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just seeking maso type women who enjoy edge play

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9/5/2005 12:31:10 AM
the below is a joke and its to put a smile in the hearts of those who read it.


Life is to short to be so serious all the time.

9/5/2005 12:29:13 AM
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:


I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into
everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work
in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor
ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to
contagious diseases.



Dear Penis,


After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after
brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the
management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are
often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you
need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You
leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't
always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
correct protective gear. You will retire well before you are 65. You
are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated
work area before you have completed the assigned task. And if that
were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the
workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.


Sincerely, The Management



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obedientlaura
 
 Age: 50
  Massachusetts