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Please note I am in a relationship and I am not seeking any new partners. This profile has been left up because there are people I still talk to on here, even though I am not looking for anyone on this site.
I'm fairly certain that I'm a real life person with thoughts and feelings and desires that are my own. I'm pretty strong willed, a little harsh sometimes, but I'm generally quite sensitive to those I care about. I know who I am and what I want very well.
I like to experiment with lots of different things, but I'm also a sadist and a masochist, and pretty good with rope and that sort of thing. I like massages and foot worship and that sort of thing too, but I care way more about the pain and suffering kinds of kink. I like to switch, because I like the sensation of pain and being tied up just as much as I like doing it to other people.
I pretty much hate anything humiliation related, and I'm almost completely non-sexual.
Outside of kink I'm into geeky stuff like tabletop roleplaying. I'm a writer of stories and blogs, and I write roleplaying systems too for a small developer I know. I'm into some weird pagan and occult stuff too, mostly by accident, but I'm having fun with it (I am probably a priestess, witch, and goddess). I have an amazing family of friends that I do a lot with. I play a very minor role in some activism, making political and social commentary (I'm a bit of an idealist), and I care a lot about trans person inclusive feminism and that sort of thing. I've done sword and polearm fighting in the past, LARPed, and generally pissed about fulfilling whatever curiosities I have.
That thing where I said that I'm a little harsh? It means that I'm willing to delete someone's message unread if my first response to the preview is "no". This usually happens when someone starts out by calling me mistress or only says "hows you"[sic] but happens to longer messages which look like they are trying to use me as a masturbation engine. I don't play well with bigots and the ignorant either; I don't like sexism or transphobia especially.
The less stereotypical you are, the better. If you want to see pictures of me, you have to get on my good side, it's a privilege, not a right!
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So, wishlists, eh? Sure, I can do that.
Firstly, Lovehoney: http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/community/members/lalonde-white/wishlists/lalonde-whites/
Second, Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/registry/wishlist/2U0W8DX6PHNCF/ref=cm_wl_act_vv?_encoding=UTF8&reveal=&visitor-view=1
Why? Why not? A fool and his money are easily parted, and like everyone else, I'm not immune to a little selfishness. Not that I have any expectation of recieving free stuff, or expect anyone to actually buy me any of this.
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I've started deleting messages unread that look like crap in the preview. Damn it feels so good. - Edit: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... ha ha ha.
I'm getting bored of answering messages from men.
The Profile picture is from a game called Shaiya. I get asked about it almost every single time, and it's getting duller with every repetition. |
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Sometimes I see a picture of a penis, and I think "Wow! I wonder what it'd be like to chop that fucker off!" I do not like to see pictures of penises popping up unannounced on my screen. Does anyone like that? I'm not convinced.
Accidentally click "Browse Photo's", see 9 of the pictures contain a penis, click journal to comment on how I hide users whose main pictures are of their junk.
If I see a profile picture of only a penis attached to a message, then I'm deleting the message unread.
Also: Yes. My socks are nice. 1 in 2 initial messages I receive mention them. |
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Sometimes I look at someone's profile and think: Wow!
I'd love to get in touch with them and tell them how interesting and fun they look, but would rather not just send a message that was just one dimensional. Especially when I don't think I could offer them something.
Still, there are some very attractive people out there. |
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A thought on profile names:
Originality is a good thing. A name can be okay, if it's original enough (I think I could have done better with mine). An ID that is taken already should be ditched, not padded with the letter 'x' or have a number attached to it. Also, ID's that revolve around gender and role aren't that interesting either.
I like interesting names. |
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Should you message me Questionnaire:
Add the score up as you go along! Now updated Dec 11
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Are you polyamorous? (yes: +1, no: -5)
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Does your domme playing with others as a sub bother you? (yes: -5, no: +1)
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Do you live close enough to Sheffield to make weekly trips to see me? (yes: +1, no: -5)
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Do you see trans women as really men, or trans men as really women, or think that gender is prescribed by the shape of your genitals? (yes: -10000, no: +1)
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Is there something wrong with people who are not heterosexual? (yes: -10000, no: +1)
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Have you read my profile? (yes: +1, no: -5)
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Are you only interested in getting to know me for the sex/kink? (yes: -10, no: +1)
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If you are going to message me, are you about to ask me a question that is already answered in my profile? (yes: -10, no: +1)
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If you are going to message me, is your message going to be cut and pasted from elsewhere? (yes: -10, no: +1)
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If you are going to message me, is your message going to be more than two sentences long and have fully proper spelling and grammar? (yes: +1, no: -5)
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Do you see it as appropriate to call someone by an honorific (mistress, miss, ma'am, etc) before it has been agreed by them for you to do so? (yes: -5, no: +1)
- Do you have something to say that doesn't involve kink or your questionnaire score? (yes: +1, no: -5)
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Are you geeky? (yes: +1, no: -1)
Results:
10+ Good result! Go ahead and message me if you want!
5-9 Tread carefully, for here there be dragons, message me if you feel lucky.
0-5 Tread very carefully, for here there be dragons, trip mines, and shouty women who get annoyed easily, you probably shouldn't message me.
Less than 0 Don't message me. Just don't, but don't worry, you might be able to pull some points back if you try.
Less than 10000 If I catch a whiff of it, I will probably just put you on block. Be aware, that shit stinks. |
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