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I'm not at all laid back or easy going. I get bent out of shape at the at the drop of a hat. Pick your fucking hat up off my floor.

I love writing self summaries. I hate laughing; can't stand it, in fact. Mostly because I have no sense of humor. At all. Actually, I hate fun in all it's forms. I do loves me some drama, though.

I never try new things and have no patience for adventures. Or adventurers. They roll into town, sell looted gear and hit on all the tavern wenches like they own the place. Don't they realize they're ruining the local economy?!?

I hate hanging out with friends, those freeloading bastards. Always dropping their hats!

What really rustles my jimmies is vague internet references in peoples' profiles.

I love long romantic walks on the beach, and having sand in my shoes.

I prefer to live my life 5 days at a time. Consequently, according to my calculations, I live my life to the one fifthest.

Are you looking for a partner in crime? That's cool, I'm totally not a cop. Like, at all. On a totally unrelated note, could you please speaker louder and directly into my conspicuous decorative lapel flower?

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MissAsianGoddess
 
 Age: 33
  Massachusetts