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Hi! My names Chris.?First things first- If you're going to message me, please, PLEASE have a picture (A real picture, by-the-by) and something about yourself. It's very hard to talk to someone?with nothing on their profile.????
Anyways, about me. I'm a funny guy, first and foremost. Humor is a very big part of my life. I can be serious when it's necessary, but if it's not, I?don't see a reason to be.?
I'm also a very honest person. I will never willingly lie to?a friend, and I will trust my friends absolutely. It's gotten me hurt, but I hate being lied to, and you can't get honesty if you're a liar.?
On that note- Yes, I like being?on the powerful side of the relationship, both in and out of the bedroom.?However, I'm not one of those douchebags who primp and preen and insist on everyone calling them "Darkmaster Wolfbane?Fucktard442112" or something.
Oh, if you haven't noticed by now, I'm talkative, and very active.
Anyways, as I was saying, I like powerplay- I like being rough in bed. I like to wrestle and fight and play. I can't stand a girl who doesn't make me work for it, who doesn't make it fun and exciting.
??? What I'm looking for- I'm looking for a relationship, no question. BUT. I'm a guy.?So realistically, I'm good with anything, ha ha ha. I'm pretty mobile, I go on cross-country rides every couple of weeks, so I don't mind visiting for a hookup or something. I'm not gonna lie and say random sexual games isn't fun.
I'm a big-time nerd. I'm active in community theatre. I play?video games and D&D. I read. I read A LOT. I watch a lot of movies. I listen to music. I then quote endlessly from these sources. I tend to break into song at every opportunity.?
If you've read all of this, congratulations! I'm proud of you. And honestly very impressed.??:-D
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Back, again, after 3 years. Ye gods. But hey, maybe this time it won't be awful. *crosses fingers* |
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Well, I'm back. Let's try this again! |
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Blaaaaargh. Bored on a Tuesday. Wheeeeeeeee. |
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Huh. Guy wants me to sit on his chest and jack off on his face, when I tell him I'm straight, he says he is too, has never done anything like it. That hits pretty high on my Weirdometer. A solid 7 or so. |
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*whistles* Mondays suck, big-time, lol. 9 PM and I'm boooooooored. I'm gonna go play Rock Band. Anyone want to join me? |
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Why are 90% of the people on this site either terrifyingly ugly or full of shit? Hell, that's probably a conservative estimate. I really, really hate wasting my time. And hell, I'm all for finding love in different places- be who you want to be, baby, and all that. But if you're 5'2, 280 lb, PLEASE don't have your main picture being you naked. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go bleach my brain. |
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It makes me laugh how many girls are complaining that guys bug them with messages when they don't reply. Really, guys? You don't know how to let go? Just relax. I'll admit I think it's rude to read a message and not reply, at least with a "no, thank you", but harassing them with "WHY DIDN'T YOU REPLY??!!??!!!!11!!!!?????/???" Is muuuuuuch worse. Just damn, guys. Just... Damn. |
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It'd be interesting to see how many of the profiles on here are fake.
Hmmmm, you have no journal, no greeting, no interests besides "Currently seeking", and a single, professionally taken picture? Huh. You must be real! |
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I've very tired of women who say they like being owned and used, then have a problem with me doing exactly that. I had to throw out my most recent slave just last month because she couldn't handle my demands. I want a girl who knows her place. I want to be brought lunch, and I demand happiness and excitement when I come home. I want a girl who I can talk to and spend time with, someone who I can show off in public, and then take home and use like a toy. Really, is that too much to ask? |
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