General profiles are non-specific, so I've taken the liberty of breaking relevant information about me and my interests into sections. Yes, it's long. Yes, I'll be adding more.
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Who I Am
I am a business professional, who is ultra fit, intelligent, and confident with a dark side. My primary interests are The Arts, Intellectual Discourse, Fitness, D/s, Movies, Literature, Photography, Bondage, Philosophy, Religions, Cooking, OTK (spanking), Music, Amusement Parks (especially Roller Coasters), Technology, and Travel (Las Vegas, South Beach, Denver, Chicago, New York, etc). My secondary interests are unlimited.
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Why I Am Here
I'm on Collarme.com because I have an excess of vanilla friends, as it is. Whether they are closed-minded or unable to embrace their dark side, I find myself unable to discuss many things that are of interest or importance with them. Since deviants don't give off a blue glow or wear an official club ring that is easily visible in public, I am here, in the midst of cyberspace, hoping to expand my circle of sincere, honest, and trustworthy non-vanilla friends, regardless of geography. I do not care if you are female or male, involved or single, straight or bi or gay. I do care that you value honor and friendship, and shall not betray either.
I am in Columbus Ohio because my teleporter has ceased to function, and I am waiting for parts from a courier from my home planet of Zorkon. He should have been here a few light-years ago, but he always gets "lost" and has to stop on the all female planet of Sheza. God forbid he would ask for directions. Typical man.
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What Makes Me Smile
Kindness - Life can be quite cruel, especially to those in disadvantaged situations - a small gesture can make a large positive impact.
Honesty - I'm a big boy. I can handle the truth, and much prefer it.
Intelligence - I'm not a rocket scientist, nor do you need to be one, but if you are, I've got a million questions for you.
Sense of Humor - Life is too short to not smile and laugh with great frequency. And if you have the gift to make others laugh, use it.
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What Makes Me Frown
Lies/Deceit/Deception - If I can't believe you, how can I trust you?
Bigotry - I have zero tolerance for any type of prejudices. Isn't the world difficult enough as is?
Egotism - I'm not God, and neither are you. Get over yourself.
Sloth - Feel free to sit on your duff and watch the world pass you by, but I won't be joining you.
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What Makes Me Shake My Head In Disgust
People that use D/s as a ruse to obtain BDSM from someone.
People that use BDSM as a ruse to obtain sex from someone.
People that have an all or nothing attitude.
People that refrain from voting or vote a straight party ticket. If you do either, don't complain about the idiots in office.
People that contact me, yet have no interest in platonic friendship, as that is the main reason for my profile. Certainly, I'm open to a dynamic beyond a platonic friendship; however, I would never consider that with a complete stranger. Why would you?
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My Favorite Poem
Sonnets from the Portuguese
Sonnet 1 (Excerpted) - Elizabeth Barret Browning
I was 'ware, so weeping,
how a mystic shape did move behind me,
and drew me backward by the hair.
A voice said in mastery while I strove,
"Guess now who holds thee?"
"Death", I said,
but there the silver answer rang,
"Not Death, but Love."
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My Favorite Quotes
He who wishes to be obeyed must know how to command.
I'm not interested in preserving the status quo; I want to overthrow it.
I do not march to the beat of a different drummer -- for I am the conductor.
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My Favorite Lyrics
The Phantom of the Opera
The Music of the Night (Excerpted) - The Phantom
Night-time sharpens,
heightens each sensation . . .
Darkness stirs and
wakes imagination . . .
Silently the senses
abandon their defenses . . .
Slowly, gently
night unfurls its splendor . . .
Grasp it, sense it -
tremulous and tender . . .
Turn your face away
from the garish light of day,
turn your thoughts away
from cold, unfeeling light -
and listen to
the music of the night . . .
Close your eyes
and surrender to your
darkest dreams!
Purge your thoughts
of the life
you knew before!
Close your eyes,
let your spirit
start to soar!
And you'll live
as you've never
lived before . . .
Softly, deftly,
music shall surround you . . .
Feel it, hear it,
closing in around you . . .
Open up your mind,
let your fantasies unwind,
in this darkness which
you know you cannot fight -
the darkness of
the music of the night . . .
Let your mind
start a journey through a
strange new world!
Leave all thoughts
of the world
you knew before!
Let your soul
take you where you
long to be!
Only then
can you belong
to me . . .
Floating, falling,
sweet intoxication!
Touch me, trust me,
savor each sensation!
Let the dream begin,
let your darker side give in
to the power of the music that I write -
the power of the music of the night . . .
