00:03 PM

Willard's World: Puzzled or More Puzzled?

The campaign was shocked to hear that shrinks (psychiatrists/psychologists) have developed a test for insanity and delusion, that is as simple as: i) Do you believe in reality, or ii) Does your inane mind believe what Willard says, as you confidently feel smart for being stupid?

I am not going to spoil the suspense by revealing the right answer. Hint: The sane do NOT need a hint. Others, better go for the magic Mormon underwear.


8/14/2012 1:33:40 PM

Willard's World: Reality Sucks!

"Life is great until I have to deal with the reality of miserable, lousy, poor Americans," said Willard. "I can so fabulously lead America, I know, if only I could only get  rid of Americans. This is not any different from my offshore bank accounts. Folks in those countries are irrelevant. They are obedient and necessary pieces. Only two key things matter: i) I, me and myself, being totally and necessarily great, and ii) My money. After that, the bastards are irrelevant and I am rich."


8/14/2012 1:25:27 PM

Willard's World: Thinking and Evolution Are Unconstitutional

Social Security is unconstitutional. Medicare and Medicaid are unconstitutional. Willard's campaign believes that neanderthals on the Supreme Court - five of them as of now - have not evolved enough, and would blame the rationale of their neanderthal misery and venom on the founding fathers. That is not enough! They would of course approve the proposals and policies put forward by other neanderthals, aka the Republican Party.


8/14/2012 1:02:03 PM

"Similarities between the DNA of modern people and Neanderthals are more likely to have arisen from shared ancestry than interbreeding, a study reports." According to the BBC. Researchers however admitted that their findings could not explain the existence of Republicans in the US, leaving the possibility of inbreeding among neanderthals wide open.


8/14/2012 12:40:47 PM

Willard's World: Even Willard Draws A Line On Sucking Up!

Willard's campaign has caught on. The campaign has denied the dimwit from I'll-ask-ya, whose house you can see from Russia, any role in Willard's nomination convention. The campaign and well-wishers for Willard are now bracing for how shrill the dimwit would get to stay relevant. Unconfirmed reports say that the dimwit is making efforts to organize a competing convention, across the street from Willard' convention. FNC (Fucking Nuts Channel) is trying to restraint the dimwit, reminding her that she loves money that FNC offers, damn be her insane ideas that she calls principles. FNC seems to be a great last hope for the Willard's campaign to tell the dimwit to shut up, if not go away forever.

Being fair, as always, I feel for Willard. He must have known that managing the party of neanderthals - like the dimwit in particular and Republicans at large - would pose rather substantial yet primitive challenges.


8/14/2012 12:18:42 PM

Willard's World: Must Wear Magic Mormon Underwear to Get This!

Bubba (aka Dubya) is persona non grata at Willard's nomination convention. However, the person Willard picked as his running mate, Public Ryan, not only chaperoned Bubba's economic policy through the Congress but also created a plan to put Bubba's policy on steroids. Apparently, Bubba didn't get the policy wrong enough!

Let''s not even talk about Public Ryan liking every war - any war - that he came across. I guess Bubba didn't launch enough misguided wars as Public Ryan would.

Thus, the decision by Willard to ignore Bubba and choose Public Ryan! The magic Mormon underwear does have its power, I reckon, albeit insanely irrational.


8/13/2012 1:48:26 PM

Willard's World: Following the Tradition!

Snake oil was the inspiration for founding the Republican Party. Willard committed to carrying on the tradition.


8/13/2012 1:42:55 PM

Willard's World: Ann Is In-Charge!

Multiple sources from Willard's campaign confirm that Ann went ballistic when she heard that Willard called Public (Privatizing) Ryan 'handsome.' Close friends tell reporters that Ann has always questioned Willard's sexuality, "Willard and Ann of course have had 5 kids but that is about the number of times they had sex. Ann has always been frustrated sexually with Willard, like all her life, when Willard would invoke his religious beliefs and the requirement to have the magic Mormon underwear in place, religiously. But Ann loved and continues to love the life of wealth, and Willard knows it. Ann my go bananas but Willard knows that she would be back, wanting more money and comfort."


8/13/2012 1:31:06 PM

Willard's World: Gotta Draw the Line Somewhere!

Willard was asked why he did not select for his VP the dimwit from I'll-ask-ya, whose house you can see from Russia, or someone equally clueless like the twit from Minnesota, whose gay husband gets a lot of government subsidies for his cure-the-gay clinics. Willard was refreshingly forthcoming, "I may be Mitt the Twit, as the distinguished Mayor of London characterized me just before the Olympics. Even I have standards and I draw the line somewhere. I knew I had to pick someone clueless and seriously stupid, so long as it is a white male who is 'pretty,' to win the Republican vote. The lowest even I could go for was Public Ryan (or Privatizing Ryan). You have to however admit that he is handsome."

Both the RNC and Willard's campaign immediately issued statements to disown what the candidate himself said. Ever wondered who is in-charge of stupidity, ignorance and arrogance?


8/13/2012 1:09:35 PM

Dogma versus Thinking

I reporter made a serious mistake of asking the dimwit from I'll-ask-ya, whose house you can see from Russia, if her dogma always trumps her rational thinking. Oh mighty Lord, the dimwit went ballistic, "I have dogs and I am a mom but I am not a dogma. Have the balls to call me a bitch, instead of hiding behind the politically-correct crap. Second, don't ever compare me to Trump. True, he is angry, bitter and misinformed. But my hair is real! Third, this already gives you enough material to address the thinking part. And lastly, don't ever use big words like rational with me."

The reporter was stunned speechless. Only words she could muster were, "When you piss on shit, it splashes back at you!"


8/12/2012 1:22:07 PM

Willard's World: Government Jobs Are A Drain!

Willard throws this shit around as a universal fact. His running mate now, Public Ryan, is an even greater blowhard. The ticket is compelling, in its consistent belief of what it does not believe. This ticket would never talk about:

1. Willard has been seeking a government job, paid for by the taxpayer, for over 20 years. He always failed miserably and consistently but once, when he was elected as Governor of MA. Statisticians would tell you that even insane, inexplicable random outcomes do happen (as Willard happened in MA).

2. A few days, weeks or months of private sector job that this Public Ryan had were so miserable that he spent almost ALL his life living off taxpayers money. Oh wait, I mean the government jobs that must be condemned, according to "Privatizing Ryan." Public Ryan, don't hesitate to condemn your and your family's existence on taxpayers money, but we know that you are a leech who could never bring himself up to admitting the blindingly obvious truth: You choose to condemn descent humans, for living off taxpayers money, when they face hard times. They are descent indeed, and you must be condemned for being a vicious, angry and insane asshole, who has lived high on taxpayers money, pretty much all your life. I rather you just shut up and go away!


8/12/2012 1:00:59 PM

Privatizing Ryan: Act on your ideals!

I am all for privatizing the VP job, outsourcing it to whoever and wherever, as soon as Public Ryan becomes the VP. I doubt very much if the idea of outsourcing his own job would appeal to him, although he is all for outsourcing the rest of America.

This "Privatizing Ryan" has lived on taxpayers money all his life. Before you fly off the handle, find out the fucking truth. Pontification is easy, but acting on your pontification is not, as the New Testament says in Reality 2012:8:11.


8/11/2012 3:10:50 PM

Willard's World: Combustion

Willard's crowd is struggling with the fact that Public Ryan has lived all his life either on public welfare or a salary paid by the American taxpayer. Even Willard's campaign is flabbergasted by Public Ryan, for how much he can HATE the system that has allowed him to survive since his teens. Willard would want Public Ryan to challenge the system, but not condemn what produced Public Ryan.

Willard, you are just a fuck-up. Another of your decisions shows how the dumb are getting dumber in the Republican Party. Thank you, the Bain guy, Governor, nothing to do with anything, or whatever! I want to respect you but I can not figure out how to get there, for you are total fuck up.


8/11/2012 2:52:24 PM

Willard's World: Reality Sucks

Willard's campaign is recoiling. The campaign is struggling with emerging facts that more that 99% of income this Public Ryan has ever made, in his entire lifetime, has come from American Taxpayers.


8/11/2012 2:41:25 PM

Willard's World: Punching Above, your class

Willard was already punching above his "class." Yes, Willard thinks of class differently. The class Willard respects is at least $250 million in personal wealth. Public Ryan brought a great asset to Willard's campaign, to be somewhat "normal." But, here is the challenge: The class that Public Ryan exposes is how Ryan lived off public welfare all his life, including his current job. This Ryan has lived off taxpayers money starting at 16. His college cost was paid by taxpayers. and now this Ryan lives off a salary paid by the taxpayer.

Not surprising at all! A tea Party asshole like Public Ryan would condemn every public program, including the ones he has and continues to live on.

No wonder why researchers have chosen the Republican Party of the US to learn why the dumb are getting dumber, because they should be weeded out, as per Darwinism. Republicans reject Darwinism,  we know, to protect their very own dumb and stupid.


8/11/2012 2:30:47 PM

Willard's World: Willard and Public Ryan Reject Their Own past!

Public Ryan has survived on Social Security since his teens, and Willard survived the Olympics with Federal help (meaning the average taxpayers paid for his success).

PS. Before you start spewing venom, check the facts and learn that Public Ryan has always lived in Public help.


8/11/2012 2:22:45 PM

Willard's World: Don't You EVER!

Don't you motherfuckers, Willard and Public Ryan, tell us what we need you! You need us, and you would learn in less than 3 months when you are rejected. Assholes, be humble to beg for our consideration, as opposed to demanding our votes. Humility is the part that is missing, as the dumb get even dumber in the Republican Party.


8/11/2012 2:12:10 PM

Willard's World: Public Ryan Condemns His Own Life!

Wow, this is getting interesting. Folks would find out, if they haven't, that Public Ryan has lived on Social Security since his teens. The story is emerging. So stay tuned! Public Ryan is however hellbent on destroying the system that he enjoyed pretty much all his life, like social secutiry, medicaid, and only the Lord knows what else. Hey you Public Ryan, go on to destroy everything that allowed you to survive and become a total pain in the ass for others, as the VP choice for Willard now. Yes motherfucker, destroy the hopes that many youngsters have. You thrived on what you condemn. Obviously the upcoming generation is NOT as special as you are. Don't you have any FUCKING shame, you Public Ryan?


8/11/2012 1:48:08 PM

Willard's World: Contraceptives for me, not for thee!

When confronted to choose between low sperm-count and use of contraceptives, Public Ryan chose contraceptives. The conversation was triggered by the fact that Public Ryan is 42 but he has bred for only 3 times. Journalists were not convinced if Public Ryan was choosing contraceptives to coverup a serious weakness in his manhood.


8/11/2012 1:39:18 PM

Willard's World: When Bubba Praises you!

You know you have seriously fucked up when Bubba (THE "W") praises anything you do, let alone your VP pick!


8/11/2012 1:32:19 PM

Willard's World: Throwing A Biscuit to Tea Party

Willard threw Public Ryan to the Tea Party, knowing that the Tea Party nuts are totally fucking clueless. Willard was and is so right! The Tea Party clueless, mindless, brainless and downright-stupids love Public Ryan. They haven't a clue that Public Ryan has lived off taxpayers money from his teens. Damn be the facts, logic and sanity, they are the world-renowned stupids of the Tea Party! And the dumb keep getting dumber, sadly.


8/11/2012 12:50:24 PM

Scientists are studying the Republican Party in the US to understand why the dumb are getting dumber. "This has nothing to do with the conservative or libertarian philosophy. Such philosophies and conservative parties exist all around the world. The American Republican party is uniquely situated for us to understand why the dumb are getting dumber, when they should be weeding out the lesser among them, according to Darwinism." Said a spokesperson of the scientific research team. "One hypothesis is that stupidity is a badge of honor among them. This may be a key to why the dumb are getting dumber and multiplying in the US Republican Party." The funny thing is that most members of the research team are conservative, but NOT mindless dimwits like I'll-ask-you, whose house you can see from Russia.


8/11/2012 12:44:00 PM

Willard's World: Meet the Next President

Willard and Public Ryan introduced each other as the next President of United States. It would be funny, if it were not sad. The campaign too seemed confused about who the next President would be. "The saving grace is that neither has yet introduced Obama as the next president," said the campaign.


8/11/2012 12:37:07 PM

BREAKING NEWS: THE Battle of Underwear

Public Ryan has refused to wear the magic Mormon underwear, despite pleas and strong beliefs expressed by Willard that the Mormon underwear is absolutely essential for winning. The campaign is trying to diffuse the obvious, upcoming narration: The battle of underwear. "Underwear has always been and must always remain a private matter," said Willard's campaign.


8/11/2012 12:23:21 PM

Willard's World: Public Ryan is it!

Public as in this Ryan living off a job paid for by American taxpayers, while condemning public jobs, including those that both Willard and Public Ryan either hold or seek.

Oh, we do remember McCain picking a running mate, a serious dimwit, whose house you could see from Russia. Keeping in mind the fallout from selecting a dimwit, as McCain did, Willard selected a Public Ryan whose house you can see from a public cow-path. To be fair, Public Ryan immediately promised to privatize that cow-path, so that you would see his house from a cow-path that is private.


8/10/2012 4:54:05 PM

Willard is the MOST empty vessel for a human being, says a comedian! I had been struggling to articulate, but the simplest way is perhaps the best way. We have the answer. Don't fucking confuse it with how Ann rapes Willard, or how stupid Willard is by himself, or how Willard loves everything other than Ann.


8/10/2012 2:56:19 PM

I still can NOT believe that handball is an Olympic sport. Seems like some retards pay to watch the shit in real-life. They counter that some insane folks spend a lifetime to participate in it, even though they know rather well that they are merely a butt of serious jokes. Athletes have made it clear that handball was salvation, for otherwise they would be fucking clueless, distant, ignorant, Romney-like retards.


8/10/2012 2:41:47 PM

In an effort to extend its reach and create new revenues, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) is on the verge of approving "shagging" as the next new sport, worthy of medals. The only hesitation the IOC faces is the amount of potential participants, from around the world, who would want to enter the competition, not to mention the entering involved in shagging.


8/10/2012 2:29:16 PM

Yep, neanderthals are the best athletes for handball. However, the game is "balanced." The offense and defense are equally dumb, as you would expect from neanderthals.


8/10/2012 2:21:25 PM

Polls show that Americans LOVE the "feel good" moments. Our athletes in the UK Olympics have provided that special feeling, and we LOVE it. When asked about the presidential campaign, not a single person was able to identify a "feel good" moment that Willard's campaign has provided in the last 7 years.


8/10/2012 2:11:51 PM

I still can NOT believe that handball is an Olympic sport. How long will it take before hand-penis (penis-in-hand) becomes an Olympic sport? Come to think of it, the creatures of the Inter-webs may get once in 4 years chance to come out of their homes with penis in hand, without feeling ashamed. And the Olympics would offer them a medal. Wow! I did not think he meant this when he asked us to care for the least of us.


8/10/2012 1:55:05 PM

Handball is an Olympic sport now. Can you believe this shit? Have you watched it? It just confirms that anything "hand whatever" belongs to the privacy of your home. The athletes not only look ridiculous handling "hand ball" but also look obscenely stupid, insane and clueless. Give them all a medal, I say, for being a part of the Hall of Fame of Neanderthals. Amen!


8/10/2012 1:27:12 PM

So freakin' humorous that Japanese and Korean soccer teams have more blondes than western teams - sickening and puking as they may come across. Humorous as it may be, it is also indeed sad. Learn to respect yourself and your heritage! You are an embarrassment to your existence only to the extent that your fucked mind believes.


8/10/2012 12:36:05 PM

Willard's World: Bump on the Head!

When asked about a visible bump on Willard's head, the campaign said, "Willard was seeking the 'high ground' when he bumped his head into it, because he could not tell." This laid to rest the speculation that Ann's return from the Olympics was the reason.


8/9/2012 2:48:59 PM

Hope Solo continues to be as dumb and stupid as she naturally, really is: an uneducated, arrogant and clueless asshole, befitting her background and character. Hope Solo, you are right, when you say that the team is special. The team is indeed special, and it would be even more so, were it not for the venom you inject. I so wish that you would just go away. Yes, I am willing to send "how great you are" greetings anytime, so long as you just goes away.


8/9/2012 2:43:47 PM

Hope Solo is as big an asshole as she has always been. I doubt very much that she learned today. The only reason for winning Gold today are her teammates. Hope failed many times, when her teammates saved her. Hope would claim to be the best goalie, merely because the team won, but it was for the performance her teammates. Don't get me wrong. Hope performed fabulously, for she is only a part but NOT the reason to win. Please either learn Hope or just go away. Thank you!


8/9/2012 2:30:44 PM

Willard's World: Parents Tried!

Willard's parents were adamant: i) Don't worry about what others say, and ii) Do the right thing.

Willard's campaign insists that Willard has been perfect: Willard has performed perfectly on the first, and Willard doesn't care for the second. Willard's campaign invoked an old song to say that one out of two aint bad, except that the song said "two out of three aint bad." But then again, Willard has the ability to retroactively change the world, thanks to his magic Mormon underwear.


8/9/2012 2:16:17 PM

Japanese women's soccer team is the ultimate in grace. Agony of defeat and the composition of their character taught the world today that a defeat is not the end, but only a beginning for future challenges. Thank you, for the courage of your character and smile on your faces!


8/9/2012 2:08:39 PM

Willard's World: Willard's People Problem

The campaign says that Willard loves America but hates Americans. Americans after all, says the campaign, are pesky, touchy, demanding, poor and drama-queens. However, some Americans are good for us, when they are ignorant, uninformed, clueless, redneck and racist. We will definitely win, says the campaign, so long as we can find more Americans who preach at the church of racism, ignorance and the NRA.


8/9/2012 1:40:53 PM

Olympics: American women's Soccer team makes us proud, yet one more time

Thank you! We know, motherfucking rednecks have already started the discussion on how many of you are gay. Sad indeed! If at all possible, fuck them! Rednecks and the GOP claim to love America but they so damn obviously hate Americans. Thank you for your hard work, your dedication and your sacrifices! And, thank you for making us proud. You are the best, no matter what the rednecks and GOP say!


8/9/2012 1:33:22 PM

Willard's World: You DON'T Know Willard!

Do you know how many races Willard has won versus lost? Only in the GOP do losers get promotion, despite pounding on the chest that the GOP promotes meritocracy.


8/9/2012 1:21:14 PM

Willard's World: Ann May Returns on Thursday (Oh shit, says Willard!)

Ann is expected to return to the US tomorrow after her miserable performance at the UK Olympics. Yes, her horse's performance too. Close friends tell us that Ann thinks of Willard as a Rafalca: Rafalca is the best when no one is watching and a total fucking disaster when the world can see, Ann told her closest aides.

Willard is nervous on this continent in the meantime, awaiting Ann's return and the ensuing abuse, hoping that his magic Mormon underwear would prevent Ann from bending him over and going to town. The fear and fright on Willard's face are rather ominous.


8/9/2012 1:01:35 PM

Willard's World: Magic Mormon Underwear Critical!

Off-the-record and for the first time, Willard's campaign admitted that the magic Mormon underwear seems to play a critical role in the ease with which Willard, retroactively and with a straight face, can amend, repeal, enact, reenact, deny, accept, ignore or embrace anything, no matter how unhinged it is from facts and reality. Reality and facts do not matter to Willard, says the campaign, as if he is living in a parallel universe because he only believes in getting everything he wants, just as he has all his life, from the time he was born, with a silver dick in his mouth.


8/8/2012 2:25:28 PM

The dimwit on Fox just did it: He compared Fluke with Rachel. Both may be "lost," but there is one thing for sure, that the Fox nut is clueless beyond repair. Reasearch shows that Fox Nuts Channel produces clueless dimwits faster than any other organization. The rate at which this organization is producing dimwits threatens Darwin's evolution.

Kimberly Guilfoyle Newsom chimed in, as she has to, out of desperation, to stay relevant these days. This self-proclaimed "sexy" bimbo is bitter for decisions she made earlier in her life. She was rejected royally by the powerful, who she wanted to suck up to, as a path to the gilded life. She wanted to be a trophy bimbo, for Gavin, we all know in SF, only to learn that a much prettier bimbo can replace her (Stop, I didn't call Kimberley ugly, for the answer to that would remain with me.). Sorry Kimberley, Gavin did spectacularly well by rejecting you, and find a sexy, pretty, smart and loving partner. Sucks for you Kimberley, I know, but I am sorry!


8/8/2012 2:14:30 PM

Willard's World Today!

Willard has nothing to say, coming across as dumb-ass, confused and clueless, more appropriately known as fucked-up.

No worries Willard, Rafalca is coming home but sadly so is Ann.


8/7/2012 2:53:44 PM

"Dumbass" used to mean something special but now it is as common as Willard, said the Mormon (NOT moronic) church. Please respect others and never confuse morons with Mormons. I am all with the moron church for its efforts to clarify the distinction.


8/7/2012 2:45:52 PM

The Mormon church just issued a press release on Rafalca.

"Rafalca lost," says the press release, "because she was not wearing the magic Mormon underwear." The statement continues, " Ann was also not wearing the magic underwear, as she often doesn't, unlike Willard, but Ann was a spectator and not the performer. Rafalca needed the magic underwear, as our founder Joseph Smith (aka Joe Blow) would have dictated. The result is blindingly obvious."


8/7/2012 2:42:28 PM

Rafalca lost, as she joined Ann's clubs of losers. Ann has been collecting losers all her life, with money from Willard who she obviously dominates. In a way, Willard is also a member of Ann's losers club, with one exception: Willard brought in the money for Ann to continue her abuse. At last check, Ann's behind was still growing, almost reaching proportions unacceptable for the dominating spouse of a presidential candidate.


8/7/2012 1:48:01 PM

I am all in! The dimwit from I'll-ask-ya, whose house you can see from Russia, should be given a prime time slot at the GOP convention. She does indeed have the ability to rile up the crowd, for the GOP crowd matches her abilities on the dumbness scale rather precisely (In engineering, this is called the resonance frequency, just in case any of her fans were educated enough to know, although I doubt!). Just don't make her - the dimwit, I mean - available to the media where a journalist could ask her about her reading habits! Willard would be well-advised to let this dimwit speak in his spot, to bring along the dumb he surely needs to win.


8/7/2012 1:20:27 PM

A sad day indeed, when the news is dominated by 3 mass-shootings! Of course I am referring to the most recent in Milwaukee WI, in Aurora CO about a month ago, and in Tuscon AZ about a year ago. Hope we find a balance between the right to bear arms and the multiple dead-bodies of the innocent whose life is cut short more often here than anywhere else in the world.

Spare me the fucking diatribe of guns don't kill people (Just goes to show that you take your cool-aid from the NRA without a mere cell of grey matter in your head to help you think!). If our head is so thick as to believe that, you would never comprehend the basics of sanity that people with guns kill people more people more efficiently. Where does it end? Is there a limit? What about owning a nuclear weapon? Hope you and your loved ones would never face such a tragedy as a mass shooting, despite your blind faith in unrestricted right to bear arms.

Should something happen to you or your loved ones in an insane act of random shooting, I shall speak out for you too, rest assured, although we happen to disagree on the path forward now. My best!


8/6/2012 2:20:28 PM

Please spare me the pain of dealing with your beliefs, devoid of basic facts. Learn the distinction between facts and faith. You may indeed be a part of the majority that believes without facts, for it makes life easy. Nothing wrong at all! Do me a favor however. Please do NOT project yourself as a thinking person, when you have surrendered your brain to your dogma.

Come armed with your thinking abilities, or else you are occupying space and time that is more valuable than your sad existence.


8/6/2012 2:13:09 PM

Libertarianism some 100+ years ago turned into liberalism. Both concepts are consistent with personal freedom (liberty or libertarian or liberal approach). So it is so fucking hilarious when folks pound their chest and claim to be libertarian and conservative. The combination is indeed plausible and commendable. However, when you scratch beneath the surface, you often find the Fox Nuts Channel (FNC) talking points. Claiming to be libertarian and thus conservative - without any understanding of the philosophy of either approach -  is about a pound and three-quarters short of sanity.


8/6/2012 12:43:53 PM

Dear Homeland Security,

Please keep an eye on Ted Nugent and his brainless automaton followers, like many on the Fox Nuts Channel (FNC). Ted may be alright, who knows, despite his arsenal of guns and venomous talk, but he seems to be priming the pump for more mass shootings. Of course, Ted would celebrate those in the name of liberty. Sad would be a gentle way to express such dimwit pronouncements but "sad" falls way short when it comes to these tragic events, egged on by Ted and the like.

Stay classy, Ted! Staying brainless comes natural to you, we know, because of your genetics! We know it is not your fault. It goes back to who your parents were and how they fucked to produce you. No debate between nature and nurture here! Nurture obviously did not happen, and don't damn your parents for that. Nature produced a step-back into the neanderthal era, as Darwin predicted that some setbacks would be integral to evolution, and voila, you are Exhibit A for Darwin's prediction.

I am not a particularly religious person, but I would say a prayer for you. Hope you do not turn your venom (or guns) onto yourself. We need idiots like you in this world, for humor. Crazies are the best joke, without even making effort, so long as they do not go violent. I am not sure if you understand, for such a thought may seem too deep for you to "get." I do agree with you on one thing: Stupids have the same rights under our constitution, and you embody not only the spirit but demonstrate it with your every breathing moment, no matter how tragic it could turn. 


8/5/2012 3:08:33 PM

Willard's World: Willard is a nice guy!

Doesn't the campaign get it that such pronouncements are kind of late at this stage of the campaign! A serious right wing nut opened up, as rednecks often do, after a few beers: I may not be sharp but even I can say that Willard is dumb. I know I would vote for the right wing nut, as I always have. But I am getting fed up with clueless Willard. I confess that I do not actually "think" often. I would keep voting for the right wing nuts. My worry is that some with brain would split. Then we dumbasses would be just left with assholes like Willard. Don't you even bring in the money-grabbing, large-ass Ann. I must confess -- Ann gives us hope when we are not as dumb as she is. The difference is that she is not only dumb but also has Willard's money. This gives us hope: When a stupid, large-ass bimbo like Ann can grab money, anything is possible. Yes, America is a great country. See Willard and Ann, when in doubt.


8/5/2012 3:07:01 PM

Willard's World: Willard is a nice guy!

Doesn't the campaign get it that such pronouncements are kind of late at this stage of the campaign! A serious right wing nut opened up, as rednecks often do after a few beers: I may not be sharp but even I can say that Willard is dumb. I know I would vote for the right wing but, as I always have. But I am getting fed up with clueless Willards. I confess that I do not think often. I would keep voting for the right wing nuts. My worry is that others would notice and some with some brain would split. Then we dumbasses would be just left with assholes like Willard.


8/5/2012 2:50:35 PM

Willard's World: Willard is a good puppy!

Willard obeys! He just wants to win. He doesn't care about the difference between right and wrong, up and down, sane and insane, Palin and even more stupid, and so on.

The challenge for the campaign is that Willard is clueless about everything. He just wants to win. He just wants answers. He is like a total puppy, to obey and then obey, so long as he wins. One thing that the campaign has learned about Willard is that he becomes rather sad and somber when anyone mentions Ann. It adds to his prior openness about how he feels about Ann, as being a money grabbing, large-ass Mormon underwear abusing something, and we refuse to use the words that passionate campaign workers used about Ann.

Willard's campaign however promised that Willard shall obey. Rationale is passe. Willard shall let go of any semblance of sanity, to win. Willard obeys!


8/5/2012 2:49:10 PM

Willard's World: Willard is a good puppy!

Willard obeys! He just wants to win. He doesn't care about the difference between right and wrong, up and down, sane and insane, like Palin, and so on.

The challenge for the campaign is that Willard is clueless about everything. He just wants to win. He just wants answers. He is like a total puppy, to obey and then obey, so long as he wins. One thing that the campaign has learned about Willard is that he becomes rather sad and somber when anyone mentions Ann. It adds to his prior openness about how he feels about Ann, as being a money grabbing, large-ass - Mormon underwear abusing something - and we refuse to use the words we heard.

Willard's campaign however promised that Willard shall obey. Rationale is passe. Willard shall let go of any semblance of sanity, to win.


8/5/2012 2:16:10 PM

Willard's World: Common people are NOT common!

The campaign admits that it is scrambling to find "common" people who could help craft Willard's response to the mass shooting. The campaign seemed totally stumped when asked if they approached the folks walking down the street. They are trying to come to grips with the fact that common people could be so easily accessible. It is rather obvious that Willard and his campaign believe that they have to "find" common people. The idea that the common people are the regular folks walking down the street seemed so foreign. This may explain Willard's time living in France and his fluency in French.

7 Hours after the shooting, Willard's campaign has no response. Just goes to prove the above-said!


8/5/2012 1:42:46 PM

How many mass shootings would it take - how many mass shootings, goddammit! - for you to pull back, if ever slightly, from the church of the NRA, right wing crazy nuts, and the dimwit from I'll-ask-ya whose house you can see from Russia. Challenge your brain, PLEASE. I know you have the grey matter there somewhere. Learn to separate sanity from worship of the false prophet. Bible warned you! You are free to believe that guns don't kill people, people do. But also learn that guns kill a lot of people, rather efficiently and rather often. Think what you want, as I still pray that that you or your loved ones are not victims of such mass shootings. I know a vast majority would never learn. I am just hoping, even begging, that a small minority on the edge of sanity would get it.

I wish you and your loved ones my very best! Keep smiling, for surviving today! And this goes for both the enlightened and the insane who worship in the church of the NRA.

Even Regan worshiped at the church of the NRA until he was shot. This is not different from the church of right-wing nuts, where Cheney worships. The Dick is seriously a nut except for one thing, he loves gays, homosexuals, homos, fags, or whatever you wish to call them, you right wing nuts. Sorry for using such fouls language to drive a point home: Dick makes an exception to the extreme right-wing hate philosophy only because his one daughter is a fag. Sadly, Dick encourages right-wing nuts to keep hate alive (with one exception that works for Dick, or what his dick produced and he is compelled to call her his daughter).


8/5/2012 1:27:59 PM

Willard's World: Linguistic Challenges

Confusion between worship and warship was challenging, as Willard tried to be a normal person. But Willard did not want his national security credentials challenged. Willard said that the linguistic confusion be damned, he would launch the warships, damn be the understanding or clarity of the situation.

It is still unclear if Willard was wearing his magic Mormon underwear when he made this statement. Observers are baffled by how aggressive Willard is with warships, bombs and general insanity, given that Willard ensured (with his Daddy's help) to escape the draft. As the old saying goes: Assholes who escape make for a much bigger assholes, by a level of 7.


8/4/2012 3:04:00 PM

Willard's World: The LDS Church is Shorting Willard

"We are not stupid. Willard can fool most of the people most of the times, but we know Willard. One people Willard can NOT fool is the Mormons. We are downright, clearly short on Willard. Willard may have been a good moron but his wife Ann is dumb beyond belief, not to mention that she is money-sucking like a whore. Fuck her horse, and never ever bring it up. The horse just shows that Rafalca is more talented than the large-behind Ann. May Lord bless the horse! And, do not even think about bringing Ann into it. What a fucking embarrassment she has been!"


8/4/2012 2:59:33 PM

Willard's World: Underwear Sales Down

Magic Mormon underwear has been a steady seller for the Mormon Church, particularly online. Sales however have taken a dramatic downturn when the believers and potential believers saw Willard's performance. "If Willard is the best that morons can offer, and all he does is bumble along, I want to SELL the underwear, forget about buying more." Said a follower. Turns out that this believer has made some money in selling the underwear, instead of buying, by intellectually betting against Willard. We assume that she meant Mormon and not moron.

FYI: Betting against Willard - shorting in the Wall Street lingo - is the highest among Mormons (NOT morons, although the difference may be academic). The group that Willard has been able to fool the least is his moronic Mormon Church.


8/4/2012 2:43:26 PM

Willard's World: The "Humanize Willard" Bus Tour

The latest update from the tour says that folks (Americans? Or illegals who would self-deport?), recognize Willard, but Willard is having difficulty recognizing humans. "This humanizing Willard shit is much harder than we thought," said a campaign spokesperson, off the record of course.


8/4/2012 1:57:25 PM

Willard's World: Wet Dreams and Premature Ejaculations

Willard did not deny the reports but blamed it all on the magic Mormon underwear. Willard was however at a loss to explain Ann's ejaculations for Rafalca. Ann's ejaculations are premature, admitted Willard, for Rafalca has not a chance in hell of winning a medal.

Commenting on the reports that Rafalca has a rather slim chance of winning a medal, Willard said: "Ann doesn't quite understand what "slim" means. Ann is fat. She is not slim. When they say Rafalca has a slim chance, I know "American,"and it means Ann has a fat chance of wining with Rafalca, like her behind. But Ann is too dumb to get it. I have known Ann all my life. Ann just loves money, and she loves using me as her submissive slut who obeys, at all times, unconditionally."

Don't get it wrong. Willard was not upset at all. "Ann may be as thick as her behind, and she is, believe me, " said Willard with a chuckle, "but regardless of Ann being short in her mental faculties, I get a tax break larger than most Americans make in a year. When money is good: loyalty, fatness, attractiveness, sanity, love, empathy, and many other adjectives that you folks in journalism can some up with, pale in comparison to the size of money."


8/4/2012 1:42:12 PM

Can you believe this shit? Reality is indeed stranger than fiction!

Willard's campaign is taking him on a "Humanize Willard" bus tour through the US. Nobody ever accused Willard of being an alien, but his campaign just confirmed it. "Willard may be of the human form, but he is not quite sure of what being a human is like." Said the campaign.


8/3/2012 3:05:17 PM

When you are a serious, feisty, righteous male , but your family gave you the name Cathy, you are liable to stir shit, for your own shortcomings and self-doubt in your family's sexuality with a name like Cathy, demonstrate why you are so seriously fucked up. Oh Cathy, you chick-fil-a dude, try to separate your personal gayness and doubts from your business. You and your family are seriously fucked up, no more evidence needed. Try to clean your ass and save your business.


8/3/2012 2:55:18 PM

A smile can change the world!

Please do think about how you come across, for a small change can effect the world. Thank you!


8/3/2012 2:44:58 PM

I would encourage you to watch Willard walking, although they rarely show it on TV. I have no idea what it would feel like, but looking at Willard walking seems like his colon is out of his ass, having been bruised by Ann, and ready to be bent over for the dumb in the Republican party, begging for a win.

Living in San Francisco, I have to share that dudes think Willard is totally hot and totally gay who is hiding his sexuality to fit in. Oh they don't mean just the world, but also Ann and Willard's boys, for "fitting in," for some of Willard's boys are also struggling with "fitting in."


8/3/2012 2:20:31 PM

I tend to not say her name, but I have to, because of the breaking news. Of course, I am referring to the dimwit from I'll-ask-ya, whose house you can see from Russia.

Sarah Palin is the dumbest politician in the world, according to the latest poll. Palin was thrilled to hear the news, because it ensures that she would be THE prominent speaker at the Republican Convention. "Willard needs the dumb to win, and no one can bring the dumb like I can." Said Palin. Although unconfirmed, Willard was seen to kiss Palin's ass, but NOT as affectionately as he kisses Ann's very large behind.

The same report would not confirm anything that goes on within the Willard family, vis-a-vis kissing various parts of a family member. The report asked us to remember that the Willard family is Mormon, and the Mormon faith has always believed in family love. Willard's grandfather even left the US for Mexico to practice family love, asked the report for us to remember.


8/3/2012 2:08:58 PM

Breaking News: Scotland Yard confirms that Ann Romney has had (or still having) an affair. Scotland Yard refused to confirm whether Ann's affair is with a human or a Mormon or a dancing horse or just a regular horse. The Yard confirms that Ann has been spending a lot of time in stables lately.


8/3/2012 2:00:16 PM

"I know I will win. I have faith in Americans, or at least enough of them, who would vote for me. The best thing about being a Republican is that you do not have to promise or do anything that helps Republicans. All you have to do is to help them believe in god, hate others, and affirm their no-thinking-allowed zone. The formula may seem simple but execution is hard. Pretending to be as dumb as your supporters in the Republican party is not as easy as you may think. BUT, winning the dumb is the only hope our campaign has." Said Willard.


8/3/2012 1:54:35 PM

Carpool lanes are socialist. Even regular roads are socialist where anyone is allowed to drive. "I can tolerate some level of socialism, but the car pool lanes are just beyond the pale. I rather have traffic-free, clean lanes for the rich." Said Willard.


8/3/2012 1:50:16 PM

Stupids I can handle, but please do not go Willard on me. Thank you!


8/3/2012 1:48:55 PM

Willard is creating so many headlines for potentially penetrating programming:

  • Mitt the Twit
  • Morons 'R Us! (Gotta by a typo! Willard must mean Mormons.)
  • Dumb Gets Dumber!
  • Buy the Magic Underwear, Get A Mormon!
  • Republicans? Dumber than me!
  • Dumb, Willard Wrote! (and spoke too!)
  • Ann loves Rafalca! What about me?

8/3/2012 12:41:20 PM

How dumb can Willard be! More than you can imagine.

When someone says "trust me," it is usually a good idea to grab your wallet. When a politician says so, it is a good idea to head for the exit. When a politician, who has held at least 3 positions on every issue, says "trust me," do your damnest to save the country and not just yourself.

FYI, this is about Willard saying "trust me" on having paid "a lot of taxes" every year. Trust is the last thing any politician deserves, as we know, and Willard has got to be at the end of that line.

We now return to our regularly scheduled programming. We shall interrupt, as appropriate, to keep you informed of the "Dumb Gets Dumber" series, featuring Mitt the Twit.


8/2/2012 3:15:33 PM

Americans do not begrudge your wealth (including what your daddy gave you), or your education, or even your mere luck - yes, Willard, I am talking to you - we are simply embarrassed by your stupidity when you claim to represent us (The US) in the UK, Israel and Poland. Despite your best efforts, it is nice to learn that even the dumbest in those countries figured out that you are obviously dumber than the dumb in the US. You not only embarrassed yourself but also embarrassed those who hosted you and those who wanted to believe in you. When even the dumb want to split from you, Dear Willard, you must be in some seriously dumb doodoo. Of course Mitt, I wish you my best!


8/2/2012 3:06:03 PM

Satire of Willard's performance would be funny and perhaps even comforting, but the reality of Willard's existence is rather painful, if not downright disgusting.


8/2/2012 2:47:30 PM

After a win by Sweden in Men's Handball, the IOC is considering introducing "Handball with Dick" in future competitions.


8/2/2012 2:27:33 PM

OMG, the Handball $hit in the Olympics is fucking hilarious! When the commentator sounds dumber than the players, we have a problem, Dear Houston!


8/2/2012 2:19:33 PM

The International Olympic Committee is considering the next dumb sport, if the not dumbest ever, for 2016 and beyond. This would be far & away dumber than Handball, Beach Volleyball (always played indoors, so what the fuck is "beach" about?), and anything BMX whatever shit.

Ready to know what that sport could be? The drum roll please: Presidential Election! The world is convinced that they can pick a dumber person for President, at a fraction of the cost in America.


8/2/2012 2:02:09 PM

Chick-fil-a announced that it had a record "gross" sales day yesterday.

Today, Sewage America announced that it had the most stinking day ever. It is not only about the shit the supporters of Chick-Fil-A produce everyday and especially yesterday, said Sewage America, but also the mindless venom they produce everyday that stinks to the high heavens.


8/2/2012 1:52:06 PM

Olympic commentators are totally stepping it up. It is obvious from when a bimbo said, "You have to know where the ball is at ALL times," in a ball game. I reminds me of what an "expert" said about a plane crash: Something went wrong!


8/2/2012 1:39:51 PM

Yes Virginia, Handball is an Olympic sport! Please don't ask me why. And do not ask me why Beach Volleyball is an Olympic sport when it is played indoors. I can think and explain a lot but I can not explain widespread stupidity in the world, just as I can not explain the Tea Party in the US. It is not a great comfort but Darwin did promise weeding out of stupids, albeit the time it would take is frustrating.


8/2/2012 12:05:43 PM

Having failed miserably to fool all the people all the time, Willard's campaign introduced a new slogan today: Past isn't what it used to be! This is an attempt to convince voters, admits a campaign spokesperson, that Willard's past - for example, at least 3 positions expressed by Willard in the past on every conceivable issues, and  numerous incredibly stupid gaffes - should not matter.


8/1/2012 3:58:36 PM

The dimwit from I'll-ask-ya, whose house you can see from Russia, is lately becoming shrill again to get attention. When Cheney calls the dimwit a mistake - and this is the real Dick, as in Cheney - and he would not elaborate on whether the mistake was 4 years ago or 48 years ago, it is understandable that the dimwit is worked up. No one seems to care for the dimwit, so she is trying the old proven formula of being shrill. Sounds like the Tea Party, doesn't it?


8/1/2012 3:40:09 PM

So fucking hilarious, a site assessing through a questionnaire, whether you are normal, brilliant, little-off, stupid or Tea Party! The research so far shows that a full one-third of Americans are Tea Party.

Many were surprised by being called Tea Party, and some resented the label. This just goes to show that a different or new label can not help when you are dumber than dumb. Call yourself Tea Party or Republican! You know who you are, deep inside.

God bless America! However, I would be okay if the Dear Lord went a little easy on blessing the dumbest of dumb Americans, meaning the Tea Party and their extended circle of dimwits.


8/1/2012 3:14:12 PM

Please allow Dan Cathy of Chick-fil-a to speak his mind. The first amendment guarantees one's right to be as stupid as one wants, within some remote and obscure reasons, like yelling fire in a crowded theater. I rather have Cathy's hatred out in the open and deal with it. Suppressing Cathy's hatred is liable to come out in more dangerous ways.

I wonder if Dan Cathy is acting up because his parents bestowed upon him a name like Cathy. A hetro male Cathy? Can you even fucking imagine the suffering this dude has gone through? This Cathy is acting up, no doubt, for he has had to "defend his manhood, not matter how small it is" all his life. Don't even go there, asking if this Cathy is actually a "her."

Cathy, you have serious issues with your parents! Work them out, and grow up. The venom you are spewing, Dear Cathy, shows that one can get rich in America (God Bless!) but growing a brain is much harder to accomplish, even for the rich in America.

Hang in there Cathy! What kind of lingerie do you like? Be open, and you can get rich with the love you so long for, not to mention the so sexy, feminine lingerie you would receive from your fans, when you tell the truth!


8/1/2012 2:00:51 PM

"American Borat" aka Willard! Leave it to the Brits for great tongue-in-cheek, penetrating humour.


7/30/2012 4:56:10 PM

Thinking is painful, for dimwits. Adelson is so fucked up that he thinks he can elect the next President of the US. A couple of problems with serious arrogance brought about by ill-gotten wealth from Macau: i) Adelson, are you just a motherfucking asshole that you have always been, ii) When did you stop incest in your family? iii) Do you merely look like an asshole or are you a serious motherfucking asshole, whose mother started you at a young age? iv) Regardless, I hope you die a painful death, for being an asshole that tortured the real world.

Go away, and die! Thank you!


7/30/2012 3:54:22 PM

Adelson being a billionaire, having cheated “the system,” wishes you to be to the stupid Americans he has been searching, and respect the country he loves, that is  NOT America. Wake up FUCKING America. You could be a fucking moron, Mormon, Evangelical, Catholic, Protestant, or whatever the fucking else hell.


7/30/2012 3:27:25 PM

Reports about Willard and Bibi - Yes, it is bi, bi for those who know Bibi - are exaggerated. Anyone on the inside would know that Bibi needs more than 2 blowjobs, before he can even smile. Look at the pics coming from Israel. Willard gave at least 2 bj's to Bibi, but obviously Bibi was not impressed. It could have been 17 bj's from Willard to Bibi, but Bibi was less than impressed. Rumor has it that Bibi was not impressed with the magic Mormon underwear when Willard was sucking him off.

Despite the challenge, Willard declared unconditionally that pleasing Bibi was more important that any other foreign policy initiative. Bibi was happy to hear the words from Willard but Bibi was not convinced that he could run the world through Willard, for Willard seems totally dumb, stupid and dead.

Willard my not go back to Israel but chances are that Willard would be sucking Bibi's dick at least virtually more than once a day, until election. Bibi's office confirmed that, without even divulging how their hand goes, to control American election.

Bibi's folks laugh so fucking crazy that America can no even elect a President without kissing our behind. Yes, they are loving it. Where are the fucking Americans?


7/30/2012 2:15:41 PM

"Life is good," said Todd, when the dimwit from I'll-ask-ya was screaming at the top of her lungs on TV (Read Fox). For context, this is the dimwit whose house you can see from Russia.

"Just about every sane person knows that she is totally fucking clueless, if not insane. She is obviously shrill and annoying, but it works great. She may be insane but money from the redneck, dimwit and tea-party types is flowing in fabulously. We need these clueless morons (not just Mormons) to live the American dream. We are loving it. Life is seriously rich." Said Todd with a smirk.

What Todd says took on real meaning when Dick dicked Todd's wife this weekend. (Re: Earlier post). And Todd is fucking delighted. Who loves her? Todd did not admit if he is one (quite telling)! Who knows, says Todd! Whoever these morons are must be thanked for making my life rather luxurious.

Only in America! Todd did not hesitate to include his dimwit wife, for providing him a good life, as he checks out other chicks & hens, in the meantime. Todd also checks out cocks, and he did not deny it.


7/30/2012 2:05:28 PM

Todd confessed that going to chick-fil-a was torture because that is the only place where he can get a chick without the dimwit from I'll-ask-ya, whose house you can see from Russia, would not question him for his fidelity. The folks at large in I'll-ask-ya seem to know that this is a dodge by Todd to the dimwit, for he has been enjoying chicks & hens on the side (even cocks at times).


7/30/2012 1:48:09 PM

Willard was truly happy to reach Poland, after a disastrous trip to Britain and a reprieve in Israel. He was able to let lose and hang out, by telling Polish jokes to the Poles. This was apparently Willard's approach to insult the host through comedy, quite a different tact from the way he insulted the Brits, as-a-matter-of-fact big business boss who simply dictates.

Willard's campaign was quick to issue a press release, noting that Willard is obviously a regular guy. When questioned, the campaign refused to confirm if Willard is just an asshole or a "regular" asshole, since "regular" seems to be the emphasis of his moronic campaign. Check your venom, ASSHOLES, for I said moronic and NOT Mormon!


7/30/2012 12:55:58 PM

One death is tragic, but 1,000 are a statistic. So the adage goes.

When it comes to gaffes however, one is funny and 1,000 are a Willard!


7/29/2012 2:34:24 PM

Mitt Romney urged not to repeat McCain's Sarah Palin 'mistake'

This is a real headline from a serious newspaper. Wow! The right-wing experts are split on whether Willard even understand what this means. Many suggest, off the record of course, that Willard himself has been a mistake for the Republican party in this election cycle.


7/29/2012 1:37:35 PM

Oh, do please spare us the moral tirade. You may be a bishop in the Mormon church, but you are still a moron. We may not be as rich as you are, but we aren't as clueless as you are, either.

Willard went to Israel to teach us "moral imperatives." Sad to see this coming from a moron (and a Mormon) who: i) bullied a classmate in high school because he "looked" different, ii) had Seamus ride on the top of his family car, for hundreds of miles, when Willard was in his 30s, and iii) insulted his host country promptly after landing in Britain this week. The list indeed goes on, and on. These selected examples span the life of a privileged moron and Mormon, for who "moral imperatives" are for convenience, damn be his personal behavior all his life.


7/29/2012 1:07:39 PM

It must be pretty rough when even Dick dicks you! "Palin was a mistake," said Dick Cheney. Cheney refused to elaborate further on whether Palin was a mistake some 4 years or 48 years ago.


7/28/2012 2:56:38 PM

This is turning out to be fucking amusing: A Mormon (I did not say moron, to be clear!), who condemns Evangelism, Catholicism, Protestantism, and any other form of Christianity, goes to Israel to win over Americans for being good Jews and Christians. This moron (or Mormon) must have gone Willard: All shit, serious shit, all the time, but no clue!


7/28/2012 2:45:25 PM

"When you fuck up everything, like a non-political trip to England as a special ally, you better go to Israel to find support." A campaign spokesperson said of Willard. "We have no idea how much Willard understands a religion outside of the Mormon (NOT moronic) church, but we have no choice. We have to take him to Israel at this point, with the hope that he insults the local population less than he has done in the US and UK." The spokesperson went on, "We know a moron will be a moron, as we have one on our hands, but let's be cal ear that he is a Mormon too, who wears the magic Mormon underwear."


7/28/2012 1:28:37 PM

"I worked hard and made hundreds of millions. I didn't do that to want something rather common, like commonsense." Screamed Willard, as he was explaining why he doesn't care for common people who merely have commonsense.


7/28/2012 1:13:10 PM

One gaffe? Oops!

Two gaffes? Uh oh!

Three gaffes? Ouch!

Four gaffes? Jerk!

Five gaffes? Stupid!

Six gaffes? Dumber than dumb!

Seven gaffes? Asshole!

Eight gaffes or more? Willard!

PS. Willard went Willard on himself, in London. Did you notice? Yes, "going Willard" is trending to be the new term for a bumbling idiot.


7/27/2012 4:23:37 PM

Now comes a shade of truth, as much as you can get from Republicans. "We prefer charismatic and dumb candidates. They raise a lot of money by fooling others and they 'obey' what they are told."

Republicans are about to publish the 50 Shades of Republicans, ranging from mildly stupid to total Willard. Ann does not make it into this gospel, for they would need more than 50 shades to get to the extreme of how she slams Willard. Willard often complains about how he was used by Ann, not to mention how it hurts him physically in his behind and mentally all over.

Ann makes Willard go Seamus, more often than not, said a reliable source. This could be the first hint why Willard pees in his magic Mormon underwear and totally fucks up interviews when he is not given questions ahead of time, as Fox News does. "Willard  tried his best, damn it, when he fucked up in London." Said a key campaign adviser. "But like a scared puppy as Ann has trained him, Willard fucks up the reply to even a hello."


7/27/2012 3:59:05 PM

Approval ratings for both David Cameron (Prime Minster of Britain) and Boris Johnson (Mayor of London) reached unprecedented levels, after Willard opened his mouth during his visit to London, and the Brits realized how bad the shit could be.

Looking into poll results more carefully, Brits made such comments as: i) We are grateful that the US became a separate country before Willard was born, ii) The dumber Bush is starting to look good (We suspect they were referring to Dubya or W or Bubba), iii) Mitt is a twit (A headline later picked up by a Murdoch newspaper), iv) Willard needs a bloody foreign policy for just being in this world, and v) Mitt should go back to the hole he came out of (Ouch!).


7/27/2012 3:48:48 PM

Willard's campaign is in full gear. When asked about Willard and the AT&T ad on TV (Texting and driving.... it can wait!), they said that: 1) Willard did not drive to London but flew in a private jet, and 2) he did not text but insulted the country in-person and orally.


7/27/2012 3:27:29 PM

The ever-shrinking, somewhat sane segment of the Republican party is about ready to go Seamus on Willard. Who knew they like BDSM!


7/26/2012 4:44:32 PM

Willard vehemently asserted that he is a regular guys, except for bending over to the money-grabbing Ann. Off the record, a spokesman admitted that the campaign is worried about how raw Ann uses Willard's back-end, and it often shows up in different ways in Willard's public appearances.


7/26/2012 4:28:24 PM

We are learning more about the magic Mormon underwear. "When Willard pees in his pants in public settings, soaking pads of the magic underwear render Willard still presentable in public settings, despite the stink," said the Mormon church. "The underwear is designed to absorb the stink from his excretion but it can not contain the stink Willard spews from his mouth." Admitted the church.


7/26/2012 4:15:21 PM

So goddamn easy to blame the mental deficiency of Colorado murderer! What about your mental deficiency for supporting no restrictions on owning weapons? I mean, not just guns and assault weapons! The Colorado killer is mentally deficient, no doubt, but your mental deficiency is even more alarming, for allowing even more massive, more efficient and more devastating massacres. After all this, if you can sleep peacefully with your views, I would not see you in hell, I promise, for we have parted ways.


7/26/2012 4:06:20 PM

I wonder how the magic Mormon underwear would fly in Israel, as Willard tries his damnest to brandish his foreign policy credentials. In a way, it could be a relief for Israel that a Messiah was born - Joseph Smith, aka Joe Blow - who did not destroy Israel, and Armageddon did not happen, before Israel was born.

To my friends in Israel, who I visited and admire, stay sane and know that Willard is just another joker through your land - call him moron or Mormon - for he is a pretender.


7/26/2012 3:55:54 PM

Guns don't kill but people do. Killing by guns is made easier and more efficient by folks who think like this. I would totally with you if we were allowed to own tanks, fighter and bomber aircraft, and nukes. Where does this insanity stop? Don't you have any braincells, sir and/or madam?


7/26/2012 3:37:42 PM

Willard admitted, "I thought domestic policy was about living with 5 wives, as my grandfather did, and I thought foreign policy was about swinging. This presidential thing is way over my head. Don't worry, I have rich friends."


7/26/2012 3:16:09 PM

"What the fuck is common sense?" Asked Willard, "I am not common and I do not need their sense. I have worked too hard, bankrupted too many companies to make my hundreds of millions, and I am a bishop in the Mormon church who wears the magic Mormon underwear."


7/26/2012 3:10:58 PM

Willard is puzzled when folks talk about domestic and foreign policy. "It is obvious that  domestic policy is about the domestics (those illegal migrants who I employ at my many houses) and foreign policy is about foreigners (those who are different). I do not have to be concerned about either." Said Willard.


7/26/2012 3:05:26 PM

Willard asked his campaign staff for a map, after David Cameron, the Prime Minister of Britain said that holding Olympics in the middle of nowhere is easy. Both Willard and his campaign were unable to find the  "middle of nowhere" until someone mentioned Utah.


7/26/2012 2:52:38 PM

Willard is screaming bloody murder on the focus of presidential debates. "As a Mormon and specifically as a bishop of the Mormon church, I was expected to have 4 more wives as domestics. I rejected that, being the hip modern man that I am, who is not beholden to the Mormon church. Now one debate is supposed to be on domestic issues. This is fundamentally unfair." Said Willard.


7/26/2012 2:33:25 PM

Bachmann is Exhibit A for what happens when a straight woman marries a gay man, no matter how fucked up she was or is, prior to marriage.


7/26/2012 2:12:39 PM

Amusing how conservatives think that a dick is a "loaded weapon" - Do I hear amen to family values! - yet the same nutcases support loaded guns, loaded assault weapons and one hundred round magazines for the loading! I would not even mention here how the pious pudgy Newt cheated on his wife while she was on her death bed, and obviously - you guessed it - preached "values." The stupid would be stupid, said Einstein, and the conservative nutcases proved him right, yet again, in this election cycle.

We are well on our way to figure out how the brain works but cracking the code for fucked up brains would be a much bigger challenge, say researchers.


7/26/2012 1:53:15 PM

"I know many dimwit Americans think that Obama is not a Christian. Just thinking is not enough, you need facts. I know for a fact that most Americans are not Mormons. Being a Bishop of the Mormon church, I must tell you that all you non-Mormons are going to hell. Take that you evangelical morons, since you are not Mormon! How does it feel now, because I know you will vote for me anyway, even when I condemn you to hell? That joke is on you. Great to have such a large population of the stupid for winning an election! Yes, I am wearing my magic Mormon underwear, before you ask." Said Willard.


7/26/2012 1:28:39 PM

The Oxford Literary Society in Britain launched a crack team to either identify existing words or create new words for cultural use, because dumb and stupid do not adequately describe Willard.


7/26/2012 1:06:57 PM

Patient zero for the "foot in mouth" disease has been identified. And it is -- drum roll, please -- Willard! The magic Mormon underwear seems to have had a major impact, researchers say! They added, "The debate between nature and nurture would go on, we know, but this one can be proven to have a direct relationship with nurture."

FYI, the trending topic on Twitter right now is: #romneyshambles! Way to go Willard, on your first foreign policy tour! I wonder if you would get a chance to promote the magic Mormon underwear worldwide. Sales are already down dramatically, reports the Mormon church, due to Willards's limp performance.


7/25/2012 5:54:36 PM

Willard reacted violently to "failure is not an option."

"Wait till I get to the White House. I know the economy. Eliminating American jobs is the key." Said Willard. "Most companies went bankrupt and I made a lot of money, like hundreds of millions. Don't you ever tell me that failure is an option. Failure is what made me uber-rich, and America a great country. And, fuck you!"

The campaign was startled but came along when the like-minded in his campaign understood what Willard meant. The campaign said. "Willard made hundreds of millions by bankrupting only a few American companies. Imagine how much money we can make by bankrupting America!"

The Tea Party and the Republican Party felt great, after learning how America can be screwed with Willard's ideas, for LOTS of money. Boehner, the orange- colored boner, was last seen licking bones hoping to find the treasure Willard promised in his magic Mormon underwear. It is not clear if Boehner was sucking on Willard's boner through his magic underwear, although the crowd said that Willard said he has never been sucked like this, even with Ann, for Ann always rammed him from behind.


7/25/2012 5:35:29 PM

Obama and Willard both agree that the stupid matter in the presidential election. Both assholes agree that the they are campaigning for the stupid. Both campaigns were somewhat shy to admit that the stupid would determine the outcome, and that's who they are campaigning for. Both pray to the Lord (of their own kind) to win over the stupid. Neither however wished to be associated with the pudgy adulterer asshole Newt and his friend Michele Bachmann.


7/25/2012 5:13:04 PM

When challenged, the gay husband of Michele Bachmann admitted that they turned the lights out to breed. "When it is dark, a hole is a hole," said Michele's gay husband.


7/25/2012 5:02:37 PM

Christian Bales showed up in Colorado. He was the asshole as always! Stay the most stupid asshole,  Bales!


7/25/2012 4:53:54 PM

The so-called experts try to explain how Michele Bachmann represents a segment of the Republican Party. I wish they would just come out and say that that segment she represents is motherfucking fucked up, like the Colorado shooter. And, that is before they ever had a clue that her husband is to totally gay! Wonder what this segment would do when they learn about her desires for breeding with a gay! Oh Lord, please help us!


7/25/2012 4:22:55 PM

Michele Bachmann just launched a new campaign: 6-6-6. It seems to be an obvious way to latch on to the Herman Cain's campaign of 9-9-9. Before too long, Michele's gay husband denied any connection between 6's and 9's. Michele's gay husband acknowledged experiencing 69 in the gay context but he simply could not fathom it in the hetro context.

Michele's gay husband was quick to quote the Bible (Do I hear Amen?): The Bible has fucked me royally for my gay ways but I would be damned to accept the Bible for the fraud my wife and I have propagated. At some point, relying on Bible fails to make us millions, said Michele's gay husband. (Do I hear Amen?)

Michele's husband also mentioned Cain's race, which I rather not expound upon. It is however not much different from the gay phobia that her husband has. Michele and her husband share similar phobias, we have learned. So does the pudgy Newt, who I have already written about, if you care to read.


7/25/2012 4:16:09 PM

A Republican campaign strategist tried his damnest to help out Michele Bachmann when he said that the dimwit "Michele Bachmann is a fool." Michele's office promptly released a statement that she obviously has her supporters who believe in her. When asked, the spokesperson did not deny that Michele the dimwit lives in a parallel universe.


7/25/2012 4:06:52 PM

BREAKING NEWS: New & Improved Magic Mormon Underwear

We learn after Willard went to London, for the Olympics, that the Mormon Church gave Willard a new & improved underwear to be safer and come across as less stupid. You can not blame the Mormon church for trying its damnest, while acknowledging Willard's propensity to bend over to Ann and being downright stupid. Is there a difference between the two? The Church was left speechless, when probed!


7/25/2012 3:54:17 PM

What the fuck is wrong with folks who see no end in sight? Look at the pudgy adulterer Newt, dimwit Bachmann from MN, and the twit from I'll-ask-ya whose house you can see from Russia. If that is not the end of the world, you would never find one. But I am glad that you do not see it that way, for the world is much bigger than the assholes who escaped weeding out through Darwinism. The bimbos I mentioned do not believe in Darwinism, obviously. Yep, they are the aberration, on their way to extinction! Keep smiling! There is a better world to come, devoid of the assholes that I mentioned.


7/25/2012 3:44:22 PM

Would someone tell Ron Christie that slavery was outlawed a few decades and he does not have to carry water for those who damn him? Thank you!


7/25/2012 3:15:26 PM

Pudgy adulterer Newt to the rescue of dimwit Michele Bachmann! Newt said, “Michele did not imply anything. She was only asking a question whether foreign operatives have infiltrated the US government, such as a top aide to Hillary Clinton in the State Department.”

Don't you have no shame, Sir! I am of course being polite to an asshole like you. I have a few questions for you, not that I have made a judgment. Of course not! I am just asking as Michele did:

Do you always like to screw brainless bimbos, like your "current" wife?

How much has your current platinum-bimbo cost you, so far? How much did you pay her to spread for you? We do all know a tiny bit about your Tiffany’s “revolving credit account,” after all. Have you always had to pay for bimbos you slept with? We know that your looks and arrogance are not the most appealing aspects.

How many women have you screwed on the side in your 3 marriages?

When did the death bed of your partner prevent you from screwing other bimbos? Death to your women seems like a nice way for you to go on screwing other bimbos, doesn’t it?

When was your last gay relationship?

What did you do to your own sister to “turn her gay,” since you believe it is only a choice and “natural”? For the record, I do not believe that being gay is an on/off switch, but this asshole does. And we also know that Newt’s sister hates this pudgy bastard.

How old were you when you last sucked your mother’s nipples? Did you touch or suck anything else? How “deep” was your relationship with your mother?

Do any of your offsprings admire you, beyond the realm of inappropriate touching, or even screwing? Where are they? Have they all adopted "family love?"

When was the last time you were ashamed of being a natural asshole?

When did your parents and family disown you for being an asshole?

When did you have a donkey up your behind? How did it feel?

Do you feel that you were born as an asshole or did your circumstances relating to the questions above make you one?

How do you satisfy your dog, that is not fixed? What role does your current bimbo play in it?

Does stupidity or arrogance come naturally to you? I bet there is a book that you can write, as you have written many others, to milk the dumb.

What is your bra size now? Given you pudgy side, your boobies seem larger than those of the platinum-blonde slut you have now.

How young were you when you lost your virginity to a family member? Who was it? Was it your mother? Did you breed her?

How often do you stick your head up your ass and spew the stink, to the world at large?

What makes you the leader of motherfuckers in the Republican party?

At the end, do you have no shame, sir?


7/24/2012 4:28:22 PM

Be it declared without equivocation that Willard can read a speech written by his advisers, albeit it poorly! The real-American, as the dimwit from I'll-ask-ya whose house you can see from Russia would say, is out of touch and shows how the dumb gets dumber.


7/24/2012 4:23:37 PM

Does the magic Mormon underwear have strings? I am still researching. It attracts my attention when someone on TV says that Willard is trying to pull strings. I bet Ann knows!


7/24/2012 4:20:14 PM

Why do some say that "I am picky"? Is it to show that they are superior? If so, it is sad. I assume that everyone would be picky and find a match that works. Some things are obviously understood. But, when someone has to state the blindingly obvious, you begin to wonder their state of mind, for it might make them feel superior or better about themselves.


7/24/2012 3:48:14 PM

BREAKING NEWS: Tiffany's revoked pudgy serial-adulterer Newt's account today.

Not surprisingly, the broken Humpty Dumpty Newt blamed communism and Islamic infiltration in the ranks of the US government and Obama, for his misfortune. "I can withstand a lot," said angry Newt (Have you seen him otherwise?), "but I can not stand for anything that would keep good stuff from my platinum-blonde bimbo." For the record, the platinum-blonde bimbo that Newt referred to is his former secretary who he was screwing when Newt's wife was on the death bed in a hospital. Of course, Newt went on to marry this bimbo, as his 3rd wife, all within the confines of the family values that Newt pontificates.


7/24/2012 2:46:14 PM

To the rescue of brain-impaired Michele Bachmann comes the pudgy adulterer Newt! Why should it be a news! When dimwits bang their heads together in agreement, it doesn't hurt them, for they lack any grey matter.


7/24/2012 2:35:08 PM

Astounding! "I can not talk to you because of your political views," said a dimwit here on CM. Instead of offering any thoughtful insights, the bimbo was off to the lala land with her beliefs. She is Exhibit 1 for Darwinism not being able to eliminate the stupid among us fast enough. For all I know, such dimwits don't believe in Darwinismto begin with,  for it threatens their flock. When politics become religion, Armageddon must be on its way.

Everybody with same views would make for a rather boring world. Being able to discuss and debate, while presenting a cogent point-of-view can make for mutual learning and growing. But then again, dimwits here are too far gone for an enlightening discussion.

PS. The amusement continues. Turns out that she is unemployed, uneducated and on welfare, yet she is for the tax cut for billionaires and 2nd amendment. Not that they are wrong, but when the thinking is outsourced, as Willard loves to do, the combination of stupidity and lack of awareness can be dangerous.


7/24/2012 2:06:24 PM

"Of course Willard has not convictions on his own," said a campaign spokesperson, "for he has never been convicted."


7/24/2012 2:04:53 PM

Willard is following the traditional Republic, chicken-hawk shit, demanding action in Iran and Syria. The same assholes found ways to escape serving in the military, even during the Vietnam draft, but are hell-bent on sending Americans to war, their death and dismemberment. "Willard can see a loophole from a mile," said a campaign spokesperson, "like he has done with is tax returns."


7/24/2012 1:59:12 PM

Even the almighty and peaceful Buddha said, "Sometimes you just have to say, fuck it."


7/24/2012 1:44:17 PM

Willard talking about moral courage is like a buffoon sucking on eucalyptus!


7/24/2012 1:41:21 PM

Colin Powell presented the greatest challenge to Willard's campaign to-date when he said, "Com'on Mitt, think!." Hearing what General Powell said, Willard quickly went to get fitted with a new magic Mormon underwear.


7/24/2012 1:33:41 PM

Steve Doocy's last name was derived from a bloodline of douchebags.


7/24/2012 12:53:42 PM

If journey is the destination, I'm 'fraid you will never reach your destination!


7/23/2012 4:20:45 PM

We do indeed need gun control. It is not one single silver-bullet solution, however. We need asshole control too! That is, no one-dimensional approach is right, for we need a comprehensive solution to arrest insanity. Stay out of the sanity discussion, you motherfucking Tea Party assholes.


7/23/2012 3:15:37 PM

While condemning the fame that someone like the Colorado mass-murder seeks, the motherfuckking cable channels are putting it on 24/7. You begin to wonder who is sicker!


7/23/2012 3:08:14 PM

I would sooo love the analysts/specialist on TV who tell us how to stop the fuck-up in Colorado, as opposed to being smart-asses about why it happened. The same assholes were on TV when Columbine happened. And we are here again. They haven't a fucking clue, but they are like preachers who defend Jesus when shit happens.


7/23/2012 3:00:47 PM

Did you see Bristol's son call his aunt a faggot, on the reality TV show? How beautiful, the family values are coming through! More notably, the dimwit from I'll-ask-ya, whose house you can see from Russia, didn't condemn it, for it totally reflects the family values in which her own daughters were brought up.


7/23/2012 2:48:47 PM

So sad to hear that Sally Ride passed away. My alma mater and I would miss her dearly. Thank you Sally for your contributions. You were indeed a shining light. Be our angel, in another dimension. Thank you! RIP Sally!


7/23/2012 2:39:44 PM

I wish the Paterno family would just go away. Shut up and enjoy the millions your "papa" made for you from running a sex ring for pedos. GO AWAY! You serve no purpose. The only reason you have a voice is because of your pedo-supporting, if not pedo-encouraging, papa. Don't you have any shame! Don't hurt the victims anymore. Don't act like your papa.


7/23/2012 2:33:16 PM

BREAKING NEWS: A global report concludes that Darwinism to weed out the stupid is the slowest in the US, and by a long margin. They cite the Tea Party dimwits as Exhibit 1.


7/23/2012 2:19:21 PM

No question that the tragedy in Colorado is horrendous. That does not make the victims or their families/friends experts on the national policy. They are being used as pawns for filling the airtime on TV. They would be just as irrelevant as they were before, in about 3 days. It is however sad to see the victims and their families seeking their 15 minutes of fame. Only in America!


7/23/2012 2:16:39 PM

"We have to seriously consider Michele Bachmann as a prominent leader of the Tea Party," said a spokes-dimwit, "for we already knew she is dumb but now she has proven to be dangerous. The only outstanding issue is how may more dangerous assholes she can bring to the party."


7/23/2012 2:10:50 PM

Bad news for the Tea Party: Insanity defense works in less that 2% of the cases.


7/23/2012 2:08:56 PM

What the heck does "shapely" mean? Everything has a shape. So everything is shapely. QED


7/23/2012 1:51:12 PM

Houston, we have the Tea Party!

Response: We can't hear you. Please stay there until further notice.


7/23/2012 1:42:28 PM

The magic Mormon underwear is so foreign to most Americans that I hope Obama addresses it in one of his foreign policy speeches.


7/23/2012 1:35:54 PM

The Tea Party has greatly extended my patience. When I get frustrated with someone, I pause and think, and often realize that they are a fucking genius vis-a-vis any Tea Party buffoon.

Heck, the Tea Party makes me feel that Bubba (aka "W") was not as big an a-hole as I thought. After all, Bubba only: i) destroyed out economy, ii) launched unnecessary wars in which he had thousands of Americans killed, tens of thousands of Americans maimed, and hundreds of thousands of civilians killed, and iii) claimed to be a patriot, and iv) the dimwit from I'll-ask-ya, whose house you can see from Russia, called him a real American.


7/23/2012 11:00:40 AM

Tea Party Demands Removal of Fire Engines

"Our demand is based sound reasoning and solid facts." Said a leader of the Tea Party nutcases. "Communists are red. Fire engines are red. So, fire engines must be communists. And, communists have no place in our government." Glenn Beck agreed.


7/22/2012 4:18:13 PM

Why does "goodbye" mean nothing good, for it is the end of the line?


7/22/2012 4:06:50 PM

Even a single hole in your life can make a difference, as Ernie Els showed today in The Open. Love the holes you have and work them, before you go looking for others! And, NEVER give up on a hole when you really need/want it!


7/22/2012 3:58:59 PM

BREAKING NEWS: A retard at Harvard is doing his doctoral dissertation on the difference between stupid and fucking stupid.


7/22/2012 3:43:03 PM

Turns out that the Catholic Church canonizes. With cannons, of course! Oh wait, I mean without! The Mormon Church, on the other hand, demands its morons to wear the magic underwear. Shit, I meant its Mormons.

I wonder if the Mormon Church is against the 2nd amendment. The Catholic church obviously doesn't hold back. Fuck the guns, the Catholic church goes for cannons.

When the Mormon church fights back with its underwear, they can not possibly be serious about the 2nd amendment. No wonder, Willard is so queasy in his magic Mormon underwear, after the Colorado massacre.


7/22/2012 3:13:44 PM

The milkyway has nothing to do with cows or delivery of milk or your grocery store!

Oh you sick-heads, the milkyway is not about the lactation fetish either!


7/22/2012 1:26:01 PM

"Analyze" is not related to anal in any way, shape or form!


7/22/2012 1:15:22 PM

World would be sooo boring without idiots. Where would all the jokes come from, otherwise!


7/22/2012 1:10:11 PM

Dogma is about a "ma" whose child developed some rigid beliefs, despite her best efforts. Then, she coined the term, "ideology," to warn others that only idiots believe while others think to moderate their views in the face of reality.


7/22/2012 1:01:48 PM

"Getting out of hand" is not about a guy jacking off and lost control, and ended up spraying on his keyboard!


7/22/2012 12:59:48 PM

WTF is organic sex? Is it about organs or produce? This organic movement is going where no one has gone before, as some sci-fi thingie would say.


7/21/2012 12:40:27 PM

My wish list is rather simple. Only 3 items:

  1. My 1st dream,
  2. My 2nd dream, and
  3. My 3rd dream.

7/20/2012 4:17:28 PM

Cable networks are feasting on the tragedy in Colorado, while sharing their disgust at what happened. So fucking amusing!

Cable networks are not known historically for projecting any intellect. But it is not too complicated. A fucked-up, sad soul got guns - meaning more than one or two - without any restrictions. He bought the ammo and blew up humans. What's so fucking complicated? Wake up folks. Yeah, the cable channels never will go there, for "what bleeds, leads" for them. The first line of defense is indeed sane gun ownership. You may never understand it if you are for the magic Mormon underwear, or you can indeed spell NRA but sold your soul. Jesus may be able to help you but not if you bow to the church of the NRA or Mormon.


7/20/2012 3:52:48 PM

Democracy is indeed the best system ever found in human civilization. No denying it, no way of getting around it! The only outstanding challenge left for democracy is how to deal with the stupid. Darwin offers immense hope for weeding out the stupid, when you have millions of years. In the meantime, we are left with Michele Bachmann (And the Republican party!).


7/20/2012 3:45:31 PM

"Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Very true! Just one problem with this argument: People with guns kill more people, more efficiently!


7/20/2012 3:37:31 PM

So fucking amusing when politicians want to express their sense of outrage, sadness and national unity! The same motherfucking politicians suck up to the NRA. They would happily give bazookas to murderers be even more efficient. Spare me your fraudulent emotional outrage, with magic Mormon underwear, please!


7/20/2012 2:46:27 PM

Despite the Secret Service protection, Willard doubled up on his magic Mormon underwear, after hearing about the Colorado massacre but before making a public statement, as sources inside the campaign confirm.

Ann was pissed. She said that getting to Willard was not easy, as it is. Ann also confirmed that Willard bends over nicely, when "ordered." Ann admitted that she trained him to obey from when Willard was a teen. "Fuck Grey," said Ann, "for I trained that puppy decades before the book came out."

Campaign sources confirm that Ann is struggling to determine if Willard is just a moron or Mormon or both. To be on the safe side, Willard's campaign applied for the trademark, "Moronic Mormom," noting that the money-grabbing, fake blonde Ann may take a VERY long time to figure out her conundrum. "We can not wait for Ann to make up her less-that-bright mind. Owning the trademark is about being safe," said the campaign.


7/20/2012 2:31:22 PM

BREAKING NEWS: Bubba ("W") to skip the GOP convention! Now we are learning that being a moron is not adequate, you have to be a Mormon.

UPDATE: Bubba offered to even wear the magic Mormon underwear.


7/20/2012 2:26:45 PM

Tragedy in Colorado, indeed! Beyond that, why do these MF'ers come on TV to analyze and tell us what happened? I wish they were actually good, to prevent tragedies like this, instead of analyzing after the fact.

Stop pulling stuff out off your behind. If you really know, do something about prevention. Reminds me: Those who can, do. Those who can not, teach. Those who can teach, teach gym.


7/20/2012 1:43:45 PM

Not all dirty blondes are dirty blondes!


7/20/2012 1:27:25 PM

Walls are not for throwing shit at them! So, where did the expression "throwing shit against the wall" come from?


7/20/2012 1:10:40 PM

Nightmare has nothing to do with when you met a female horse at night, regardless of what you were up to!


7/20/2012 1:09:47 PM

Flashback has nothing to do with when someone mooned you!


7/16/2012 5:09:19 PM

Online sales of the magic Mormon underwear are falling dramatically, thanks to Willard's performance (or no performance at all). The LDS Church admitted a huge loss from declining sales.

FU, the Mormon underwear is real. I am not making it up. Just Google.


7/16/2012 5:07:36 PM

The LDS Church just confirmed that the magic Mormon underwear is quite capable of containing arrogance. When asked about Willard in particular and his ability to contain his arrogance, the church official were left speechless.


7/16/2012 5:04:04 PM

The cutting-edge zoo in the world, the San Diego Zoo, has accepted Rush Limbaugh as the next exotic animal. Rush would have this cam and mic, while they assess his condition of being an utter misfit.

I have faith in the SD Zoo. They have worked miracles, but I do confess that I am concerned about their ability to reign in Rush. Oh, I certainly would not want them to breed his offsprings, as the Zoo does typically for endangered species. Some species must be let go.


7/16/2012 4:52:38 PM

When the dimwit from I'll-ask-ya, whose house you can see from Russia, calls Michele Bachmann a lowlife, you have to pay attention to the battle of lunacy, if nothing else. This could get interesting. If nothing else, we can shall learn that Darwinism takes a long time, to weed out the stupid. Sadly, the stupid are multiplying at an accelerated pace.


7/16/2012 4:39:18 PM

I agree with the folks from the right and the left, for more transparency from Willard. I have only one request: PLEASE spare me the magic Mormon underwear.


7/16/2012 4:15:17 PM

Willard retired retroactively in 2002 from a job in 1999. So precious! I wonder if I could get a retroactive health or auto insurance! Willard and Co. wants to deny such actions in real-time, but Willard is proud of retiring retroactively. Sounds like the magic Mormon underwear does have magical power, not least of which is time travel, for rich morons.


7/15/2012 3:25:38 PM

"I don't know what the fuss is about Penn State. Sounds like a great day in the Mormon Church." Said Willard. Willard's campaign was quick to insist that Willard is a common man, in touch with real America. If you recall, the term "real America" came from the dimwit from I'll-ask-ya whose house you can see from Russia.

At last check, Willard's campaign was trying to setup a trip for Willard to visit Sandusky in the slammer. It is unclear if Willard will take his grandsons for the visit, since Willard's sons are too old for Sandusky's taste.


7/15/2012 3:23:23 PM

"Willard is a total moron, but not because he is a Mormon," insists the Mormon Church.


7/15/2012 3:19:55 PM

The LDS Church as assembled a crack team of researchers to upgrade Willard's magic Mormon underwear, fearing that the current underwear is not strong enough, after the church was told that Willard's behind is bleeding from campaign attacks.


7/15/2012 2:31:25 PM

"Making love out of nothing at all," the song by Air Supply, is about masturbation! The dudes wrote the song as they were running out of real air supply while "working it." Many folks related to it and the song remained in the Top 10 for months.


7/15/2012 2:24:16 PM

BREAKING NEWS: Merger negotiations between the LDS Church and the Church of Scientology have broken off. The two side could not agree on the fraud to perpetuate together - whether one by Joseph Smith (aka Joe Blow) or the one by L. Ron Hubbard (aka Loser 'R Himself), or a combination of the two.

We are now learning that Willard intervened to say that there is not enough money to be made by taking the Church of Scientology into bankruptcy, after borrowing other people's money and outsourcing a cult. Tom Cruise and John Travolta have not replied to repeated requests to comment on how shitty their church has been treated. However, a spokesman for the Church of Scientology did not hold back much by calling LDS a cult older than Scientology. The pissed-off spokesman went to to say that at least their church members are not stupid enough to wear a magic underwear, as morons do. We suspect that the spokesman was referring to Mormons when he said morons.

The statement by the Church of Scientology really upset Mormons, it seems. The LDS spokesman fired back, "Willard and Ann have at least stayed together as a couple in public view, granted Ann has been there for money and hates Willard, unlike Tomcat who broke up just last week. We value the devotion to church. Misery befalls everyone, as it has between Willard and Ann, but they are troopers for taking it up their behind, something Tomcat were unwilling to do for their church."

The spokesman for the Church of Scientology then went off-record to admit that both Tom Cruise and John Travolta take it up their behind, contrary to the Church's beliefs. Thus he could not admit it publicly as the LDS did about Willard and Ann taking it up their behind for the Church.


7/15/2012 1:35:13 PM

You know the challenge ahead when your partner says "I love you" for the first time and local authorities soon thereafter issue the "spare the air" warning due to pollution.


7/15/2012 1:13:53 PM

Grooming totally demolished the old saying, arguably from Woody Allen, from back in the day when rocks were soft and people had ESP (not ESPN): A push in the bush is better than two in hand.


7/15/2012 12:48:02 PM

A top Romney campaign adviser said today that Willard retired "retroactively" in 2001 from a job at Bain in 1999. Such are the powers of "magic" Mormon underwear! Folks, I am not making up the shit about the Mormon underwear. Feel free to Google!

Willard subsequently declared that inbreeding in the Mormon church stopped last month, of course retroactively. Willard indeed has the power to make such things happen, even retroactively, because Willard is a bishop in the Mormon church and wears the magic underwear.

Elvis sightings are now being put in a new perspective, with this approach of Willard's campaign. The world is still waiting when Elvis would be declared dead retroactively. "Elvis must be either dead or alive. The retroactive approach does not apply here," experts fired back, "because no one claims that Elvis wore the magic Mormon underwear." Experts then conceded that Elvis did enjoy polygamy as in the Mormon church. Willard then immediately and retroactively ended polygamy in the Mormon church last week.


7/13/2012 7:44:23 PM

Only in America and especially on the Food Network, that losers of competitions become judges!

Reminds me of an old saying: "Those who can, do. Those who can not, teach. Those who can not teach, teach gym." And on the Food Network: If you can not cook, you can judge! It surely is in line with the saying that you don't have to get married to know what an institution is, because you can always judge and laugh at those who are institutionalized.


7/13/2012 5:13:06 PM

Willard's campaign finally tried to get ahead of the Bain story. Willard appeared for 5 TV interviews today. Now the campaign is worried that Willard may have become a roadkill by trying to get ahead of the story. Willard told his campaign, "This hurt as much as when the Supreme Court raped my behind with the healthcare decision."


7/13/2012 5:07:41 PM

Willard had a great comeback to Obama saying that buck stops with Willard.

"That is a challenge I love. I have a lot of bucks. Some stopped in Switzerland, some in the Caymans, some in Bermuda, some in Luxemburg, and some I don't even know where. What I do know is that most of them would never stop in the US. I have the power to stop bucks wherever I choose." Said Willard.


7/13/2012 4:48:18 PM

Nice to see some Republican elders jumping in to help Willard! Even much despised Bubba, aka George "W" Bush, warned Willard that he is misunderestimating his misunderestimate of the current crisis of personal physics. Bubba's advsiors later corrected what Bubba said, saying that Bubba meant economics, or something that rhymes with it.


7/13/2012 4:31:37 PM

"This is THE church of Mormons, not morons." The statement from the Church of LDS continues. "The church has called an emergency meeting to address the worthiness of Willard being a member, let alone a bishop, after Willard's repeated 'buffoon moments' on the campaign trail."


7/13/2012 4:25:22 PM

Wonder when Willard will pull a McCain! Remember McCain suspended his campaign because of the economic crisis? Being a true patriot, McCain at least wished to address a national issue of immense importance. Willard my have to suspend his campaign to address a different kind of economic crisis - his own - for not being able to explain the web of lies he has spread about his personal finances.


7/13/2012 4:03:05 PM

From Willard to weird! No, I am not talking about the confusion between Mormon and moron.

It is generally well understood in politics - and even in personal life - that when "when you are splainin', you are losin'." And, when you are splainin' poorly, you are losing by an even wider margin. Unable to explain his relationship with Bain after Feb 1999, Willard invoked the "I don't recall" defense.


Put it differently, when you are caught up in your own underwear, you are losing. But when you have the Mormon underwear, it is even worse. Folks, I am not making it up for the Mormon underwear, you can Google it. While researching, keep in mind that Willard, is a bishop in the Mormon church, who obeys church edicts rather religiously.


7/12/2012 4:53:39 PM

Motherfucking Jay Paterno, hope you die a painful death! You matter only because of your father. Your father abetted child abuse. Take that, you fucking moron! NEVER appear on TV to defend your father's conduct, for you probably feel the same about child abuse as your father did. I just wish you and your family just go away, if not locked up forever, for enjoying the millions you enjoyed from the child abuse. Shut the fuck up!

You motherfucker, your best defense on CNN is that Jerry was never charged! I rest my case for you and your motherfucking family, enjoying the fruits of the most heinous crimes.

Again, I hope you and your family die a most painful death. Just go away, you motherfucker!


7/12/2012 4:44:41 PM

"What's a hoodie," asked Willard, when reporters asked him about the Zimmerman case. Willard then went on to repeat many times that he is "normal." One can not ignore but admit how reporters were spinning their heads, wondering if Willard is from the same planet, let alone being from the country.


7/12/2012 4:28:13 PM

The LDS church has been quite active in many political campaigns, especially in California. The church was seriously worked up on the same-sex marriage issue. Now the church is silent, when one of their bishops is running for the highest office.

"We support Mormons in general, but we reserve the right to stay away from a moron," Said a church official when asked about not promoting Willard aggressively. "Just because he wears the Mormon underwear, at least that's what he tells us, doesn't mean we can not recognize a moron, when we see one." One wonders how much the church knows about the Willard taking it up his behind from Ann. Probably a lot more than we do!

The latest reports indicate that Willard is negotiating with the Church, pleading rather vigorously, that just because Ann uses his behind does not make him gay. Church officials seem disturbed by Willard's admission that he likes how Ann uses his behind.


7/12/2012 4:14:28 PM

"Of course it hurts when my daughter can sleep around, breed with anyone and have her own TV show. It hurts to know that it is past my time because I can only sleep around but can no longer breed." Said the dimwit from I'll-ask-ya, whose house you can see from Russia. Even the most partisan were saddened by her inability to accept reality, not to mention her lack of grey matter.


7/12/2012 3:58:46 PM

The dimwit from I'll-ask-ya - yep, the one whose house you can see from Russia - is all worked up, telling Willard to "Set hair on fire." This hair-brain is really becoming shrill because no one gives a damn about what she says. She is showing what the sane always knew: Being ignored is painful and thus the ignored become more shrill to attract attention, like little kids.

Insiders say that the dimwit feels really hurt when even the dimwits on Fox call her a dimwit. Folks, there is indeed a pecking order, even among the dimwits. Fox folks are implying that she may soon reach the dimwit-in-chief status, if she doesn't shut up.


7/12/2012 3:54:18 PM

Willard has stayed away from making any comments on the Sandusky scandal. Inside sources say that Willard is uncomfortable in condemning Sandusky because his would be a rather common and normal behavior in the church of which Willard is a bishop.


7/12/2012 3:48:02 PM

Unnamed sources from Willard's campaign now confirm that the Mormon underwear may indeed be responsible for Willard having only 5 kids and merely one wife. This is quite in contrast to Willard's grandfather who had 5 wives.

Yes Virginia, there is indeed the Mormon underwear. Just Google to lean more!


7/12/2012 3:27:35 PM

The right-wing, as well as the left-wing, blogosphere is ranting about how Willard is so caught up in his underwear.

As a bishop of the Mormon church, Willard fired back: "I many be a moron [Amen, there is an admission of the blindingly obvious!] but I am a Mormon too. I may be getting caught up in my underwear but the Mormon underwear was designed by the messiah. [We wonder if the Messiah did so in his free time.] And it is rather expensive, damn it, and of course only folks like me can afford it. So you would never understand it."

A Google search after Willard's comments confirmed that there is indeed the Mormon underwear.

Speculations started swirling immediately if Willard has a messianic complex. This brought back the memories of what Ann said publicly on TV, "It is our time." Morons and Mormons alike are now afraid that Willard and his pampered wife think that Willard is the messiah, sent to save not just America but the world. Calls to Joseph Smith, aka Joe Blow, went unanswered.

I would encourage all of you to not fall to the depths of calling Ann a bimbo with platinum body and tinfoil mind. I can assure you that it is not true. For one, she aint got no platinum body!


7/11/2012 4:41:46 PM

Holy f'ing Lord! Sorry, Lord, I called you name in vain; that is, in the name of right-wing nuts in my country. Hope you forgive me.

Doing the same thing over 33 times - as the Republican nuts did in the House today - is the definition of stupidity, 33 times over, per none other than Einstein.

Oh yeah, the right wing nuts would kick Einstein too, and kiss morons (Mormons), for their earth was born some 5,000 years ago. You can fix a lot, but fixing stupid, especially in the US, is totally hard. Good Lord, please give us the strength to deal with the stupid, for rooting them out would take a lot longer than their idea of the age of earth.


7/11/2012 4:20:33 PM

So fucking amusing, from a right-wing nut on TV: We do not believe that we are the only retards. They may be retards elsewhere. Just because we have not found them yet does not mean that they don't exist.

For being a self-confessed right-wing retard, he made sense, I reckon.


7/11/2012 4:09:18 PM

I am so with Willard when he said today that he wants to eliminate every non-essential, expensive program. Let's go with it. Willard is a rather expensive and non-essential program, if not entirely an amusing experiment.

Yeah, you tea-party dimwit, a billion here and a billion there does add up.  You were born to lick ass. We have a program for that too. Go to every restroom you can find, and lick every seat. Beyond that, if your ass-kissing fetish is left unsatisfied, we shall create more programs for you. Promise!


7/11/2012 3:54:04 PM

Willard was quite at unease when asked about "defending himself."

"Ann never allowed me to do that. And now she is kicking my behind to do just what she prevented me from doing, for several decades. I am trying. It is not easy. I can defend a lot but defending my behind, from how Ann has used it for decades, is not something that comes naturally for me."

Right-wing nuts went - guess what? - nuts. They were outraged while being sympathetic. They said that they have only one horse in the race, as Ann has her only one horse in the Olympics Dressage, albeit bought with Willard's money. And the right-wing nuts lamented: Ann got her money from Willard, and we are just suckers promoting Willard, hoping to get some money in return, in the future.


7/11/2012 3:44:39 PM

"What the fuck are you talking about when you say backlash. Ann lashes by back everyday, if not more than once a day." Said Willard, as he looked all down and out. Commentators are wondering about Willard's state of mind, without mentioning the state of his behind.


7/11/2012 3:39:12 PM

Breaking News: Some form of humans do still live in Mississippi. "They may be totally dumb and stupid, but we have to try our best to treat them as humans, until further analysis." Said the Department of Homeland Security. "A federal judge is considering their acceptance into the human race, after the abortion bill they passed. We just hope that the judge from Mississippi is more human than stupid ."


7/11/2012 3:29:06 PM

Asked about the doughnut hole in the coverage for seniors, Willard quickly grabbed his behind. He was forthcoming with his reasons, however. "When Ann talks about the doughnut hole, she typically has a strap-on, which she calls fun. I hate it. She then slams it pretty hard right into my behind." Said Willard.

Looking for Willard to connect with real people? Dream on! Even Willard's campaign sent out a message to the aliens, "Houston, we have a problem. More than that, we have a moron (oops, Mormon)." This message came right back to Houston, where scientifically, only human are known to exist, and was thus made public.


7/11/2012 3:22:05 PM

Polls are now saying that Willard's pole is erected by Viagra! Oh yeah, the platinum face and tinfoil mind!

Nah, he is smart, they tell us, but he just doesn't get it. And that is the best Willard's campaign could offer, on the news. I am beginning to wonder if Willard is a Bishop for Mormons or morons.


7/11/2012 3:11:53 PM

Willard finally connected with his crowd on values! Not his own, but his father's! The joke is turning from funny to sad. Damn, wait, it was not a joke, just Willard's reality!


7/11/2012 2:00:15 PM

The sign of a strong man, vying to lead the country? Or just a rich daddy's (now old) boy, crying out for help?

Willard's speech to NAACP was more about what his daddy did, than about Willard's own track record. When in trouble, spoiled rich kids call out for daddy, and Willard is Exhibit A. When daddy doesn't work, call on your Ann, to make you human. Oh when you need someone to make you human, you are not! I don't believe in aliens, but your pic should be in the Oxford dictionary as an exhibit that comes closet to being one.


7/10/2012 4:52:26 PM

"I don't know whether Obama was born in America," said a Republican.

I am not sure if you were ever EVEN born. You may be barking out of your mother's womb, where you should have been lived all your life.


7/10/2012 4:40:13 PM

I feel so sad for Laura Bush when she said today, "I am just a lowly librarian, but even a dumbbell southern girl can tell that my husband is brain-dead. And that is being kind. I wish he were brain dead. His brain was sadly active and destructive, when it took the whole fucking world for a spin. Dick must have fitted into his behind, to drive him there. Don't ask me about the bedroom situation. You can figure it out from the tone of my speech."

The lowly, yet smart Laura, is struggling to have partially destroyed the world, because she supported the brain-dead husband. Go for it Laura, you are just as responsible as your brain-dead hub, as you are for the Dick your hub had up his behind.

Laura, please don't just act dumb and stupid. You are just as responsible. Being stupid is NOT a defense.


7/10/2012 4:21:01 PM

Don't blame Willard for being successful. Don't you ever, especially when you hear Willard say, "I have a conscious, I paid for it all." It is all paid for, whatever it is. Like Willard said earlier, "I don't remember what I said, but I standby whatever I said."

"If you do not like Mormons, try liking morons." And Ann was emphatic.


7/10/2012 3:55:15 PM

Willard's behind is recovering. Thanks you Lord (of the monron, oops Mormon kind).

Great news from Willard's campaign. Ann opened up today, after Willard's behind was taken raw and hard by the Supreme Court with the healthcare opinion. She said that today was the first time for her to ride Willard's behind. "While he was still tender and only a little bit of blood showed, he took it like a trooper. That is my Willard. I LOVE my bitch. While Willard is all enthralled by his grandfather for having 5 wives, Willard is my bitch and he shall always obey what I tell him." The big smile on Ann's face totally showed that she meant it.

Ann has shared with her close friends that she brought up her sons, all 5 of them, to be ass-kissing subs, in the style of their father Willard. "I am the master bitch in this family," said Ann, " and the boys, and the most sissy of them Willard, must follow me."


7/10/2012 3:11:38 PM

The latest polls show that inbreeding among Republicans is alarmingly on the rise. "They are trying to protect their way of life," said pollsters, "while destroying it. Of course they are too dumb to get it. Inbreeding was a key to Darwin's findings. Back in the day, Darwin had to go to central America. Today, Darwin could conduct the same experiment in the red states here in the US. The dumb perfecting dumb, in the red states, is just too freakin' dumb."


7/10/2012 2:55:15 PM

The birther talk is so fucking amusing! They question where Obama was born. But the same motherfuckers beg the question if they were ever born at all.

Oh spare me, these motherfuckers were born again, so they tell me. My question is if they were born at all. If they were, the first-coming must have been seriously fucked up, with their mothers in pain, for them to seek the born-again venue. Yep, you do have serious birther issues, with yourself, before you project them on to Obama.

Please get help before it is too late, for we know that the states you typically live in are rather relaxed with Amendment x.


7/10/2012 2:31:59 PM

Willard apparently didn't understand the expression, "which way the wind is blowing." He took it literally. He took off his pants partially, bent over, to feel the wind. The entourage did not appreciate the smell. Afterwards, they said that they did not appreciate Willard's ability to understand the basic language and expressions. However, they emphasized that Willard is "one of us," with visible discomfort on their faces. The stink was still rather heavy, when they tried to justify the incident!


7/10/2012 2:22:17 PM

An even playing field is what you seek when you are already defeated. Politics is dirty and sometimes it includes Willard. Buck up!


7/10/2012 1:48:14 PM

Overheard in a private, heated debate when the obvious objective was to settle,"mine is bigger than yours":

Willard: My grandfather had 5 wives. I have 5 grandmothers. Not many can mach such a feat. I mean, in outstanding, demonstrated performance and not just in words. My father let the family and tradition down by having only one wife. In my case, they had not yet invented Viagra and my thingie let me down. My heart was and still is, in the right place. To make matters worse for me, Ann has been rather dominating too, so I did not have much choice.

Dimwit from I'll-ask-ya, whose house you can see from Russia, snapped right back without even blinking and in her typical shrill voice: Damn, you just wait. My daughter has had only one child out-of-wedlock, so far. But she is young. Give her time. She is on track to have more than 5 kids, with more than 37 men. Just like you morons (She was obviously tweaking Willard, as she should have said Mormons.), I never taught my kids to use birth control or judgment.

Willard's handlers abruptly ended the meeting, acknowledging that the dimwit from I'll-ask-ya is way out there and can not be won over, and Willard is just too weak and should to strapped to the top of their car like Seamus. Then they went off in their caravan, with Willard on top of the car and Ann enjoying the site from inside the car. Yes, it was one of Ann's many Cadillacs.


7/10/2012 1:42:37 PM

Willard's campaign was ready for the war when Biden said, "One year could be a fluke (vis-a-vis Willard tax returns)." Willard's campaign fired back, saying, "Having one wife is a fluke but Willard's grandfather had 5. So there!"


7/10/2012 1:39:28 PM

If you think stimulus doesn't work, either your thingie doesn't work or you must be a Republican. This is a commandment that did not make the cut into the top ten, but valid nonetheless! Wisdom of the good Lord abound! Amen.


7/10/2012 1:25:33 PM

Willard totally hit it out of the ballpark, earning a great deal of respect for honesty and stupidity, when he said today: "I am only running for presidency, and that must not require me to know which parts of the world my huge overseas investments are supporting." This is in line with the family tradition, when Willard's grandfather left the US and supported Mexican economy with Willard's 5 grandmothers, and the resulting litter, including Willard's father. Needless to say, Mexico turned out to be a rather fertile land for Willard's grandfather.


7/10/2012 1:13:41 PM

Expressions of frustration from leading Republicans: "Willard is not a perfect vessel for ...... (fill in whatever the nutcases say!)." Willard is a vessel, that even his friends admit. Since Willard is not a good vessel for the right-wing, bible-thumping crap, we can think of many things that Willard-the-vessel can be perfect for, can't we? Amen!


7/10/2012 1:07:14 PM

If eyes reveal it all, why would human have a mouth? Oh yeah, for eating!


7/10/2012 12:59:16 PM

I see this quote on this site often: If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

Does it then imply that one has to face your worst first, for otherwise it would be a waste of time, waiting for assessment and judgment?


7/9/2012 4:29:44 PM

So fucking amusing! A so-called christian leader, admittedly self-proclaimed gay, who is so fucked up that he calls out others. Oh yeah, he loves his wife (yep, the gay guy, who is a self-proclaimed christian leader, totally gay, with a wife, obviously with a dead brain), go figure. The moron (I did not say Mormon, that Willard is) is calling on the bible to justify his gay behavior yet being in a loving family with a brain-dead woman, he calls his wife. How fucked up these folks are! Seeing motherfuckers who condemn others for what they themselves are, is rather amusingly!

No, I am not going to give you the name of the motherfucking christian leader who just appeared on MSNBC. The dimwit does not need promotion, which he was obviously seeking.


7/9/2012 2:47:25 PM

Love is NOT what one articulates or expresses, love is what one makes the other feel!


7/9/2012 2:30:07 PM

If patience is a virtue, then it must be a virtue for those who finish last.


7/7/2012 4:19:48 PM

Oh the real deal! When you have to emphasize more than 3 times that you are real, we get it. We sure get it, but not what you think. Cheers!


7/6/2012 5:38:02 PM

America to the world: Are you listening?

Thinking is totally encouraged but not when it goes against Republicans. Republicans are working on an amendment to ban thinking, so they can stop Darwinism and pick up the dumb vote. As much as I hate it, Republicans have a leg up. They are smart enough to recognize the dumb electorate, for stupidity serves Republicans the best.

The dumb in America do indeed outnumber the informed. The world is praying that the sane would show up in larger numbers than the stupid in American elections. Stop it, you fucking asshole. The world is not interfering in the American elections, but they could surely use a sane President.


7/6/2012 5:03:38 PM

Long live Smerconish, for being alive, listening and sane!

Maddow does it the best with points-of-view! O'Reilly offers the most amusing suck-ups. Smerconish shows refreshing analytical thinking.

Smerconish, you are the best! You are indeed the Roberts that Willard loved before he ditched you. How dare you, bastard! You can think and express. Obviously you are the Satan that God envisioned!

And never forget, Smerconish. God is Republican. And you are doomed.


7/6/2012 3:53:24 PM

"I know their maker, for I am a Bishop in the Mormon Church. I am talking about the highest church for the humankind, in which I hold the highest rank, only below the God of Joseph Smith (aka Joe Blow)" Said Willard. This is the part TV folks edited out.

What the TV folks did allow us to learn is that Willard knows the NASCAR and NFL owners, but not the drivers and players. He doesn't need to, because he knows their maker (Yep, the heavenly kind!). "While being here on earth, in the meantime," said moronic bishop Willard, "the comfort provided by the NASCAR and NFL team owners is tolerable, for now. They better take me to the next level, of living in the White House. Even then, it would be merely acceptable."

Many columnists and bloggers - even the hardcore Republicans - are questioning the powers possessed by Willard, even with an expected tip of the hat to his Bishop status in the Mormon (moron) church. They are openly calling Willard delusional. "It would be easier to promote this guy if he were drunk. But, the moronic church doesn't allow consumption of alcohol. So defending a delusional, fucked up character is much harder to defend than simply saying that he did or said moronic things because he had had a few too many." This is typical of the sentiment expressed partisan and non-partisan reporters.

Fear not, Willard went on vacation to enjoy jet skiing, led by Ann (as usual but never acknowledged by the media), making Mormons (morons), evangelicals and hardcore Republican columnists and bloggers squirm even more, in most critical stages of the campaign. The supporters have been trying hard. But they keep coming back to the reality of what they know but tried to hide that Willard is at least bisexual, if not totally gay, an affront to evangelicals and Mormons (morons) but quite acceptable to normals.


7/6/2012 3:38:25 PM

Please stop attacking Ann - I beg of you - for being dumb & stupid. She has her reasons for being dumb & stupid.

Ann was not a moron -- ooops, I mean Mormon -- but the money was too great for the tinfoil mind Ann to pass up. Money can do many things, and especially for money sucking morons, and Ann thusly fit right into the Moronic clan (oops, the Mormon clan, I mean!).


7/6/2012 3:15:42 PM

Willard is so totally bisexual, don't you get it? And, the Mormons (not morons, although your confusion is understandable for their obvious characteristics) and evangelicals are struggling.

"He came home so happy, saying how wonderful he felt for screwing people, after Bain bought their companies. He fucked them up their behind, raw and hard, but brought home big bags of dough, meaning millions for the rest of you 99%. You could almost smell the blood on his rather tiny dick because it was so fresh." Said Ann of her husband Willard. "Then, as a good boy, Willard bent over and took it from me. I should not say it out loud, but he loved it. And, so did I, for making him take it up his behind, raw & hard and it was even more fun when I could see blood"

The Mormon (LDS) Church is in a bind, and evangelicals are off the chart livid, for having to endorse not only a bisexual, but a bisexual totally certified as one by his own wife. You see, the Mormons (I did not say morons) and evangelicals have been programmed - for they lack any intellectual and analytical abilities - to endorse only Republicans. While the Mormons and evangelicals are quick to call others morons, the majority in the US has chosen to leave them clueless as they are.

Americans do understand one thing, regardless of political affiliation: When you piss on shit, it stinks for all, and not just the intended target. So they have chosen to leave Willard, Ann, Mormons and evangelicals alone, and not disturb the proverbial shit. They figured it is best to let them stew in their own stink that they so deserve.


7/6/2012 3:06:44 PM

No wonder Willard is screaming murder, for first being bent over and slammed raw & hard up his behind by the Supreme Court, and then Obama calling for stimulus. "There is no decency left in American politics. Can't he see my behind is torn up and still bleeding, and the clueless guy in the White House is calling for more stimulus? Obviously, Obama can NOT feel the pain of the 1%." Said Willard, with Ann by his side.


7/5/2012 5:12:19 PM

"Willard is best taken with a strap-on," admitted Ann.

"The boy knows how to take it raw when bent over," said Ann. However, Ann continues to express her displeasure over how the Supreme Court abused Willard anally last week. "He is still hurting from the abuse and bleeding, although it is getting better for my use soon." Said Ann, in a candid moment.


7/5/2012 4:54:58 PM

The latest polling shows that a large part of the US population - later identified as THE Stupid - is leaning toward the presidential candidate whose grandfather: i) rejected the US and moved to Mexico, ii) had 5 wives, and iii) did a lot more that is even less pleasant.

Consequently, the intelligent design proponents - the most ardent supporters of the stupid and admittedly stupid themselves - declared victory over evolution, arguing that, "The stupids among us - the ranks of Republicans - should have diminished, if evolution were real."

The evolutionists were left speechless, confronting the blindingly obvious evidence, only to say that evolution may take a lot longer, if there is any hope for the human species.

"The US is at the brink of electing a stupid like Bush or Bush, yet again. Evolution in the US is taking a lot longer than the rest of the world." Said a highly respected journalist with the BBC.


7/5/2012 4:41:01 PM

Why is someone out of touch derided when touching is considered at least inappropriate if not illegal?


7/5/2012 4:26:17 PM

What's wrong with these m'fers!

Rick Scott, Governor of FL: "I don't know what the numbers are, but they are wrong."

Willard, the man with one grandfather and 5 grandmothers from Mexico: "I don't remember what I said, but I standby what I said, whatever I said."

Morons (No, I did not say Mormons!), your own ass is not the only hole you can stick your whole face in. But then again, being the fans of I'll-ask-ya, they wouldn't get it.

You might ask who I'll-ask-ya is. Well, she is genius whose house you can see from Russia. Oh, she doesn't know what newspapers are. Of course, Katie Couric tricked her! She does have a great deal of respect for media, all media, but she hasn't a clue what it is.


7/3/2012 5:28:10 PM

Trump is bouncing around in the politics to avoid the serious stories about him. Read the previous entry, if interested.


7/3/2012 5:12:49 PM

Did you hear about the in-family stories from the Trump family? Straight, gay or choice are just a part of it. Wait until the details emerge. Bet, it would get more fun.

At least one of Trump's offspring is gay, and totally off the scale. And, this offspring questions Trump's own sexuality, because of what what happened within the family. "You would not want to know about sexuality within our family, on a daily basis." Said he/she.

This puts in context when Trump talked about how sexy his own daughter is that he could marry her. Well, the leaky details are now emerging. Sorry to disappoint, the same family source tells us that Trump simply can not get it up anymore without a  huge dosage of medication.


7/3/2012 4:58:50 PM

Opportunistic motherfuckers like Jonathan Krohn must be crushed. Yeah yeah, I can understand how fucked up his parents are. Yeah, that is a given. After that, Jonathan Krohn is fucked up beyond repair.

Jonathan Krohn, please please please, I beg of you! Go away, so fucking damaged motherfucking asshole.

You sound as dumb and stupid as you did 3 years ago. Yeah, the media built you up and they would destroy you now. I would so fucking enjoy it all.

Moral of the story: An asshole is an asshole, even after 3 years of "growing," although the growing is demented by his incestuous family. And his being gay doesn't help.


7/3/2012 4:51:43 PM

Hope you Jonathan Krohn die a less painful death than many would want. May you rest in pieces!

Regardless, I just hope that you go away, way away, and then away.

Don't focus on other things that you want, Just focus on how fucked up you are, and what a low-life you are! Go away!


7/3/2012 4:44:58 PM

Outed: Jonathan Krohn  is gay!

No wonder the motherfucker is now making rounds on TV, to regret that venom he spewed out from his mouth, that came from his parents' behind!


7/3/2012 4:37:43 PM

Breaking News: Jonathan Krohn is so fucking gay that he discovered something other than how his family screwed him. The fucked up dude discovered the world. There is a choice! Glad he discovered it. Or else, he would be just another motherfucking pissed-off right-winger all his life.

Fucked up folks like him should be punched into the dustbin of history, for where they come from, at 13. They are just toys of their parents, on display, for making money.

Again, please go away. Thank you.


7/3/2012 4:28:58 PM

Cashing in is a bitch, as you are learning Jonathan Krohn. Your painful incest experiences are not the best selling point. Grow up, motherfucker.


7/3/2012 4:26:23 PM

I just wish that Jonathan Krohn would simply go away. He was fucked up a few years ago and he is even MORE fucked up now. For love of life, just go away.

What a we don't need is a book from a motherfucker like you that explains how fucked up you were at 13 and now, condemning your parents.  I just wish you never existed, as your parents do too, I am sure.


7/3/2012 4:13:02 PM

Christie is growing larger, not in physical stature but his big fucking mouth.

I am taking bets. Christie would explode with a stink that the world has never seen, long before he would be considered serious.


7/3/2012 3:56:50 PM

Cain was shocked to hear that gas prices are set by the world market, admitting that he thought they were set in the international pizza market.

Regardless, he admitted that truth doesn't matter, when it comes to the Republican electorate. He used the old line, "Mushroom grow better when kept in dark and fed shit."


7/3/2012 3:49:42 PM

Subhumans are amazing creatures, who love Cain, Newt, Perry, Rick and alike. Cain's ad said: They think we are stupid.

Now Cain is starting an Internet TV channel to prove that he is stupid beyond reason! America has survived a lot and we shall survive the attack of stupids yet one more time.


7/3/2012 3:44:25 PM

Shortofbrains would love the Cain Internet TV. Yes, even the subhumans need some animal feed.


7/3/2012 2:55:08 PM

Jonathan Krohn is Exhibit A that makes me fear the cost of the healthcare bill. I so totally love the bill, don't get me wrong, but Krohn makes me pause to think how fucked up such young kids can be because of their upbringing, by fucked up parents and Fox News. The dude is sooo fucked up that his therapy mills would be in millions.


7/2/2012 4:19:13 PM

VALUE is the most overrated word. It takes brains to appreciate the value, while idiots can read the price.


7/2/2012 4:14:59 PM

A fantastical rebuttal from Willard's campaign: Flip flops are out of style, and have been for a long time. And by the time election comes around in November, it would be cold. Thus, the flip flop attacks would die with the season.

No wonder even Rupert questioned Willard's team. But then again, it would be hot in Rupert's country in the southern hemisphere when elections are held here in the US. Using this argument, Willard's team tepidly rejected Rupert's scathing.


7/2/2012 4:03:14 PM

BREAKING NEWS: Willard is against trans-vaginal laws being passed by many ultra-conservative state legislatures. Willard took a great deal of pain to clarify the confusion with his position. It turns out that Willard is all for mutli-vaginal use, per Joseph Smith (aka Joe Blow), the Willard savior and the founder of Mormonism.


7/2/2012 3:48:09 PM

Did you know that Scientology has nothing whatsoever to do with science?

Not unlike many other religions (or cults), Scientology is perpetrated by a fraud, and then promoted vigorously by folks with questionable mental faculties.

Wait, I did not say anything about the Church of LDS (aka Mormonism) or Willard. But I can imagine inquiring minds exploring and connecting the dots, more rapidly than Willard's behind can recover from the Supreme Court decision.


7/2/2012 3:46:32 PM

What do you do when you have a doubt about a doubt?


7/2/2012 3:36:27 PM

Oh that famous "broccoli argument!" Republicans in general, and Willard in particular, are still smarting from broccoli up their behind, pushed way up there by none other than the CHIEF Justice Roberts of the Supreme Court.

You would think they won't be able to walk properly after the "broccoli treatment," but no one thought they would not be able to talk coherently. Greens have this one hands down, for preaching the virtues of broccoli.


7/2/2012 3:30:39 PM

Willard took a serious spanking from Rupert. Did you see that? Beginning to wonder if Willard is a sub or merely a pushover.


7/1/2012 3:16:50 PM

"Willard knows what 'average' means. He is vaguely smart. The trouble is to go from the statistical concept to what it means in the real world." Said his campaign. When it comes to the real world, the campaign admits what Willard knows to be the formula for success. The campaign laid out what they call the "Willard's Principles." Here a an excerpt:

  1. You need a grandfather who defected from the US to Mexico, who still could be obnoxious enough to call himself the "real American," as the dimwit from I'll-ask-ya says. Yes, the same dimwit whose house can be seen from Russia.
  2. You must have 5 grandmothers.
  3. You must have a father who is born outside of the US (Mexico helps).
  4. Your grandfather bought a brothel in Mexico to get 5 wives (yes Willard, your grandmothers!), because even the dogs would not throw bread crumbs to Willard's grandfather.
  5. "Even Joe Blow (aka Joseph Smith) can not save Willard's behind from the US Supreme Court," says Willard. Willard's behind is still bleeding and he is starting to call Joseph Smith by his real name, Joe Blow, a lot more often.
  6. ...

The Campaign is strictly focused on and concerned about Willard's behind that is still bleeding, 3 days after the Supreme Court exercised its prerogative.

The campaign does share what Willard said about the bleeding: "They took turns at me, for hours, until I passed out. I was truly an anal virgin (to please the right wing crazy nuts, not just the regular nuts). Now, from what I feel, I probably have been screwed beyond repair."  The campaign admits the Willard can barely walk and thus did not appear in public or on weekend TV programs.


6/29/2012 6:05:06 PM

6/29/2012 5:31:14 PM

John Roberts came out and said, "I am a John." Coded language like this rings true with Republicans because of their repressed upbringing and lifestyle.

" 'John' being descriptive of most Republicans, the right wing is expected to back off from the Court's ruling on healthcare," said a top-level unnamed Republican official. "Roberts took our behind yesterday and took our mouth/throat today, by claiming the highest honor in the Republican party of being a John. Most Republicans love such use but not so publicly and brutally as Roberts has done. Although it would take a while to accept, and recover from our torn up and bleeding behinds, we love it that Roberts is one of us Johns. The future looks bright, even without our virgins behinds."

Later on privately, the same official shared, "Republican Party hardly has any virgin behinds. More Republican women may have virgin behinds than men." While this official pretended to say this in jest, his face told otherwise.


6/29/2012 4:43:45 PM

Stay classy America: Glen Beck is selling T-shirts with John Roberts' face and "coward" printed below it. The dumb beget the dumb, as Joseph Smith (aka Joe Blow) taught his followers. Beck shall be rich, accordingly. No wonder Beck loves his Joe Blow's teachings!

Beck is doubly troubled that he the Supreme Court didn't only screw him (THE ONLY true American) but also his fellow moron (oops Mormon). Beck being brilliant beyond imagination, appears to split the blame between the Court and Willard. Beck could not believe how easily Willard took it up his behind while Beck himself had been so brave as to protect his very own personal behind even when he was a certified alcoholic. "You have to live up to the callings of Joe Blow, even when you are not fully there," said Beck. The sane quickly questioned if Beck is fully there even now.

Willard's failure to protect his behind, under all circumstances, seemed beyond redemption for Beck. But, as expected, Beck endorsed Willard, with a warning to his listeners to not bend over or kiss ass as Willard always does. Despite the pontification, Beck did exactly what was expected: He kissed Willard's behind and endorsed him as the only true American for President.

Update: The sane continue to question if Beck is all there, even now. This feeling is fueled in particular by a call to Beck when his answers were incoherent. Experts disagree however. They say that Beck is incoherent at the best of times, so this doesn't prove anything.


6/29/2012 4:00:00 PM

The Mormon Church (of LDS) has called an emergency meeting to consider whether Willard must be ex-communicated. Here is an excerpt from the official statement:

"Sodomy is the ultimate sin, per our Messiah Joseph Smith (aka Joe Blow ). Willard lost his anal virginity brutally yesterday to the Supreme Court, as you know. Heck his behind is torn up and still bleeding! While Willard may claim, and rightly so, that his behind was broken-in involuntarily by the court, the church is particularly troubled by the ease with which Willard bends over, for even a handful of votes."

The statement continues and eludes to Ann who has not come out publicly to defend Willard, after his rear was torn up by the Supreme Court. The only hint of Ann, in the statement, comes from the "fit" horses she enjoys and has always enjoyed. BTW, these horses are very expensive and highly enjoyable for "breeding trysts." Efforts to clarify what the Church meant by breeding trysts have gone unanswered.


6/29/2012 3:30:27 PM

"Double-speak is passé. It is for wussies, the meek and the weak. I have not only invented but also perfected multi-speak. I am blazing the frontier, as the greatest visionary in our history. My perfected multi-speak shall propel us into the brightest unknown future," said Willard, "but my behind is still hurting from the brutality of the anal use my virgin behind took from the Supreme Court yesterday. Please keep praying for my behind, for I know I can never get my anal virginity back."


6/29/2012 3:16:15 PM

Willard's campaign just released a statement:

Willard's behind is recovering as well as can be expecting from an unnecessary brutal attack from the Supreme Court yesterday. We all know, Willard is more than willing to accommodate any demand of any size from anyone for a handful of votes, but Willard lost more votes than he got (5 to 4) from the Supremes. Clearly, Willard was handed the very long end of a short and very thick stick up his behind. Willard shall try very hard not to bend over this easily in the future, although most of you would justifiably doubt it.


6/29/2012 3:03:31 PM

Ever wonder why CNN ratings are going down the drain?

Exhibit 1: Kate Bolduan, who seriously blew the healthcare coverage by claiming that the law has been struck down, is hosting the 6 PM ET (3 PM PT) show right now.

Way to go CNN! Happy to see your belief that the hole is deeper than the rest of us know, and you must go in deeper. We sure can always count on you to demonstrate the Perter' Principle.


6/28/2012 4:38:21 PM

You know the dimwits have lost when they talk about courtroom v. operating room. Morons still fail to recognize that the Court has spoken. That means: Obey the court and don't fuck it up in the operating room.


6/28/2012 4:19:03 PM

Willard's billionaire friends are concerned about his rear still bleeding profusely from the anal abuse Willard got from the Supreme Court this morning. "BDSM is fine but this was a serious abuse of my virgin behind," said Willard, after being bent over and slammed.

True to his conviction, Willard maintains that this would not prevent him from taking many positions on every issue. His billionaire supporters are so happy, that  despite the profuse bleeding, this experience has not changed Willard a bit. They are just hoping that this pain in his rear would stop before the November election. Willard is the same, they said, who would take any position (even the painful bent over), that we want.

While Willard is in pain for his use, his billionaire friends are thrilled. Accordingly, the stock  price of high-end champagne makers went up today.


6/28/2012 4:13:12 PM

Willard is feeling the real pain at the pump (the Supreme Court) when he lost is anal virginity!


6/28/2012 3:26:41 PM

Willard has disappeared into hiding today - Did you notice? - after being anally abused by the Supreme Court this morning.

Willard's adviser's confirm that he is questioning the power of Joseph Smith (aka Joe Blow), since Blow could not save his ass from the Supreme Court. This is a period of reflection, they said.

Historians say that moments like this can totally fuck up a person, and that is what they expect to see from Willard in the upcoming presidential election.


6/28/2012 3:13:09 PM

BREAKING NEWS: Willard's wealthy friends are collecting money to get him a brain transplant. When asked if they have discussed the procedure with Willard, they said: No to worry, since Willard takes every imaginable position on every issue, this should be easy.

They are confident that the amount of money they can raise would find the best, dumb brain for Willard. Despite that, they complained about how expensive brain-transplants are getting, specially for creating a dumb puppet.


6/28/2012 3:03:38 PM

Standing up for someone doesn't mean getting your dick hard in your hand!


6/28/2012 2:35:37 PM

Rand Paul is the last refuge for the dumbest thinking and precious funny (Correction: DUMB) quotes!

Senator, keep at it. After all, the Derby build up in your state is for hours, if not days and months, yet lasts for less than 2 minutes. Kind of prophetic for what you say and what the meaning of your life is!


6/28/2012 2:15:28 PM

The one and only orange speaker of the House in the US history, Boner, is asking Willard to try the broccoli argument, if broccoli applied directly to his loss of anal virginity by Roberts this morning doesn't help.


6/28/2012 2:11:54 PM

Willard is steadfast in defending and repealing his own longstanding wisdom and stupidity on Romenycare, despite the virgin anal service he got from the Supreme Court this morning.

Willard has been impressive and disciplined, in taking only 2 sides of the issue, according to Republicans. This is obviously easier than defending multiple positions Willard often takes on any issue, said leading Republicans.


6/28/2012 2:08:05 PM

BREAKING NEWS: There is indeed a massive tear and blood from how Justice Roberts took Willard's anal virginity this morning. Willard is still screaming and in enormous pain.


6/28/2012 1:59:02 PM

Screams become more shrill and loud, as irrelevance becomes greater if not eminent.

Exhibit A: The dimwit from I'll-ask-ya, whose house can be seen from Russia.


6/28/2012 1:43:20 PM

Roberts surely took Willard's anal virginity this morning!


6/28/2012 1:28:08 PM

What does a Mormon with 5 grandmothers and father born in Mexico say on the day he lost his anal virginity? I will repeal it on the first day of my presidency. Going from a Bishop to President is a big step, even according to Joseph Smith (aka Joe Blow).


6/28/2012 12:58:51 PM

I'll-ask-ya family values fully implemented: Bristol's little son asked her to buy him a daddy! No, this information did not come from Russia, although they can see their house.


6/27/2012 5:20:45 PM

When you present yourself as the god's gift, in any way, shape or form, I shall pass you everyday and twice on the weekend, and get to the source first. So, hold your horses that you think your god has put you on. Fucking retards!


6/27/2012 5:01:03 PM

When Erin Burnett was on CNBC, she showed her smarts and the go-getter side. Being pretty never hurts of course. Now Erin is on CNN. She has become more like a news-reader who sits on her ass. Speaking of ass, she has seriously grown it. Erin, when you dumb it down and grow your ass, your ratings tell you bluntly about your performance, as you have found out on CNN.

But then again, you have found a rich guy, who gave you a serious rock. Milk him royally, as you have already started doing, before you even got married. We know the outcome, and we also know that you are seriously prepared to take him to the cleaners. He took you for being pretty. Now that you are growing that ass seriously, I bet you are so ready to grab a lot more than the rock, when he kicks your butt to the curb.

We love you Erin, and wish you continued success! (Despite what we know is likely to happen.)


6/27/2012 4:36:49 PM

Representative McKeon - of my earlier post - is on CNN to clarify his "maturity" comment. He just confirmed that he deserves to be the "mature" leader of retards in the House, meaning the GOP. Well done, dear dimwit!

The most profound thing the dimwit said on CNN is, "The law is the law." No fucking shit! Glad you did not have to go to the Supreme Court to confirm it with your retard-in-chief Scalia.


6/27/2012 4:33:30 PM

Hillary has traveled more miles than any other Secretary of State! Wow, impressive! But wait. No one else has Bill Clinton as her husband, or they would have traveled even more.


6/27/2012 4:29:22 PM

Before you pound your chest and go Willard on me, just know that the grey matter is not in your chest. And, I am not going to help you, at least now, for you to figure out where your grey matter is. Fucking retards! Oh, and your Fox News is not going to help, for they feed the bottom-dwellers. You sound below the bottom, even for Fox.


6/27/2012 4:19:30 PM

The daily talking points memo for the GOP has evolved to implicitly and explicitly include ignorance and stupidity. So these idiots go on TV programs. When a question is asked that is in contradiction to their talking points, the dimwit says I do not know much about "that."

Retards never learn! But wait, isn't that the definition of retards? Before you piss off that I said all this about the GOP, you are trying to reject the shoe that fits you so beautifully.


6/27/2012 4:06:11 PM

THE GOP representative in the house, Buck McKeon says that the Congress is "not mature enough." This got me thinking. Should we like the immature retards more than the self-proclaimed mature retards like the GOP, of which Buck is a leader?

Come to think of it, if your name is Buck, would you REALLY want to talk about maturity, for either your parents or your friends gave you the name, obviously for the retard you have been all your life? Buck was bucking this question, as of latest reports.


6/27/2012 3:59:45 PM

The English language is interesting. Insanity means no sanity in(side).


6/27/2012 3:50:28 PM

Willard's campaign just acknowledged that not enough Americans believe in going to Mexico with multiple wives for breeding, like his grandfather did.

Given the enormity of the challenges, they are determined to figure our how to get the non-polygamous, non-country-deserting folks to vote for him. They are however comforted by the twit from I'll-ask-ya who has promised to support his candidacy anyway by claiming that Willard is a real American, fuck his family. Yep, they are talking about the same twit whose house can be seen from Russia.


6/27/2012 3:41:12 PM

Willard is selling his vision. Folks at the late stages of cataract are loving it. Blind leading the blind just takes on a new meaning. But then again, there are always the Fox News viewers.


6/27/2012 3:31:51 PM

Wow, the Fox News viewers are the dumbest, the latest research shows. The research also concludes that sanity and thinking are in contradiction to facts for these viewers. The same viewers also admitted that they gaze at their naval to the extent that they miss the daylight.


6/27/2012 3:24:46 PM

BREAKING NEWS: Willard's 5 sons have launched an intense international search for their missing grandmothers, after learning that Willard himself had 5 grandmothers in Mexico. The sons said that they have a strong reason to believe that they have more than one grandmother, given the family history and the trivia they learned from incestuously-related polygamous families.

The family wishes to conclude the search no later than early September, so they can learn enough to fool the electorate before the November presidential elections.


6/27/2012 3:07:38 PM

The NRA (National Retards Association) has been trying to become INRA (I=International), but the retards outside of the US reject it downright, saying that retards in the US are way too retarded.

Oh Lord, Google tells me that 99%+ of the GOP are members of the NRA. Why doesn't it surprise me! I am starting to doubt Darwinism, not for the same reasons that the retards think. Wait, I am wrong again, I confess. The retards and thinking leads to an oxymoron. Forget the oxy, just remember morons.


6/27/2012 3:03:57 PM

Hate it when they talk about the "GOP plan." It has an implicit admission that the GOP minions are smart enough to think. Know when you are going too far, in the face of reality.


6/27/2012 3:03:02 PM

Was the spring chicken really born in spring? Why is the spring chicken favored for being dumb, whereas chickens are born throughout the year, I think. But then again, I may be wrong because I do not grow (or is it breed?) chickens.


6/27/2012 2:56:55 PM

Interesting how many girls here open up so quickly about looking for "sugar daddy!" A sad affair of state it is indeed. But then again, they probably have learned that suckers are born everyday and Darwinism to weed out the weak does;t work as efficiently.


6/27/2012 1:08:58 PM

A fool can ask more questions than a wise man (or woman) can answer!


6/26/2012 5:24:23 PM

Gotta LOVE Mary Matilin! She says that Willard just gave some very specific general answers on immigration. I wonder if the spin doctors or the electorate are going dumb!

I Love the new norm of specific general answers. NOT!

I always thought Mary and James had very specific general coitus. While James tries to hide it, Mary seems to be rather open about THE very specific general coitus. Being open-minded even about her being seriously dumb is rather refreshing. Well done Mary! Love ya, although James may think differently, for he has tried hard to dumb down your dumbness.


6/26/2012 5:17:34 PM

Battle scars do NOT prove anything! They could be from your being just the dumbest and weakest who survived because of others who were smarter and braver.


6/26/2012 5:15:18 PM

How far does "Try this on for size" go? I can so easily go beyond the clothes. Can you?


6/26/2012 5:05:12 PM

Obama and his leftist pinkos are now afraid of what the Supremes might say on Thursday!

Morons, believing in something is not good enough! It is a prerequisite. Act on what you fucking believe in, and don't blame others (including the Supremes) for your being half-assed. Act on your beliefs and subject them to the test of reality, or forever keep your peace, for being the weaklings we know you are, for not acting on what you claim to believe.

Hope you get what you deserve, not what you hope. Hope has never been a great strategy and I hope you learn.


6/26/2012 4:42:10 PM

Which country does it take to create a "real American," according to the dimwit from I'll-ask-ya? Of course Mexico!

How many grandmothers then in Mexico does a real American must have? Of course, 5!

While the dimwit from I'll-ask-ya, whose house can be seen from Russia, would claim to support Willard, she would be irrelevant for being a serious dimwit.

A prediction: The dimwit from I'll-ask-ya would keep trying to get her dim head into politics and it would be smacked down hard.

The dimwit being dim, would claim success, and seek another reality show. Even the dumbest conservatives would reject her. And there is hope. Conservatives can be dumb and slow, they catch on, albeit a couple of decades later.

What's not to like about America! We bring our dumbest along, although it may take time. Yes, a LONG time, but we try. We defy Darwinism, that would weed out the dumb.

We don't exactly defy Darwinism. We are just gentle about it but we weed them out eventually, and it takes longer than Darwinism would suggest. No wonder the dimwit from I'll-ask-ya and her dumbest daughter of all are still around. But not for long. What takes the sane world mere months may take us years, but we get there.

May Joe Blow bless America! Eat your heart out Willard!


6/26/2012 4:29:14 PM

Love to love you baby! Too many steps along the way! Either you love or you don't. What the heck is "love to love"?


6/26/2012 4:21:14 PM

The biggest challenge for Willard: America is learning that Joe Blow is synonymous with Joseph Smith. America loves to laugh about the former, that pisses off Willard.

Bishop Willard of LDS, you have to work harder to convince America that Joe Blow is not the more fun person! Amen to Joe Blow, contrary to what Willard would want, which is of course Amen to Joseph!


6/26/2012 4:05:20 PM

Can ANYONE be more submissive than Willard, trying to suck up to anyone and everyone, for any vote he can get, for not believing in something but anything the voter may sometime want!

The only thing Willard grows a backbone on - and, NOT the front bone - is when it comes to Joseph Smith (Joe Blow to the rest of us). After all, he is is Bishop in the Church of LDS.

Oh so fucking nice, for having a president who is weaker than the "Bend me over and enjoy," so long as you like me.


6/26/2012 3:05:47 PM

When she talks about a "real American," what is the dimwit from I'll-ask-ya talking about? Yeah, the one whose house can be seen from Russia! Yeah, that one! Yeah, the one preaching Christian family values to others that produced her own grandchild out of wedlock. Yeah that one, making money from reality shows that include her daughter as unwed mother, preaching family values to others. Yeah that one, who has been roundly made the butt of jokes for telling "Do as I say and not what I or my kids do," for her kids were obviously brought up with the family values the dimwit instilled.

I bet the same dimwit would come out to call Willard a real American, whose grandfather rejected the US for Mexico. Yeah, Willard's father was born in Mexico, from one of the 5 wives of his grandfather (How fucking American!). I wonder if someone knows for sure who the real grandmother of Willard is indeed.

And, as we know, dimwits multiply and many would accept that as a sermon from the Almighty Dimwit, although the only sermon Willard believes in is from Joseph Smith (later named as Joe Blow by "real" Americans).


6/26/2012 2:58:13 PM

Trivia for you: How many grandmothers does it take to create a Willard? The answer is 5!


6/26/2012 2:55:01 PM

Etymology of "Joe Blow" goes to "Joe Smith." Joe Smith is indeed Joseph Smith, the "messiah" who discovered the tablets, according to Beloved Willard.

Willard is a Bishop in the Church of LDS, promoting the BS that he is spewing on the rest of us now. Reminds me of the old saying: If you can not convince them, BS them. Some may even vote for you to stop the stink. A rather clever strategy!


6/26/2012 2:46:19 PM

Lay off! Stop bitching. Willard has very specific general plans, for any specific problem you can imagine. Willard is all ready, with specifically general plans. Interwebs are great for such info.

Amen, Joseph Smith, as Willard would say! For those who so desperately wish to kiss Willard's  behind: NEVER say Amen Joe, for Willard would not appreciate.


6/25/2012 3:24:41 PM

Get a grip guys. Outsourcing is not about kink but your weakness.


6/25/2012 1:15:39 PM

Bilateral doesn't have much to do with bisexuality!


6/25/2012 12:28:00 PM

Reality is perception!


6/24/2012 2:43:02 PM

What used to be a "free kick" is now called a "set piece." Yeah, Beckham elevated the concept sadly, for being not the best but the most glamorous. Beckham is a prime example of Peter's Principle. He made it to the top for being the most incompetent.

The general flow of the game is now called "service"! What used to be a sport is becoming mechanized as a freakin assembly line. Welcome to the mechanization of every sport, thanks to our American ingenuity. Yep, the outsourcing is the next obvious step.

You are forgiven if you do not understand the context. It is a foreign sport, called football, in which players actually use foot (feet).

Enjoy a fucking sport, without ruining it!


6/24/2012 1:31:15 PM

God must be a voyeur if he is looking at everything I do. Ok, time to go for confessional!


6/23/2012 3:30:32 PM

Why do some dumb sayings attract so much appeal, especially on this site? For example: Life is a journey and not a walk in the park. No shit! Isn't a walk in the park a part of the same journey?

I suppose thinking and questioning hurts the most sensitive part that is brain. Being a part of the herd is easy, but it shows. Saying shit to impress is quite different from being impressive!


6/23/2012 3:22:12 PM

The last time I saw something bubbly, the bubbles burst. It was just a matter of time.


6/23/2012 3:10:05 PM

Superiority complex is indeed inferiority complex, so the shrinks tell us. So why do the keep talking about something that does not exist? It surely can not be complex if it doesn't exist!


6/23/2012 3:04:30 PM

Be careful of who and what you love! Last time I "loved" my chair, the darn thing broke. Oh sure, it was very replaceable.


6/23/2012 2:57:06 PM

Lightening can indeed strike twice. It does all the time. Many times in a day, all over. Oh, you mean at the same place? Sure it can. Just a game of odds.


6/23/2012 2:49:08 PM

Are the so-called head games inter or intra-head? In either case, who gives a head!


6/23/2012 2:42:08 PM

Angel in the nickname (handle) is interesting, knowing that an angel is weightless with no material attributes. So, if you are able to grab one of these angles, which is doubtful, would it be like fucking in the air? Sounds like a teenagers dream, or even wet dream.


6/23/2012 2:31:30 PM

What happens when you put sand in (on) the line?


6/22/2012 5:10:14 PM

Turkey's fighter jet shot down by Syria, or at least that is how the news stuff is going right now. Turkey is fronting for the US. Be prepared for more reaction and over-reaction in the mid-east, as the situation escalates. Of course, we will have a deniable link, because we own the pawns in the international chessboard.


6/22/2012 5:05:20 PM

Happy International Camels Day! Great (or the most frustrating) news for guys pretending to be girls on this site. Enjoy the Camel day or the mental health help day! You know what is applicable for you.


6/22/2012 4:02:18 PM

The flag bearer of hatred and republican right loves Gay rights. Wow, and wow, dear Dick. Cheney is for Gay rights because his daughter is a lesbian. Any other diversity, you might ask? Forget about it. Dick is the royal Dick.


6/22/2012 4:00:04 PM

I never understood what "selling your soul to the devil" meant, until I recent saw women and Latinos trying to defend Willard. I can defend Mitt myself on many issues but NOT on women's or Latino issues. But then again, my challenge demands some grey matter and I am not talking about your greying hair, or greying OLD flesh, for that mater.


6/22/2012 2:57:55 PM

Latest research shows that the stupid are multiplying at an alarming rate. The same research shows that the dumb are getting dumber , as a result.


6/21/2012 3:52:36 PM

What's the use of having a cake that you can not eat too!


6/20/2012 4:19:24 PM

Whoever made this popular: Where you stand is where you sit! Such crapola! I never stand on my chair. I reckon that most don't either.


6/19/2012 4:51:12 PM

The Tea Party has ruined the High Tea in Britain, unfortunately.


6/18/2012 8:16:02 PM

Fine art is not always fine, or art for that matter.


6/18/2012 7:49:17 PM

Dang, dressage is a lot more expensive than dresses. But then again, dressage is with horses for Willard and his whatever.


6/18/2012 7:32:30 PM

With all his faults, I hope Rodney Glen King taught all of us some precious things about kindness and humanity. RIP Rodney! You are a scar on our history but a star for humanity.


6/17/2012 1:54:40 PM

My age is appropriate for me. So, I must be age appropriate!


5/24/2012 5:36:51 PM

Republicans have great candidate (so they tell us) or okay candidates like Dole or McCain. When Ann dumps Willard, stay tuned for the kind of candidate Romney is.


5/24/2012 5:30:46 PM

Did you notice something about Willard's campaign? Ann disappeared! She is learning that we could see through, that she submitted to the a$$hole for some 40+ years, only for his money. So embarrassing for Ann! She did not want anyone to know that she was a gold-digger and put up with Willard's crap of being a Mormon Bishop. Ann, keep on hiding, but we get you, and feel for you.


5/24/2012 5:25:18 PM

Fish rots from the top! I bet you have heard this $shit (and if you have not, you are not worthy)! Willard sat on the top. Give him the benefit of the doubt. He was just sitting on top of the fish that were rotting, but he never smelled because the dollars sniffed out the smell. Fuck capitalism, Willard got a new religion, just as his grandfather had with his FIVE wives.


5/24/2012 5:04:03 PM

So freakin cute that Willard is giving personal attention to the dumb! This may be the key to get elected.


5/24/2012 4:54:19 PM

Dumbest sayings become the most popular. What does it say about the dimwits that use them?

Have your cake and eat it too. How profound! So totally fucking floored! Now, why would you have your cake if you can not eat it? Think, before you perpetuate the dumbest saying. Thank you.


5/24/2012 3:27:31 PM

Believe in what is within and not without. You are stronger, more perfect and more precious than what others may make you believe.


5/23/2012 5:02:45 PM

So freaking amusing when Erin Burnett on CNN talks about kids know what is wrong. Yeah, you are only pregnant and don't have any kids yet. The only thing kids know for sure is that their parents are wrong, no matter what the topic. Other $shit, they may be inclined but with doubts.


5/23/2012 4:08:53 PM

My Facebook (FB) prediction has come true. I wrote about it well before the IPO.


5/23/2012 4:00:43 PM

I welcome the engagement of plumbers in American politics; however, I prefer them to be at least somewhat smarter than Joe the Plumber.


5/23/2012 3:55:16 PM

Why is the election debate always between the rich and poor? What about addressing issues between the smart and stupid (Hint: Joe the Plumber)? Dimwits are reproducing a lot more. So long as they continue, the Republicans have a chance.


5/23/2012 3:51:13 PM

Wow, Willard put out a press release offering Joe the Plumber a free lobotomy, courtesy his Supers PACs! Joe has got it made!


5/23/2012 3:50:13 PM

Did you know that Ann is into horses? Not going to say anything more, no matter how much you push me!


5/23/2012 3:49:14 PM

Joe the Plumber must be a big hit with Willard. After all, he employs a lot of dimwit plumbers in his mansions. Gotta give it to Willard, he does create jobs for plumbers.


5/23/2012 3:45:18 PM

Joe the Plumber is getting his ass flushed by a brawny dude! To be fair, the Plumber said that the dude was cute. It still leaves the masses confused, for he professed his love for another dimwit Sarah. Ah, it was all platonic!


5/23/2012 3:43:12 PM

Ideology without ability to think is the most dangerous weapon.


5/21/2012 3:18:21 PM

Only idiots (Read Rubio) are emphatic when they say such $hit as they have never seen something like this in history. They only reveal how little they know about history, yet feel compelled to invoke it. Oh, isn't that one definition of an idiot!

The a-hole doesn't even know the history of his own family, claiming that his father fled Cuba because of the revolution, until he was called out on it. And this MFer tells us about our own history of America! Give me a fucking break!


5/19/2012 5:14:52 PM

I feel sad for the loss of Donna Summers! Something she understood that the rest of us still struggle with. She sang a wonderful song: Love to love you baby! Love is may not be enough but the love to love totally gets to the soul deep inside. Rest in peace Donna! We shall miss you and never stop loving you!


5/19/2012 5:08:05 PM

Willard is banking on the clueless helping the clueless (himself; that is Willard)! Just don't be the fucking clueless that Willard is banking on. It aint bad to grow up from being a neanderthal to a human.


5/19/2012 5:00:41 PM

What is the average number of wives between Willard and his grandfather? If your answer is less than 3, you need to do more research.

Now, this motherfucking asshole gets on the platform to tell us about the "traditional" marriage. Assholes can be totally funny but asses must be kicked, and called out.


5/19/2012 4:56:57 PM

Ann pulls the strings and Willard performs. Oh then, he begs for her acceptance as we see from the platitudes he offers her, after his performance in public. Ann is a perfect example of being a great domme and absolutely fucking total gold-digger.


5/19/2012 4:45:37 PM

Willard says that gay sex is morally wrong. It turns out that he has been bending over to Ann all his life, and he is still looking for positions - policy or otherwise - from Ann. When confronted, Willard said:

They were just strapons. My ass has never been penetrated by a real dick, although Ann's strapons could be totally fucking huge at time. I have been fucked up my rear almost all my life but not with a real dick, although the real one could feel much better, I confess.

Willard, my brother in Christ - oops, I mean in a cult of Christ - I shall try to feel for you as much as you feel for your grandfather who had 5 wives. Throw everyone under the bus, so long as you can get to where you want to go. I admire many traits in you, for being smart and rich, but being normal, caring and feeling are not included in what humans strive for.


5/19/2012 4:38:17 PM

Willard so wants Ann to tell him about the positions he should/must take! Do you smell BDSM? Oh yeah, he is bending over, and sounds like she trained him well.


5/19/2012 4:36:05 PM

Been around the world, only to learn that the "stupid" are breeding aggressively. They are taking over, it seems. Sometimes I wonder who shows up on this site.


5/19/2012 3:28:52 PM

Republicans love the horses but not the jockeys. Jockeys' names are soooo foreign, as Palin would say. Republicans are all lined up to collect the prize, while signing petition for deporting the jockeys, and declaring Obama a terrorist.


5/18/2012 6:49:08 PM

Oh fucking spare me, talking about a mental jump that Republicans may have to make! You need some mental capacity to think, before you even realize that you have to make a mental jump. It is a long process. Even when you realize you have to make a jump, your pompous ass is liable to keep you down. Assholes don't need to know about their ass, but their fucked up heads.


5/18/2012 6:45:33 PM

Grover Norquist is THE Jesus attesting to little dicks that Republicans have.


5/18/2012 6:40:00 PM

Listen to Krugman. He has it right!

And by now you probably think that I am a hard left-wing commie pinko. It is alright. If you read all my journal entries, you might get a different impression, different from the latest entries on the soulless dangerous fickle Willard.

I consider myself to be a thinking person - bet you are surprised - and I go by individual issues. I can declare that I am a registered independent. I do not suck asses for parties or people. I LOVE intellectual banter about issues, and decide on the basis of issues.

Enough, I still feel that Krugman is up to something. If you have an open mind, please hear him out.


5/18/2012 6:06:14 PM

Ann, we love you, for trying your damnest to come across as a normal being while you are wearing a $995 designer t-shirt. Oh, "normal" is the lingo that your assholes's campaign uses. Or is it your asshole's lingo for being "traditional?

We know you are clueless and so is Willard. I must confess, you come across better than Willard in your knickers. Willard is totally fucking clueless and you are merely clueless. That accomplishment is something Willard would totally get, as a management consultant, and you can go on to blaze the trail, no matter how clueless you are but you are better than your Willard.

Americans would love you, while they would question your Willard. Here is the thing though Ann: Americans do not like submissive assholes. I know, I know, you have used him and you got millions off him ( I mean dollars and that is the reason you are with him, we get it), but he is still a submissive asshole that you used. Many in America get it and they like the master and not her bitch (translation: Willard for you Ann).

Please try your damnest to turn your bitch into a master. Quite a tall order, I know. And i get why and when you disappear from the campaign trail.


5/18/2012 5:43:05 PM

Willard's grandfather told him that the real marriage (traditional is the lingo that Willard uses now) is between a man who can have have at least 5 wives or until his weenie falls off.

Willard being the weenie he is, so freaking submissive, that he adapts to what the audience wants, and he changes to fit his audience.

No wonder Ann is pissed off. She thought her being a domme and kicking Willard's ass was private, and now it is public. She never wanted the world to know about when she told Willard -- Bend over boy and take it the way Annie wants -- that the world would know that the jackass (meaning Willard) folds so easily.

No wonder, Ann has disappeared from the campaign trail!


5/18/2012 5:17:40 PM

Did you see it, did you? assholesarethem.com is taken! Amen!


5/18/2012 5:15:18 PM

Breaking News: Candidate Romney has distanced himself from real Romney. Willard makes the concept of parallel universe comes alive. Amen! Where is Ann in her "human" yet $995 top? Annie, let's face it. You simply love the money and hate the gutter you are in. But, being a Mormon, you would continue loving the money while being in the gutter. Way to go girl!


5/18/2012 4:32:24 PM

Friends are the greatest. They reach out, they reach in and they get it. Through the ups & downs of life, they are there to hold you. I LOVE my friends. I love you too, but some of you are probably pissed off at my journal entries. That is ok. At least you know that you are getting the "raw" me. Life is not just about agreeing or disagreeing, it is about engaging. Hope we get a chance to engage. Otherwise, I wish you all my very best!


5/18/2012 3:39:44 PM

Palin demands that Americans must be real Americans. Then she explained: They must be unaware, uninformed, dumb and stupid (in her image). If you know anything useful and you can think, you are obviously not a real American.

And the applause was deafening, from the unaware, uninformed, dumb and stupid. Oh, wait, they call themselves the "tea party."


5/18/2012 3:36:27 PM

Dogma is for dogs, crying out for their moms.


5/18/2012 3:21:03 PM

Being moral and right may not always be the same. Hope you find the courage to be right, instead of shoving your head deep inside the skirt of being moral.


5/18/2012 2:48:55 PM

An upcoming book: Man Without A Soul

This book is about a man who often says that I do not apologize for being rich. When asked about his soul, Willard said that I sold it but the price was too great to pass. So don't you ever question me for being unable to connect with those who have a soul. I made money, and they did not. So there!


5/18/2012 2:36:38 PM

Ann is not on the campaign trail, did you notice, because she is pissed off at Willard for being dumb and clueless. I did not know that the Mormon church allowed watersports. Goes to show that you learn something everyday!


5/18/2012 2:33:57 PM

One of them Ripley's believe it or not: Willard Mitt Romney Was A Mormon Bishop Before He Became A Politician! You can Google it, if you wish.


5/18/2012 2:28:02 PM

Did you catch that, did you? When asked about Willard, Boehner started crying, despite the fact that he had just come out of his tanning booth.


5/18/2012 2:23:35 PM

"When Romney came to town," as the documentary by Gingrich campaign explored. Now we know the answer. The town scooted out of town, for the fear of being taken over. The town folks, on the other hand, were held hostage by Romney.


5/18/2012 2:20:03 PM

When asked about his "public policy" positions, Willard asked "What is public?", followed by, "I have to ask Ann. She would not know much about public either but at least she knows the positions she made me take."


5/18/2012 2:15:17 PM

The Oxford dictionary just added Willard's photo to the definition/description of "misfit," for those who thought misfit was about Miss Fit with her dazzling body!


5/18/2012 2:12:04 PM

Smart men, or at least self-proclaimed smart men, can be so dumb and hilarious. Hilarious, you may ask? Yeah, because they haven't a clue.

Exhibit A for the dumb and clueless: Willard! I rest my case, your honor.


5/18/2012 1:40:21 PM

I wrote about the Facebook IPO a few days ago. I still stand by it, given that my prediction has already come true on the day of the IPO. The only reason the stock ended above the offer price is that underwriters stepped in to buy the stock to keep it above the offer price.


5/17/2012 4:58:52 PM

Did you notice something? Ann completely disappeared for almost a week. Ann knows which side the bread is buttered on. Oh wait, in Ann's case, she knows how the diamonds come. Being pissed off Willard is fine, so long Ann still has a stream on incoming diamonds.


5/17/2012 4:41:55 PM

Breaking News: Willard loves Bill Clinton!

Please help this fucking mindless, thoughtless, emotionless moron (yes, Mormon too) out of his brown paper bag. Trying to come across as the smartest kid, he is just digging deeper. Don't send money but sent him your views on how fucked up he is. Thank you!


5/17/2012 4:01:03 PM

What is the average number of wives between Willard, his father, and his grandfather? If your answer falls short of 2, you are clueless. No wonder Willard talks about the "traditional" marriage, that is unhinged from the tradition of his own family. Assholes always teach but never learn! Oh, asshole always preach what they don't practice.

Willard, spare us the pontification on "tradition," for most would detest the tradition of your own family!

Amen! Thank you for the applause. Mighty kind and thoughtful of you! Yours truly bows!


5/17/2012 3:56:03 PM

What a fucked up system: Republicans love employers and hate employees, and democrats love employees and hate employers! Folks, the two need each other. Don't you get it?

What a fucked up outcome of the rigged system for 2 parties, because alternative voices are simply ignored. Now, don't come at me saying that anyone can start a 3rd party, because we are so free. If you do, you are more fucked up than the system. You would never get it. Learn the system and how it is rigged. If you figure it out, you have earned the right to banter with me. Until then, go watch the Fox News.


5/17/2012 3:46:57 PM

I used to watch the Fox News for obviously being fair & balanced. Took me a while, to get the joke. Don't get me wrong, I love knowing the extreme opposite opinions on any issues as an input into my forming the opinion. I have one humble requirement: The opinions must be rooted in some semblance of facts. Devoid of facts completely, Fox News offered comedic value when not much else was on my TV. And when comedy turned into annoyance, Fox New got cut out. I am sure as I had always been, that the fair & balanced is still spewing venom, unhinged from the facts and reality, although I don't watch them but I am sure their religion is strong, of lies and hatred.


5/16/2012 5:15:00 PM

Willard says he made it on his own. It would be akin to Jesus saying he made it on his own without the Holy Father.

I thought Willard was born with a silver car in his mouth, but he blew me away with his righteous indignation. He is right; he was born with a golden car up his rear.

Willard is great, with the best family values (he tells us), and the right definition of marriage (he tells us) that deviates from his own grandfather of having 5 wives, of which one produced Willard's daddy. Let there be no confusion, the Granddad did say: Oh baby, it feels so good. And she said 9 moths later: It hurt like a bitch. Little did she know that she produced Willard's dad, whose son would visit upon us as the mother fucking savior.

Willard at the end is unhinged from his roots, family and values. I suspect a robot can learn a lot more than Willard, living in the actual, real world. No wonder, the dude is having an immensely difficult challenge of being a freaking human.


5/16/2012 5:01:21 PM

Willard is Exhibit A for what doesn't kill you makes you stranger. And the strangeness multiplies when you are born with a silver car in your mouth.


5/16/2012 4:58:42 PM

I rather have a smart enemy than a well-meaning loving dumb friend.


5/16/2012 4:40:33 PM

Quid pro quo: Does it mean that an actual pro is involved or merely a quid?


5/16/2012 4:37:08 PM

Break news from Fox News: If you can think, you are an elitist! Go away. For the rest of you, follow these instructions like the dummies you are: Half of you will go to the right, half of you to the left, and the remainder, the core, must follow us.

Yep, this is when the dumb gets dumber! Fits the Fox news perfectly.


5/16/2012 3:46:14 PM

Palin is soooo right that you don't need a title to make a difference in this country! Then why has she been given so many names (read, titles) by her friends and foes alike? Now that is something the dimwit would never get!

PS. I know the reason. Palin misspoke. She should have said that you do NOT need to know anything, but you can spew the venom, and twits would follow you! Amen! What a country, as the clueless said!


5/16/2012 3:36:28 PM

Back in the day, men pumped their women. Now Willard needs Ann to pump him, to perform on the stump. So much for the fucking traditional marriage Willard talks about!


5/16/2012 3:35:10 PM

A TV commenter just said that most don't have a beat on Willard. How dumb! Doesn't it require first to know that Willard has a beat to begin with? These TV pundits blow me away!


5/16/2012 3:31:05 PM

Willard said: I find "it" incomprehensible! Did you hear that? Did you? It could be any "it," but coming from Willard, it is precious indeed.

Wow, he admitted that there are some things that even he doesn't get, although he is an elder in the Church of Joe Smith. Yes, the same church that has baptized many after their death, even though they did not belong to his church, to save them, including many Jews who died in the Holocaust or fought the aftermath of Holocaust.


5/16/2012 3:20:19 PM

Back in the day, calling someone a "twit" had a meaning. When twits multiply, the word loses its meaning.

Willard: Although I say so many flattering things about you on this site, this is not meant to be flattering. I felt the need to spell it out for you, for no particular reason but what others tell me that you just don't get it.


5/15/2012 4:33:18 PM

Someone told Willard that those who live in glass houses should not throw stones. Willard being the billionaire he is, had a ready answer: I have serious secutiry around my house that no one else can afford - not just the house but the security as well.

Translation: I am a motherfucking asshole, and I will be, because I can afford it. Oh, let's not forget, Ann is just on the side!


5/15/2012 4:25:04 PM

So freaking amusing to hear Willard talk about marriage being between one man and one woman! Willard's grandfather believed in the marriage being between a man, and a woman, and a woman, and a woman, and a woman, and a woman. Heck it is hard to keep up with the count. He probably stopped because he couldn't bring in more girls. Even worse, Willard's grandfather left the US for Mexico where he could define his marriage the way he wanted and breed for Willard's father. And now Willard talks so vehemently about the immigration issue.

I would so totally agree with Willard on immigration, if that prevented his grandfather from coming back to the US, and thus we did not have to deal with the split-personality, multiple-personality of Willard. I wonder if shrinks would call this genetic or environmental challenges. Whatever it is, there are a few missing brain cells in our friend Willard.


5/15/2012 4:14:51 PM

Breaking News: Willard asked for lobotomy to become appealing. Surgeons refused because they needed something at least minimal to build upon.


5/15/2012 4:08:29 PM

Ann is a great surrogate for Willard. She has the greatest appeal for misery, with who she has lived for some 50 years!


5/15/2012 4:06:49 PM

Breaking news: Willard has applied to the city council to paint his $12 million house white in La Jolla, California, in which he plans to install an elevator for his cars, in case the writing on the wall comes true. Mitt is a great analytical man. He prepares for all contingencies, and especially for the blindingly obvious one. (Hint: The White House!)


5/15/2012 4:02:32 PM

Wow, Willard is seriously worried about the endorsement from W. As I wrote before, poor Mitt is worried about the guided/unguided missile but in his behind.

Mitt reminds me of something I often say: When you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there. But the "there" for Willard may not be a famous house that is white.


5/15/2012 3:56:14 PM

The founding fathers - yes, they were all fathers and not a mother in sight - warned us about the tyranny of majority. Time and again, we come to this threshold sadly. Minority in any way shape or form, deserves the same protection of the constitution that we all enjoy. United we stand, divided we fall. What would you do?


5/15/2012 3:46:50 PM

Bubba endorsed Romney! Bubba is W for the uninitiated. This surely puts a rocket in Romney's behind. The question is if this rocket is guided or unguided. We will know that only when and where Romney lands!

BTW, the key issue about rockets/missiles is less about power and more about guidance.


5/15/2012 3:40:38 PM

Back in the day, they did/could sell skin. Now if you are out of your skin, you are SOL.


5/11/2012 7:05:50 PM

Oh Ann Romney, you are so precious!

You are caring (your handlers tell me so, though I can not attest), almost attractive (Mitt told me so, though I am still struggling for the reasons, I confess) and so willing to spread for money (and, this one I am sure of)!

Have some respect for yourself, but it may not be easy, given your pompous life! Your days of sucking dicks like Mitt's should be over at this age, unless you are a total fucking pushover, but that makes sense. You are a pushover. I so totally get it!


5/11/2012 6:55:36 PM

Willard totally disappeared from the campaign trail today, for many blindingly obvious  reasons. I wonder whose face in whose crotch, between Willard and Ann. I would like to think that someone is blowing someone to keep the other warm.


5/11/2012 6:46:03 PM

Let Pontiac go bankrupt Great news if you own a Pontiac! Don't worry about the year, model or year. The town of Pontiac is available for cheaper than anything your Pontiac is worth. Go for it and own the town. But before you do that, consider what would happen if Romney wrote an op-ed in New York Times, entitled "Let Pontiac go bankrupt."


5/11/2012 6:31:38 PM

I totally respect Jamie Dimon. I would not be surprised if he offs himself, for he is a proud person, and I would totally get it. I rather have Jamie recognize the good he has done and use his talent for doing the right thing. Jamie is so freakin talented that he can change the world. I just wish he would come to the real world, and not just be the the spokesperson for the motherfuckers who just want to fuck us. I am not about to excuse Jamie here - he chose and knew how to fuck us, and he totally fucked us.

Jamie, you hurt real people through your deeds, fuck your beliefs. You can excel at doing the right thing, I know. Choice is yours! I am not here to save your soul, for you may be beyond that. You may be able to salvage whatever little that is left of your soul. As always, my best!

If the good Lord chooses for you to rot in hell, pls don't invite me! Thank you for listening to my rant.


5/11/2012 6:11:49 PM

Oh yeah, I am fine. Do NOT worry. I just express my emotions as shit hits the roof. LOL Even the shit has a context, as just about everything else.


5/11/2012 6:03:54 PM

What do you do when you kill the life-savings, dreams and emotions of millions? Jamie Dimon knows. And, the motherfucker blames the regulators and us for not stopping him, for fucking up royally. I hope he and his family, including his kids, feel the pain that he chose to inflict on others. Laws are made by, of and for assholes like him. I wish the laws understood the pain caused by motherfuckers like Jamie Dimon. I hope we realize that the greatest pain is not always caused by a gun, for Jamie Dimon's of the world are our witness.

Please good Lord, forgive me for saying this, but I will say it anyway: Jamie Dimon, I hope you die the most painful death, and I hope your family experiences it too, if they care for you as a human and not as just as a convenient motherfuckers who simply brought in millions every year.


5/11/2012 5:47:54 PM

I am deadly against the death penalty but motherfuckers like Jamie Dimon make me rethink!


5/11/2012 5:32:47 PM

Motherfucking assholes like Jamie Dimon blame the regulators for not catching them for wrongdoing before they fucked us! His excuse, you might ask: We were fucking you but you could and should have stopped us. Thus, it is your fault.

The Lord be my witness for not seeking harm to others, I wish motherfuckers like Jamie Dimon die a painful death. Good Lord, please forgive me, for having human emotions.


5/11/2012 5:27:34 PM

Love love love the bumper sticker: Willard he limp! He can be what you want.


5/11/2012 5:16:47 PM

Those who make arguments based on faith sadly know the least about the facts of their faith. Moral of the story: Faith can not make up for being dumb!


5/11/2012 5:08:25 PM

The rational makes an argument, powered by facts, whereas the rest, shall we say, rely on plain irrationality. Faith and fact are not contradictory, but they do require some mental faculty to reconcile.


5/11/2012 5:04:12 PM

You are the lowest, slowest and dumbest weakling if you have to depend on the Bible to defend you, for you have run out of rational thoughts and your neanderthal roots are becoming blindingly obvious.


5/11/2012 5:02:11 PM

I wish Willard and his family my very best, although we may disagree on some issues. Hope Willard's family chooses to give his brain for research, as the family of Junior Seau did, for humanity to learn about what is wrong with his brain and what caused it.


5/11/2012 4:58:35 PM

If you are giving mom what she can use on mother's day, you are giving her shit. Marketing decisively beat your sanity! And don't be proud.


5/11/2012 4:51:49 PM

WTF, I didn't even know about "attachment parenting." The Time magazine is going where even Star Trek didn't go. I wonder how Sheldon would react to it.


5/11/2012 4:39:54 PM

Suckers are essential to capitalism! Mark my words: Price of Facebook shares is going to be the highest on the day of the IPO, give or take a few ticks and wild gyrations thereafter, for a while. Facebook shares 5 years from the IPO would be near worthless, if Facebook still exists. Don't get me wrong, the likes of Zuckerberg would be billionaires. You would be left holding the bag, and that is precisely the reason why suckers in capitalism are an essential ingredient.


5/11/2012 4:37:26 PM

Why do people always talk about the prayers that were answered? I have a hunch that the amount of prayers that were not answered is a an order of magnitude greater.


5/11/2012 4:24:52 PM

Travolta's lawyer says that they are ready for the trial, if it comes to that. They are first going to present Travolta's package to show what he has got. Thus, the trial would not be covered live because the truth is quite big.


5/11/2012 4:13:51 PM

Research Findings: The concept of evolution does not apply to websites. The quality of people on a site declines over time, the study finds.


5/11/2012 4:10:51 PM

A wise man once said (They used to men only, back in the day!) that people get the government they deserve. Allow me to put forth Exhibit 1: The US of A.


5/11/2012 4:05:49 PM

It is delicious when a smug asshole like Jamie Dimon falls flat on his face and tastes his own personal puke. Hope he recognizes all those he fucked, including his own mother.


5/11/2012 3:52:36 PM

Just because you have never been in trouble doesn't mean you are not, as Willard shows. Even the inmates at San Quentin say that you are not a bank robber until you are caught.


5/11/2012 3:47:41 PM

The new bumper sticker for the Romney campaign: Willard is limp! He can be what you want. Followed by: If this sticker doesn't work, wait for the next one. Told you, he is limp!


5/11/2012 3:45:12 PM

Breaking news: Willard is the man without manhood! Translation for the uninitiated: Willard is limp on everything and totally believes he can fit in, without realizing that you have to be hard to fit into at least some things.


5/11/2012 3:41:35 PM

Wow, how they talk on TV! Willard's biggest selling point is Ann. Thought we made it illegal to sell people, especially women! Where the heck are we going!


5/11/2012 3:34:32 PM

The only acceptable compromise is on the details, and never at the core!


5/11/2012 3:27:37 PM

I wonder who had the greater staying power: Willard or his grandfather? Willard's grandfather had 5 wives and moved to Mexico to breed one of his wives to produce Willard's father. I wonder if Mexico wishes it had the border fence at the time, so that they would not have to deal with the venom he spews! I suspect many more wish that the US had a border fence, so that we would not have to deal with the sins of "his fathers."


5/11/2012 3:24:30 PM

Did you notice that Willard disappeared from the campaign today? I wonder which swinging dick he would come out with tomorrow!


5/11/2012 3:17:09 PM

Evolution has been breeding out the neanderthals. If you do not believe in evolution, I have the good and the bad news for you. The good news demands that I congratulate you, for having escaped evolution and being a surviving neanderthal. And, the bad news demands that I tell you about the inevitable.


5/11/2012 3:11:34 PM

Have you ever paused and thought about "social conservatives?" I am still working on it, but so far, I have found them to be not evolved and full of hatred.


5/11/2012 3:07:47 PM

I wonder if Willard knows where the tablets are. That would be a freakin coup for a shoe-in in the election, if he does.

Even Mel Brook knew that one tablet broke; thus, only 10 commandments.


5/11/2012 3:03:57 PM

Whatever good is happening in your life, "I will take credit for that." Just because .......  Willard said so!


5/11/2012 3:02:16 PM

The mother's day, or father's day, or pigeon's day is a stark example of marketing winning over the civilization. Whatever any of these days mean to you or don't, marketing wins!


5/11/2012 2:58:18 PM

I never believed Willard was straight, or even bi, because he has had multiple positions on every issues. Accordingly, the most appropriate label for Mitt is "swinger." Even more cool? Ann cooperates! QED.


5/11/2012 2:47:03 PM

The "Sleep Number Bed" ad is so amusing, saying: ... better sleep for both of you...! Wow, is that all their target customers do in bed?


5/11/2012 2:00:57 PM

Hollywood was named after Holly after she got good wood, and the whole "village" was totally impressed!


5/11/2012 1:55:02 PM

Did you hear about that gay Irish couple: Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick?


5/11/2012 1:48:34 PM

Do clues help the clueless?


5/11/2012 1:40:48 PM

Patience is a virtue for those who have a lot of free time on their hands!


5/10/2012 4:17:20 PM

The motto "We give it to you the Greek way!" can not be more true than the current economic crisis!


5/10/2012 3:35:41 PM

What a croc of you know what when an ad says: ..... how math and science make the world go .... ! Math and science do NOT make the world go around, they merely explain how the world goes around.


5/10/2012 3:32:41 PM

What a sad story! Bachmann's husband is 100% Swiss and Switzerland was the the first country to legalize gay marriage. The tragedy is that he ended up marrying her, despite being gay. Desperate men can indeed stoop too low!


5/10/2012 3:20:59 PM

Isn't is hilarious that even Poland has a Cleveland? Imagine the potential of jokes multiplied!


5/10/2012 3:19:18 PM

What's the fuss with this gay marriage routine? Even the Bible forbade you from "coochie coochie" they neighbor's wife, but not from other kind of coochie coochie, even with thy neighbors!


5/10/2012 3:08:47 PM

Common ground for Evangelical, Mormon and Catholic teachings is the rejection of contraceptives. Why did Romney have only 5 kids? Did Ann run dry, or did Romney lose what it takes, or they colluded to cheat for contraceptives?

Oh, it gets better! 5 boys and only 8 grandchildren? And one son has twins through a surrogate!


5/10/2012 3:01:18 PM

We are fortunate to live in powerful times, as humanity always has!


5/10/2012 2:59:46 PM

I come to collarme to be amazed. I have hardly been disappointed. Thank you!


5/10/2012 2:59:29 PM

Folks who insist that you read their profile before messaging often tend to be - not always - who do not read yours!


5/10/2012 2:56:32 PM

Perfect is not just the enemy of good, but it is also the enemy of most of us.


5/10/2012 2:53:57 PM

Why do people use "potted plants" as a punchline? I kind of like potted plants!


5/10/2012 2:52:43 PM

It is not easy to take someone as they are, unless they made an effort to be somewhat presentable.


5/10/2012 2:50:28 PM

I feel terrible for Switzerland when I learned about the Swiss citizenship of Michelle Bachmann, for one person can destroy the reputation of the country, as Osama bin Dead did for Afghanistan.


5/10/2012 2:46:23 PM

Is being regular the same as being normal? They keep showing these ads on TV for being regular.


5/10/2012 2:42:33 PM

Where the heck the term "smell test" come from? Did the farter deny the fart?


5/10/2012 2:34:40 PM

Journey is indeed the fun part, except when you are flying.


5/10/2012 2:30:59 PM

We do not learn and grow through agreement.


5/10/2012 2:27:00 PM

Discovery, and yes even epiphany, occurs when you are not sure. If you have discovered the mean of something - worse, the meaning of life - you have stopped thinking, and thus living.


5/10/2012 2:22:12 PM

When Willard Mitt Romney picks Marco Rubio as his VP choice, what would that ticket be called? RoRu, or RuRo, or MittRu, or MaRo, or ......?????


5/10/2012 2:18:31 PM

Barney Franks just destroyed Tony Perkins on Hardball. Reason and compassion do have winning days over insanity.


5/9/2012 8:08:59 PM

Half the country supports something means fuck all! What BS the left or right wingers spew! How dumb can they be! I feel like invoking the Lord, but I choose against it. Even mere humans can figure out the venom they spew, without anything productive!


5/9/2012 8:04:42 PM

There comes a time when the nation demands separation from some parts of it. To the extent we keep saying that those parts matter, we make them feel important. I demand to kick them out of the US. (RE: Voting in NC last night)

The best defense is the offense. Let's kick out the bastards who are degenerate, before they make us live and accept degeneration. For those who refuse to evolve and submit to damnation, I suggest we all comply. Send them to damnation, and find a fast track through scripture, if it exist. Doing god's work to lead them to damnation may indeed be totally special.

Woohoo, and that would be a special world, devoid of hatred!


5/9/2012 7:53:26 PM

Twits are precious, for they create a happy space for the rest of us. Be blessed!


5/9/2012 7:41:42 PM

Romney says that a "union" is a thing, and his emotions (or whatever the heck you call them for Romney) show it. He goes on to ask, if the proper union is between a man and woman, or the money that the man has for the woman who sucks up to him, or the man who is clueless!

Hey, let's go Ann. She totally digs it! Ann, You have found the man that is clueless, even more than you are, and you can milk him. Although I thought that milking was a kink on a site like this! A great skill to milk a man for his money, and you have totally nailed it.

Romney's grandfather indeed had it in a different way, of course for the "tradition," that Romney believes in: A man for himself before he is for a woman, and a woman, and for a woman, and then for another woman, let age (meaning underage) be damned!


5/9/2012 4:55:30 PM

Yes, I am sane, until I confront insanity.


5/9/2012 4:52:33 PM

You are a weakling when you do something for not "betraying your religion." Hello, your brain matters. You may be freakin clueless but the creator gave you one of them brain things, sometimes unfortunately. Use it! You might learn something and do some good, besides bending over and taking it.


5/9/2012 4:48:12 PM

Obama's reversal on gay marriage startles Michelle. I wonder how much it has to do with going from front to back.


5/9/2012 4:46:09 PM

We can still learn from the Russians. They made a plane disappear, over Indonesia, with 46+ passengers. Now that is freakin' stealth technology!


5/9/2012 4:42:25 PM

Remembering Vidal Sasoon! A man who changed the industry but never his hairstyle!


5/9/2012 4:41:06 PM

Beat the clock? Huh? Is it like the closing time and the last call on a Friday night?


5/9/2012 4:36:37 PM

Congratulations to the CIA for catching the underwear bomber! A job well done, indeed!

Latest reports indicate that the CIA is working frantically to detect the g-string bomber. Oh, and they are looking at other letters too, beyond g. If they can learn at least 6 letters in 10 years, they are liable to learn all 26. It is just a matter of time. And that is at the core of the worry.


5/9/2012 4:31:34 PM

When you have a suspicion that something's wrong with your transmission, order Viagra.

Engine replacement is a heck of lot more expensive than fixing the transmission.


5/9/2012 4:27:34 PM

Human issues become social issues only when it comes to interaction with others. Every religion, whether we love it or hate it or belong to it or reject it, teaches Humanity 101. Love thy neighbors and do unto others.... So when you throw bricks on others, in the name of religion, learn about your religion, for you are liable to find that the violence you may choose to inflict on others in the name of your religion is fundamentally against the teachings of your religion.

Be aware, be informed, to be a better person according to any dogma, but for the one the fucking politicians created for you, in the name of YOUR religion. Hate is NOT the solution. Be FOR something, and NOT against something.


5/9/2012 4:12:48 PM

North Carolina proved yesterday that rednecks not only exist but they are a majority in some areas of the country. Additionally, they proved that evolution has indeed bypassed some parts of the world.


5/9/2012 4:10:06 PM

When you can not only accept but cherish the love that others have, no religion can help your soul.


5/9/2012 4:05:10 PM

Wherever the saying "Another one bites the dust" came from! Dust can NOT be bitten. It has to be swallowed.

Moral of the story: Dumbest things last forever. Sanity hardly ever takes a hold, no matter how profound the saying. Be dumb, say stupid things, and folks would remember you!


5/9/2012 3:58:25 PM

Romney's position on "traditional" marriage is more nuanced that we realize. His "family tradition" from his grandfather is that the "traditional marriage" is between a man and a woman, then another woman, and then another woman, and then another woman. I would not even go to the underage routine of his lineage (tradition).


5/9/2012 3:54:34 PM

Romney is unequivocal on the gay marriage! On all other issues, he is bi.


5/9/2012 3:53:29 PM

Win, lose or draw. Huh? Do you have to be an artist to enter the battle of wits?


5/9/2012 3:41:42 PM

Your future is in your hands, so they tell us. Accordingly, be careful of what you hold or rub.  Location and placement matter!


5/8/2012 5:42:54 PM

Are "playoffs" like casual encounters until you get serious in the finals?


5/8/2012 5:32:50 PM

Being an ass that others despise simply shows that you are an asshole. Take lessons in being respectful to others. Respect and care would take you much farther than being an ass. Being an ass would totally get you fucked, and not in a good way. Even when you know that you are a loser, try not to announce it on the PA system.


5/8/2012 5:27:30 PM

LOVE the south, with their accent! Girls sound so freakin sexy and guys sound so gay!


5/8/2012 5:16:06 PM

Dick Lugar got dicked tonight!


5/8/2012 4:55:43 PM

Folks who talk about one bad apple in the barrel tend to be the ones who are in the barrel, not to mention blaming the barrel, for who they are.


5/8/2012 3:34:56 PM

So, what do you think of the "whole grain fiber" ads? Do they really compel you to buy the $hit? Ooops, I meant the stuff that is supposed to help with such bodily function.


5/8/2012 3:21:56 PM

Back in the day, breaking stuff was considered a a bad thing, or a flaw if you wish. How times have changed! Cable new channels take pride in breaking news. Worse yet, most times it is not even about breaking something of value, but they still demand the honor of doing so.


5/7/2012 5:09:46 PM

Does being consistently inconsistent make one consistent?


5/7/2012 4:55:52 PM

Do you want a great reflection of you, or great you?


5/7/2012 3:33:56 PM

Breaking News: Breaking news is not worth breaking anything!


5/7/2012 3:22:35 PM

"Collective bargaining" sounds kind of kinky!


5/7/2012 3:10:06 PM

Respect your opponent, they tell us. I somewhat agree. Respect your opponent until you figure our a way to destroy then. Then call in Nike: Just do it! Mission accomplished!

Moral of the story: Make your opponent respect you!


5/7/2012 2:28:17 PM

Only the evolving believe in evolution!


5/6/2012 4:12:12 PM

A lack of the Triple Crown in decades simply shows that you can not score every time!


5/6/2012 4:10:33 PM

Back in the day, some men had five wives. Wonder what Romney thinks about missing out on the deal his grandfather had!


5/6/2012 4:06:46 PM

Your strength makes your partner stronger, and vice-versa.


5/6/2012 4:05:18 PM

Often times, the honor is simply walking away from the dingbat who doesn't deserve you, instead of complying. Kicking a$$ is indeed part of the honor!


5/6/2012 4:03:03 PM

Collarme should offer mental health services, for free, to dingbats that have "slut" in their name here.


5/6/2012 3:59:00 PM

Shucks, Sarkozy is gone! Who would now represent the arrogant and beautiful? By beautiful, I mean Carla Bruni.


5/6/2012 3:54:45 PM

What happens when a robot mates with a fake empathetic woman who wears $900+ designer tops to appear average? Answer: They make 5 kids, have $200+ million in accounts around the world, including the Caymans, and the robot runs for Presidency of the US. They are so totally average, in a parallel universe! I am so ready to pick this pair, in a parallel universe, of course.


5/6/2012 3:41:55 PM

Prick of a pen can be more powerful than the prick of a prick! Oh wait, it always it. A prick must never be allowed to prick, but himself.


5/5/2012 5:07:12 PM

Penetration! Getting to the hole! Wow, that's what they just said in the Basketball playoff. What they can get away with, in the name of a sport!


5/5/2012 5:04:52 PM

Soul searching has got to be the longest lasting avocation in the history of humankind, for no one has ever found a soul. But hey, go at it!


5/5/2012 5:02:20 PM

The dude who coined the term "cowboy" -- he has gotta be a dude -- didn't not think about how the mothers of those boys would feel.


5/5/2012 4:57:54 PM

In case you missed the live coverage, a horse won the Kentucky Derby. Let's not get into the details of whether it was a filly, mare or colt. From what I could tell, it was a horse.


5/5/2012 4:55:41 PM

Why do cowboys ride horses?


5/5/2012 4:47:50 PM

Before you think of me as a sports nut, nothing could be further from the truth. It is precisely the reason that I can amuse myself with sports when no good comedy programs are on TV.


5/5/2012 4:46:11 PM

What does unnecessary roughness in football say about the absolutely necessary roughness?


5/5/2012 4:44:06 PM

Did you know that folks in Kentucky import ice from Ohio because they lost their recipe?


5/5/2012 4:40:34 PM

Why is Saturday night not special in Dallas? It i is no different from other nights!


5/5/2012 4:32:04 PM

So heartwarming to see the NBA saluting high GPA achievers. Of course it did not feature any of the NBA players. The moron from NBA had to be given an "honorary" degree, and you know what that means. He could not even imagine getting a degree, and he was thrilled to get a piece of paper that is worthless, but of course he didn't get it, with the brain power he has. Just goes to show, money can buy many things but it can not help you grow a brain!


5/5/2012 4:05:23 PM

The term "horse's ass" came from the Derby, and it was not about horses.


5/5/2012 4:01:26 PM

Oh you might ask: If you are so perturbed (I know you would use more choice words!), why are you watching the Derby? The answer is simple: It was the best comedy I could find on TV, and the horses were great.


5/5/2012 3:59:04 PM

So freakin' hilarious that they are talking about the greatest philosophers of all times. Thought the Derby was about horses, and the asses who collect the prize.


5/5/2012 3:53:13 PM

Isn't the person shedding tears of joy oxymoronic? And what's oxy among friends! Go for the basics.


5/5/2012 3:44:46 PM

Why is blue grass legal but the green kind is not?


5/5/2012 3:41:31 PM

Isn't getting paid for a stud to koochie koochie thy mare pimping? Thought that is illegal! Oh, I get it. It is Kentucky!


5/5/2012 3:34:44 PM

Damn, I was writing the last entry and missed the whole race. See what I mean?


5/5/2012 3:31:12 PM

Did you hear that? Did you really hear that? The commentator asked how the track is playing. I thought the track is steady, holding the ground so to speak, and others including horses play on it. Sounds like a perfect, preemptive strike by those who are liable to lose.


5/5/2012 3:28:54 PM

How many hours does TV need to hype an event that lasts less than 2 minutes? Too many! Of course, I am referring to the Kentucky Derby!


5/5/2012 3:27:33 PM

The colt finishing first in the Kentucky Derby becomes the most prized stud. Whatever happened to lasting longer? Hmmm, some happy ending are indeed different?


5/5/2012 3:00:32 PM

Something fascinating about basketball: What matters typically happens in the last 5 minutes, if not in the last minute. Then, why not just shorten the game and restrict it to when the stuff happens?


5/4/2012 5:08:46 PM

The "common ground" usually means the place where we can meet and you would fall in the hole!


5/4/2012 5:01:25 PM

So fucking tired of Secret Service agents tying to be noble. MF'ers, you chose the job. No one forced you. Glad you performed well. Cashing in for what you did, when a president died, seems so far from being noble. Just another a-hole trying to cash in.

Don't get me wrong. It is a tough job, for which you can lose your life. BUT, M'fers, you chose to do that and you were paid for it. The tragedy is when you ask for sympathy. If nothing happened, you lived on the high hog, for which we paid. If something did happen, you want sympathy that would generate money for you through your books and TV appearances. Shame on you!


5/4/2012 4:45:19 PM

Within or without is the wrong choice. The right approach is to fuck that and let's make it better. The best attack is from the outside,even when you belong.


5/4/2012 4:21:33 PM

LOVE it. Got the domain name I wanted for my next venture! Sorry, I know it doesn't mean much to you. Sorry for sharing my excitement.


5/4/2012 3:58:47 PM

Working on the next business idea has me all worked up. So many thoughts and clutter in the head. I am familiar with the process. The clutter is rather productive. Let it grow. Think of a funnel. Little ideas explode into possibilities like the wide end of the funnel. Then, think of a reverse funnel connected to it. Connect, articulate, asses and narrow. Then it just MAY be a good idea. I love this feeling of confusion and stress, trying to find a diamond in the rough! It may or may not be there, I know. But if you don't try, it shall never be there.


5/4/2012 2:59:44 PM

Totally love what Oscar Wilde said: I am not young enough to know everything!


5/4/2012 2:46:12 PM

I LOVE how they talk about the "teachable moment." Translation: I (or someone) f'ed up big time! It is often better to learn before reaching the teachable moment. Certainly don't f'cking try to teach from the teachable moment.


5/3/2012 3:30:23 PM

Level of arrogance online is directly proportional to the level of indifference/rejection you suffer in real-life. The volume of emails you receive does not reflect your appeal but the volume of losers online.

Oooooops, I just said the truth and it would make so many go off the handle, assuming they had a handle to begin with.

Moral of the story: Truth hurts and the hurt is multiplied online.


5/3/2012 3:12:18 PM

Is non-verbal the same as non-oral, screwed up in the world of being politically correct?


5/3/2012 2:50:31 PM

I for one would be willing to pay more taxes to send Newt to the Moon Colony that he so wishes.


5/3/2012 2:49:05 PM

Political correctness (PC) gone amuck! In today's PC, not all Asians are Asians, but of certain physical features.


5/3/2012 2:43:27 PM

The new China and old China are both Chinese!


5/3/2012 2:24:57 PM

When someone controls your heart, can that someone prevent a cardiac? Damn, all those surgeons would be unemployed. No wonder, they don't want to let the recipe out.


5/3/2012 2:21:20 PM

Ever listened to the Canadian national anthem? Did you catch the line: We stand on hard for thee?

Before you fly off the handle, I am an ex-Montrealer.


5/3/2012 2:16:28 PM

What's with the lingo of "the scene?" Last time I witnessed someone make a scene, folks called the police. And, it went downhill from there, and we were not even on a hill.


5/3/2012 2:05:20 PM

Not all Republicans are bigots, to be sure. But most bigots are Republicans!


5/3/2012 2:03:22 PM

Kentucky Derby reminds me of events where the anticipation builds up for hours, days or even months, but the damn event lasts for less that 2 minutes. Now, that's some happy ending!


5/3/2012 2:00:28 PM

The tip of an iceberg is pretty damn huge!


5/3/2012 1:55:38 PM

When you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there!


5/3/2012 1:55:14 PM

One thing money can not buy is poverty!


5/3/2012 1:52:26 PM

Newt finally realized that the train had left the tracks!


5/3/2012 1:40:48 PM

Have you smiled lately? I know it looks great on you, although I may not even know you. Keep smiling!


5/2/2012 4:37:59 PM

What is the difference between extra-marital and intra-marital affairs? Doesn't an affair indicate what is meant, without adding the redundancy of being extra?


5/2/2012 4:27:06 PM

Hate requires effort, the effort that is wasted. Hate comes because the person meant something. Appreciate what the person meant, and let go of anger. At the end of the day, it is you who has to deal with these emotions. The choice is yours!

Please do not get me wrong. I am not suggesting that you are wrong or it is easy. You may never get there. What I am suggesting is that we must make an effort to move in that direction, although we may never reach the destination. The process of trying to reach the destination is what we call healing.


5/2/2012 4:24:06 PM

It is not only acceptable but also desirable that every person you loved, before parting way, has left a part of her/him with you. Admire and appreciate the love, despite challenges that led to separation. People can be good, even when they are not a good fit. Those people not only allowed us to feel love and happiness but also helped us grow. Yes, it begins to sound like the old Willie Nelson song: To all the girls I loved before!


5/1/2012 5:59:56 PM

It can not be a good feeling when your dog uses you instead of a fire hydrant. Poor Romney! But then again, Mormonism does allow owning multiple dogs.

Stop it! I an equal opportunity challenger of all religions, or none for that matter.


5/1/2012 5:55:00 PM

If you are too eager, the salesperson would take you for a test drive. Oh, I am not talking just about cars!


5/1/2012 5:49:10 PM

We have two ears but only one mouth (Darwinism at work!) because it is easier to spout than absorb.


5/1/2012 5:48:17 PM

Communication is often more about what is not said than what is said.


5/1/2012 5:39:20 PM

"Victory" sometimes is when you walk away and not wait for the bitter end.


5/1/2012 5:36:51 PM

A girl who can give you more than one swollen head is precious.


4/29/2012 10:45:42 PM

Do you know that commercial on TV that says: Every kiss begins with K? It forgets to mention that every kiss ends with SS.


4/29/2012 4:03:40 PM

Why are the restaurants they are trying to "save" on the Food Channel are almost owned by the freaking dumbest people in the world?


4/29/2012 4:00:49 PM

I do NOT want anything from you. I hope you do not want anything from me. Ok, good! Now we can interact.


4/29/2012 3:59:10 PM

Desperation is the least appealing of attributes!


4/29/2012 3:47:27 PM

I feel compelled to say it again, although I have written about it before. It is not the most attractive aspect that you got screwed by someone, that he was bad and you "chose' to be with him, or you were simply naive.

Understand that your life is ahead of you. Complaining about how someone fucked you up in the past and you are still bitter about it, is not the most inviting!

In a weird way, I understand it. I am just encouraging you to approach life differently. Always know, the best is ahead of you. Try to smile, if you can!


4/29/2012 3:01:43 PM

I met Santorum in a flight, sitting next to me, many years ago, when he was a lowly congressman from PA. I never realized how big an a$$hole he could become, given time and ignorant electorate.

Moral of the story? Only time can expose the size of a growing, ignorant and arrogant a$$hole! Oh, and the clueless, dumb and stupid electorate are both the perpetrators and the victim. We always feel bad about the victim, and we should, but when they are spreading wide, they are liable to be slammed.

Admit it, if you were swinging for him, you learned that your swinging dick was rather small and embarrassing.


4/29/2012 2:53:30 PM

Just because I wrote about Hockey doesn't mean other sports are immune to the funky language. For example, football (The American kind) has $hit like:

  • Unnecessary roughness, implying the some kind of roughness is totally needed: Not only accepted but expected
  • Wide-receiver and tight-end positions: I rather not say anything
  • Quarterback being in the rear end of a BIG guy at the line of scrimmage

I can go on. You get the point. Enjoy your sports!


4/29/2012 2:44:30 PM

Hockey playoffs are in full swing! Ever wondered about the language they use:

  • Power play
  • 2 on 1
  • 3 on 2
  • 3 on 1
  • A goalie that takes it from ever angle, and tries to defend, but accepts it, without choice, when it goes in ( I mean the puck), in his net.
  • And, so on

Wow, only if people knew!


4/29/2012 2:34:31 PM

Why is the Philadelphia hockey team called Flyers? For cryin' out loud, the Philly airport is a disaster worse than Afghanistan. Yes, I have been to well over a hundred airports. Beyond that, flying was invented - or at least the aircraft - in the adjoining state of Ohio. Yep, the Wright brothers! Ah, I get it, the Flyers want to get the hell out of Philly. After all, there is an old joke for prizes in a lottery: First prize is a trip to Philly, and the second prize is two trips for Philly.

Before you get all worked up, I have indeed lived in PA. Lighten up!


4/29/2012 2:17:40 PM

Why is "icing on the cake" supposed to be so good, when icing in Hockey draws a whistle?


4/29/2012 2:12:32 PM

Before it gets confusing, please do know that my writings can be fiction or non-fiction, but the expressions are real.


4/29/2012 2:08:36 PM

He said: I loved you and I wanted you. And, you heard those words. Now that you are gone, I realize, I needed you, the expression I never used before. Time moves on, and we move on. But timing can be the worst enemy. I wish you my best now!


4/29/2012 1:52:52 PM

When arrogance (ok, ignorance) exceeds reality, one is liable to confront either abuse or rejection. Adjust the wavelength with reality and expectations!


4/29/2012 1:49:33 PM

Often what you say matters less that the tone of voice, the inflections, and the body language. While it is challenging to "feel" all that in typing, sometimes it does come across. Words can indeed be powerful!


4/28/2012 3:36:00 PM

What's with "breathless?" Last time I saw someone breathless, police had cordoned off the area.


4/28/2012 3:32:51 PM

Were you there when your life happened? Engage and conquer!


4/28/2012 2:49:25 PM

The song, "Looking for love in all the wrong places," was released before CM came about.


4/28/2012 2:46:34 PM

Life is good until it is great!


4/28/2012 1:43:57 PM

When I went to the Holy-land, they told me that Jesus had gone out. And then they told me that it was some two thousand years ago. That's when I realized that I should never again be late to meetings again, for some meetings could turn out to be "once in a lifetime" chance.


4/28/2012 1:39:02 PM

Who says that the peg is always square and the hole is always round!


4/28/2012 1:25:18 PM

Isn't Hockey so dirty when they talk about 5 on 4 or 5 on 3? And, they call it "power play." I bet it is. Oh, then they give a "standing ovation."


4/27/2012 5:23:43 PM

When you feel compelled to "play the card," you have either lost the battle or you are fighting the wrong battle.


4/27/2012 5:15:35 PM

So freaking unappealing when you ask me to go to another site to learn about you!


4/27/2012 5:11:50 PM

Who did the calculation when they said: An ounce of prevention is better than a pound of cure? Sounds like BS, coming from the back-end, without any scientific support.


4/27/2012 5:08:05 PM

A clue is what you get, when you miss the point.


4/27/2012 5:06:22 PM

Did you know that the Boner family had to change their family name to Boehner, because the boner did not work, per Darwinism? The least desirable had to find a way back into society. Low & behold, the moron is now the Speaker. Oh my!

Fucking stop your comments, I said moron, NOT Mormon.


4/27/2012 4:55:41 PM

The best jokes are not about inventing something special or new, but commenting on life. Before you fly off the handle (which handle anyway?), I am not a comedian, nor am I clairvoyant. I just know a joke when I hear or see one.


4/27/2012 4:50:10 PM

He said: I wish I had said I love you too. But timing is everything! It is neither here or there.


4/27/2012 4:47:38 PM

More often than not, BSD (big swinging dick) is a sign of LUM (little underdeveloped mind)!


4/27/2012 4:35:02 PM

I wonder if Newt should be a resident and not just a visitor to zoos.


4/27/2012 4:32:04 PM

When in a conundrum, struggling for the meaning of life, hope you pause and ask: Would it matter 5 years from now? If not, it is a pimple on your ass, annoying but terminal.


4/27/2012 4:19:17 PM

Anger is an emotion you exhibit when not a scintilla of your existence could muster understanding or compassion.


4/27/2012 4:14:19 PM

The language games continue. Why is someone being "frothy" bad? I like my beer with a good head. Damn, don't even go there.


4/27/2012 4:11:39 PM

"Let's be clear" is a preamble to a less than profound statement by someone confused or inarticulate or full of self-doubt.


4/27/2012 4:08:31 PM

Sometimes it is more important to know what not to do.


4/27/2012 4:04:19 PM

Sad is what happens when I sometimes (not always) read profiles on CM.


4/27/2012 4:01:30 PM

Full coverage on American TV means showing you everything except for the ads we will force you to watch, no matter what is going on.


4/27/2012 3:59:48 PM

Even Poland has Cleveland!


4/27/2012 3:58:42 PM

What does "thicker skin" mean? I have not come across anyone who wanted a thicker skin.


4/27/2012 3:57:13 PM

How ironic that fun and funny are so very different!


4/27/2012 3:56:12 PM

Why hide behind words like biatch or bytch. Come clean!


4/27/2012 3:54:32 PM

The start is often much easier than the end.


4/27/2012 3:53:52 PM

Sarcasm is the refuge for the witty!


4/27/2012 3:52:52 PM

San Francisco is grand. It has to be. I live here, damn it!


4/27/2012 3:43:02 PM

Destiny and density are two VERY different concepts. The language can be cruel (and typing too), for it is not just not a play on words but also on letters in a word.


4/27/2012 3:37:48 PM

Grab your wallet when someone tells you that he/she has a monopoly on heaven or the teachings from the Almighty! But then again, so many LordDickShits on this site pretend to be THE almighty!


4/27/2012 3:35:15 PM

When someone says, "Give me a break," know that he/she is pissed off. Head for the exit unless you can bust the proverbial balls. Oh, do NOT leave any evidence either.


4/27/2012 3:32:50 PM

Love is NOT what you give. Love is what you get.


4/27/2012 3:26:40 PM

CBS is reporting right now: New code of conduct issued for Secret Service agents. I can summarize it for you. It is not longer acceptable to go with the mantra: Wheels up, rings off and pants down. What a serious setback to the recruiting for secret service!


4/27/2012 3:21:35 PM

"You can not win for losing," as many say. Duh! Redundancy can make you look sophisticated.


4/27/2012 3:18:56 PM

Scientists are struggling to discover the funny bone. Now they are so desperate that they think it may not be a bone at all. You just have to wait to see how science changes the language. And, you thought it was the linguistics and the "makers" of literature!


4/27/2012 3:13:31 PM

Did you get on the table on your previous first or fifth dates? So why something has to be on the table when you discuss it?


4/27/2012 3:08:38 PM

He said, "I loved you when I sought you and when I lost you. I am still struggling to figure out what happened when I was with you."


4/27/2012 3:00:52 PM

I asked the phone company to give a "wrong number." They refused. Whatever happened to customer service?


4/27/2012 2:52:51 PM

Putting "the best foot forward" has nothing to do with your feet! Bet hallucinogens were legal when folks could come up with $shit like this and others, also on hallucinogens, put it in stone. Oh yeah, back in the day, when rocks were soft, they could put it in stone. Much harder now, though.


4/27/2012 2:40:00 PM

Not making a decisions  is indeed a decision you make. Worse yet, then decisions get made for you, by life and others. So, as our friend Yogi said, when you find a fork (NO, not that F-word) in the road, take it.


4/27/2012 1:42:25 PM

Now they tell us! A story in the LA Times today: Thinking can undermine religious faith, study finds. Thinking does have side effects, beside the obvious that it can hurt your head. I am not even going to address what it says about the fundamentalists vs others. So, have you thought about thinking, lately?


4/26/2012 5:48:23 PM

Love is one word that can NOT be defined (Don't fucking go to dictionary!), for its meaning is in the experience.


4/26/2012 5:46:14 PM

When something is at stake, I enjoy my steak medium rare. A baked potato with sour cream makes for a good side dish.


4/26/2012 5:44:08 PM

Romney knows more positions than one can imagine. Bravo! All of them sadly are dry and you would need lube from others to help Romney work you.


4/26/2012 5:40:36 PM

Actions communicate more than pontification. When you say that you are "smart, educated, intelligent, go-getter, and so on," follow through or else the shell breaks apart rather quickly.


4/26/2012 5:23:54 PM

Stupidity doesn't come naturally, for you have to work at it. Don't blame Darwin.


4/26/2012 4:02:01 PM

The learning must never stop and the questions must never end, until the final curtain. That's when we know that we are living to the fullest. Hope you are! And, as you do, keep smiling.


4/26/2012 3:48:18 PM

Life is less about "either or" and more about "and."


4/26/2012 3:46:59 PM

Square one is an interesting phenomenon. It comes from when one tries to multiply and forget to add. One times one is still one, but when you add one and one, it is two, although sometimes less and sometimes more, but still greater than one. Don't even go there! I would beat you in math every time.


4/25/2012 6:42:34 PM

If you want to love me, you can be here or far. And when you don't feel love, you can be here, yet be distant. And, I don't blame you.

Wow, before you start feeling sorry for me, please know that I write this $hit (stuff), as a writer, expressing my thoughts. Do NOT feel sorry for me, for my thoughts are real, but not the reality of  my life.


4/25/2012 5:29:47 PM

I thought I knew you, and I wonder if you ever knew me. No matter, I give you the best of my love. Keep smiling my angel!


4/25/2012 5:01:34 PM

Statements are not important but for the statement your actions and life make! If you have to tell someone to understand you, you have already missed the point, for they understood you all along before you opened your mouth.


4/25/2012 4:49:01 PM

When I first saw you, I thought you were special. When I met you, I felt you were special. When you left, I knew you were special.


4/25/2012 4:45:12 PM

The secret service scandal! Damn, to many S's. I mean so many ASSES!


4/25/2012 4:35:13 PM

No one can fill that void. You fill the void and others can add to the happiness.


4/25/2012 4:32:17 PM

Back in the day, when rocks were soft, folks were hard. Now, the rocks are hard. I don't think that is what evolution means.


4/25/2012 4:11:49 PM

Life would indeed be lonely unless one moves from "me" to "we." And, I am not talking only about relationships. I am talking about bringing others into life in a meaningful way.


4/25/2012 3:51:19 PM

Pardon me for saying this: Ideas are a dime a dozen. Good ideas are rare.

A diamond in the rough – the rock - has to be smashed, then craved, and then polished, before it shines and brings in big bucks.


4/24/2012 5:04:02 PM

Couldn't fly-by-night be accomplished through fly-by-day? Does the clock really matter when it comes to someone's behavior?


4/24/2012 4:14:47 PM

Why is corny so not good when corn can be so good? Heck, you can even make fuel out of corn, you can eat it and feed animals.


4/24/2012 4:12:20 PM

The eye opening experience happens every morning, and perhaps occasionally though the night. Be receptive!


4/24/2012 4:04:39 PM

Do French fries have anything to do with France? The French hate french fries. So, where the heck this label came from?

Was it the potato from France or the oil or the cooking?


4/24/2012 3:55:22 PM

The value of a person (or partner) is best understood/realized when we are walking towards or away.


4/24/2012 3:47:42 PM

How does distinction without difference work, other than two folks trying to beat something out of each other?


4/24/2012 3:43:54 PM

How would you feel if your parents named you Willard?


4/23/2012 6:57:11 PM

Even when you can afford to kick without consequence, try to lift instead. You can change the world. Caring is more powerful than kicking!


4/23/2012 3:50:39 PM

Anyone can bark orders, especially those with the small penis syndrome, but it take a caring being to encourage and cajole, while sharing reasons, to get better results, for both.


4/23/2012 2:43:15 PM

Back to square one! Why did you leave one to become a square?


4/22/2012 2:47:30 PM

The supply & demand law of economics: When insanity is in abundance, sanity commands premium.


4/21/2012 5:00:03 PM

You are a good egg, and it is a compliment. It is not for all, but for a few selected, who are nice and real. Keep smiling!


4/21/2012 4:16:51 PM

Oh Canada, we stand on hard for thee!


4/21/2012 3:41:05 PM

Drink with me, to the days gone by, and to the days yet to come by! Cheers!


4/21/2012 3:05:14 PM

When you are with someone and lose that "h" (him or her), you better have a great wit to get past yet another challenge.


4/21/2012 3:00:21 PM

Does a "patient" master mean someone who needs a lot of doctors (and help)?


4/20/2012 4:12:07 PM

Number of profile here from the Philippines exceeds the population of the Philippines.


4/20/2012 3:58:01 PM

An update -- RE: Stalking on this site.

As you know, I do NOT like drama, and I went through a stalking situation. For an old fogie like me, I should have felt great for the attention but it was creepy. The drama seems to have stopped, although I hope I am not speaking too soon. I thought of going back and deleting all those entries relating to the situation, so as to not bring in the drama. For now, I have decided to leave the entries as they are. They may offer hope or ideas for those who get stalked on this site. I shall delete all those entries at some point, but not for now. Thank you for allowing me this indulgence.


4/20/2012 2:51:19 PM

Hungary was named for the need of folks living there at the time!


4/19/2012 4:27:12 PM

When you are born with a silver foot in your ass, try your damnest to not come across as someone who has a silver foot in your mouth (unless you are into ATM). Please send you clues to Romney for landing on earth as a human and not as an alien.


4/19/2012 4:19:46 PM

Perfect must never be the enemy of good. I am reminded often of this adage when I read profiles looking for a perfect fit.


4/19/2012 3:39:50 PM

As Rolling Stones said: You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometime, you just might find, you get what you need. Amen!


4/19/2012 2:59:30 PM

I productive dialogue is not about agreeing but listening and respecting a different point-of-view.


4/19/2012 2:51:58 PM

Make me wonder why those claiming to be owned, taken or collared tend to be on CM most often! I wonder if my computer is failing to compute that could be obvious to others.


4/19/2012 2:37:42 PM

You typically get less that what you ask or demand, so ask for more, allowing room for negotiations that get you to what you want.


4/19/2012 2:03:23 PM

Watch my words: The GSA and secret service "scandals" would attract potential recruits.


4/19/2012 2:01:08 PM

When you put a hanger on a cliff, does the hanger become cliffhanger?


4/16/2012 4:27:16 PM

I so tried moderation in moderation! How do you do that? I wonder if I moderately failed or succeeded.


4/15/2012 3:52:33 PM

What could a "laptop" mean in the BDSM context?


4/15/2012 2:48:50 PM

Thinking is what happens when you pause before action.


4/15/2012 2:44:46 PM

Why do folks talk about "kicking butt," when it is the most padded area (for most of us)?


4/15/2012 2:43:07 PM

Life happens when you do, or don't! That is, life happens with or without you, even though you are the star attraction.


4/15/2012 2:37:20 PM

I sure hope the "stand your ground" laws don't apply to hockey, for the danger is clear & present (i.e, imminent). And, the same goes for the NFL and boxing, and so on.


4/15/2012 2:23:53 PM

Why do smartphones make the user feel stupid?


4/15/2012 1:48:17 PM

Budapest was inhabited after Buddha for tired of some of his followers.


4/13/2012 3:38:04 PM

If father knows best, Mitts' daddy totally screwed him, when the daddy released his tax returns for 12 years, back in the day. But then again, to be fair, the daddy went down in flames. I wonder if Mitt has some daddy issues! LOL


4/13/2012 2:59:08 PM

What is the history of history?


4/13/2012 2:48:18 PM

When did Riff and Raff get together?


4/13/2012 2:08:44 PM

Two most powerful buttons on CM, for a barrage of stalking emails: "Check All" followed by "Delete Checked"! Takes a moment to delete them, while it takes much longer to send. Exhibit A for why neanderthals were bred out in the evolution. This one seems to have escaped. (RE: Stalking saga mentioned in the is blog over time.)


4/11/2012 3:48:25 PM

Real life is NOT an option! It is real life. BDSM must fit in! It BDSM takes over, the real life is over! And then, you are in the fantasy land.

Believe in sanity. It does matter!


4/10/2012 3:52:02 PM

Life is at its best when the twerp (neanderthal) is squirming! It is freakin' hilarious. RE: The stalking drama documented in my blog.


4/10/2012 3:44:30 PM

Someone else said, but I love it, so I shall share: It is not acceptable to be less than the best you can be. What a wonderful thought for motivation!


4/10/2012 2:52:17 PM

Castro had nothing to with the creation/invention of castor oil!


4/9/2012 3:07:41 PM

We have all heard the refrain: Everything in moderation! What about moderation itself?


4/9/2012 2:46:31 PM

As life happens, I hope you are happening too!


4/9/2012 2:42:28 PM

When it is dark, don't look down. Look up, for that is where light is. And never forget the line from REO Speedwagon: It's darkest right before the dawn!


4/9/2012 2:39:51 PM

Class and crass, change of a single letter - details matter!


4/9/2012 2:24:03 PM

Were you there when life happened?

Live . Learn . Laugh: Live every moment, learn from every experience and laugh as much as you can, through the ups & downs of real-life!

No one can love you more than you can. Never forget yourself, for you must be the most precious for you.

May peace be upon you!


4/8/2012 7:24:51 PM

Hey you neanderthal: "You Must Apology" doesn't even make sense!  LOLI know I know, the neanderthals don't have much abilities, but dude, at least try to be in the same ring. You are so fucking 1,500 years ago with your abilities. Oh sorry, 1,500 was a concession, for you belong to 5 to 50 millions years ago, you little neanderthal! LOL LOL


4/8/2012 7:08:18 PM

My sincere apologies to you! I know many of you are following my blog and recently you saw many crazy rants, and you might have moved on. I am so sorry if you did. As you know, my blog is about my thoughts and real happenings. Forgive me, if you got caught up in the drama of a stalker on this site.

Now, this twerp is really worked up (RE: stalker on CM). While it is frivolous for the twerp, the rest of us live in the real world.

Get a life!, to the twerp!

For the rest of us, if you wish to hang around, and I hope you do, we shall destroy this stalking twerp together. Help me out, pls.


4/8/2012 6:08:48 PM

Re: Stalker on CM

Twerp, seek help even with your English. Many of us would try to help you, to make you better, so you are not just a fucking neanderthal. But we can not help unless you seek. We can observe. The "you must Apology" is so totally fucked up. We can teach you the language. Reach out. Most of us are care. But twerp, "you must apology" totally sucks, even for a 3rd grader! Don't tell your momma, for she would whoop your ass! Oh lil boy, enjoy!


4/8/2012 5:36:42 PM

RE: Stalker on CM

CM did a great job, and I totally appreciate it. But, the twerp had another diarrhea. It is spewing emails again. It is so fucking hilarious. And the twerp thinks it is making a difference. Yet we know that we are simply laughing away at the unhinged twerp. Damn, I haven't had such huge laughs in a long time! If I woke up everyday and saw this unhinged twerp, it would make me laugh and let me know that I don't need to do much, knowing such a neanderthal still exist!  LOL LOL LOL

Hilarious! This neanderthal doesn't know English well. Who knows where his tail is from! Now the twerp talks about Youmustapology? You must apology? Twerp, you are fuckin unhinged and the world sees it! You are almost there. Oh baby boy, put your dick in your mouth. Now, suck it gently. And swallow, if the dick is capable of spewing what normal guys can. Oh yeah, suck it, sallow it. And, calm down. Now you know, you are so totally fucked up, sucking your own cock. LOL Don't tell your moma about it!  OOOOOO, did that hurt? But you are an  inbred and it is written all over you!


4/8/2012 5:25:26 PM

So freakin amusing! Just when I thought CM caught up with the twerp, "it" started spewing again. Damn it gets better. So freakin hilarious. The twerp is burping again and too profusely.  I can not tell you the joy I feel. Sorry for sharing the drama, but I am sharing it in real time. This MFer is so freakin clueless. Oh the invites to chat, as if his mother would tend to them, let alone moi.


4/8/2012 4:15:30 PM

When you don't make decisions, they get made for you. That is, not making a decision is a decision in itself, while you think you can put it off. Deferring the decision is not submissive at all. It is in fact to the contrary. Allowing others to make the decision is not submissive, but stupid. Wake up! Control your life, for if you don't, others will.


4/8/2012 4:07:27 PM

Being a fallen, out of luck, nowhere to go, weakling, is NOT the most attractive way to present yourself. Yet, I get the feeling that this site may work better for those who are weak, fallen and abused being ravaged by the predictor. Gosh, freakin wake up. Please, please, please, BDSM is NOT about abuse. BDSM is about respect and care!


4/8/2012 2:45:32 PM

"Choose" to submit, and if you don't choose, you would be treated as a pushover, worth far less than you know you deserve. In fact, in any healthy D/S dynamic, the two are equal, and the difference is the desires and expected roles. You are NOT weak if you are sub! I have written about it before in my journal, which is freakin long. LOL


4/8/2012 2:24:11 PM

A lifestyle is the style with which we live our lives, yet it is multidimensional. The style can have many dimensions, based on the context, for the context is the key. BDSM is NOT a lifestyle, it is a part of that multidimensional life. If BDSM is all you have got and that is your life and lifestyle, we do not have much in common. Your may challenge, and I respect your views, but we would have agree to disagree. That's when I wish you my best!


4/8/2012 2:12:15 PM

When do I know that life is grand, you might ask? When I wake up in the morning and can hear/feel/see the world happening. Then I know, life is grand and it would be a wonderful day. Don't get me wrong. We all have challenges, but that is my approach, which could be different from yours, and I respect that.


4/8/2012 1:55:58 PM

You know when people say gaydar, don't you? I wonder if there is a stalker-dar, because it seems to have kicked in on this site. CM finally caught on and destroyed all the stalking emails I had been getting. I wouldn't be surprised if the twerp comes back with new profiles, and I can almost see/hear the squirms that the neanderthal might be going through. This one is for the good guys on CM!


4/6/2012 4:22:39 PM

Life is grand (even when it is not) and we can try to make it grander, and live it up!


4/4/2012 5:56:52 PM

Pajamas are a burden for when you can not go without!


4/4/2012 5:53:04 PM

Control what you can and manage the rest, I often tell executives. One can not control everything, but can still beat the $hit out of competition.


4/4/2012 5:36:19 PM

It is a great feeling when the stalker is a serious dim-wit. Please note that the dim is my being positive for zero; I tend to look at the bright side.

I do not have to worry about anything. The bobo keeps going, and makes me laugh numerous times a day, a feat not accomplished by many. Thank you!

I better get a trademark for yo bobo!  LOL


4/4/2012 5:32:28 PM

Sanity is what you achieve only if you can only get past insanity! We all can get there, but we have to try.


4/4/2012 5:28:21 PM

Did you smile today? If not, you missed the sunlight (even through clouds) that was meant for you.


4/4/2012 5:24:28 PM

The fart in the spacesuit of life (re:stalker) is acting up, again. Can not get rid of it! It certainly makes a strong case for abortion, if not forced abortion at least in some cases, without expressing my political views.


4/4/2012 5:20:01 PM

When you smile, it makes them wonder. Drive them crazy. Smile and live it up, for you deserve it, and you know it!


4/4/2012 5:16:19 PM

Indecision is a real and far-reaching decision we make. When you don't make a decision, it gets made for you, by others who may not have your best interests in mind.


4/4/2012 5:11:45 PM

I have a sweet tooth, and I confess. I never share dessert. But I can be persuaded to share yours.


4/4/2012 5:01:55 PM

Sorry to continue with the drama (re: stalker), for I hate ANY drama, but it is happening, and I tend to share my thoughts here.

Happy to say that the stalker is squirming, crying, getting angry even more, upping the amount of emails and the number of accounts from which to send emails. Totally loving it!!! OMG, loving it! I can hear the sound of one hand clapping. A little baby, constipated major league, looking for release! LOL

Almost looks like a Monty Python skit!


4/4/2012 4:46:54 PM

What is the sound of one hand clapping? Back in the day, it might have had a profound answer, when Buddha asked it, but in the age of the Internet, it is equivalent to a stalker going after you, and you do not offer the other hand. So what is that sound in the 21st century? Squirming, crying, anger, and so on. Oh no, not on your part but from the stalker. Come to think of it, the answer to the question of the sound of one hand clapping in the 21st century is merely the behavior and sounds of a little baby that is constipated.


4/4/2012 4:38:14 PM

Love is the lever we pull when rationality fails!


4/4/2012 4:35:36 PM

Never give up, never give in and kick butt. Even if you get the short end, you would love the satisfaction of kicking butt. And you can always giggle later, from the squirming creature you watched.


4/4/2012 4:30:32 PM

If you run across a stalker on this site, as I am experiencing currently, reach out if you like and I would tell you how to deal with it. He/she/it is going bonkers while I am enjoying my pint, with bangers & mash.


4/4/2012 4:27:59 PM

If and when you are down - and I hope it never happens you, but it does - don't look down the hole, look up, for that is where the light is, and that is where you belong. So always, look up and look forward, kick ass if you must, for you are a winner. And, you know it!


4/4/2012 4:22:37 PM

Margins of life may distract us from the holistic reality. Heck, even Dr. Seuss guaranteed success 98 and 3/4 percent. And, I think he was not positive enough, in my view.


4/4/2012 4:16:57 PM

A pimple on ass can be annoying but not life-threatening; that is, we must prioritize what matters!


4/4/2012 4:04:26 PM

Life is great, only waiting to get better!


4/4/2012 4:01:46 PM

Deleting emails with a single click is so precious!


4/3/2012 4:05:16 PM

When the beer mug is half full, empty it! Then order another, full to the rim!


4/2/2012 4:12:24 PM

Learnings from the on-going drama (RE: Being stalked on CM, as written in a couple of journal entries, dated Mar 31, 2012). Still getting dozens of emails a day, from multiple accounts. I tend to look for the proverbial silver lining. So this is what I am leaning:

  • Pigs (even those without lipstick) and gerbils are starting to look better.
  • A crackpot is just that - cracked!
  • A pea-brain is way more valuable that no brain!
  • NASA had a good reason to develop a mechanism to get rid of farts in the spacesuit; sadly, it is not as easy to get rid of farts in the spacesuit of life.
  • A dim bulb sheds a hell of a lot more light than dead bulb!
  • Indifference is more effective than hatred! Don't disturb (or even acknowledge) the perturbed!
  • Darwinism is moving too slow, to breed out the waste, in some instances!
  • Some may indeed have the capacity to drive their shrinks to seek help!
  • Deleting multiple emails takes much less time than writing one.
  • Be careful of pissing on dirt; some of it may splash back on you!
  • When you come across someone with the personality of a fire hydrant, let your dog do the job.
  • A single skunk can indeed stink up the whole joint!
  • One neanderthal might still be alive!
  • Some squirm soooooo hard and cry soooo loud - like a little baby - when even their mere existence is not acknowledged, but that is precisely the treatment they deserve.
  • Anger/hatred takes a lot more effort (if not consume one) than affection or even indifference.

4/1/2012 5:22:36 PM

You are in control of even what you can not control!


4/1/2012 5:20:48 PM

Love is what can happen after the lust dissipates!


4/1/2012 5:13:37 PM

What do you do when the train leaves the tracks?


4/1/2012 5:13:07 PM

You see it your way, and I see it mine, but we both see it slipping away! Profound words by the Eagles! Life happens, and sometimes there is nothing one can do, no matter how hard one tries.

I LOVE the Eagles!


4/1/2012 5:08:38 PM

If it is neither here nor there, then where is it, damn it?


4/1/2012 4:58:41 PM

The only thing that keeps me up at night is that I am having a hard time falling asleep!


4/1/2012 4:54:00 PM

So many questions and so little time! If you have more time than questions, are you truly living?


4/1/2012 4:50:13 PM

Don't nobody go nowhere! What the heck does it mean, once you try to decipher?


4/1/2012 4:46:58 PM

Does the "long & short" of something mean its average?


4/1/2012 4:41:38 PM

Life happens, whether you let it or not!


4/1/2012 4:39:30 PM

Murmur was created when folks didn't the single mur. Do you think it could have been murmurmur if they didn't get murmur either?


4/1/2012 4:34:17 PM

Intelligent and interesting are not always compatible!


4/1/2012 4:32:31 PM

Love is what may happen, after you get past the lust!


4/1/2012 4:17:13 PM

Wadsworth, Ohio really does exist! What a naughty name, probably after someone whose wad is/was worth the town's name! Do you think others watched before bestowing such an honor upon him?


4/1/2012 4:13:47 PM

Life is a movie without edits!


4/1/2012 4:10:17 PM

Dancing is a gateway to horizontal desires!


4/1/2012 4:08:56 PM

Hugs can be deceiving!


4/1/2012 4:08:05 PM

Idiots must never be stopped on their path to greater idiocy. They prove and we laugh!


4/1/2012 4:04:31 PM

Mouth is merely one exit for the brain!


4/1/2012 4:01:32 PM

Oh, the 9 gallon hat! Nine gallons is a huge amount, for any kind of hat, for it needs a tank. So, the 9 gallon hat refers to the amount of emissions that the wearer makes. It is not clear, as of this posting, if it has to be daily or weekly. The research is still ongoing on this issue.

Interestingly, the same dude who never rides a cow, calls himself a cowboy. Don't even force me to go there - cow and her boy. Now, that would be kinky, but not appropriate, even for a site like this.


4/1/2012 3:53:32 PM

Did you know that Ying never liked Yang, but the myth lives on?


4/1/2012 3:51:58 PM

Some things must go together, for alone neither means anything, like: ying & yang, Romeo & Juliet, or bangers & mash!


4/1/2012 3:37:33 PM

Refrain is a word invented by a dude when he was dumped by Fran!


4/1/2012 3:34:10 PM

I always wondered how deep is the deep end! Where is it anyway?


4/1/2012 3:23:04 PM

I am age appropriate, because I have an age and it fits me nicely! Thank you.


4/1/2012 3:21:58 PM

Fork in the road has the potential to totally fork you!


4/1/2012 3:14:43 PM

Subtly is in the eyes of the subtle-er!


4/1/2012 3:06:31 PM

Back in the day, when rocks were soft, there was a crocodile called Dundee!


4/1/2012 2:59:56 PM

Is there a reason why fun and f*ck start with the same letter, yet one is called a 4-letter word? I know, I did the count and fun did not make it on the list!


4/1/2012 1:37:56 PM

Feelings are not right or wrong, they are!


3/31/2012 5:50:13 PM

The dance of life doesn't really need a partner. The partner can make higher the heights you are climbing, but if you are not climbing, no partner can elevate you.


3/31/2012 5:36:31 PM

The choice is between the life you "get" and the life you "make." The little engine must never quit. You think you can, you think you can. You know you can, you know you can. Now make it happen!


3/31/2012 5:20:13 PM

How do you know that life is grand? When you wake up, you are breathing and there is sunlight (even through clouds)! You know it is going to be a wonderful day! The day has happened, and it is only waiting for you to happen! So, make it happen. The power is within you.


3/31/2012 5:05:01 PM

Life is not about the house or apartment or even a garage that you walk into, it is about how you decorate it and make it home. The choice is yours - adapt and grow, or cry!


3/31/2012 4:59:59 PM

Love is not something someone else gives you. It is what you give yourself.


3/31/2012 4:56:45 PM

Can you laugh and kiss at the same time? It that what is called sloppy kisses?


3/31/2012 4:55:07 PM

When I am happy, nothing matters! Funnily enough, when I am not - which is not often - nothing matters. What matters is the self and those who love and care for the self.


3/31/2012 4:45:36 PM

When life hands you lemons, make margaritas! The best part is the you don't need a Margaret or Rita, and let's not even talk about their reputation.


3/31/2012 4:32:40 PM

Hurray for simple living and high thinking! Simple living, btw, is quite different from simple thinking. Simple living is brought alive by the Dalai Lama, for example, and simple thinking is the forte of the one and only Newt-ron Newt Gingrich.


3/31/2012 4:28:08 PM

Did you know that peperoni was invented by a Ronnie who loved pepper? And then Ronnie stuck pepper into that slab of meat. The rest is history, as they say. But that "rest" also ends up on my pizza occasionally, and I thank Ronnie every time, specially when it comes with a pint of beer. I hear you - a pitcher would be even better. But then again, I am not greedy.


3/31/2012 4:20:59 PM

When the chips are down, eat'em! Worry about calories later. If I were you, I would add guacamole.


3/31/2012 4:18:47 PM

Enough of the freakin' drama, and I apologize for it. Let's get back to the real, fun life.

Motto of the story? Don't fart when you are in a spacesuit, for you can not get rid of it and it might not smell good, after all!


3/31/2012 4:14:12 PM

Many thanks to so many of you, who reached out re: being stalked (earlier entry). I shall be fine. I know how to kick ass, when it comes to it. I do however appreciate your care and thoughtfulness. Cheers!


3/31/2012 3:55:59 PM

Do you have to draw first to be drawn to something?


3/31/2012 9:00:35 AM

If you are being directed here from another profile, I feel for you. You have been taken. If you wish to know more, please read on.

Sorry for the letdown, but a fart in the spacesuit is at work - just can not get rid of it. Some low-life has been stalking me. Be forewarned. Seems that "it" has the personality of a fire hydrant, on which even dogs relieve themselves.

I never thought I would be stalked online, but here it is. Sad but true! And the kicker? I don't even know who this disturbed person is. I am using the term "person" loosely, mind you!

Do feel free to express your opinions to the one who sent you here. Many thanks!

PS. Turns out that this "individual" has created several profiles, to direct you here. Sorry, I wish I could help, but someone this disturbed needs more help that I can muster.


3/30/2012 4:58:15 PM

I prefer indifference to hatred, but I had to make an addendum to my profile.  Feel free to check it out.

The stuff was getting out of hand. I shall remove the addendum as soon as possible, I promise. Forgive me, but it had to be said. I try not to bring drama. I wish to merely share my thoughts. I deviated from that, for which I apologize. I beg your pardon. Thank you!


3/30/2012 3:06:56 PM

Is delusion one step ahead of illusion?


3/30/2012 1:58:02 PM

Making lemonade from lemons is the least one can do. Try adding some spirits, and enjoy a better experience!


3/30/2012 1:45:53 PM

Is research what you do when your search fails?


3/30/2012 1:39:22 PM

Why is the living room called as such? Don't you live in other rooms?

BTW, the living room is called a drawing room in Britain. I wonder if they draw in that room, while having tea.


3/30/2012 1:13:53 PM

If you like to get marked, after you have been already marked, does that make you remarkable?


3/30/2012 1:08:51 PM

Does drinking spirits make one spiritual? Does one have to consume spirits occasionally or regularly to maintain the coveted (or fashionable) spiritual status?


3/29/2012 5:15:24 PM

Love exists in the context of reality! Otherwise, a door knob would do.


3/29/2012 5:07:01 PM

How do you display/demonstrate your distaste for picketing?


3/29/2012 3:58:29 PM

When folks say that they are not looking for revenge but justice, be assured that they are looking for revenge.

Seeking revenge is a natural human phenomenon when confronting seemingly "obvious" injustice. If and when the system fails to deliver justice, we need to change the system without lynching the one who got away. The goal must be to safeguard the future, and legally screw all the bastard. Letting one go, if it sadly happens, may strangely lead to the right future outcomes, but not for the family that suffered the loss to trigger it. God bless!

Sorry for being obtuse! Of course I am referring to the Trayvon case. It breaks my heart that a 17 yo is dead. I can not even imagine the pain inflicted on his parents, regardless of whether he did something wrong. For cryin' out loud, he is dead! I can not imagine anything more painful than the parents having to bury their child.

I would just urge patience, before someone flies off the handle. We can conquer the world, provided we keep out feet on the ground and not fly off to the moon.

The Bible and Gandhi tell me to turn the other cheek, and I an respectful. Turning the other cheek is not always effective, when someone slaps you on the other cheek, but we shall prevail, and both the Holy Father and Gandhi would be proud. Please have faith.


3/29/2012 3:50:48 PM

The song, "Black Is the Colour (of My True Love's Hair)," was most certainly before the invention bottled colors. Yes, the spelling of color/colours is different for the American and British English.


3/29/2012 3:43:08 PM

As Woody Allen (I think) once said: If you don't drink, smoke or have sex, you don't live longer, it just seems longer!

Before you blast off from wherever you are, I am NOT recommending the vices (except for sex).


3/29/2012 3:35:43 PM

"Stand your ground" laws in the US translated:

When in doubt, shoot 'em, call the NRA and Republicans will come along! Oh, it doesn't matter what Mitt thinks, he would change his position to yours if he thinks it would work for him.


3/29/2012 3:27:39 PM

Given the invasion of political correctness, note my words, blackmail would soon be called rainbowmail.


3/29/2012 3:23:07 PM

Not making a choice is a choice we make!


3/29/2012 3:22:23 PM

Inaction is action!


3/29/2012 2:50:04 PM

Does a round peg fit better in a square hole? Before you speak your mind, check the pegs and holes carefully! In this case, the relative size may matter.


3/29/2012 2:44:39 PM

Do you eat the cake first or walk first in a cakewalk?


3/29/2012 2:39:18 PM

It is usually a good idea to run to something than to run away from something!


3/29/2012 2:37:23 PM

When you are drawn to something, do you first draw and then move, or move first and then draw?


3/29/2012 2:32:49 PM

Was the big bang a massively BDSM event?


3/29/2012 2:28:40 PM

Why is lemonade called lemonade when it has more water and sugar each, by weight and volume? Ah, the lemon "aids" it! Right! Then why is lemonade misspelled?


3/29/2012 2:16:26 PM

Why is mint more expensive than peppermint?


3/29/2012 2:04:38 PM

Is bitching the new motivational speaking?


3/29/2012 2:00:48 PM

Why is it cheaper to get the wall fixed than your head, after you banged your head against the wall?


3/29/2012 1:42:55 PM

Is masterbated breath any better than bated breath?


3/29/2012 1:35:37 PM

Confusion happens when you ignore what Confucius said!


3/29/2012 1:26:20 PM

Just because you are telepathetic doesn't mean you have ESPN!


3/29/2012 1:03:57 PM

Don't be paranoid, be Polaroid (in technicolor)!


3/29/2012 11:55:31 AM

Training is what "they" do to you. Learning is what you do for yourself.


3/28/2012 5:36:37 PM

No one needs to be trained. You are or you are not! Understand yourself and your partner. It is a process of learning about each other. Hopefully the "core" is compatible. If not, walk away.

Deliberate the details. Engage and learn, but never give in. There is NO training unless you believe in abuse. You do NOT need training. What you need is the window to learn and decide for yourself if that is where you want to be. If you are not capable, you are not a submissive but a pushover.

Training is nothing but engaging each other, except for abuse. It is about exploring and engaging. I know I am being repetitive, but it is important.

I must say that "training" or "under consideration" is used as total abuse by some on this site. The mere fact that BDSM is a "lifestyle" for some is a signal for abuse, expecting you to shut up and take it. BDSM is not a lifestyle, for those who live in the real wold, but a part of life. Life is multidimensional. The morons who can not think beyond BDSM are bound to be abusive. So please look after yourself.

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I received this wonderful reply to this post:

Love the sentiment on training....  consumed by the frustration that stems from being the only one engaged!!!    Swimming in curiosity.....  do they not  really know what they want?  Are they trying to fool me or themselves?   Idle curiosity,  generally leads nowhere and the results are the same....   alas..... 


3/28/2012 2:55:08 PM

When the glass ceiling breaks - and I hope it does - it would be quite a spectacle. You are invited and, even better, drinks are on me!


3/28/2012 2:28:07 PM

When there is a Long Beach, as in Southern California, it stands to reason that there must be a Short Beach, but I can not find it. Help!!!!


3/27/2012 7:02:01 PM

Breaking news: Newt-ron bomb is exploding, but observers can not determine if it would be fission or fusion. However, they all agree that it would be a stink bomb, regardless.


3/27/2012 6:41:54 PM

A freakin scarey feeling when someone on this site says: "will NOT leave you alone."

I rather not leave her handle here (for I am sure it is "HE"). I shall reveal more if it gets worse. It is not my first rodeo, and I also know how to play "the game." I so wish it were not a game.


3/27/2012 6:06:59 PM

Indifference is more powerful than rejection!


3/27/2012 5:57:55 PM

Keep walking, and do not even acknowledge them. We were in the middle of "beggars." The minute you say "no," the negotiation has begun, taught a wise man from China. You see, I traveled through China in the good old days of the communist regime, when you could not go anywhere without a government "guide." He taught me that the minute you say a "no," the negotiation has begun. So, don't be polite and keep moving, he said. I rather be polite and be kind, but sometimes is hard to get rid of the fart in a spacesuit.


3/27/2012 5:18:48 PM

The pig: Rush Limbaugh! I know the Jewish and Islamic religions do not allow for a pig for sacrifice, but they may allow a spectacle. They do not have to eat the bastard, but just enjoy the way he explodes. Yet again, the stink may rise to the high heavens.


3/27/2012 4:31:24 PM

A typical chat room online has the conversation of a typical 15 years old, being feisty and cute, and devoid of reality. Fucking grow up!


3/27/2012 2:56:12 PM

Dumb gets dumber: Willard Mitt Romney! The dude is so totally born with a silver foot in his mouth. I could have chosen a different opening on his anatomy, mind you! I was being polite, which is so freakin hard to do for this dude, but I am kinda a nice guy. lol


3/27/2012 2:50:33 PM

The world does NOT make us go around, we make the world go around. Do NOT get off the train, for we have the power to change its course.


3/27/2012 2:35:07 PM

We definitely need two things: 1) Ready access to medical help to assess constipation, and 2) Alaska is not getting enough supply of meds for constipation.

Exhibit 1: Palin on TV, I mean Fox.

I rest my case!


3/27/2012 2:30:09 PM

Let's settle the question once and forever: Why is walking better than running?

Because I prefer walking!


3/27/2012 2:06:49 PM

What if we changed the motto "greed is good" to "greed for good"!!!!


3/27/2012 1:45:07 PM

What did Bill say to Hillary after having sex?

I will be home in about 20 minutes!


3/27/2012 1:43:28 PM

What does an optimist say when the Titanic is going down?

What a wonderful day to go for a swim!


3/27/2012 1:42:09 PM

When a psychologist and a philosopher tried to teach each other about their respective areas of expertise, both ended up with a psychiatrist.


3/27/2012 1:20:39 PM

Knowing what we don't know is knowledge in itself.


3/26/2012 6:35:43 PM

A marathon begins with the first step. It doesn't matter it you finish of not. What matters is that you started. You may fail today, god forbid, but if you keep your spirit intact, you shall finish the marathon of life, god willing. I do not mean to go holy on you, but I hope you understand my spirit.

Keep moving, and moving on. Challenges abound, that may distract but you are bigger, you are awesome, and you shall overcome. And you will, only if you believe in yourself. And this strange stranger will believe in you and wish you his best! Yeah, keep smiling!


3/26/2012 6:12:00 PM

We are a composite of our experiences, even the random experiences we have had with strangers, at a traffic light when they were looking for directions. Each interaction leaves something with us, although we may not recognize. Each interaction left something with us, good or bad or indifferent, but we are a composite of all that. Sometimes we do not recognize, appreciate or realize, but the folks left an imprint, for we are a product of our experiences.


3/26/2012 6:05:39 PM

You and I know that the word "love" is a complicated term. Now, did you know that other languages have many words for "love," for love means different things, depending on the context? Love for self, for siblings, for parents, for lovers, for friends, et al. Sometimes the means of our own language can be a deterrent to express our own feelings. The Italian language, for example, has at least 5 words for love. And that could be a language of love, beyond of totally delicious food.


3/26/2012 5:57:00 PM

As my friend Kenny said: The best you can hope for is to die in your sleep. Oh I so totally agree. But Kenny did not expound upon how to live, for there is no easy answer. May I suggest one: Keep smiling, for it looks great on you.


3/26/2012 5:47:05 PM

I didn't inherit much and chances are that others would not inherit much from me. I still wonder about "the meek shall inherit the earth." I am not meek and shall not expect others to be. So the good guy above is just making us all work on his riddle. May you have better luck than I have had.


3/26/2012 5:43:38 PM

Leave them wanting more. Life is grand and live it up. Those who like and care, would come along, and there would be others who just piss on it. You want your own people who get it. You lose some and you win some. What you hope for is that those you win do indeed care.


3/26/2012 5:31:55 PM

Damn, I still want ice cream!


3/26/2012 5:01:48 PM

The cruelest of jokes, that our good friend let upon us: The meek shall inherit the earth.

Really? ONLY if the good men (and women - you don't even matter, so don't butt in) rise to make it happen. Otherwise, you can only hope for the dude above (the Son), his daddy (the Holy Father) and the holy ghost. Oh don't cry for the Trinity. Most of you don't even know the Trinity beyond pounding your chest. Make it happen. We pay for results and not the efforts or good thoughts. Bring on your top game.

Oh I get it. The "shall" means way beyond our lifetime and beyond our comprehensions. Now, if I do not comprehend because I am supposed to be stupid, yet I shall never acquiesce and never concur.


3/26/2012 4:59:00 PM

The meek shall inherit the earth, but they may be destroyed first. I wonder if the meek would inherit the earth, after the non-meek leave for the lunar colony, headed by Newt. Oh Newt, we still love you but your girth is growing faster than a balloon with a helium cylinder plugged in. I just can not imagine the stink you would cause, in that magical burst, for the meek to enjoy what the good lord promised.


3/26/2012 4:24:08 PM

Strangers or friends alike, when we care for others, life takes on a different and more profound meaning.


3/26/2012 3:45:01 PM

The key is to make yourself available without coming across as being desperate. But then again, if you are desperate, you are.


3/26/2012 3:42:55 PM

I want ice cream, regardless of whether you scream! Selfish of me?  lol


3/26/2012 3:40:00 PM

So totally confused, with pro-sub or pro-dom(me). Is it like being pro-hooker? Oh no, if I don't come back, feel free to assume that lightening struck me.


3/26/2012 3:23:07 PM

Assumptions can kill a perfectly happy "puppy" that could have been a pit-bull.

Spectrum is in the eyes of the beholder. So when one says about being on the mild/tame side or extreme end of the spectrum, it is not particularly useful unless your spectrum is identical to someone else's spectrum.


3/26/2012 3:07:36 PM

Did you smile today? If you didn't, the world didn't miss a thing - NOT one thing - but you missed the world. So, please smile, even when it seems challenging, knowing fully well that the best is ahead of you. Be blessed!


3/26/2012 3:01:01 PM

BDSM is not about surrendering or conquering, for that is the realm of neanderthals or the blood-thirsty.


3/26/2012 2:47:46 PM

Ice cream fixes everything, unless you are lactose intolerant, in which case it kills you! Enjoy ice cream or not? Such a profound dilemma, right up there with Shakespeare with to be or not to be. Or was it a different dude?


3/25/2012 2:18:28 PM

I hear a lot of chatter about "possession" on this site. I may not be the sharpest thinker, yet I do not shy away from expressing my opinions. The most precious possession one can have is the possession of self. And that in itself is a battle and a half.


3/25/2012 1:34:40 PM

A handful of caring words, with true sincerity, can change a life.


3/25/2012 1:28:55 PM

We all have our own unique definition of happiness (or success). Even when the destination for happiness (or success) is the same as for another, we take our very own unique path. So I wish you success for your unique definition of happiness (or success) and your own path. As Dr. Seuss would say: Oh, the place you'll go! Now get going, and don't waste your time on reading what someone like me is saying. Just know, that my wishes would be with you, even though I haven't a clue who you are. One thing I do know however, that you are special.


3/25/2012 1:20:00 PM

I often hear stuff like this: "I am not perfect" or"Nobody is perfect."

Well, I don't want to be perfect. The last dude who was, he was put on the cross. And, I have no desire to go there anytime soon.

PS. It is not meant to be a religious statement. If you read my journal more fully, you would see it.


3/25/2012 1:15:57 PM

The final verdict:

After extensive research, I have concluded that breathing causes death. Think about it, for a moment, and it all makes sense.


3/25/2012 1:02:40 PM

I have written about being alone versus lonely. I may be alone but I am not lonely. I kind of get along with myself. I actually like "me." The best part, you might ask: I always win an argument with myself.


3/25/2012 12:50:39 PM

Which would you choose between arrogance and ignorance, if you had to?


3/24/2012 2:42:56 PM

We make life happen, through our action or inaction.


3/24/2012 2:33:46 PM

Meaning of happiness does not exist, but in the context of setbacks.


3/24/2012 2:30:19 PM

Story of life is of those who loved us. And those who love us, today and beyond, would create the chapters yet unwritten.


3/23/2012 3:42:51 PM

You are what you despise, unless you confront and destroy it. By letting it slide, you allow it to grow and destroy others, if not you.

On the flip side, do nurture what you find precious. Even though you may not be THE beneficiary, the world would be. And then, you can smile with pride, for you played a part in making it happen.

Keep smiling, for it looks great on you!


3/23/2012 3:35:41 PM

Being too cute by a half hardly ever works. Now, if you can do it for the whole length - that is, not just by a half- that would be a fun experiment.


3/23/2012 3:31:02 PM

As Bubba would say (That is Dubya - President Bush - for outside of the US or less initiated into politics): Misunderestimating your opponent's strategery can lead to mistragedy. And from what I know, Miss Tragedy never won any crown!


3/22/2012 3:59:18 PM

Gentle and strong are not contradictory!


3/19/2012 2:56:08 PM

The new norm: Life is a trick or treat online!


3/19/2012 2:51:26 PM

When you are touched before you are touched is when you are truly touched!


3/18/2012 3:49:05 PM

Would the March Madness be the same if it were held in April? I think so. If that is the case, March Madness is just another triumph of corporate America, to capture our imagination though sloganeering.


3/18/2012 3:34:19 PM

Engage.Challenge.Banter!


3/18/2012 3:22:54 PM

Never compromise the core, the details can be worked on.


3/18/2012 3:21:43 PM

Literacy can be understood only by the literate!


3/18/2012 3:00:37 PM

Thou can have wine, but thou shall never whine!

This was a commandment left out originally because only the top 10 could make it. Times have changed. This fits in the top 10 now. Oh, the one about thou shall not coochie coochie thy neighbor's wife has dropped out of the top 10.


3/18/2012 2:56:58 PM

American political system: The herd is being led to the slaughter.

Folks, wake up. I don't care for your political affiliation. Address the issues and not just the party/political garbage. Most Americans vote against their own interests, and most don't even deserve America, for they know so little about the country and challenges facing us. Go ahead, pound your chest, for the crap that is irrelevant, and I guarantee that you will get the country you deserve, and not the one you want.


3/17/2012 3:45:38 PM

When it gets hard, the harder go at it.


3/17/2012 2:56:35 PM

There is NO lifestyle, but a life. Live in style and call it your lifestyle, one that works uniquely for you.


3/16/2012 3:16:49 PM

Go to a place where you can hear the sound of silence, for that is one place where you can hear yourself.


3/16/2012 2:50:06 PM

What seems little at the time in life is indeed big! The good, the bad and the ugly, it is all big, and all nothing, at the same time, for the context matters. Sounds like freakin' quantum physics, where you can be at two places at the same time!


3/16/2012 1:56:42 PM

Did Voltaire know when he said, "A witty saying proves nothing" that he was trying to be witty to prove something?


3/16/2012 1:55:10 PM

Money can't buy you happiness, so they tell me. But hey, I rather be rich and miserable than be poor and miserable.


3/16/2012 1:40:53 PM

Looking for perfection is a sign of insanity, whether emerging or pre-existing!


3/16/2012 9:45:48 AM

Why do cowboys ride horses! And, when cowboys ride horses, what do cowgirls ride? Hey, what about cows?


3/15/2012 4:41:39 PM

When you project your past bad experiences on another, for they be morons or even acceptable, it may in fact reflect on what you are than what he/she was. Projecting your past on others, good or bad, may not be right (or wrong). Hold on, dwell and seep, and learn about yourself before you ruin someone else.


3/15/2012 2:54:55 PM

I don't know who said something like this but it is true: When the two of you always agree, one of you is not thinking.  And, one of the two not thinking feels more like a dead fish encounter. Engage, challenge and banter, for life has a lot more to offer. You are NEVER right or wrong, but seeking your bliss. And, for that, bless you!


3/15/2012 2:44:13 PM

Politics? Your views are different from mine. Try to find a common ground, without compromising the core. Finding the common ground is the key, without sacrificing the core. No two people are alike. Life is always a compromise. I hope you find the best balance, for you shall never find what you seek.


3/15/2012 2:37:42 PM

Violence Against Women Act! Wow, that is what our legislature is considering. Should there be a fucking debate? NO! Consent and abuse are very different. Fucking totally nail the bastards who feel that they can be violent (abusive) against women! Wait, not just women but anybody. Put them on the cross, not to make them holy but to be totally charred.


3/15/2012 2:23:23 PM

Sometimes, you get a precious message, form a stranger or not so-a-stranger, about your thoughts, and it makes your day. Thank you.

Yes, my journal entries are not up to everyone's liking. I know it. I get hit and kissed for them. At the end of the day, I am what I am. Thank you for your comments, be it good, bad or ugly. But please maintain the spirit of engaging and debating. I invite the banter, without expectations or destruction. Many thanks!


3/14/2012 2:19:49 PM

I do believe in following one's bliss. If you do, things may or may not happen. But, if you don't, they never shall.


3/14/2012 12:10:28 PM

Ever wondered why folks call upon Chemistry when the laws of attraction - or repulsion, for that matter - are governed by Physics!


3/10/2012 2:37:00 PM

What you look for is what you get. Look for better!


3/9/2012 3:01:08 PM

We do not do what we want, yet we are responsible for what we do.

NOT my saying but I do not know who the author is.


3/8/2012 2:13:15 PM

Being alone versus lonely are two VERY different states on mind!


2/24/2012 3:59:44 PM

The only thing money can NOT buy is poverty!


2/23/2012 11:43:32 AM

What are the facts of fiction?


2/22/2012 1:45:15 PM

Just because you walk into a garage doesn't make you a car.


2/21/2012 2:38:44 PM

There is a huge difference between stress and distress. Stress can be rather productive, for that is often when we excel.


2/20/2012 1:11:52 PM

There is no sound more profound that the sound of silence!


2/20/2012 1:03:02 PM

Back in the day, when rocks were soft and people were upfront and forthcoming, we sadly didn't have the Internet!


2/15/2012 2:25:21 PM

Are you talking to me? Directly?


2/15/2012 2:23:06 PM

Penetrate the mind and legs would spread!


2/13/2012 1:49:58 PM

Context matters! Context provides meaning to content, I think.


2/11/2012 3:08:02 PM

"Oh no Jane, not that!" said Tarzan after telling Jane to grab a vine.


2/9/2012 3:41:56 PM

Be yourself, not an avatar!


2/9/2012 3:16:17 PM

Like is often not about "either, or" but about "and."


2/9/2012 2:49:56 PM

Imperfection is the attack of reality on perfection.


2/7/2012 2:41:19 PM

Heartbroken: It has to be exaggeration, for no medical professional can put a broken heart together. They usually declare the person dead when they see a broken heart (meaning more than one piece).


2/7/2012 2:29:01 PM

A new normal: There used to be a time - yes, once upon a time - when sanity was in vogue.


2/7/2012 2:02:34 PM

When someone says "finally," as in "finally had a great day," it does NOT mean final!


2/7/2012 1:46:52 PM

Psychology of philosophy is amusing! And so is philosophy of psychology!


2/6/2012 3:41:14 PM

Attitude is half the battle. I hope we all stay positive, even when adversity comes our way, for we know that we shall overcome. Gotta believe!


2/4/2012 2:46:53 PM

Having the personality of a fire hydrant can be risky. Even dogs want to relieve themselves on such a fixture.


2/4/2012 2:44:14 PM

Some folks in life are like fart in a spacesuit. Just can not expel! Oh, by the way, NASA did do research into it, before blasting off astronauts into space, fearing that methane emitted from such unfortunate events could cause fire.


2/2/2012 2:47:53 PM

NEVER accept abuse and NEVER reject love! The idea of love may vary, as we have diff kinds of love. Love of friendship is the longest lasting. Other languages - other than English - have several words for love, to reflect the connection, desire and meaning. Love is a connection of sorts. Cherish it. Peace!


2/1/2012 1:19:43 PM

Etymology (origin) of sarcasm: When beating the living daylights out of someone was highly desirable but not viable.


1/29/2012 10:33:49 AM

An i for I and a u for you would make the world go texty!


1/26/2012 12:59:46 PM

Irony is often ironic. And, it has nothing to do with iron, to boot!


1/22/2012 1:43:24 PM

Ah, the football playoffs! Did you know that a separated shoulder is really not separated. It is just a bit off and hurts like a bitch.


1/20/2012 2:50:42 PM

NOT cool - taking stories from the web and posting them as your journal entries, with NO personal integrity of including proper attribution. Trying to look good because you are competent enough to copy & paste does not make you look good. Quite the contrary, it makes you look like an idiot who could not only NOT articulate your thoughts, but also someone who could not also come across as an honest person.


1/19/2012 2:17:52 PM

Emotions are NOT right or wrong; they are!


1/13/2012 2:24:19 PM

Sometimes the scrambled words, coming from true feelings and sincerity, communicate MORE than a carefully crafted message. Words that project your true self are compelling!


1/13/2012 1:44:08 PM

Karma is NOT a bitch. It is you, reaching out to you, through your deeds! So feel for your rear, as you interact with others and self.


1/11/2012 2:54:56 PM

I so totally understand that some on this site may choose to not reveal the city/town, as a way of protecting personal identity on the Web. What really becomes unfathomable is that the person wishes to find someone "local." Not to challenge the geographically challenged (but I would), understand for example that California is larger than Japan.


1/11/2012 2:44:30 PM

Commies are red. Fire engines are red. Therefore, fire engines are commies! Or, commies are fire engines! Do you recognize any party in this election cycle making claims that stretch the comedy to this extent? C'mon folks. Obama is soooo vulnerable on so many serious issues. Name calling like socialist or European says a lot more about the depth of a critic's aptitude - or ineptitude - than Obama's weakness.


1/11/2012 2:36:26 PM

Have you noticed that hot air in Newt Gingrich is helping him grow? In girth, I mean!

The deflation - I mean explosion - is to come soon. The question is whether it would appear as a Newt-ron and neutron bomb on the seismic scale!


1/11/2012 2:29:03 PM

The past is particularly useless, for one can not change it. It does, however, offer a silver lining, in that we can reflect and learn.


1/11/2012 2:20:40 PM

So much about someone being a fake dom or sub, or fake altogether, on this site! Is It like Mitt Romney claiming to be a conservative in the Republican Party, changing his views on anything and everything to "fit" what he thinks his "date" expects? Even more amazing is that Republicans seem to be drinking the cool-aid, followed by the HOLY amen.

Before you fly off the handle, I am a non-partisan independent. I rather discuss individual issues, with knowledge and conviction, rather that pounding my chest for being a liberal or conservative or libertarian. Facts and points-of-view matter, at least to the thinking ones. If labels, including the labels used in BDSM, begin to define your thinking - or worse, define you - you have already lost the battle of intellect.


1/10/2012 2:27:20 PM

Luck is what you get after a fuck without protection!


1/10/2012 2:20:50 PM

When the going gets hard, the hard get harder!


1/10/2012 2:18:34 PM

Does a man who enjoy blow jobs qualify as a job creator under the Republican dogma?

That was a trick question, I admit. True Republicans like Santorum do not believe in blow jobs; he does it only for creating babies. He pops them out like there is no tomorrow. Therefore, as an analytic inquiry, it is fair to assume that his wife has run dry as of late since he has not popped out a new one for a few years.


1/10/2012 2:15:55 PM

Nothing is more ironic than the iron pills you may (or may not) take!


1/9/2012 2:49:32 PM

The best is yet to come, and you want to be there!


1/9/2012 2:06:41 PM

Sometimes it pours before it rains!


1/9/2012 1:19:34 PM

A soul mate is not necessarily everyone you mate with! Furthermore, it has been established that physical mating for mammals is far easier than mating their souls, for the entry points are not yet clearly determined. And, a wrong entry, especially when not fully prepared, can cause a lot of pain. I wonder if that's how the term "screwed" came about.


1/6/2012 3:10:12 PM

Have you noticed that dumb is getting dumber? Sign of times!


12/31/2011 2:04:54 PM

New year's resolution that needn't change, ever: Make the coming year the best ever.


12/31/2011 1:37:08 PM

Thou shall not coochie coochie thy neighbor's wife. If you do, don't get caught.

Wonder if it is ok to skip the neighbor and confine your adventures to a few houses down and beyond!


12/31/2011 1:36:12 PM

Sometimes it gets worse just before it gets worse.


12/19/2011 2:11:01 PM

That which does not kill us makes us stranger!


12/19/2011 1:40:25 PM

Chemistry may create a chemical reaction but it is Physics that propels you into action!


12/17/2011 2:12:23 PM

All see, few observe!


12/13/2011 2:47:01 PM

A Slave Register Number is NOT impressive!

Express yourself, express your personality, express who you are. An act by you like registering somewhere, or recognition by some entity, is peripheral to the meaning of your existence. Sorry, if I am being harsh. I suppose what I am saying is that you be yourself, without how "decorated" you are by titles. Being a person who shows his/her degrees he/she has earned is neither appealing nor compelling.


12/12/2011 1:04:32 PM

We have all heard of some profound sayings like: "Being at the wrong place at the wrong time," and "Being at the right place at the right time." What about: "Being at the wrong place at the right time," or "Being at the right place at the wrong time."?


12/5/2011 12:54:26 PM

Thought of the day: One doesn't need to have a profound thought everyday, to write about.


12/5/2011 12:52:58 PM

Thought of the day: Talk to many, listen to few and decide for yourself, REGARDLESS of your orientation as a submissive or dominant.


12/4/2011 2:09:24 PM

Let's never forget what my good friend Buddha told me: Sometimes, you just have to say, fuck it!

Before you go off, Buddha and I get along, really well. He is totally cool. What's not to like about a dude with big belly and bald head! I have even met and shaken hands with the Dalai Lama. It was quite an experience, for which I shall forever be grateful.

So please, allow me me to have fun. I do not disrespect anyone, deity or otherwise, although I confess to stirring up stuff.

Bring it on! I have been to more monasteries around the world and respected them all, and developed affection for their message, more than you can ever imagine.

So, as Buddha would say: CHILL!

Don't call in Buddha. You would lose. Buddha and I are tight. Don't you even ask who is on top. That's a secret between Buddha and me. I know I am straight but I could never tell about Buddha. Buddha just loves, it seems. If you still didn't laugh, come on, you need help!


12/4/2011 1:45:55 PM

There is an old Southern saying: All hat and no cattle. This is a powerful message, put together in a few words. Some on this site may actually need a translation (Ok, I am not talking about you).

What this means is simple: Full of shit while trying hard to come across as, well, being less full of shit. Or, is it full of less shit? Or, less full of less shit?

If you share my experience, all of it stinks to high heavens. Oops, no, it is not meant to be anything holy. Calm down. It is just an expression. Don't bring Jesus into it, for then I would have to bring in big guns, which I do not want to, at least not at this stage.

Stop it, I am not saying anything bad about Jesus either.

Folks, try humor which may not be your strongest suite, for your brain is either too small or incapable of rewiring to actually think. Thinking is indeed a wonderful thing. Try it, at least occasionally. Sorry if is escapes you.


11/24/2011 12:53:43 PM

The Thanksgiving Day is upon us, to remind us how fortunate we are. It is a day to celebrate with loved ones, as we count our blessings. I hope yours blessings are many and numerous, only eclipsed today by the many more to come.

If you can spare a moment, please say a prayer for those who are less fortunate, not only here in the US but around the world. Their blessings for you, in return, for taking this time, would multiply your good fortunes. Call me naive or romantic or a believer in karma, I do believe what I just said.

BTW, the prayer is not meant to be religious or non-religious. Choose your own path. I suppose a way to say it would be to please send the less fortunate among us a good vibe, a good thought, a simple blessing, or merely a smile. Thank you!

Be blessed, today and forever!


11/8/2011 2:37:20 PM

Some of you have been rather kind and funny, asking the sarcastic bugger to come back. Well, here you have it.

Trashing someone else for why you are here is not appealing at all. You were there for the tango, for it takes two. While you disparage someone else, do understand that you were there too, for a reason, that you chose not to divulge. Regardless, my best wishes! Keep smiling!


11/6/2011 2:19:16 PM

I know life can be challenging, but that is life. If you are not smiling, you are missing out. Gear up and smile your way through. Keep smiling!


11/1/2011 3:33:52 PM

"Friendship is a divine gift. Friends multiply joys and divide sorrows."  I am not the author, but I don't know who is. I just remember it from the good old days.


10/22/2011 5:04:57 PM

Someone VERY helpful on this site provided this information to me. Color in the Inbox of incoming emails is as follows:

red = dominant female

deep blue= dominant male

pink= submissive female

baby blue= submissive male

lavender= a couple

gold= is from the administration

A correction by another kind person to the code is as follow: Correction: switches of either stripe are listed in the submissive color: i.e., switch females are pink and switch males, blue.

Caveat emptor!


10/16/2011 1:36:32 PM

The small penis/retarded brain complex: having Sir, Master, Dom, etc. in your name. Some of you might relate to a name like: SirDickHick or HisLord$hit. Holy fuckin' cow! The dude needs help. And that is just an example. There are so many self-centered, self-aggrandizing losers.

If you are what you say you are, you do not have to TELL others. It should be evident from your behavior and actions but your small penis and/or small brains does not fathom that. Worse, others catch on quickly that you are merely an a-hole, with seriously poor self-esteem. So, you have to announce and impose. How sad!


10/15/2011 3:42:38 PM

You suspect and they prove. What a great country (world)! And then, life is grand, as always.

Calling someone out as a fraud is a tricky, risky task and I try to stay away from that. BUT, sometimes your gut instincts tell you that. You may be right (99% of the times) or wrong (1%), and there is always a lingering feeling that you might have "judged" somebody wrong. However, there is no more of a thrilling feeling AND confirmation than getting an email from a diff account within minutes, if not seconds, to challenge you, only to prove that you were right. Folks who need multiple accounts, with multiple orientations and different genders, seriously need some mental health help before they off themselves. Just sayin'


10/15/2011 3:20:52 PM

Having slut, kunt, pig, cow, whore, bimbo, toilet, piss, extreme, nolimits, etc. in your nickname here is not the brightest sign of intelligence. Just sayin'

Here is the kicker: When someone feels sooooooooooo compelled to use sir, master, dom, owner, etc. in their name, it is akin to putting a huge sign saying "I am a loser," for "noone recognizes what I am (actually what I want to be but I am not because I am a loser), damn it"  thus I must spell it out. Just sayin' series continues.


10/15/2011 3:19:12 PM

BDSM is NOT a solution to your marital problems. BDSM is not life, it is just ONE part of life, no matter how desperately you want it. Just sayin'


10/4/2011 3:31:18 PM

Hints of desperation in your profile are not attractive. Au contraire, it is the truth, you may say. And, that is fine and dandy. Read the original statement - desperation is NOT appealing.


9/13/2011 3:21:08 PM

Under consideration = Fraud of the century! Ooops, my apologies, I mean the fraud of  millennium. Opps, I mean of the millennia. Just sayin'.

Please spare me the diatribe on how the lifestyle is "supposed" to work. It is precisely this kind of pompous arrogance or inability to think that leads to abuse. I welcome rebuttals but come prepared with a thick armor of wits (I mean intelligence!). Cheers!


9/13/2011 3:16:38 PM

No limits = No brain (or at least no braincells that fire)! Just sayin'


8/23/2011 2:10:29 PM

Observation: Using black type (font) on black background isn't usually a good idea! Just sayin'


8/17/2011 4:09:54 PM

Being a submissive is not a weakness, just as being a dominant is not a strength. It is a state of personality, desires and behavior, which all translates into the dynamic one seeks with another. Frankly, a kick-ass sub, who can think, is arguably the best sub, for she chooses to submit to someone she likes, and loves this desired dynamic with that one person.

Save your hate mail! Disagreement and debate are fine; I welcome that. Engage intellectually and not from a state of anger/hatred. Otherwise, keep your peace forever! Amen! Oh, I just went holy on you. No, that is not where I come from. The first commandment of most religions, interpreted right or wrong is: Be kind to others. And it is Humanity 101.


8/11/2011 3:39:41 PM

A serious giveaway from most (not all, I know) when they say they would not reply without a pic attached. Is seeing or collecting pics a huge turn on? Well, you can get any kind of pics, that turn you on totally all the way, from the internet. Why come to this site?


7/11/2011 4:00:07 PM

Love the subs that pound their chest – ok, ok, emphasize vehemently – for being smart and then use black type on black background.

Hello? It takes only 1 out of 5 senses to figure this out. When you use 0 out of 5, please refrain from screaming how smart you are.


7/2/2011 5:07:18 PM

Reading $hit literally is a leading indicator of lack of perception, observation, comprehension and mental capacity.

"Dang, that is good! Who said that?”, asked someone. Answer: Yours truly!
 
Good Lord, it is hard to be humble when you are good.

Before you fly off to a parallel universe and end up in a place that is devoid of heaven, hell and everything else, I was talking about the good Lord being goddamn good.

Got ya, didn’t I? So it is often a good idea to inhale before you exhale. If you do not know the hale brothers, I can not help you.

PS. Your lack of agreement with my journal entry is NOT my issue. This site gives you a free journal. Use it!

PPS. When you come to a battle of wits, please do NOT come unarmed. Otherwise, you will not be defeated, for you will be rejected long before the battle. (You have to be IN the battle to lose. Get it?)


7/2/2011 2:50:20 PM

Ever wonder what a “sense of humor” really means? The phrase is used often, in a way that assumes everybody “gets it” the same way, universally.

Well, I received 2 emails within a day from 2 different individuals, commenting on my profile and journal entries. This made me think of their respective sense of humor or, worse, their individual projection on to others of their internal bitterness or happiness. You can be the judge of how 2 people can read and see exactly the same information and come up with this.

Email 1:
Love the *rants* in your journal... keep them coming *smile*. Cheers!

Email 2:
For someone who talks about not wanting to hear people bitch, in everything i've read that you have wrote.....that's all you fucking do. You complain about everything. Might want to check, it's a total fucking turn off.


PS. Anyone for some levity and sanity, sans bitterness and anger?

PPS. Yes, I used a French word in the PS. Sue me! After all, I am not a nut case who switched to "freedom" fries, only to return to "french" fries with his tail between his legs when the weight of sanity, demonstrated by others, became unsustainable for personal ignorance and bitterness.

PPPS. If you are still bitter, I tried. You may need help from professionals. Good luck!


3/19/2011 8:08:55 PM

I recognize the crap on this site, not unlike on other sites. Yes, it sucks. Yes, it is not fun. But, I am so amused by how some complain about what "they" did to "you." Let's get one thing straight: no one does anything that you do not agree to.

Oh yeah, they can be a fucked up fraud and they totally fooled you. True! But, what about you? You were either innocent stupid or fucked up stupid. Look inside yourself and learn, before you constantly bitch about others. When you complain about others, the first thing that exposes itself is your own stupidity. So, shut up!

Ah, that is why I love smart and strong subs. More power to the precious few!


2/13/2011 5:58:19 PM

The "native American" seems to be the new fraud. While I recognize that a few people in the US are native, most are not. People choosing this options are clueless that native relates to something specific and not what they might think of as "true" American. Please fucking frauds, be more intelligent in your fraud.


1/15/2011 3:49:58 PM

This "gift" crap drives me up the wall. It is neither a gift nor "not gift." It is about mutual respect and desire.


9/19/2009 5:55:51 PM
I occassionally read in some profiles that their pics or text disappeared, in part or full. I did not quite understand as to how and why it would happen. Well, it happened to me. Today, I was told by two persons that I had no profile. I did not quite understand what they meant since I was logged in (ergo, since my account is active, my profile has to be there). Then it dawned on me. I checked -- all my info and journal entries had disappeared. I have updated the profile in a quick hurry. I thank the people who informed me, and apologize for the incovenience to all.

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