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Just heard "Dad Bod" called alternatively a "Father Figure".
Yes. I support this.
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Imagine if Tina Belcher from Bob's Burgers grew up to be Penelope Garcia from Criminal Minds.
That's who I am in real life.
There. Thats a thing you know now. |
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Maybe its just me, but I love a Dad Bod.
Seriously!
It turns me on. |
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Merry christmas, all my whores and horrors!
May the fat man be kind. |
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Dont fuck guys with bad tattoos or facial hair. |
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Took a gander at some of the women 4 men profiles on here.
Woof.
Lotta mutants.
#justsayin |
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You want to bond with me?
Take a nap with me! |
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They difference between me and other girls...
This weekend there are two major festivals going on.
While most girls want to be at Coachella, Id rather be at the Viva Las Vegas Rockabilly Weekend.
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I'm mourning the passing of a very close friend.
Please be kind.
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I know I'm not the only one who sees those click bait articles on "ways to spice up your Valentine's Day" and shakes their head.
They are always talking about dabbling in our activities.
"Tie him up! Let him tie you up! Spank each other! Get Fifty Shades for tips"
No. Just... no.
I think it's silly to dabble in things that are beyond your level.
And kink is not for the faint of heart.
Do yourselves a favour... if you are vanilla, buy her some lingerie and take her to dinner.
Maybe she will give you a blow job.
Then fantasize about a life less ordinary and watch some absurd kink porn like a normal guy.
But stay out of the kink.
It's not for you.
(Yes, I'm mouthy. Yes, I'm judgey. But I'm also well informed and smart as hell. I assure you that there are a great many men who enjoy these aspects of my personality. If my opinions and blog entries offend you, move along. STOP SENDING ME MESSAGES TELLING ME I'M NOT A "TRUE" SUBMISSIVE.) |
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With the right lipstick, I can conquer the world. |
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I just wanna be the girl on a velvet swing.
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FACT:
Expressing an interest in Daddy stuff does not mean I want to hear about or participate in your real life incest fantasies or play.
You disgust me.
Stay out of my profile and my inbox.
You will be blocked and reported.
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New Years Eve is a bad time.
If you go out, if you stay in.
Fuck that.
Just give me a bottle of champagne and go on without me. |
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I reject every single friend request on here.
This isn't facebook or fetlife.
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"Her body is a paraphilic love map." -Rustin Cohle, True Detective |
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That awesome moment when you pin point an actor's obscure rolls.
And then IMDB confirms it.
Yes.
Flawless victory.
\w/(^ . ^)\w/ |
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When a man refers to his wife as his "bride"?
Makes me cringe inwardly every time.
The only time that is appropriate is your wedding day.
Or in private.
(I know. I whine a lot about things I find annoying. Ask me what I like. I will wax poetic about that stuff too.) |
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Men in distressed jeans.
You bought them that way?
We have nothing to talk about.
Men in white New Balance shoes?
Move along.
Black military or motorcycle boots?
Suspenders?
Come closer, please.
You gave your preferences. I have my own.
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16% Pet
12% Exhibitionist
8% Degradation receiver
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These results are entirely accurate.
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Bombshell like Breathless Mahoney.
Good girl like Tess Trueheart.
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All the 'arty' black and white pictures of dudes in suits spanking models in lingerie are so cliche.
And even more unrealistic. |
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"She paints her face
To hide her face
Her eyes are deep water...
She sings
She dances
She entertains you
Whatever you want
The rest is shadows
The rest is secret."
A. Golden
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Sending me a message to tell me I'm fat?
You don't say!
I had no idea!
And what's more - I had no idea others could tell!
It's not like I have a disclaimer right on my profile!
/end sarcasm
Seriously.
I'm fat.
I'm beautiful.
Period.
And if you feel the need to over look me because I don't fit into you preconceived ideals if what constitutes beauty and worth, I'm not missing out.
You are. |
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Honestly... learn the fucking difference between Dominant (an adjective or noun) and dominate (a verb).
But of course, most of the denizens of this site don't know the difference between an adjective, noun or verb either.
>.<
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"But He who hath the steerage of my course
Direct my sail." -Shakespeare |
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When did real conversations about real issues become so bad?
When did connecting on common ground become less important than a handful of dirty words on a screen?
Just because I'm attractive doesn't negate the importance of what I have to say.
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No, I don't want to give you my number so you can call me.
I don't like talking on the phone.
I'm shy. Talking on the phone makes me nervous. I don't like awkward silences, and when I'm nervous I feel the need to fill those awkward silences. Usually with bullshit.
I dont even talk to my friends on the phone. I text them.
Why do you even want to talk? To hear my voice? To prove I'm really a girl?
Ask me for a proof pic.
To discuss boring things? No Thanx. I'd rather do anything else than make small talk with a stranger.
Is it so you can try to talk dirty to me? Engage me in phone sex?
It won't be any good. I clam up. Start giggling. Become utterly inhibited.
Also, there is the issue of safety. I'm not going to just toss my number out there for someone to use in a neferious context.
No.
If you want to get to know me, awesome.
Let's talk. ONLINE.
If we really connect and you are patient, maybe we can move on to phone and real life meet ups... but it won't be for a very long time. And very, very few people make me want to go there.
If you can't hang with my process and pace, then don't brother.
It'll just be a waste of time. |
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Peek-a-boo, I see you!
If I take the time to view your profile but don't message you, it may not be an indication that I'm not interested.
I simply can't think of anything to say.
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Geriatric Dom?
No thank you.
I'm too fast for you, Grandpa. I'd break more than your hip. |
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A woman should only submit to her betters.
Just because you have a cock does not make you better than me.
Especially if you don't know how to spell. |
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I know I can't be the only person who notices... but why do people post pictures with messy rooms in the background?!
Its disgusting!
Clean up your shit before you take a picture, use a better angle or crop the garbage out.
And stay away from me. I don't want to be your maid, you disgusting bastard. |
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Do you know why the caged bird sings? |
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What is with all the misogyny?!
Some of the profiles on here are just damn creepy. Sounds like the memoirs of women-hating serial killers. Or at the very least, violent rapists.
No sir, DO NOT WANT! |
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Make me your princess. I'll make you my King. <3 |
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Do I in some way come across as inexperienced?
I am far from it. I've been interested in spankings since I was sixteen. I have been active in the lifestyle since I was twenty-two. I have played with a couple handfuls of men and even a couple of women (women are FAR more sadistic). I have tried many different types of play... blow darts, play piercings, floggings, spankings, paddles, single tails, dragon tails, interrogation, tickle torture, group scenes, biting, hair pulling, rough body play (kicking, punching, slapping), having my mouth washed out with soap, rope, rope suspensions, mummification, playing dead (and hoping for the best)... a slew of other things.
I do not need someone to give me kink 101. I've been there. I've done that. You could probably learn a couple things from me if you took a step off of your high horse.
When I first got involved in the lifestyle real time, I had an amazing friend and mentor that led me through the scene and taught me about protocol, respect, and how to be safe. He watched over me and made sure that people knew I was not to be trifled with.
He has since passed on, but his name is still widely respected in our community.
So in short, don't treat me like I'm new at this. I am not.
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I just heard that I might be "too interesting" from a man.
My bullshit radar is blaring. I think it's mostly just a cop out... but seriously?? WHAT the fuck?!
He is just mad that I'm better read than he is. He was totally caught off guard by my intelligence. That's happened before... but come on?
Are men intimidated when a girl can talk about art and literature as easily as she can talk about taking Daddy's cock?
Honestly.
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This little girl just celebrated her sixteenth birthday again. It was spent with good friends, good alcohol and good food. Then there were some forced birthday spankings.
What more could a little girl ask for? :) |
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I said this on my profile, but I'm going to go ahead and say it again here: Just because you have a camera, you cannot call yourself a photographer.
And just because you know how to strike a pose, you cannot call yourself a model.
Seems to me that a lot of people in the kink community fancy themselves to be one or the other, and it simply isn't so.
Using a lot of pretty effects on instagram or photoshop doesn't mean you are creating art.
And you are not a model, just cos you watched a lot Top Model and took to heart everything that Tyra said.
Get a clue, get some talent, present something that deviates from the mainstream fetish images that are out there. Ass hats. |
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I love getting all dressed up to go out... make up flawless, nails (toes too!) done, hair on point, cute ensemble, perfect accessories...
Ohh yes! I enjoy being a girl! I'm like a knock em sock em robot! Only cuter! |
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If you don't know the difference between "dominant" and "dominate" move along. |
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"She makes me think of volatile chemicals!" - Fester, "Addams Family Values |
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It takes all kinds...
Been seeing a lot of male profiles that talk about desiring a partner who is height/weight proportionate. Despite the fact that he himself is not.
This is pretty much made of bullshit. This is not because I am bitter that I am not a contender, but because it's lame that you discriminate on women's size, rather than worrying about/doing something to rectify your own issues in that department.
You oughta be ashamed of yourselves... I hope you get taken for a ride by a scammer-girl. Who presents herself as a little hot-bodied slave, but in reality is a fat, hairy dude playing pretend and taking your money. |
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That awkward moment when your sister forwards a text about your crush - to your crush. FML. |
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"There was a little girl
Who had a little curl
Right in the center of her forehead
And when she was good
She was very, very good
But when she was bad
She was horrid!"
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Crazy inspired this morning!
I stumbled across a website in support of a medical issue I have... and have decided to take some time out and write about my experiances with this condition.
It never fails to strike me as amazing when you spend your entire life thinking that you are alone and no one can relate to your specific circumstance. And then through the power of the internet, you find a community dealing with the same thing.
It's this way with kink and obscure medical conditions alike. It's humbling and comforting and inspiring as hell.
And it makes me a grateful little clam. |
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I know that this does not apply to everyone on this site, but the moment I see someone with a picture of a dog on their profile it immediately makes me feel yucky. Considering the nature of some of the messages I've gotten on this site.
It's really not a good idea to propose beastiality to the girl who is a psedo vegetarian, has donated to PETA and regularly cries when subjected to ASPCA commercials. O.O |
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"If ya aint runnin with it, run from it motha fucka!" - Lil Wayne |
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I keep on thinking I've found Him, but it always gets messy and complicated right as I start to get comfortable.
It's so discouraging.
But I know that I'm too good a girl to be lonely for long. And I know that somewhere out there my Daddy is looking for His little girl just as desperately as I'm looking for Him.
Please find me, Daddy. I need You pretty badly right about now. :(
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Jim Morrison said it best: "The men don't know but the little girls understand."
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Watching a newly discovered show on netflix, "Kink". It's a great depiction of the ins and out of our lifestyle. I relate to all of these people and they speak in truths.
Check it out, folks! |
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Do you remember the old adage, "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all?"
I think more than a few people *cough*MEN*cough* would do well to remember that.
Just because you are a male dominant doesn't give you a free pass to be rude to me from jump street. I don't respond favourably (if at all) to such tactics. You'd be better off being cordial.
Don't make assumptions about who you think I am, or try to force upon me your agenda of who you want me to be. I will not comply. |
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Hope everyone had a great NYE and an even better New Year to follow in the months after!
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"You're a beast
I'm a beauty..."
My prince charming will leave bruises. |
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Getting drunk with my Little Girl friend. We have a big day of fun planned tomorrow. Lots of colouring books, possible feetie Pajamas, and forts! You are so jealous!
Hope everyone is having the best christmas ever... We may be the naughty list, but Santa cant resist! :P
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How does the saying go I'm not mad... just disappointed
But they keep on talking About how the Mayans were wrong It's not the end of the world Just one chapter being closed And the snow white page Of the next waiting to be filled
And oh, but it will be! Dancing Kisses Giggles Friends Family Holidays And Holy Days Blushing little girl cheeks And the freckles that kiss them Cute little dresses And buckle shoes Silky blonde hair In pink rubber banded pony tales (Yes, that's spelled properly)
Don't spare a second worry About this one For I live a life of charms and incantations And I've learned to let things come and go Like sand thru my fingers With the nail polish chipping off (Time to change from red to black, once again)
There are people in your life sometimes That are merely footnotes And others who you assume will only be cast As secondary characters Only to become a leading man Right when you least expect it They stalk out of the wings And command that spotlight But others cant take the glare And shuffle away With their hands raised in defeat
I know that I seem Like such a little girl (and I am) But trust me when I tell you I can stand on my own two feet I promise I won't fall down too much When your back is invariably turned
So now you ask me What is my next move? Where is the next respite from this world When I grow a little weary?
Not knowing the answers Is half the fun And so long as these red lips are laughing And so long as these gray eyes are sparking with tears I know I'm gonna be better than fine. |
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Big winter storm going to hit the midwest. :( Is this how it ends?
I'm kinda freaking out.
Stay safe (and warm) all! |
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Oh, some of these messages that I get!
All I can do is shake my head, mutter "you wish!" and click delete.
If you are a stranger, I really do not want to hear a detailed account of what depraved things you want to do to me.
I would like to be treated like a lady before you treat me like a whore. |
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Clay Matthews can dominate me ANY time!
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