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Neverwho

I'm wildly and passionately in love with all things dark and mysterious. I don't care much about rules; socially constructed or otherwise. I'm an introvert with a crazy extrovert streak. I hate phones. I'm more then a bit unique- which lands me in trouble quite often. I have savage and sexy affairs with the English language; she's dirty, and she likes to be spanked. I firmly believe that the liver is evil, and must be punished. Alcohol is addicted to me. Sometimes cigarettes are, too- but I'm trying to quit. I drink a lot of Tea; Tantric and tantalizing; tasty. Much more wholesome then English. Tea doesn't like to be spanked, or spoke about at all. Simply sipped. My Tea is an allegory for life, and I'm not ashamed to admit that. I love eastern philosophy and martial arts of all kinds. They are beautiful. Oh, I don't like normal people. If you're normal, screw off- if it takes you more then three seconds of asking yourself "Am I normal?", you can stay.