Some of you send the most ridiculous intro messages.  I assume it is to get my attention which it does - just not in the way you wish.  Please come up with something useful if you would like a response.  I've received some very nice messages but there are too many who need to come up with an original thought.  I considered posting these pathetic excuses of writings here to humiliate and shame you into change.  But then I realized you boys probably would like that. :P Please...be creative... but be intelligent.