I am a sadomasochist. Deal with it. I fecking detest power exchange.
Not looking for a ds dynamic. There is no place in my life for tpe or anything associated with it. And just in case its not clear people dont own other people any more. It was abolished some time ago. If you wish to have a slave fantasy role play- thats fine, but not with me.
Please do not contact me if you are seeking a slave, submissive or anyone subservient. I am not. Move onto the next profile if you seek a dominant woman, mistress or goddess. I am not. I am also not a switch. (Switches turn lights on off from the wall, btw...) I am not any of those. I am a sadomasochist looking forasadomasochist spouse.
Heres a tip Subs are delicious with provolone Caesar dressing. They can also be found at a naval yard and most are nuclear powered. They are not people.
It seems there are many people who feel they dont need to actually read an entire profile. I respect a man who will email, or message me with proper grammar and punctuation. Ur is an ancient land. If an initial contact is rude, crude or socially unacceptable, I will respond in kind. Yes, my pic was done professionally. My cousin happens to have a studio. Shes also on this site, and you are welcome to ask her about it.
OK, the about me part...
Im currently single, having been married for over 20 years to a sadomasochist. Yes, I relate to a 1950s style household, I still wear dresses to clean and vacuum, I cook every day for my enjoyment. I have been compared to June Cleaver. However, dont get the idea that I feel a man is the head of household. I feel a marriage is two spouses who are equals.
I enjoy pain. Not erotically or as foreplay, but for the endorphins. Let me rephrase that. I am not aroused by pain. (Neither as receiver nor as the giver.) I just like the rush. I will always keep pain pleasure separate. Pain play will be after dinner the game is over.
Im not interested in any kind of ds relationship. Im not into the powerauthoritycontrol exchange dynamic. I dont care for discipline as it is for kids or a young puppy. Im just here for the sm. Thats what I like.
I smoke, get used to it. Cigarettes or a cigar, yes. I have a glass of wine with dinner or a scotch with my cigar. I do smoke in the house, not outside.
Ive been asked about my pain tolerance, well thats quite relative, isnt it?
My limits include (among others)
No loss of life or limb. Any of my body parts will remain attached without needing sutures to replace them. No children or incest. This includes a daddydomlilgirl, momson role play or any mention of relatives, or friends of said relatives-ever. No animals. This is inclusive of bestiality or puppypony or any kind of pet,animal role play. No humiliation ordegradation or ification. You can get a better reaction from asking nicely than calling me disgusting names. I include brown showersrainbow showers in this section. Neither the giver nor receiver. No obedience training, discipline, caging, serving, kneeling or begging. These may work for animals, not me. See section referencingno animals... No couples. I repeat no couples, 3somes, groups. Im straight, and monogamous.
I will find that elusive sadomasochistic spouse Im looking for. I am patient, and wont be pressured into calling, giving my personal email address, or meeting before Im ready.
2/7/2012 10:53:55 AM
I am NOT a fetish delivery system.
4/29/2011 4:17:22 PM
Oh hell, guys... put on pants.
12/1/2010 5:24:07 PM
Dammit people. Put a fuckin' shirt on......
7/14/2010 4:59:36 AM
R.I.P George Steinbrenner.
Love him or hate him, he was a remarkable business man, and just about anyone who met him felt comfortable.
He will be missed.
(And this is from a lifetime Yankee hater.)
3/19/2010 5:04:37 PM
To the psychotic, schizophrenic illiterates:
I don't give a flying hoot how many profiles you keep. If you don't read and comprehend my profile, AND you begin in a rude, crude & socially unacceptable way, I will respond in the same way.
For those who like to send sniping message with the "slaveregistry". (Almost as idiotic as people pretending to be animals.)
11/10/2009 8:45:28 PM
[rant]Do not send me sexual pics. I am not interested in your dick or your ass. I am not interested in pics you've lifted from other sites. If I want to see certain genre pics, I can find them.
If your profile pic is a naked one, I won't take you seriously. If it's a drawing or cartoon, I'll laugh at your idiocy. [/rant]
10/6/2009 9:09:06 PM
No rant, just having fun with my profile since morons refuse to actually read it.
7/30/2009 6:53:58 AM
Good fucking grief. Can't anyone use punctuation, grammar and spell check? I think my eyes are bleeding.
4/16/2009 10:10:23 PM
News flash!!
If you're going to request a chat with someone, read their profile.
4/5/2009 4:29:33 PM
It's not my fucking lifestyle!!!
It's just something I enjoy doing. OMG, this must make me a bad lil subbie. Oh well, that must be why I'm not fucking submissive!!
3/25/2009 8:28:24 PM
*Sigh*
It seems reading comprehension is a lost art. Just because someone has sent me numerous unsolicited messages in the space of a few days, doesn't mean I will give out my phone number or private email, or IM. I prefer the IM here.
Why do people think "Check out my profile and see what you think" is a great one line message? There is no good one line message. I don't look at someone's profile if they haven't read my entire one.
Let this be a subtle hint- I'm here to read the boards. I'm not in a hurry to find a mate. If it shows I'm online, chances are I'm reading the boards. I prefer seeing the interaction of people there and sending off a message because of that. I have had more contact with people over coffee because of something said in the fora on the other side.
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2/11/2009 9:35:36 AM
Not even 2 months here and I've rewritten the profile three times. I can't spell things out any plainer. So, to avoid further misunderstandings I'll use this section.
I am a maso with a sadistic streak. I'm looking for my counterpart: a sadist with a maso streak. Read this again and repeat after me: Sadomasochist. Not solely a masochist, okay? I'm not a switch. I'm not a sub or domme.
If you contact me, with any interest, be aware I like to give as good as I get. It isn't a power struggle as to who will stick the needles in or who has the cane.
I didn't think it was so unusual to expect people to actually read a profile...
