A record has been set. Initial offer to perform accepted.  Attempt to schedule met with immediate backpeddling.   Entertainment value waning.

Random?  Forethought? Spontaneity?  Singular? Coupled? Grouped? Intertwined? Roller coaster chains. Balance beams. Sandpaper. Ball stretchers.   Least we forget comealongs.         It is not sugar plums dancing in the dreams of a sadist.     No, Dear Sweet Nothings, that is no where near the half of it.     Your participation will not be from manipulation.   Indeed TT, it shall be.   Ode to simply wave thine own hand and have it so.   Wicked Evil Giggles in appreciation of your ....... GIGGLE

That latest one was worth a chuckle.  After a bit of persistence, I opted to respond to his note.  Apparently, I am to believe that a man that age, with that level of experience, just decided to join this site again after all these years.   THAT account no longer exists to reply to.   He might have had a better chance at selling me a bridge in Ukraine.

Haven mentioned in many ways how much I value time and energy more than, well, anything materialistic, without mentioning denials pleasantries, instead of the first five hour minimal drive, I shall give myself the pedicure Mr. Apparently Did Not Spend His Time With Me Wisely would gladly have overpaid for just to feel how much of my foot would fit THIS time.   The five plus hours this GREEDY WITH HER TIME Sadistic Sweetheart will not be SPENDING returning will be spent filling my calender.   Save yourselves the torture of only getting to know only enough to figure out too late how wrong your negative presumptions were.   Yet again, I welcome You to believe whatever you wish.     Now, where DID I put that surprisingly pretty chrome polish????

Simply higher standard without complaints. Not one note from any NEW profile will be responded to in any way unless it meets an unwritten requirement.   Time will be soon that notes here will be filtered through one of the asses.   LOL