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In need of a true slave. Someone who wants to just give and get nothing in return. We will cherish you but treat you like crap and beat you. Safe and sane and well equipped. No problem feeding you and housing you just not going to get much else except what we feel you need. No littles unless we make you one. No brats unless you need to be broken. If you need to be punished, you will work for it. If you need to get away, you will work for it. If you just want to try a short term contract, guess what?? You will work for it. Domestic and sexual service. Not just vanilla living but there will be some there. We need loyal, honest, and selfless. Any special needs considered. Never too extreme. |
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These stupid fake profiles made by some overseas asshole are getting really annoying. The fake studio photo or the stolen Facebook or OK Cupid profile. Why??? Is there really enough money in it to make all the work worthwhile? Just like all the fake Craig's list adds. Where is the line where we no longer tolerate it?? How can we hunt these people down and ban them from the Internet?? |
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If someone wants to submit to me it should not be so hard. Follow the rules, follow directions, follow instructions. I am sure I don't ask for too much. I know I want to protect people. Take care of people. Teach people. |
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Why is it so hard to find the right sub out there. I don't think people try hard enough any more. That and the whole world has become self centered arse holes and only care about themselves. I blame the TV and comunists! |
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Marry, You know which one. We are waiting for you. You are young but I see so much potential in you. I can do this alone but would like to have your help. Please let us know soon sweetie. |
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I do not make a good pen pal. My ideas and sentences are partial at best. Forget about paragraphs. I couldn't write a decent letter if my life depended on it. Reading my letters is like watching Family Guy. Half the time they don't make any sense and you just laugh out of pitty. Not that Family Guy isn't funny, I love it. Just making a point. |
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I get to go visit my friend up in PA next month. So all of my insane rants will not be from the hot sweaty south as you all have come to love. You will have to settle for normal weather ranting. That is all for now. Unless I think of something else.
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TV's 'Mr. Wizard' Don Herbert Dies at 89
Don Herbert, who as television's "Mr. Wizard" introduced generations of young viewers to the joys of science, died Tuesday. He was 89. Herbert, who had bone cancer, died at his suburban Bell Canyon home
He will be missed by all of that sat and watched his show. |
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When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"? Yeah. Do you guys do that?
Well let me point this out. I have never masturbated in my own feces. I have however come to that realization. It really makes you wounder if average every day Joes ever come to that point as well. We are all sick in one way or another. Some, like me, don't suffer from our sickness. We enjoy every minute of it. |
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Friends, perverts, countrymen lend me your ears. I am here to tell you about the great travesty brought to us by the makes of Twizzlers. The red candy we all have come to love. The new Rainbow Twizzlers is an insult to the name Twizzlers. Believe you me the total and utter disappointment at tasting their new product. My mouth was not happy to say the least. It was more of a Red vine texture and flavor. Red vines, the bastard older brother of the Twizzler. Thankfully I had a nice bag of Jelly Belly's there to remove the foul flavor of Rainbow Twizzlers from my pallet. Ahh Jelly Belly's will always be there and never disappoint. Even if they do insist on placing disgusting licorice in every variety bag they sell. What kind of man puts this much thought into a rant about candy and yet has such a crappy profile for himself? You all may never know.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not that he is afraid of the dark. He sleeps with a night light for the simple fact that the dark is afraid of him. |
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I am a cartoon junkie if people haven't noticed. Something about the totally absurd just helps ease the tension. Sir Bob the sponge of square pantedness is a current favorite. Then there are the old stand bys of The Tick and Futurerama. South Park and Sealab 2021. Most adult swim programming. Hell I am still pissed the one Saturday morning I woke up to watch Pee-Wee's Play house and it was replaced with crappy Raggedy Ann and Andy cartoons. I never felt so disappointed. Laurence Fishburn as a cowboy. Who could pass that up? |
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"Life is very short and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend." You all know the song but can you name the movie in which it was quoted? Other quotes from same movie. "Half the payment now. Half tomorrow. Half on delivery." "Suicide? Looks like she caught herself by suprise." |
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Is it just me or is anyone else bothered by the fact that rodents incisors continue to grow their entire life? It's just weird and creepy. And I have been around some freaky stuff. In fact they have to continue to chew in things so as to wear them down. I can just feel my head resonate as my teeth scrape on something hard. I would rather listen to Fran Drescher scrape her nails across a chalk board while she laughed at Gilbert Godfrey comedy routines. Not that I hate rodents completely there is the squirrel and rabbit but I don't think I would ever keep one around as a pet. |
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Why do so many people hate the end pieces of a loaf of bread? I personally think it's the best part. In a way I am that same piece of bread. A little weird and awkward. Over looked by so many but if people would just get to know me they would realize that I make a great peanut butter and jelly without getting all soggy and wet and your fingers don't get all sticky. So don't discard that piece or just set it aside. Savor the flavor and enjoy the total bread experience. And never discard the crust. If bread is the cloud the crust is the silver lining. |
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I know I will get hate mail for this one but oh well.
Hispanic women are EVIL, evil right down to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours or mine, but rather a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior.
Thank you Trey and Matt for helping me find the right words.
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Man do I ever love my boots. I don't know what it is I just feel naked without them. Unless I am naked just wearing the boots then I just feel silly. I feel I can do anything as long as I am in my boots. Most of my boots last longer and have seen more miles than most cars out on the road today. I feel bad when I finally do throw a pair away. I have tried burning them and burying them and just throwing them out. It just never feels right. I usually have to go through 4 or 5 sloes before they just fall apart. Patched with duct tape and scrap leather. |
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Happy birthday Kurt!!!! I know few remember but we all thank you for what you did. Thank you for those few others who remember. Have a drink relish life or do what ever it is you do. |
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Sanity is a disease that most people in this world suffer from. A good amount have been able to break the bonds of this horrible disease yet still watch as others suffer. Those who suffer this disease desperately try to break its bonds even if they don't know they are trying. Some people try medication, mostly illegal. Others try alcohol and prescription drugs. Still a great many go to group therapy more commonly known as a church or temple or congress and senate. These seem to be the least effective on the dreaded illness and divide themselves into many groups that denounce the others form of sanity and try to eradicate it. A sad site if there ever was one. |
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When I open a jar of peanut butter, or any other jar for that matter, I always hold the lid and spin the jar. I realized this inspecting my half eaten jar of peanut butter for the product code in which I discovered was recalled. Have I always opened all my jars this way or is it a relatively new thing that I only now notice? Dose it matter in the big picture or will there be a test on this later? Does noticing stuff like this make me crazy? Or is it the fact that I spend too much time thinking about stupid stuff like this that makes me crazy? Or am I crazy at all? And who the hell killed Laura Palmer? As if any of you actually remember that whole waste of a Friday night. |
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Innocence is a form of insanity and self delusion. I can't say I believe in this but it is a good point. |
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At one point or another in everyones life you have had a stalker. If you can honestly say you have never had a stalker either, 1 you never noticed or, 2 you are at the bottom of the chain. I have to say the few stalkers that I can remember places me near the bottom of the long chain. Thinking back I should have kept them around. |
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Greed is the one thing in life everyone should live without. Without greed most crimes would be a thing of the past. Communism might actually be a good thing if there was no greed. But I'm sure there are other things people would find to destroy each other. |
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"You are on a first name basis with sanity, friend. I have to call him Mr. Lucidity, and thats no good in a pinch." |
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This is all I can remember of a conversation I once heard between a stoned surfer and a flaming homosexual.
Stoned surfer:"I don't care if you take swats off the meat bong... it's really none of my business, I just don't want you blowing it in my face!"
I knew these guys pretty well and we hung out quite a bit. I can't seem to remember anyones name when it comes to those times. I just remember this skinny little surfer would make some of the best points and would still manage to make them sound retarded. |
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I can remember my first love, Carolyn Jones. You all know her quite well as Morticia Frump Addams. She was so hot in her black dress and that long black hair. I so wanted to be Gomez. Living in that old house with their "play room". Everyone here wants their own dungeon filled with all kinds of torture equipment. Living a life happily in misery. Anjelica Huston did a great job being so morbid and yet sexy. Morticia was such a great switch she was sub yet domme. She was the perfect lifestyle playmate. |
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I am starting to understand why so many women quote poetry in their profiles. It's the same reason men quote music. It puts feeling into words that are not quite your own but come across so much better.
"People are strange when your a stranger." The Doors
So introduce yourself. |
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Why no photo? I just want someone to be serious in their search. If your not looking hard enough you won't find me. |
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1)As long as one person believes in a lie, its the truth to that person.
2)You just cant change someones mind , you have to convince them to open their mind to other possibilities.
3)Any problem can be solved with a well laid plan.
4)Any plan can be destroyed.
5)Always have a plan B.
6)You have to know what you want out of life before life can give it to you.
7)You think you have it bad, theres always someone worse off than you.
8)That person is usually believing in a lie. |
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I see a lot of the same people on here. You can tell peoples habits by their regular on line hours. I have contracted a lot of people and tried to get to know them but it seems like theres a 4 letter limit for most people. I guess people just realize after 4 letters that I'm not their type. Thats just an educated guess because I haven't heard back. |
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Would a picture help? I don't think any of you are reading this anyways. Not that its a good profile but it is a start. In 12 years I have had only 1 woman contact me. So much for patience paying off.
*update* No longer just 1 woman but most aren't serious. |
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I am no here to degrade women or beat them. I am not a women hating type of person. I have a difficult time being dominant to women that are older than me. If a good beating and a few choice words are your turn on i can be there for you and be quite good at it but its just not my thing. I like to push limits mostly mental and a few physical. I want to know someones deepest fears and greatest pleasures and mix them together. I enjoy creative bondage and leather. A lot of pleasure spiked with occasional pain. Right now i have nothing i want to start with nothing and build something. I would like to find someone adventurous and intelligent that is willing to learn. I doubt anyone truly reads these things. |
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I have come to realize that some of the most intelligent females on the net are on this website. I have been looking on line for a long time for a partner and have not found so many intelligent people on one site. Yes i know its a run on sentence but I'm not very book smart. I also have to say that for once in my life i am starting to feel that some of you are a little intimidating at the intellectual level.
I have also found out that a lot of you ladies out there are fed up with idiots. Hence the abruptness of a lot of your replies. At least you do reply or at least acknowledge out of respect that i have sent a letter or note, and for that i commend you all.
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