I cannot believe this site still exists.... sometimes

I am not on here for sex. I get pleasure from ordering you around and causing you pain. Don't like it? Go to hell. 

Watching a tattoo documentary on the History Channel about military tats. Makes me want more tats and an inked military man. YUM!!

NQG is now working 40+ hours a week. I definitely need some more subs to entertain me!!!

I started making some rules or expectations of my subs:

The most general rule of thumb is that you are in my presence for my pleasure. If I do not derive any pleasure from your company expect to be dismissed. Expect nothing in return for what you give me except that it makes me happy. My happiness should bring you pleasure. If this is not true take your leave of me.

These are general set of rules which I expect any one who serves me to follow:

• You should be dedicated to me and me alone unless given special permissions.
• Never call me ma'am.
• I will always be addressed as m'Lady or Lady in electronic or written communications.
• I will be addressed as m'Lady or other pre-approved pet names verbally in and out of the home. My true title (when I grant you that knowledge) can be reserved for when we are alone but may be used anytime.
• I expect you to conduct yourself as a proper gentleman when we are outside the home: opening doors for me, pulling out my chair, etc.
• I expect you to dress and act in a proper manner befitting the occasion. This may be dictated by my preferences.
• You may walk at my side whilst holding my hand or behind me but never in front of me unless the circumstance dictates it.
• Do not mistake kindness or politeness for weakness. A request is to be followed as a command.

My children are not to be spoiled but not to be reprimanded in my presence, only if left in your care.
My children are not to be served. They need to learn to do for themselves.
Most childcare aspects will be my responsibility.

If there are obvious chores to be done around the house, I expect you to immediately start taking care of them when you notice them.
If you live with me for a prolonged period expect me to take over your finances.

Some specific chores:

• Dishes should be done daily (doesn't mean washed, put in the dishwasher till it's filled is perfectly fine)
• The dog should be walked in the morning and at night.
• The yard should be cleared of dog poop daily, weather permitting.
• The cat litter should be scooped twice a week and changed completely the beginning of the month.
• Yard work should be done weekly as needed.
• Floors should be cleaned weekly or as needed.
• Toys should be picked up by the kids but may need to be organized in the playroom weekly.
• Bathroom should be cleaned weekly.

LISTEN UP BOIS...I will be going w/ Cougar to Kulture Shock. If you've been begging to meet me, heres your chance. Buy us Dirty Girl Scout shots (if they make em, if not Cosmos) n introduce yourself.

http://.com/events/50563

this Friday KULTure SHoCK! CYBER-FETISH FIRST FRIDAY'S

by OCTO-PUSSY

 

KULTure SHoCK! CYBER-FETISH FIRST FRIDAY'S

FRIDAY MAY 6TH 2011

===RESIDENT DJs===
...
- DOCTOR OCTO-PUSSY
DJ Tanzenteufel
with guest dj's
DARRYL HELL ( SMACK NYC and HellLab)
CLIFF CAGE

SPINNING INDUSTRIAL , EBM , 80'S , NEW WAVE , ELECTRO FIDGET ALL NIGHT

VIDEO INSTALLATIONS BY VJ STATIC

......DRINK SPECIALS....... 9pm to 12am
..... $ 2 BEERS & ..... $ 3 WELL VODKA DRINKS

=====FEATURING=====
GODDESS DESTINY KAINE & the Ladies of The CHAMBERS
FETISH EQUIPMENT by Shibari_Warrior
SHOCK THERAPY BY XAVIER DOM
BODY PAINTING BY SALAMANDER
PENGUIN CRASHERS FANG MAKERS
Transformation Toys and Play things

LIGHTING BY PHILLY.INDUSTRIAL.ENTERTAINMENT

21 AND 0VER

DRESS FOR SEXXXCESS...... OR COME AS YOU ARE!

$5 9pm - 10pm
$10 AFTER 10PM

DOORS 9pm to 2am !! FREE PARKING !!

OUTSIDE Event or if it Rain Inside EVENT!
Parkside Banquet Halls
4942 Parkside Ave
Philadelphia, PA 19131
(Near the Philadelphia ZOO across from the Mann Music Center)
215 921 9815

5 MINUTES FROM CENTER CITY
Driving Directions from Center City
676w to 76w to
US-13/US-30 W...GIRARD AVE exit, EXIT 342. LEFT onto W GIRARD AVE/US-30.SLIGHT RIGHT onto PARKSIDE AVE goto 49th.between 49th and 50th. CLUB PARK AVENUE on the LEFT

BUS RT 43
BUS RT 64 FROM WASHINTON
RT 40 FROM LOMBARD

I want a sub/slave that truly knows what it means to SERVER. Someone who knows that NO STRINGS ATTACHED, means just that. I do not have to do anything for you. Your only goal is to make me happy. You do as I ask you. Don't tell me what you want unless I ask. Instead you should be asking what would make me happy and what I want from you.

Never mistake politeness for weakness.

Conversely, bitchiness and meanness does not make you a Dom.