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Random sub task: I am looking for an all natural body scrub. I like spicy smells. If you need a comparison smell Imari (red) by Avon or Charlie. I have worn both scents in the past and they are my signature style scents. I would like the scrubbing agent to be natural sugar (yes) salt (maybe). Nothing that will clog my shower drain. After doing your research you will submit your selection. After I review your selection you will have the chance to use it on me.
P.s not soap, exfoliator |
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I must have really inspired that guy... Not only did he read my whole journal and looked at my pics, he c mailed me and blocked me. Pissing off people that you know is easy. The real power is when you can piss off complete strangers without saying a word...to them anyway. |
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Look what I just got...
From: oftroml
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8/10/12 9:25 PM
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Ya know for someone with a beer belly, a fat skanky looking ass?and sagging tits you sure are a pushy bitch. How idiotic is it for someone to be disgusted with something and then return to it ? HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO??? If you think you fancy words which were ten minutes of the most boring rhetoric?I have ever read makes you any less of a useless hooker you could not be more wrong. You"re just a hoe,,,, HOE
My first fanmail! He made my night without even trying to...lol
Btw if you think my journal is boring why spend ten minutes reading it? Lol there is this little button on each profile that says next profile... Just move on. Dbag!
This has been a public service announcement from your friendly CrazyDomina. |
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Anybody with an uncircumcised penis want to send me a pic of it? |
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I hate when women put themselves at the mercy of the average man. Putting yourself at the mercy of a man never turns out the way you want it. Men are slaves to their penises and mouth. If you aint feeding or fucking them they could care less about you. These girls buy this fairytale that these movies and books (if they read) sell them. They think I am going to find Mr. Right who is going to save me from _________. The truth is that no one can save you but you. If you are lonely, get a dog. If you are horny, get a vibrator. If you are broke, get a job. It may be exhausting for you to keep coming up with backup plans, but it's less exhausting than listening to your whiny ass complain about how fucked up HE made your life. This is just a friendly service announcement from the woman that hopefully you will be someday to the girl she was yesterday. |
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Re: Referring to oneself in the third (neutral) person
It cannot stand when Its thing refers to itself in the third person because it is not an it it is a person. It knows that different its have different experiences with Its. Some It's like to keep It's it neutral so that It can abuse it without thinking of it as a person. This It does not like talking to things... Talking to inanimate objects is a sign that It is crazy... It is not crazy although It may act that way sometimes. So...if it wants to talk to It, it needs to use regular pronouns. It does not want to have to translate it's cmail. Figuring out whether it is talking about an inanimate object or itself is annoying. It hopes that it will take this final warning for what it is or move on to someone who appreciates it's speech pattern. Not all Its are the same. So do not treat all Its like it's former It.
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Re: setting expectations for your Domme
LMAO!! Really? Are you fucking kidding me? Maybe in your previous relationships with these know nothing Dummies that call themselves Dommes, you could run the show. In my house it dont work like that. I dont care about your money, your house, your cars, or about anything you have... If you want to be in my house, I rule with a stern fist. There is only one Mistress in my house. I am less and less interested in your hypocritical pretentious ass than I have ever been in any man on this planet. You speak about Jesus out of one side of your mouth while talking about my pussy out the other. You identify as a slave, A SLAVE!! You don't have a say. No control AT ALL. If you want a say in something forget it. Better yet forget me. And your attitude... As if you are doing me a damn favor... Guess what? I have real subs and slaves local subs and slaves lining up to crave my whim. Bitch please, I don't need your "favor". I told you from the start that I don't play like that. You wanted to test me on the very first order I gave you. Not just a call for clarification (which can be annoying) but an outright refusal. You must be out your damn mind if you think that I give a shit about what you'll do and what you want from me if you do. |
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Re: Using a belt for corporal punishment part II
The unnamed one asked me when was the last time I used a belt for punishment. The truth is quite recently. Sub brat has a child fetish. He does little things that irritate the shit out of me to get a rise. His last cute little trick was opening the screens on my windows. The first time he opened my screens, I scolded him and made him run up and down the stairs for a half an hour. The last time I saw him he did something equally stupid and I made him stand in the corner. He hollered about it and I firmly told him that his time would not start until he shut up. Then he started talking about having to pee. I told him no. He was to stay in the corner til his time was done. Then he was quiet. Deceptively quiet. I walked into the room and my screen was open again...the fucker was peeing out my window. I took his belt (one of those old school two inch wide belts) and wore his ass out til both arms were tired. I have got to get one of those belts... |
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Re: Using the belt for corporal punishment
Now it is not sexy and it breaks the "code of sexiness" but belts are nice, aren't they? I feel so powerful when I spank a sub/slave. The smack is so hot. The welts give me chills. It is a real work out. I'm getting hot thinking about it. MUST LIE DOWN... Bbl. |
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Am I a pro Domme?
To my estimation a pro Domme has to get paid for what they do. I don't. I defy anyone to find one person that I have asked for money in return for my services.
Do I have a job?
Yes, I teach At an elementary school.
Are the subs in my journal paying for the things that I do?
I pay for myself they pay for themselves. I do receive birthday, Valentine's Christmas and random gifts from them. I bought the lingerie, the cane, the 1st sushi rolls. I took myself to houston and i am also taking myself to the Cayman islands in October.
Were you a pro Domme?
Yes, unapologetically yes. I worked my way through school doing it. The house I worked for was a dungeon. The subs I speak about are all former clients who would not let me go after I left the dungeon. Many subs sought me out but only the ones that I liked have access to me now.
Do I scene with them?
Yes, but only what I want to do.
Wait a minute didn't you control a guy's money for a while?
Yes , I did, but it wasn't my idea. It was his. His fetish. We conversed about all the aspects of that deal. He set his own allowance. He chose the method of conveying the money to me. I paid all of his bills and was gracious about giving him extra money occasionally.
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My last journal entry before I dropped off the planet promised pics. Sub peanut and I went lingerie shopping for him...because I like my men nice and pretty lol. I picked up something for me too. Then we got to my house and I modeled them while he took pictures. (Warning sub peanut is an ass freak...his words, not mine...so I had to take pictures of my own butt. Could only get one cheek. With him the camera was shaking and he kept complaining about wanting to bury his face in it... til I tossed him out. So weak.) Ladies and gentlegerms, I give you the long awaited, heavily anticipated, apple, melons, and fudge rounds in my pf 5 minutes. Sorry no face... I do have a day job working with children and I'd get fired. Then again if they are looking on here... kinky bastards!!! lol |
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I just realized that it has been almost 4 months since my last posts. Time flies when you're having fun... Mostly fun anyway. Starting with last week, I did some demonstration for the house I used to work for. Nothing big just toy maintenance for little toys and the machines. I was told to tell the story of what happened when a friend got stuck in a sex machine, (you can imagine the hilarity of the situation) but I declined (mostly because she was at the conference). I did another demonstration called Sit, heel, stay demonstrating the similarities between training dogs and men. Nice and light and all the subs (canine and human) wore doggie tails. (butt plug tails lol) I was in Houston over the new year. I went to the Tennessee Titan/Houston oiler game. It was awesome. I also had my 3rd annual Princesses in Pig Skins bowl game. Basically, I got a bunch of women (listyle adjacent) together for a Super Bowl party. All the servers/princesses (male) dressed in prom dresses, heels, tiaras, and of course pig noses... Lol. Every server got a critique by 16 drunk horny black women. Either they got a punishment or a treat. I'd like to say this party did not turn into an orgy but for SOME...it did. They won't be reinvited. But anywho... If you have read this far here is a question, what do you like better when it comes to instruments of torture...homemade or store bought? 10 days ago ish I made a sub go cut down a switch (for those of you who are not southern, cutting down a switch is a term used to refer to a child going outside and cutting off a limb for his/her own punishment.) for me to beat him with... Interestingly enough he chose the thinnest switch he could (like I did as a child). I whipped him with the switch then went out and chose my own switch (wet wood approximately 4ft long) and wore him out with it. He has a huge mommy fetish. Afterwards he said that he felt the same not in his stomach that he felt as a child when choosing switches... All in all he left with the hugest boner... Second question what is the simplest pleasure/punishment move a D has done to you that you really enjoyed? |
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Sub xx gave me a pedicure yesterday. I love slave xx but he can't paint a toenail to save his life because of his unsteady hands. Everytime he paints my toenails I expect to find polish in every hole... But his technique is nice. Step 1) Wash: He washes my feet with honey... Yeah I hear all the jokes in my head, but it's true. He brings a glass container of organic honey and washes my feet in it. Step 2) Rinse: warm water scented with lavender essential oils. I insisted on lavender because the world should be lavender scented. Step 3) Foot soak: 4 cups of warm milk, 2 teaspoons of almond oil, more lavender essential oil. While I'm soaking he makes tea Celestial Seasons Sleepytime or Tension Tamer. We talk while sub xx massages my legs. Step 4) He has turned my feet into desert (milk honey almond sometimes cinnamon) he sucks my toes. He uses the 4 way nail buffer block for high shine. Sometimes I put one foot on his head while he works on the other. He is such a foot fetishist he practically cums from that. I'm pretty sure he sits in a parking lot wacking it after he leaves my house. |
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New picture around Christmas day!!! Stay tuned. Subs... how do you like your Domme, soft and sweet? hard and rough? exotic and wild? traditional and romantic? |
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Hey you little monkey spanking bitches!!! you are too damn pathetic for my time. If I choose to talk to you it is because I am being gracious NOT because you are in any way shape or form close to what I want in a sub. For the cum bunny assholes who choose to ignore my profile... GUESS WHAT??!!? Odds are you will never get near me. If you are such a fucking retard that you can not read simple English, I do not want to be around you. Any shrimp dick loser that chooses to take a chance for my attention, I expect more from you than just flapping your damn gums. If you are a sub... be that. If you are a slave...be that. If you are a time waster... be that, with SOME ONE ELSE!!! Time wasters are pieces of shit with nothing else to do. I don't give a fuck about you. I am not your damn babysitter. I will not hesitate to ignore your fairy asses. Fucking freaks! For those of you with your panties in a bunch over what I said, you are reading my damn profile not the other way around. Put you big boy panties on and leave bitch! |
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Haven't written in my journal lately. I really want to slap the shit out of someone. There is nothing more sexy than really laying into someone and they don't/can't/won't do anything about it. So I had an open call for subs today. Have you ever watch the show Excused? It was just like that. Men showed up at my door dressed in whatever (lol) and based on the picture in the door cam. I excused them... with a humiliating comment. I had a ball. |
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I changed my profile. Although I have gotten less applicants, I feel I have gotten a better quality of applicant. Now my problem is that every applicant thinks I am a cruel sadistic bitch because of my dealings with the errant sub in the profile entry below. I am not normally cruel or sadistic. I expect all subs to perform their end of our bargain to the best of their ability. If the sub does not perform their end of the bargain, my mind does not immediately go to that sadistic place. After repeated failures to perform specific tasks to grade, I will let the sub go. In my opinion willful disobedience such as displayed by the errant sub deserved a response that was equally egregious. |
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In reference to the errant sub, I decided that I am going to keep his money this week and next week as a penalty. I will release him after next week. I met with the errant sub yesterday. I told him to get me a RAINBOW ROLL at a restaurant 25 miles away. Before I opened the box I told him that he did NOT get it from my restaurant and sent him back. It is likely that he did not get it from my restaurant because it had yellow fin/tail which I can't stand. When he walked in the door after paying for the sushi, I opened it and berated him because he didn't get the VOLCANO ROLL I asked for. This exchange happened about 7 times (Philadelphia, love me, spicy tuna, salmon maki, spicy salmon) When he FINALLY got it right, I told him to strip and stand on one foot while I ate. After I ate He knelt down thinking I would collar him as normal but I blindfolded him. I led him downstairs to my garage/exercise room. I strapped him tightly to my inversion table. Flipped him and handcuffed him. After I cuffed him I warned him that my garage is not insulated and if he started to scream I would ball gag him. (I intended to ball gag him anyway because he is claustrophobic and it makes him feel like he is going to choke) After the third strip I gagged him. I waxed his eyebrows eyelashes balls crack everything except his hair on his head. Next, I uncuffed him so I could turn him right side up. I strapped on "Big Daddy." Big Daddy is a 16" cock. I pumped him until he was whistlin' Dixie. Then I caned him until both arms were tired. I unstrapped him silently and left the garage. I locked the door and went upstairs pee'd on his clothes and threw them in my backyard. My whole house is wired so I sat back and watched him. At first he cried on the table. Then he got off the table and sat in the corner. Then he began to realize I wasn't coming back. He tried the garage door to the basement (locked) He yelled. (ignored) After awhile he looked outside and saw his clothes. He ran out naked to get his clothes and tried to come back inside but my door locks automatically. So he put them on outside. Lmao |
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Taking applications for a foot worshipper/pedicurist. Must have own tools and be available Monday or Tuesday between 12 & 3. Posted foot picture so you pick a nice color polish. (nothing neon or pink...unless the pink is part of french manicure) Please be professional and experienced. |
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Any thoughts on a deliberately disobedient subs? A friend has a sub that has given her total control of his finances. She pays his bills (sometimes with money of her own because he has very little cash.) She gives him spending cash. She found out he has not been turning over all of his cash. He regularly keeps cash. IMO She was VERY GENEROUS by giving him spending money out of her pocket weekly even when he didn't have money enough to cover his bills. I would have filled his gas tank and that's about it. In a TPE relationship such as this is there room for that kind of disobedience? I have my opinion on this give me yours.
Edit: Ok I admit it I am the "friend". I wanna take a scalpel and peel the skin off his balls (lol) But it is likely that I will just let him go. (after I take some sand paper to his balls and rub alcohol on them) |
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I really want to wax some subs balls tonight. I'm in a really mean mood. Birthday blues I guess. |
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So my birthday is coming soon.
My Birthday list (not in order):
1) MORE KINKY TOYS
2) More places to use the kinky toys
3) Electronics (wink)
4) Slave Spa time (massage, pedi manicure, hair)
5) Vacation
6) Sexy shoes
7) Sexy clothes
I would keep going but eventually I would get into the common crap that every woman wants/gets. Not that there is anything wrong with jewelry and stuff like that but... There is no creativity in a necklace. I love creativity... Boring blows.
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I HAVE ENOUGH BORING AND MUNDANE IN MY DAILY LIFE!!! THANK YOU!!!! SHOW ME SOMETHING INTERESTING (besides your penis)!!! And now back to my scheduled program of ignoring you... Posting pics this week! |
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I am unsure about the whole online/distant dominance thing. To be honest I love to see a red ass live and in person. Besides the whole idea of someone spanking themselves is hilarious to me. Another problem I have been having lately is people who identify themselves as dominate or switch but I am not looking for either...hmm... read much? |
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So I haven't been on here in a while... partially because I was interviewing applicants... mostly because this website offends me as a woman. Now I get that this is a sexual situation and the pictures of scattered ass on the ads are necessary... but COME ON... no MEN! NOT ONE!!!! What the FUCK!!! Women are beautiful, don't get me wrong! But every where I turn Titty titty titty. smdh Where's the Dicky dicky dicky? |
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