I've met people from this site.  I've had fun with them. 

I've also arranged to meet other people from this site who were purely fantasising and it's a straight pain because as you know, so much wasted time can make one somewhat suspicious of everybody else. 

There you have it, My explanation of why I take nobody seriously and why I'll ask for a deposit if you tell Me you wish to meet Me. 

Mistress Jane.

There are several things wrong with the message I recieved from 'Jon'.

The dire abbreviations and lack of reverance in his heightened state of excitement are precisely why I prefer boys to spend a little time at a keyboard rather than some hurried, cock stiffening, memory bashing on a mobile device.

To reiterate:  I do not need slaves - I'll find them should the opportunity arise.  I only take paid bookings.  Don't embaress either of us by asking for intercourse.

Mistress Jane.

Janie,
I have to tell u that that is the most thrilling and awe inspiring sexual experience I have ever had, the way your beautiful goddess body towered above me as lay twitching in total sexual tension below you was amazing. the amount you can piss is stunning and those fat pussy lips oozing or flooding my mouth with your sweet nectar was omfg heart pounding stuff. U are the first lady I have ever rimmed so that wass amazing and each time you moved postion towered above me spread yourself or lowered your wet pussy over my so willing face....to have u sat upright forcing your pussy over my face, nose mouth and chin was so exciting for me...the fear of what size strap on was going to come out of your bag of tricks was amazing, having those fingers prepare me for what was coming I was really so scarred of u at this point, but in a really excited got to feel it sort of way but that pic session of u putting the strap on on was fuck me the most empowering images of a real woman I will ever have. Little did I know that the best was yet to come, having you fuck me and seeing your strong womanly persona increased so much by fucking my slut arse hole in such a way that I will never lose that image...ever....I think in the excitement of that I saw this look of sheer beauty and sexual grit on your face that I said I love U.....my god Janie you fucked me so perfectly you deserved my perfect little arse for your taking....then in a chit chat about my love of facesitting and how I love to be facesat with a wet naked pussy smothering my face u exploded into what I think was the best point of the night....you wanted to straddle my face and gind and let alL of your piss flow it was a totally unreal experience that left me cumming in disbelief of how much gorgeous piss I was drinking of u and showered with. U are amazing and I would be willing any day to be your sexual slave straddled fucked and pissed on by you for as many hrs you could. I would be honoured to tongue your sweet tasting pussy and u can piss in my mouth and I will drink from your soaking wet pussy whenever you desire....if u ever ever want a northern slut to use your big fat dong on I would be there waiting for you with my head pushed down and perfect arse lubbed up waiting. omfg u are the best luv Jon xxx

I received a bizarre message from 'sentoplease' about how he has a blade and wants My neck.....  It's only bizarre as I've had no prior comms with this bozo.

I wish him and his Mistress (daytime tv and his computer tower) all the best.

What IS amazing is that there are so MANY dire souls in here.  It does make it difficult for us to see the wood for the trees.

Essentially, to the boys out there who are sincere; it's morons like that making your task that much tougher.

Thanks to My boys who are keeping Me sane.  I wish I owned a huge house and could have you all.........

Welcome arse worshippers.

Whom amongst you can help?  I have a pleasant, portable Queening Stool, what Goddess doesn't!?  What I could really do with is one of those glorious toilet boxes, possibly even one that is a throne.  I do not have the time to look around the internet Myself so would welcome some assistance.

I need something comfortable, attractive and functional.  Something that will reflect My ethereal status.

This will not curry favour for I am not looking for a full toilet slave at present.  Unless there is something exceptional about you........

Temple of Ananke.

I could do with someone's tongue up My arse right now..........