LOCAL CONNECTIONS ONLY  NO, YOU'RE NOT AN EXCEPTION  

You'd think it would be super easy for an English major to write interesting profile text, wouldnt you? Jokes on you then, I majored in reading, not writing. In all seriousness, or as much as I can muster, I'm just here, taking up space, checking everyone out. Thats what the internet is for right? Anonymity and porn?

So, for the record, submissive, to me, does not mean doormat. I am not looking to be collared or owned or any other synonym. I like to be tied up and smacked around on occasion, and Im not looking for anything more than that. That being said, Im not one to just hop into any old bed. Sorry, youll have to work a little bit for it.

Inappropriate weirdo.  Kink is a game I play and not a lifestyle I live. While I don't have a traditional "relationship" in mind, I'm not looking for a one-time thing.  Strings can be negotiable, but ideally, I'd to be able to hang out with someone and get smacked around should the mood strike. 

 **I'm not a unicorn.  Straight men only, no couples, no exceptions.**