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This being the internet and all and I can claim to be a Master with 300 years of experience and 30 online subs scattered across the world I never have or will meet I thought I would hence fourth proclaim I am the king of Sweden. That's right, mother fucking king of Sweden. Top that you sofa doms and subs. While you pretend to beat someone I'm pretending to run the country that builds some of the safest cars, export the most furniture kits, and loves fish. So next time your typing a message to that "hot chick" that's probably another 40 y.o. dude in his underwear just remember that I am not beating my dick chatting with someone that could have more sofa sores than you do. I'm beating my dick to my bikini team.
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