If I am contacting you Don’t be
flattered. I am collector of losers, worthless
sluts, sick puppies and even a pig or two.
The little cuties, you know the
cheerleader types, they are my favorites. They
always seem to come with a nice assortment of fears and anxieties.
But have no fear you nerdy car
chasers; I am an equal opportunity abuser.
My favorite colors; Black and
Blue.
Welts and markings free of charge.
My limits, Murder. If you have any speak up, and I will think about it.
Naturally talented verbal abuser. Pissed off Drill Sergeant on steroids I have been
called, but her description was too sweet.
Would rather spit in your face
then not.
You will worship the effort I will
take to humiliate you.
Your mind is the organ I wish to fuck.
The worthless souls I seek will
not be trailer trash, but successful and intelligent.
Tossing my salad might calm the
beast, but don’t count on it.
May pimp you for pennies.
My favorite tools are my bare
hands
If I call you cute, I mean your ass looking up at
me , not you face.
If you bond with me, I pity you.
I…am the most interesting man in
the world………………………