Dearest little cuntbois,
I want to make a couple things clear here as some of you seem to believe you are the perfect match for me except for a few minor details.
Nowhere in my profile does it say:
...I am looking for a married cyberwanker whose wife knows but does not understand so he jacksoff at night while she sleeps.
...I am looking for a married sissycunt who lives in the guest suite upstairs and will leave his wife as soon as the house sells.
...I am looking for a married retired megabrain-eloquent-cuntslave whose wife has had a stroke and is only waiting for her to meet her maker.
...I am looking for a married cuntwhore cumslut who lives up stairs and will sell the house and divorce the wife as soon as the kids graduate and leave home.
...I am looking for a married babydoll who works abroad and lives on a boat and flies home to be with the twins on their birthdays and holidays but does not sleep with the wife on such occasions.
...I am looking for a married masocist who needs to be beaten and feel pain and humiliation and is afraid to tell his wife and waits until the office is empty to jackoff, licking the toilet bowl pretending I have taken a dump there.
Now I understand that life deals us all cards that are sometimes not ideal to our wishes desires and needs, but I am not the one to cybersit you as your longing spins out of control and your need threatens to overwhelm your common sense.
Yes, I know and understand the heart and mind of the cuntboi whose central submissive core lies hidden deep in the shadows of the vanilla armor and mask he feels he is forced to wear.
Though any of the above cuntslaves could be my ideal match, I am not interested in being the Other Woman waiting by the proverbial door.
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