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Hello, Im Kryztoph, 57DomMarried White Male from Somerset County in Central NJ.

I work in ParsippanyMorristown area and would like to meet some local friends for lunch, drinks, etc.

Im looking for sensual, intelligent, articulate, submissives age 25-plus for discreet BDSM sessions. I especially enjoy talking with submissives about their deepest, darkest, most taboo desires, and helping them explore them, in talk, and if desired, in deed.

Im a Gentle Dom - no blood, scat, I believe in safe, sane, consensual play, with a safeword. I enjoy giving an initial interview perhaps over a glass of wine in a relaxed comfortable setting, where we can discuss areas of mutual interest.I especially enjoy discipline and spanking of naughty subs. With my age, physique and demeanor Im a good Dom for Daddydaughter or similar age play. I have no children of my own -- perhaps I satisfy an unmet paternal need in this fashion. Im not into upperlower case alities, I think it is silly. I think a Dom has to earn a title of respect such as Sir or Master, through his deeds, not his words.Your gift of submission is precious, and a high level of trust should be established before you would consider bestowing this gift. As such, I encourage open communication via IM, email, phone and face to face. Non-smokers only please.



If you dont know who Cole Porter is, or think Beethoven is a St. Bernard, please stop reading and click next.



Thank you for viewing and I wish you all the best on your personal journey to fulfillment.April, 2011Kryztoph--- Some session possibilities --- You enjoy discussing our session in the days before, what you will wear, when you will arrive, what you have been doing that might require discipline. You enjoy the buildup and the anticipation and quivery with excitement when the appointed hour arrives.You feel so special as I greet you with a nice big hug and a broad heart-felt smile ... you might have your eyes down, but Ill touch your chin and raise your head where I can have a good look at you, and youll see me smile in approval. Ill offer you some vintage wine in a gorgeous crystal goblet, or an excellent Scotch in a crystal tumbler. Well listen to great music as I admire your outfit and how well -- or not -- you have followed your directions.Youll sit up on my desk as I inspect your panties ... caress my cock with your silky stockinged feet as I put clothespins or tight rubber bands on your nipples ... slide your panty crotch over and admire your beautiful little kitty ... finger you and savor your dank wetness ... offer you some of my precum ... put the webcam between your legs and show off your dripping wet steamy pussy to all the boys and girls out there ... anonymously ... show them my burgeoning cock as your feet work their magic.Sit in my lap face-to-face where I can nibble on your ears and we can kiss and I can suck and bite your nipples ... while my cock tip rubs through your swollen orchid ... Ill whisper I hear youve been a naughty girl -- Ill have to discipline you for that now.Ill lay you over my lap and start your spanking with my open hand. I talk to you as I spank you and you will confess your naughty thoughts and deeds .... Ill slide down your panties and spank you bare handed on your bare bottom ... then if youre really been bad Ill use the wooden hairbrush ... a good spanking cannot be rushed ... it takes a while for the blood to flow to your stinging bottom and for the strokes to land with the proper rhythm and impact .... If you are an exhibitionist webcam-slut, Ill photograph your glowing red ass, and show you off being spanked on cam to the boys jerking off out there in alt-land as they imagine their spurts of hot semen landing on your scortching hot red ass with a HISSSSS, HISSSSS, HISSSS!Ill show them how slippery wet and gushy your little slut pussy gets when I spank you ... and if you are nice and clean and taking your spanking like a good girl Ill rim your little pucker to give you a change of sensations.For a little variety Ill blindfold you, or bind your wrists andor your ankles. Depends on my mood, how squirmy you are and the vicissitudes of the moment.I love to use toys on you ... clips on your nipples, plugs or vibes in your ass (in a surgical glove), and a big vibe in your pussy ... When you are really writhing and squealing from your spanking and need a little break Ill finger your pussy and massage your G-spot and your clit and if youre a good little slut youll cum and if youre a GREAT little slut you might even SQUIRT! Warn me if you think youll squirt as Id like to feel your girlie-slime splash right in my face!Speaking of face, I want to face-fuck you and grab your hair and shove my cock hard and deep into your mouth ... when I fill your mouth with my cum DONT YOU DARE SWALLOW -- I want you to snowball my cum back to me, or if another sub is with us, to her, then me, around and around. I like to spray my steaming hot cum on your pucker or tits or belly or pussy lips and lick my cum from there ... and if I cum in your pussy then squat over me and let me savor the cream-pie ... or squat over my cock and let it ooze all over it where you can clean it up with your eager mouth and tongue and lips.If youre a bisexual or bicurious little slut well get another sub so inclined to join us, so you can enjoy her body and she yours, as I direct you to pinch and suck her nipples as her fingertips caress your slippery wet cunnie and mine fingers your tight little pucker.If you crave the attention of multiple men Ill invite some Guest Cocks to join us, and you can have all the attention and cock that you can handle, every shape and size, feeling them grow in your hands, your mouth, their fingers pinching your nipples, caressing your back and your tummy and your mouth and kissing your neck as the big thick cocks fill your pussy and the slippery little ones probe your ass.If your horny little slut pussy is wet right now from reading this and you are fingering or dying to finger it -- you are my kind of submissive. Write or wink or hotlist or IM and well get started with your training forthwith.

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6/17/2017 1:55:48 PM
Happy Father's Day to all the Dads out there!

1/21/2017 11:51:13 AM
I have about 5 hours of part time work if someone is interested.  I need about 500 envelopes stuffed and stamped.   

10/14/2016 5:42:13 PM
Curious what submissive women thing of Trump's antics.  

Has it happened to you?


6/21/2016 4:39:41 PM
Happy SUMMER!

6/8/2016 4:25:19 PM
I hope that Republicans and Bernie Sanders supporters will give the Libertarian ticket of Gary Johnson and William Weld a chance to win their votes.

We could have the best of both worlds -- fiscal sanity, reduced International meddling, and the Government OUT of our bedrooms!  Who wouldn't go for THAT?

garyjohnson2016.com





2/27/2016 7:56:57 AM
I need a slave for a few hours this morning (Sat 2/27) to help with a mailing.  Is anyone available?

1/16/2016 10:00:47 AM
i need a slave for a two weeks, through January 31.

Anyone available to serve?

Apply herein.

-Kryztoph

12/25/2015 10:54:41 AM
Christmas Day 2015 -

What do the child-free do?  

See "The Big Short"

10/17/2015 7:36:44 AM
Race Day in FH ... you going?

9/5/2015 2:07:09 PM
I have the enema kit out ... would you like to take a warm soapy bag full?


6/10/2015 4:45:56 PM
Alone here sipping a nice Scotch.

Cum pour me a refill and one for yourself.



5/2/2015 2:31:45 PM

Who do you like in the Derby?

Where are you watching it?

I'm at Hogwarts my NJ Office but thinking about going to a local horsie-set bar.

12/24/2014 1:59:27 PM
                                                                                         
    Ho Ho Ho Meeeerrrrrry Chistmas
                         Boys and Girls and Gurls!                                                                              
              
                  
                      

12/13/2014 1:06:32 PM
Watching a creampie playlist while I work ... love the "groan" as he spurts his streamers of hot jizz deep into her cunt.

Then the squeeze-up of the last drops of his cum, her fingering it to wick it out of the depths of her pussy, rubbing his hot cum into her clit, her delight as she tastes it from her fingers.  

I love the "ooooze" as she pushes it out of her, the drip down her taint and across her ass, the faint "splat" as it lands on the tile ...



12/6/2014 1:37:33 PM
Alone today ... can host until 8PM ... anybody want to join me for a drink in the Bedminster area?

6/18/2014 5:54:51 PM
Muy Caliente!

6/30/2013 12:39:50 PM
"Unhappy, Dido, was thy fate? In first and second married state!? One husband caused thy flight by dying,? Thy death the other caused by flying"

6/30/2013 11:54:17 AM
Enjoying Les Troyens -- Thank you PBS, and Hector Berlioz!

5/3/2013 6:06:45 AM

2/27/2013 6:08:54 PM

Visiting Princeton Saturday ... drinks anyone?


2/23/2013 7:46:48 AM

Available to spank naughty girls Saturday from 4PM to 8PM ... I-287 exit 22 / 26


10/30/2012 6:13:34 AM
Power is out and trees down all over the place in Sandy's aftermath. It is a mess here in Central NJ.

3/28/2012 4:57:16 AM

Fore!

 

Looking for a sexy caddie!

 

Saturday mornings, 8 to 1. 

 

Nice lunch included.

 

Plenty of hot guys to serve.

 

Will train.

 

xoxo


2/1/2012 4:55:53 AM

Lunch anyone?  Rt. 46W Longhorn Parsippany / Pine Brook ... 1:00 at the bar.


10/31/2011 4:35:30 PM

Happy Halloweenie
all you cock and pussy
goblin-ers!

 

 

 

 

 


10/17/2011 4:54:38 AM

Hotel Party Wed. 10/19 Noon to 8PM in Parsippany, looking for Bulls, bi Couples/Fems for Fluffing and Girl on Girl


8/23/2011 12:33:49 PM
mmm Rachmaninoff Variations on a Theme by Corelli ... I am in earbud-bliss!

8/12/2011 8:09:10 AM
Team lunch today at work - I won''t be at Blackthornes. Enjoy the PGA!

8/12/2011 4:50:28 AM

PGA Championship this weekend!    Watching golf over lunch today (Friday 8/12) at the bar at Blackthornes Pub on Rt. 46 East 1 to 2pm.  Join me! 

 

ALSO:  GangBang is ON for 8/17 12-7 in Parsippany.  We could use a few more good cocks and a fluffer girl or two.  Let me know if interested.  Couples welcome!

 

IM:  KKLUBCAM on YIM


8/5/2011 4:55:08 AM

I had a wonderful evening last night and made a new friend -- or should I say -- and adopted a lovely daughter!  It was a "two alarm date" to be sure!   Someone pulled a fire-alarm and we stood around in the parking lot as our Quesadilla got cold!  They were nice enough to make us a fresh one.


7/25/2011 4:52:36 AM

Working in Parsippany all week, anybody want to meet for lunch, 1-2?  Let me know what day works for you!


7/22/2011 8:52:12 AM
Lunch today at the bar at Blackthornes Pub on Rt. 46 e. 1 to 2pm. Join me!

6/17/2011 4:50:19 AM

"TGIF" Friday 6/17 at the bar at Blackthorne's Pub, Rt. 46 East, Parsippany.  Join me!


6/15/2011 5:36:21 PM

"Bloomsday" lunch Thursday June 16th, 1PM, at the bar at Blackthorne's Pub, Rt. 46 East in Parsippany.  (Formerly Bennigans).

 

Toast to Joyce with us!

 

Cheers,

Kryztoph


4/29/2011 3:56:41 PM

Wanted:  A few good cocks!

 

Looking to set up a bukkake session for a bi couple on Sunday afternoon about 2PM.  Looking for some bi-friendly cocks willing to let him and her both suck you.

 

I will host in the Bridgewater area, if enough interest we will take a motel room.

 

Leave me a message if you are interested.

 

And save up a nice load of jism for them!

 

xoxo - K

 

 


4/16/2011 2:14:28 PM

Alone here today enjoying a good single-malt.  Join me!


4/10/2011 2:22:46 PM

What is a slave's favorite golf tournament?

 

Why "The Masters" of course!

 

And this year's is a nail-biter.

 

Hoping Tiger will end his drought.

 


4/2/2011 5:51:34 AM

Playing golf today, and hopefully tomorrow too!

 

Will be at the Gladstone Tavern at 4PM this afternoon (4/2) for a drink with a fellow Dom, join us if you like.

 

Cheers!

Kryztoph


2/24/2011 2:18:40 PM

little.d and I are having TGIF in the Bedminster/Bridgewater are Friday 2/25, 4:30ish - 7PM. 

 

Looking for select others to join us.  Write me if you are interested.

 

Probably just drinks, appies and convivality, but prospect of "more" looms eternal!

 

- Kryz

 

 


2/17/2011 4:24:39 AM

I just took my first Alli  pill, with my Red Berries Special K and 2% Milk. 

 

Time to get serious about losing the winter weight.  I'm playing tennis tonight, two hours of doubles.  If I can resist the temptation of 3 eggs and bacon with a toasted, buttered, sesame bagel tomorrow morning, it could be a good week!  Oh, but that temptation ... walking by my breakfast joint ... the aroma of cooking bacon ...

 

Gotta work a little "sexercise" into my regimen ... anybody looking for a "workout" partner?

 

Enjoy the hint of early Spring Jerseyans.

 


2/12/2011 11:15:53 AM

I had the sexiest little secretary help me out yesterday that a boss.man could ever ask for! 

 

Her sexiness was only exceeded by her competency.  If you need references little.d ...  you got em!

 

 

 

 


1/7/2011 9:18:21 AM

Be careful out there in the snow!

 

Enjoying the Winter Wonderland from my office window, so pretty today!


12/7/2010 3:29:39 PM
I am very dissapointed in "Washington" ... how they an extent the Bush Cut which we can't afford, extend unemployment which we can't afford (but perhaps need), yet IGNORE the recommendations of the Bipartisan committee to reduce the deficit!

They are such PUSSIES!

YES YES to more spending.

NO WAY to anything painful.

Chicken-shits!

12/5/2010 10:20:44 AM
Watched "The Blind Side" last night, this week's Netflix.  Very rewarding.    As I work on promoting my friend's book it gives me inspiration.  Thank you to all involved in the production.

10/9/2010 4:34:59 PM
I had the most marvelous afternoon a Daddy.Dom could possibly hope for!

Thank you little.d for making me the happiest daddy anywhere!

xoxo

6/19/2010 3:34:32 PM
Happy Father's Day to all the Dads!

(I'm not one =(( sorry to say)

4/23/2010 4:59:05 PM
Golf Sat. AM, looking to meet up for a drink after 3, along Rt. 206.

3/23/2010 3:25:11 PM
In Princeton Thursday, driving north on 206 in the evening (about 6:30PM).  Anybody care to meet for a drink?

1/23/2010 11:10:54 AM
Watching the Met Auditions from DVR, last week's "Great Performances".  These young artists (20-somethings) are sooo talented!

A nice break from partisan politics, business, bonuses, bailouts, health care votes, greed, etc.



1/9/2010 7:15:57 AM
Happy New Year everyone!  All the best to you in 2010.

I'm busy now with my tax season, through first week in February.

'till then,
Kryztoph

12/20/2009 10:46:10 AM
Enjoying the Winter Wonderland of ten inches of fresh snow, chatting with my friends, and my miss.sunshine, sipping good coffee.  XMas party tonight in Princeton.  A wonderful winter day.

12/14/2009 6:07:05 PM
Enjoying getting to know my miss.sunshine!

12/11/2009 5:56:39 AM
Thinking about getting a "Droid" cell phone, with the Google Android O/S.  Anybody have any experience with it?

3rd week on FiOS here at the office, so far so good, but I find their websites convoluted and it is completely "hit or miss" if your login credentials will work.  Phone support has been helpful though.

I'm just sooo happy to "Say BYE BYE to Comcast"

Something that made me cry:  "Molly" by Biff Rose, (c) 1964, this is a good video set to it.   Thanks J.Schwartz for yet another facet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_-A9rGLaYs




12/4/2009 3:47:11 PM
This morning I was reading the New York Times movie reviews, while listening online to www.wqxr.org

Q2, and some Mahler I had never heard came on.  From Ruckert Lieder, #5, "I have lost touch with the world", John Barbirolli with Dame Janet Baker singing.

It drove me to tears.

I couldn't find that performance on YouTube but this one will certainly do, and it has the poem translated ...


 http://oberon481.typepad.com/oberons_grove/2009/11/mahlers-ich-bin-der-welt.html

 
Enjoy!
 

11/25/2009 11:39:00 AM
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Kryztoph

10/14/2009 9:16:41 AM
Going to the Far Hills Race Day?

Pop up for a visit or pit-stop, I'm right across the street.  I'll be here after golf, 3PM on.

Let me know.

xoxo Kryz xoxo





9/24/2009 2:40:32 PM
Who would enjoy servicing two cocks at once on Friday 9/25?

9/19/2009 5:54:50 AM
Playing golf at CVCC then interviewing a prospective submissive - really looking forward to that!   More soon.



9/3/2009 12:08:10 PM
Back in NJ for good.

Thank you Memphis for a wonderful time!

Looking for a bi female sub "partner in crime".


8/22/2009 8:23:23 AM
Rainy day in Central New Jersey, I'm back for the weekend through Tuesday morning. 

Catching up with some client work at my office, if anyone in the area would like to meet for a drink today or Monday, I'm game.

Cheers!
Kryztoph

7/24/2009 5:47:36 PM

Going to Discretions Saturday night -- hope to shoot a little pool, have a little dance, get down tonight!


7/24/2009 5:45:18 PM

7/24/2009 5:44:41 PM

7/15/2009 5:18:52 AM

I'll be at the bar at the Macaroni Grill, Poplar & Kirby, 9PM, for dinner.  Join me!
xoxo K xoxo


7/12/2009 7:14:58 AM
 Last night we went to Discretions, my debut.  I really had a good time.  The music was great, the dance floor sexy and hopping, and I met some really nice people shooting pool.  I hadn't played in quite a while but I managed to hold the table through 10 games (6 and 4).  We had a couples game around midnight which was OH so much fun!  Ask me about the penalty for "scratching!"  P & T & E ... MUAH!!!

4/28/2009 8:29:52 PM
I had a wonderful evening with my new friend from Memphis.  We had a couple of drinks, then some good sushi and watched "The Cougar" together, rarrrrr!  I'm going to miss her when she's gone, she has made my first two weeks in Memphis most special.  HUGGS pretty little girl and best of luck to you always!

4/20/2009 8:24:27 PM
In Memphis this week, working at a new consulting client.  The trip down was long, starting with alarm clock at 3:45AM in New Jersey, but I'm settled in now and enjoying the experience of new people in a new place.

The work is very challenging and I'm sure I will learn a lot, as well as shore up the 201K a bit! 

Had a great dinner tonight at Frank Grisanti's in the Embassy Suites, next to where I'm staying.

And had a nice email exchange with a local lady whom I hope to meet for a drink and learn the in's and out's of Memphis! 

Oh and another local who would like to play some tennis.  My gig here is through the end of the year so I hope to join a country club and have an enjoyable life here.  I'll be flying back to NJ most weekends.

4/12/2009 9:43:03 AM
Happy Easter  to all!

3/14/2009 10:42:35 AM
I'm in the mood to SPANK ... Simply because you're NAUGHTY!  Even if you're not naughty, I'm in the mood to SPANK!

2/20/2009 2:49:36 PM
I lost my Grandmother this week.  She was 98, and suffering from Parkinson's disease. 

I was rather close to her, being her eldest Grandson, and her piano student.  It was a very emotional week but after the funeral yesterday, I feel a sense of closure.

I look forward to moving past the mourning, while never forgetting the many positive influences she had on me, and my family.

Rest in peace dear lady.

   

1/25/2009 11:21:52 AM
Who needs a SPANKING? 

 - Write and tell me WHY .... and what you would wear.

1/21/2009 2:02:55 PM
I'm looking for a FEMALE bi or bi-curious, sub or switch to meet with me and another local couple (they are sub/sub) on Saturday afternoon, January 24th 2009.


1/17/2009 3:47:29 PM
Last night's netflix -- "Taxi to the Dark Side".

  If you hate the Bush Administration, check it out, it will vindicate your every suspicion.

  Hopefully, Damage Control is just a few more days in the waiting.

  Tonight ... probably "Last Chance Harvey" ... time for a light romantic comedy, my poor baby-wabbitz has been putting up with all these heavy movies I've netflixed of late.

  Good first meeting with a new prospective sub last night.  My first since miss.kitty.kate moved away.  I'm cautiously optimistic.  It DOES beg the question however -- how much of yourself to reveal on your first meet with someone new?  We had been talking all week and I thought "what the heck don't hide anything" but ... I fear I might have lost her somewhere between the "wearing panties under my sweats" and "setting up a mfDM (kay nine foursome) last year".

  It truly could be that DaddiesLapSitter might have been the most perfect (for me) woman I've ever met.  As I've said on many an occasion -- "If I've got 10 kinks, she is into all 12 of them!"  And it's true!

  We talked this morning, her dashund died, she was really sad.  I was on the phone with a customer so I couldn't really give her my full attention.  But we have this understanding that is sooo cool -- we KNOW --- really down to our core -- that neither of us would never diss or blow the other off.

  Hmmm "neither" ... exception to the "I before E except after C?"  It would seem.

  I bopped into here having received an email -- thank you J ... so nice of you to say!  And me ... such a regular joe. 



1/4/2009 12:57:11 PM
Anybody else listen to La Boheme Saturday on Live from the Met?  I found it very moving.

About to watch this week's netflix ... Bad Education.

1/1/2009 11:26:02 AM
Happy New Year!

12/31/2008 1:45:22 PM
Who needs a good spanking?



12/26/2008 3:38:25 PM
 - Alone here all day Saturday, would love to have a session with a female sub.  Spankee's especially welcome!

 - Hope you had a good Holiday,
Kryztoph


12/24/2008 10:52:43 AM
Ho Ho Ho!!!! Merrrrrry Christmas!

12/9/2008 8:12:11 AM
Around Thanksgiving I started growing my "flavor savor" -- the goatee.  Well it might have been earlier in November.  So it was pretty bushy by now, when I'm 3 days into growing my full winter beard.  And today I have a viewing to attend, so I thought I should clean up the bushy goatee with the buzz cutter.  While at it ... I take that opportunity to clean up "downstairs" as well.

So I'm sitting her nice and trimmed and clean and powdered.  But time to leave so catch you later.

12/8/2008 5:13:41 PM
Off to Princeton Tuesday afternoon, for a funeral, bummer.  

Tennis Tuesday night, yea!

Try to keep warm New Jerseyans.





11/26/2008 1:02:13 PM
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

11/2/2008 9:47:48 AM
Alone here Saturday 11/8 until 8PM, and Sunday afternoon 11/9 until 5ish, come up and have a drink with me!

xoxo Kryztoph xoxo

10/30/2008 10:40:31 AM
Help Wanted: Receptionist/Admin Asst

for shared office suite.

Somerset County NJ.

Apply herein.



10/27/2008 8:15:46 AM
Foliage trip yesterday, what a beautiful day it was!  Took I-80W out to the Water Gap, then up 209 on the PA side to Milford.  Drinks and dinner at the Hotel Fauchere in Milford, which is lovely.  

The storm Saturday knocked down many of the leaves but it was still pretty good leaf peeking.   Got my golf in Saturday before the rain ... bad front nine - shot 47+42=89, my highest score in a few months.

In the office all week other than Tennis on Tuesday night.

Have a great week!
Kryztoph 

10/13/2008 11:58:15 AM
Saw a terrific concert in New Brunswick Sunday -- 3 works with a British theme --

-- The 4 Sea Interludes from Peter Grimes by Benjamin Britten -- I just LOVE this music!

-- Evelyn Glennie performing the North American premier of a percussion concerto commissioned for her.

-- The Elgar Enigma Variations -- wonderful!  Nimrod, as usual, brought me to tears.

The NJSO sounded great and it was a pleasure to see Dame Evelyn, a true iconoclast.

10/4/2008 1:30:15 PM
I'm in the mood to spank a subbie.

Alone here Saturday 10/4 until 8PM. 

9/27/2008 7:52:14 AM
This weekend:

Alone here Saturday until 5:30 - cum for a spanking you naughty girl!

Sunday noon to 4.

9/24/2008 6:05:24 PM
Looking for a new receptionist for our office suite -- need a job?  30 hours a week.  Apply herein!

8/20/2008 3:18:35 PM
Alone in the office until 9PM tonight, if any locals would like to join me for a drink, IM me.

8/13/2008 8:28:12 AM
My best 9 hole score of all time yesterday -- even par 36!  Putting out, no "Mulligans." 

Played the first 5 holes in strict regulation, Fairway, green, 2 putts. 

Then bogeyed a 575 yard par 5 (missed a 6 footer after a green-side chip).

Two more pars then on the final hole, I HOLED OUT a pitch shot from the left rough, over a bunker, on a long par 3, for a birdie 2!  That brought me back to even par.

"Board" tournament this weekend, I'm really looking forward to it!

Following golf I payed two sets of tennis with 3 old friends, followed by cocktails and a lovely Italian dinner. 

'Twas a great day!

xoxo Sir.K xoxo




8/4/2008 6:28:23 AM
Two good rounds of golf this weekend, shot 77 on a difficult course (72.0 / 135) then 81 at my home course.  Both from the blues.

Saw "The Dark Knight" which was good I suppose as action movies go. 

Had a very nice dinner at the Tabor Road Tavern, I recommend it.  No flattie though so it won't be a "watch the golf" hang out.

A quiet weekend sexually, my wife's Boniva was kicking in and she ached, so it was jerk off to some porn for me.  At least I didn't waste a pill!

7/23/2008 9:08:38 AM
Had a delightful lunch yesterday with someone I met on this site.   Thank you M! 

So for all the non-believers out there -- there are INDEED some real people on here.

Golf lesson tonight, handicap is down a full stroke this revision, single-digit here I come!



7/22/2008 3:14:18 PM
Off to tennis, back in the AM.



7/20/2008 10:20:52 AM

7/17/2008 9:35:33 AM
British Open Championship Weekend!

I'm heading up to NJ National Bar (the Red Oak Grille) Thursday 1PM for lunch to watch the action and have a Stella.  Join me if youo feel like it.

Kryztoph

7/7/2008 4:57:04 AM
Busy weekend:

 - three rounds of golf (81, 79, 81)

 - Qualified for my Club Championship, woo-hoo!

 - family fourth of July gathering and fireworks in M.L.

 - poker with some old friends (Lost $50)

 - two fine dinners out with my baby-wabbitz

 - playing temp.dom.matchmaker for miss.p, and put together my very hairy friend with miss.xtrahairy4me.

 - fixed my friends computer JUST as he was about to throw it out the 3rd floor window!

 - watched this week netflix, A House at the End of the World, which I didn't much care for, despite some strong performances.

 - BUT I Missed the Wimbledon Final.  Bummer, we should have put it on the flattie during the poker game but it would be very distracting.

7/3/2008 3:36:57 PM
  I am truly blessed to have known those who have come in to my life this past year, both Doms and subs.

  And to remain friends with my subs after release.

  And even play a little every now and then!

6/28/2008 2:25:54 PM
Alone in my office, 07931, would love some cumpany, F or MF.

6/11/2008 3:41:58 PM
Tennis last night in 92 degree heat!  2 hours of singles no less.  Well 1:45.  After warmup we got to 6-6 then shook hands in exhaustion! 

I'm not convinced that the email on here is working dependably.  My "daughter" and I have been testing it and definitely messages and replies have not gone through that we have told one another about on phone or YIM. 

Don't feel dissed if your ONE doesn't reply!  They might never have received your message.



6/9/2008 1:19:16 PM
All Golfed Out!

Played - Wed: 88 ... Thu: 90 ... Fri: 86 + 44 ... Sat: 90

Now tennis tomorrow -- my dogs will be barking! 

Tis the season.


6/3/2008 6:21:29 AM
Pet peeve #154668731 ... "looking for a dominate [sic] male" ...

Pu-leeze!

Why not go all the way -- "looqin 4 a dominate mail!"

And let me guess -- he must be stern but fair, and intelligent!

"But your a cashier!!!"  (Seinfeld)



5/11/2008 10:56:08 AM
Happy Mother's Day
to all the Mom's out there!

4/28/2008 5:28:16 AM
A fun long weekend --

  I took off Friday afternoon and had my brother and his friend out to Neshanic Valley, my county golf course.  We had a good game under brilliant sunshine.  MMMM just love the feeling of that vitamin D coursing through my veins.

  Saturday I had an interclub match against another golf club in Princeton.  My partner and I won our match handily, +5 +3 = +8 something like that, playing on the opponents home course.  Our club won the overall match too. 

  I don't consider myself the most comptitive guy around but when it's time to deliver I get the job done.  Our opponents were a CEO and an Invesment Banker, guys not used to losing - in business, in life.   As they bashed their clubs into the dirt, and threw them in disgust around the green, I truly felt sorry for them.  It was quite a humbling experience for them both. 

  I've had my share. 
 
  Yesterday I played online for a while then took baby-wabbitz to Short Hills Mall.  I needed pants and she needed shoes.  I love helping her select her shoes, at Nordstrom.  She got a beautiful pair of Cole Hahn black pumps with a bit of a very subtle cap toe.  Also a pair of gold beaded sandals.  She's been getting pedicures every other week, and it's time to show off the results!  Her feet and polished toes look great.
 
   Afterwards we had a lovely dinner with her brother and his husband (yes you read that right) in Summit.   An old friend of theirs was the manager and we very much enjoyed talking with him.  Meal was superb.  We got home about 10PM and I slept like a baby!



4/24/2008 6:25:12 AM
This morning - one of my favorite signs of Spring - Mr. Bluebird flirting about in my backyard!  What lovely -- and seemingly happy -- little birds they are. 

I set up a bluebird box on a pole 7 years ago and finally one of these fussy little birds decided to take me up on my offer! 

They are about as trusting as the women on collarme!  (Couldn't resist)

4/17/2008 6:27:50 AM
  Something I tripped over today .... "Don't Worry -- Be Happy!"  

  Good words to live by in an uncertain age. 

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjnvSQuv-H4 

  Thank you Bobby!

  xoxo K xoxo

4/11/2008 10:09:42 AM
This weekend is the Master's Golf Tournament, to me the greatest sport event of the year. I'll be TGIF'ing at the NJ National Golf Club Red Oak Grille Friday 4/11 from 5:30 to 8ish, watching the golf, enjoying a Stella, and hopefully getting to meet some of you. 


Come up and join us. claire will be there about 6PM. 


Have a great weekend!
Kryztoph

3/31/2008 6:17:33 AM
A very satisfying weekend.

  xoxo - Started Friday evening, Happy Hour at Willie's Tavern, a bit of TGIF with a couple of very handsome 20-something guy friends.   The end of the bar was taken by 8 young women -- "girls night out" -- doing a little TGIFing of their own.  It was fun to chat with them, and watch them, flashing the occasional red thong.  It must have been a pact -- "Red Thong Night" -- I saw no other color!

  xoxo - Saturday I played 18 holes of golf, my 2008 debut, at my Club.  Walked and carried, as I like to do, and it felt great to loosen up m stiff wintry joints.  Lunch afterwards, then back to the office for some webcam fun. 

  xoxo - Sidebar: My wife has a new name for my office, the "Jerk-off-ice!"  She's very witty and clever, dat Baby-Wabbitz! 

  xoxo - Saturday Night we hit Rite-Aid for a few necessities, then a gourmet dinner at Duo-Terre in Bernardsville.  I won't go into the details, but it was excellent from soup to tea (a Bengal Tiger tea that was the best I've ever had).

  xoxo - Sunday morning we made love, and it was very tender and satisfying.  We caught the latest on Campaign 2008 then I did the coffee and bagel run.   As some of you know, we don't cook, not even coffee.

  xoxo - Sunday afternoon we had the NJSO in New Brunswick, at the State Theatre.  I was a music major and this is my favorite thing that we do as a couple.  Sunday it was a so-so Haydn symphony, followed by a world premier (quite rare!) of a new work by Darryl Kubian, a NJSO violinist.  Titled "3-2-1" It was basically a 3 movement violin "concerto", played by Erich Wyrich, the orchestra's concertmaster (lead violinist).  It was very accessible for 21st century music, and I enjoyed it, as did the audience, with a most enthusiastic standing ovation.

  xoxo - At intermission we run across Livingston Ave. to the Heydrich Hotel, to use the facilities (without a 20 minute wait for the ladies room) and have a drink at their beautiful bar.   The second half was the Brahms 3rd Symphony, in F Major, a very moving and uplifting work.  They played it perfectly in my opionion, and it's a symphony I've heard 100 times.  The brass was warm and inviting, the strings swirling and dramatic, the woodwinds playful and soothing, the percussion heart-thumping and hair-raising!  This cat Brahms, he knew what he was doing!

  xoxo - After the huge, and quite expensive dinner Saturday night, we were up for something simpler in New Brunswick.   There being but one Mexican restaurant in the Somerset Hills, we went to Marita's Cantina for Taco/Enchilada Combo platters and Mexical Chicken soup.  It hit the spot, for  less than $50.  We really like New Brunswick, every year it just gets better and better.

  xoxo - We arrived home just in time for 60 minutes, which sucked, so I put on my Netflix which has been collecting cobwebs for  two weeks:  "The Lives of Others".   The story of artists living under the scrutiny of the East German State Police pre-glasnost, before the fall of the Berlin Wall.  Well it is just an incredibly good film, and I'm so happy that it won the Oscar for Best Foreign film in 2006, it was near perfect (like Casablanca) in a way that very few films achieve, every loose end tied, surprises right up to the end, evoking heart-warming tears. 

  xoxo - I hugged and kissed my baby-wabbitz and so ended a very satisfying weekend.







3/28/2008 2:19:20 PM
TGIF at Willie's Taverne in Bedminster, 5:30 to 7ish, come join us for a drink!


3/23/2008 10:15:36 AM
I'm a little verklempt today, having just listened to Tristan and Isolde -- the final Liebestod is an emotional wringer for me. I've been youtubing since it ended, and found one performance by Waltraud Meier that really had the tears streaming down my face ... let's see if it is still paste-able ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGbmjX7AYyU Give it a try, even if you aren't into that sort of thing. You might find her singing very compelling.

Another of her, from a concert performance. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLoHcB8A63M ... Better sound and camerawork albeit no staging or costume. But can you spell P-A-S-S-I-O-N? The look on her face as she sings, THIS is to LOVE, and be LOVED!

Or this duet with Tristan from Act II ... Wow! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j16vgbCnDrE


   I think you can learn a lot about a person through what elicits tears of joy.

3/17/2008 6:51:52 AM
Visiting Atlantic City Wed/Thurs 3/19 - 3/20, anybody else going to be there?  Staying at the Borgata

3/14/2008 5:29:47 AM
Alone here this morning, come have coffee, I just made a fresh pot!

3/12/2008 5:50:19 PM
Wow, I just had a EUREKA moment, a major breakthrough on a project I've been working on and was JUST ABOUT to give up on!

I'm gonna go celebrate with some Chow Mai Fun!  (said as I sip the last of my Glenlivet!)

G'nite all.
Kryztoph



3/3/2008 7:56:49 AM
Friday the 29th I worked my ass off, rolling out a project I've been working on for over a year.  I spent the better part of the weekend doing the deployment, but still managed to have some fun.  ***

Friday night we had a lovely dinner at my Club, with good friends, lots of laughs, a terrific Martini, and a so-so Rib-eye.  Drove home through a blizzard but it wasn't really sticking, but I love the look of heavy snow coming at you at night as you drive, it's a beautiful "star field" effect. ***

Saturday I met a fellow programmer who works for one of my clients for drinks at the Publick House in Chester.  Very nice place, I highly recommend it.  The burger was a little dry - perhaps it was Buffalo meat.  Good flattie on the wall to watch the golf, and excellent jazz music playing through a decent restaurant sound system.  I wish it were a little closer to me, I'm 15 minutes south of Chester.  But worth the drive.  ***

Saturday night I tended to the conversion for a while and chatted with my new friend Lola from Ashley Madison.  We swapped Yah00's and are chatting there, an hour or so a day, and wow I really like this woman!  She's in Canada, but I think we will make it a point to meet next time I'm in Buffalo.  ***

Baby-Wabbitz wasn't up for a movie, and neither of us were very hungry, so we ended up at Jimmy Carino's in Bridgewater, near the Home Depot mall on 202.  It wasn't very good.  I had Italian Wedding soup, spaghetti and sausage.  The soup had rice instead of pastina, and meatballs I would be embarrassed to put in the cheapest canned soup. The sausage was so dry I thought I would need a hacksaw to cut it.  No large Pellegrino's, just a club soda in a big glass.  Baby-wabbitz meal was a little better than mine, she had a pasta primavera of some sort.  on the other hand - the bill was only about $25. ***

Sunday morning I had to get to the office early and tend to my conversion.  It is our love-making morning and I thought I would have to forego this weekly treat.  But to my delight she was responsive to my caressing, and once I sucked on her tits she quickly become "into it" and we had a beautiful loving session.  I didn't take a "Vitamin C" pill either, and was pleased with my erection, staying power, and had a very satisfying orgasm while banging the shit out of her doggy-style.  She was happy too, because the bed didn't move.  But the rules of engagement for sex with an OCD partner will have to occupy another column. ***

My conversion went well after a few touch-ups, and we arrived in New Brunswick for the Symphony at 2:55, phew!  Baby-wabbitz and I are late for just about everything, and once they close those doors to the concert hall at 3:02ish you are shit out of luck!  ***

The NJSO under guest conductor Hannu Lintu opened with a modern piece "Liquid Marble" (1995) by Anders Hillborg.  This was as far-out a piece as I've ever heard played by a Symphony Orchestra.  If you google him you'll hear more but it basically conveyed musically what it is like to be in an erupting volcanic lava flow.  Occasionally searing, then cooling and smimmering, then popping and exploding, then rumbling. I enjoyed it, and it received polite applause, but you could tell that it was an assault to the senses of the rather geriatric audience.  ***

Next was the Beethoven Violin Concerto in D, Op. 61, one of the towering works of the Romantic period.  Played by Kyoko Takezawa, it was very enthusiastically received.  The only criticism I heard was of her rather bright yellow dress!  The cadenza she played in the Rondo-Allegro 3rd movemement was new to my ears.  Typically the composer works with the violinist for which the piece was written on the cadenzas, where the soloist plays alone for several minutes.  Over the years, decades, centuries, other violinists or composers will come up with alternate cadendas.  It would have been nice for the program to discuss this, but it might not be known at the time of the printing. ***

Intermission at a 3PM classical concert can be a very frustrating time for a woman.  There are usually too few lavatories, and a very long line of very slow moving elderly women trying to get to them.  We've taken the approach of running out to the nearest bar or restaurant or hotel, using their facilities and having a quick drink at the bar.  Yesterday we went to the new Heldrich Hotel in New Brunswick which is straight across from the State Theatre.  As G. Costanza might have said "Marvelous facilities!"  Of course Baby-Wabbitz got lost and walked right past the ladies room 20 feet from our entrance, and walked 500 yards before she finally stumbled upon a restroom.  Dat wittle wabbit!  This hotel was huge and near empty, but when I tried to make a 5:30 dinner reservation the hostess said "I could seat you at seven!"  Alas, I tried.  *** 

The 2nd half of the program was one of my favorite symphonies, the Sibelius 2nd.  Broad in scope, brooding then searing and triumphant, it has it all.  Well I think I like my recording by James Levine more than the live reading under Lintu (who is Fin) but it was a great experience to hear this music I've grown so fond of in live performance for the first time.  The brass was just amazing, these trombone and horn "choir" passages, ruminating and practically glowing with pulsating warmth.  I loved it! There were spots where I didn't care for Lintu's choices in phrasing, tempo, and rubato, but his exuberance in conducting this great work by his fellow Finnish countryman made it work overall.  The finale was orgasmic, and the audience responded with immediate thunderous applause. ***

It occurred to me that if Ms. Takezawa were still in the hall, an encore of one or two of the wonderful Sibelius Humoresques for violin and orchestra would have been a perfect finishing touch.  But it was a 2.5 hour concert, and I left musically sated. ***

For dinner we went next door to Catherine Lombardi's restaurant, above Stage Left (it replaced the Chinese restaurant).  WOW! What a beautiful room!  We had a gourmet Italian dinner which had me so stuffed I swear I'll not eat for 3 days.  It was expensive, $190 for 2 with tips, but  after eating cheap the night before, we were up for a bit of a splurge.  Concert day is a special day out for us and we like to live it up a bit.  ***

Next concert:  Brahms 3rd Symphony Sunday March 30th in New Brunswick.  Meet me at the Hotel Heydrich lobby bar for a drink at intermission!


2/29/2008 12:55:56 PM
Anybody else getting spammed with cut and paste messages from fake profiles in Africa?

2/26/2008 8:26:08 AM
*** Now interviewing for a new submissive ***



2/25/2008 6:09:11 AM
It was our little nephew's 2nd birthday so his Mom threw a party for 50. It was a lot of fun. He's a cute little bugger, my wife's godson too.

Yesterday we saw the NJ Symphony Orchestra at NJPAC. They played the Schubert "Unfinished" Symphony #8, and the Stravinsky "Firebird" Suite, one of my favorites (from my "YES" days perhaps).

After the concert we had a round of drinks at the Theatre Square Grille, and watched the end of the Match Play Golf Championships. Go Tiger!

Then a terrific dinner at the Spanish Pavilion in Harrison. I had a 24 oz. Certified Black Angus Sirloin Steak, it was incredible! Soup to nuts, a gourmet meal at a very reasonable price, about $50 each.

Then back to my Father-in-Law's to watch the Academy Awards. I haven't seen too many of the nominated films, really just "Atonement". If you saw "No Country for Old Men", or "Juno", or "There Will Be Blood", or "Michael Clayton", let me know what you thought!

OK Monday morning 9AM, back to the grind!

How was your weekend?

xoxo Kryz xoxo

2/22/2008 7:43:12 AM
Snowing!  I just LOVE the snow!

Good thing I can walk to work.  I just LOVE walking through the snow, seeing it settle on my beard and moustache and tickle my nose.  

I have the webcam pointed out the office window sharing my Winter Wonderland with the rest of the world.  WQXR accompanies with classical music.  Close your eyes and it could be Vienna!

Enjoy today's natural beauty and if you must drive in it, take care.

xoxo Kryztoph xoxo



2/15/2008 6:02:32 AM
Back in New Jersey, arrived home last night.  The trip back was a breeze compared to the treacherous trip up in the snowstorm Tuesday night.  BLO is 375 miles from NJ, we stopped in Binghamton (150 miles) for the night as it was just too dangerous to forge on.  The 328xi was sure-footed in the snow, kudos to BMW!

2/11/2008 11:19:54 AM
Visiting Buffalo NY for a few days this week, arriving Tuesday night, dinner at E.B.'s which is in my hotel, then Niagara Falls (Canadian Side) on Wednesday afternoon.  

Would enjoy meeting up with interesting people for drinks or meals, as I'll be on my own all day Wednesday and Thursday until 1PM or so.  Hope it doesn't snow while I'm driving!




1/14/2008 5:41:37 AM
Saw ATONEMENT Saturday night in Morristown.  It was good - but -- the sound I thought was very muffled and the dialogue difficult to understand.   Perhaps it was the JACKO sitting behind me in the EXTREMELY SQEUAKY SEAT who couldn't sit still for more than five seconds.

Alas.   But the theatre was really crowded and having arrived late, I felt compelled to stay put and endure him.  

I was happy to see it won the Golden Globe for Best Drama, rooting for underdogs as I tend to do, but something tells me after I see "There Will be Blood" and "No Country for Old Men" I'll scratch my head and wonder how.



1/10/2008 5:45:43 PM
mmmm the Elgar Cello Concerto is on WQXR right now, such a lush piece!

If you're looking for a good Netflix try Hillary and Jackie - about the life of British Cellist (and hottie) Jacqueline du Pre.   The Elgar was her calling card!

You might enjoy these quotes about her ...


Later in her life, through psychoanalysis, Jackie was able to understand what [her therapist] Wilson calls "a recurring pattern in her life of dependence and submission followed by rebellion" and to take responsibility for herself. Certainly Jackie always took responsibility for her music-making, and she absolutely loved to play the cello. She was passionate about life and music and nature. "I love the physical thing of being on the earth that bore you," she said in an interview. "I have the same feeling when I walk in a very beautiful place that I have when I play and it goes right. Playing lifts you out of yourself into a delirious place . . ."

That delirious place is where Jackie will be lovingly remembered, wrapped around her cello, playing with joy and abandon. Zubin Mehta best summed up the uniqueness of Jacqueline du Pre when he compared her to "the lightning passage of a comet which, with remarkably intensity -- but all too briefly -- illuminated our lives."




1/10/2008 6:21:40 AM
Lunch in Middlesex today, I'll stop by Effingers on the way, my tennis sneaks are SHOT! 

I played really bad the other night, mis-hit so many shots, maybe a new pair of New Balance will help restore my own balance.  

I probably need glasses. 

Oh well, life at 50.



1/3/2008 4:47:17 PM
After ... 6 years X 52 weeks X 7 days a week X 3 cups per pot = 6,552 cups of coffee here at the office ... I finally made myself a cup of tea! 


Very first one here at the office.  I'm really enjoying it too.  We got this bad-boy water cooler with the hot and cold spouts, and I had a leftover tea bag I saved from last week's Chinese take out.  

I think I'll start having more tea and less coffee.

While I'm thinking about it ... 7:45PM ... time for a Scootch!

Enjoying the Mahler 2nd.  Very spiritual.  I have the Gilbert Kaplan SACD so listening in 5.1 ... the offstage horns actually sound offstage in surround sound!  So serene.  For a moment it got me thinking "Maybe there IS a God".

In Firefox all my paragraphs run together for some unknown reason, so I'll try right-justifying them and see if it makes any difference.

I call that "Thinking INSIDE the Box!"



1/1/2008 10:25:17 AM
Have a GREAT 2008 Everyone!

12/31/2007 8:22:08 AM
Movie  Recommendation -

If you are looking for a GREAT FAMILY MOVIE to take your kids to, or for the child within each of us to enjoy, I highly recommend "The Water Horse - Legend of the Deep". ***

This movie touched me in so many ways!   If you loved "E.T." - and who didn't? - You will LOVE The Water Horse.  Stunning scenery of the Scottish Highlands.  And a story to warm the cockles of your heart!  ***

Let me know what you think if you see it.



12/30/2007 11:59:48 AM
mmmm the Barber Adagio for Strings is wafting through my space, so serene. You might remember it from the movie "Platoon". It is #31 on the WQXR Classical Countdown.

*** Having just listened to Glenn Gould's 1981 recording of the Goldberg Variations, I'm glad they are bringing me back to Earth gently, floating on the gossamer strings of the Barber.

*** Each year, the station polls the listeners for their three favorite compositions. They tally up the votes and play them starting at #50 (or maybe #100), culminating with #1 finishing up JUST before New Years.

*** I really enjoy listening during the two days of the countdown, hearing such great music, such great and noble ART, such an outpouring of humanity, of the human spirit, of what is best in our nature, in our being.

*** Then the news comes on. Alas.

*** Give it a try, 96.3 or WQXR dot com.

*** What are a few of your favorites? If you had to vote for three? Compositions, not artists. I don't care what type of music, although the "Countdown" happens to be Classical.

*** For me:

*** [B]Jazz - [/B]

Kern - All The Things You Are
Gershwin - Summertime
Arlen - Stormy Weather

*** [B]Classical - [/B]

Bach - Chaconne in D minor from Violin Partita #2
Beethoven - Piano Sonata #32
Mahler - Symphony #2 "Resurrection"

*** [B]Rock -[/B]

Led Zeppelin - Since I've Been Loving You
Yes - Awaken
Genesis - Supper's Ready

*** I urge the intellectually curious to google "chaconne" and you will see a YouTube entry for Heifetz playing this piece. Bach wrote it for unaccompanied violin. The video is only about a third of the work, which lasts about 20 minutes. The Maestro plays the D minor section and a few seconds of the D major interlude, which brings tears to my eyes every time I hear it. It is HEARTBREAKINGLY BEAUTIFUL. I'll click POST now so I can go and dry my tears.







12/29/2007 4:42:38 PM
Gave myself a most satisfying klis this afternoon.  A klis with a twist -- of ORANGE!  *** I had a big navel orange for lunch, and once finished all that was left was this plum size "nub".  I cut little X's into the tiny nub-segments so that the juice would flow, then greased it up an POPPED it up inside of me.  ***   WOW it felt really nice for a few hours as I worked and played.  ***  I guess it made me very conscious of my ass, so I thought I would klis on top of the nub.  It must have blocked the water from going into the second part of my colon, as I filled very quickly and the pressure was incredible!  I evac'ed but it was only one flow (usually there are three, one for each segment) and POP the nubbie came out of me like a projectile with a big splash! *** I took the rest of the bag and it evac'ed in  in 3 segments as usual.  WHEW, I'm a bit exhausted from it all, I was really LOADED!



12/22/2007 4:22:42 PM
Ho Ho HO!!!!

Meeeerrrrrrrrrry Christmas, MEERRRRRRY Christmas!!!

11/22/2007 9:43:03 AM
I'm in tears.

Listening to Martin Jones play the Percy Grianger piano transcription of "Nimrod" from Elgar's "Enigma Variations".

So NOBLE, yet sentimental.

Happy Thanksgiving All!

10/18/2007 6:53:41 AM
Golf north of Clinton today, would love to meet for a drink about 6PM in Clinton.  I'll stop at the Clinton House Bar on my way home, look for me.  Whisper "CM" and I'll know it is you!



9/19/2007 6:12:39 AM
I recently hit the big FIVE-OH.  So far, not so bad!



8/19/2007 6:05:10 PM
Made my first "Eagle" Friday, 485 yard par 5, driver, 3 wood, 20 foot putt.

8/7/2007 11:37:49 AM

Last Friday night I took my new enema kit on it's maiden voyage. Patient #1 -- myself! It was interesting, getting everything into a suitable position. I did it here at my office, on the floor, and used the coat hook on the back of the door to hang the bag. I laid out a nice soft towel, filled the bag with close to 3 quarts of warm water with a bit of fancy hand soap added. I've yet to pick up some Castile soap but it is on my shopping list. I had WQXR on with some soothing classical music, and I dimmed the lights.

I selected the medium size nozzle. I greased it up with some Lubriderm, and also my anus, and it slid easily into my ass. With the nozzle locked into place, I released the clamp. Funny, I thought I would feel more sensation as the water entered me, but it was really quite subtle. But in time I began to have a nice warm full feeling, and I could tell everything was working just fine.

I squirted some lubriderm on my hand and massaged it into my penis as I lay there having the water fill me. The though of massaging a woman's clit and fingering her pussy as she takes on her colonic treatment excited me. I didn't cum though, it was just a pleasant feeling all through my body, as the warm soothing water filled me and I massaged my cock.

One problem though. The clamp that came with my kit, it's a little flaky. It comes apart too easily! But I was able to work around that by kinking the hose, and putting then nozzle back into the pitcher when I needed a little break. The sensations when the nozzle slides in and out are very nice.

Soon I reached a point where I felt VERY full, and I knew that was it. I lay there for a while letting it cleanse me, then up the hall to the potty. The feeling when it comes out is really very satisfying. I thought that would be a negative part of the experience by it's actually almost orgasmic.

I'm going to get a better clamp before I put all this into production. I wouldn't want any spills! It's more of an issue when self-administering. I'd also like to get a flow meter, where a little red ball will spin around as the water flows through the tubing. I think it will add to the excitement.

Well enough about all that.


8/3/2007 6:13:08 AM
mmm a beautiful morning, and the Chopin Andante Spianato and Grand Polonaise for piano and orchestra fills my space. I'm smiling!

200 viewers on aff/alt watching me enter my timesheets -- there TRULY must be nothing on TV!

Broke in my enema kit last night, stay tuned for a full accounting.

8/1/2007 6:37:11 AM
The enema kit arrived, I posted a few photos of it, have a look.  Looking for female enemates who would like a treatment from "Dr.K" -- my clinic, or yours!  Nice ball gag too.  I bought it all from xtreme restraints in California, very professional, very fast service, couldn't be happier.

7/30/2007 8:45:40 AM
Ordered an enema kit Friday, should be here Tuesday. 

Would love to hear from others with enema desires or experience.  I'm particularly interested in different nozzles and accessories, types of treatments and additions to the water. 

I look forward to starting my new sub this week.  She has Daddy/daughter, enema, spanking and anal desires.

She is also interested in having a "Mommy" join us, a bisexual mommy.  If you would like to play this role please contact me.  She's a bigger girl so size is not an issue.



7/25/2007 11:41:40 AM
claire and I are meeting for a session tonight.  I have a tentative guest cock lined up for her, I would like to have a guest pussy for her to lick.  If you would like your pussy licked by a bi-curious woman, her first time doing this, let me know.  You can be sub or switch or domme, straight or bi or curious (you needn't reciprocate), but PLEASE NON-Smokers only and be clean (shaved pussies are a plus) and disease-free of course.

7/23/2007 4:52:34 AM
Had a beautiful day in NYC yesterday, to the theatre to see Frost/Nixon (Frank Langella was AMAZING) and then dinner at the West Side Palm, fantastic dinner as always when we go there.   We watched "Little Children" when we got home -- quite provocative.  No sex for me in 4 days though.  I'm getting that "blue-balls" feeling.  We'll have to do something about that today!

7/21/2007 4:27:06 AM
Busy weekend - Golf in Princeton, a wedding reception in Morris County, then Frost-Nixon and dinner in NYC Sunday.  I won't be on much.  Have a great weekend everyone!

7/20/2007 7:41:58 AM
Thought I'd check out the British Open action at lunchtime at the NJ National GC bar.  I'll be there 1:30 to 2:30PM, join me for a drink if you are in the area.  Interest in golf OPTIONAL!  Allen Road in Basking Ridge.

Cheers,
Kryztoph



7/13/2007 7:37:10 AM
Looking for a bi-curious woman or couple to join me and claire. It will be claires first time (more or less) exploring her bi-curious nature. I would prefer a larger, older, woman, 50ish size 8 to 12 would be ideal.

Squeaky clean please! Claire is fussy about that.

If you could be available Saturday afternoon 3 ro 6 that would be perfect.


7/4/2007 7:30:34 AM
I've been wearing the nude lace panties in photo 2 which I just uploaded (taken with my new cellphone, transferred via BlueTooth, so hi-tech!)  I really feel sexy in them; they barely contain my penis and with the slightest bit of encouragement he peeks over the lacy low-rise waistband! 

*** I've cum ... 5 times on cam in the past 2 days wearing them.  I'm turning into a cam slut with this new computer, it works so much better!  But still IMC.exe crashes 10 times a day. 

7/2/2007 7:09:45 AM
My sub claire stopped by Friday night -- well it was a "booty call".  It was great to see her.  I was wearing my pink panties with the hearts.  I bought 3 pair of those, so I had her strip out of her slacks and panties and gave her a pair of mine, they fit fine, as I was hoping!  Guess we are both 40ish hips.  So we wore his and hers panties as I spanked her on webcam, fingered her pussy and ass, and bound her nipples.  Then she sucked my cock on cam, and we got up over 300 viewers.  We did this on her AFF ID.   I had been wearing my panties all day so she took them home with her and will wash them for me.  *** Saturday I was away all day, golf then a family picnic in PA.  *** Sunday I wore the low-rise taupe lace girlie shorts.  They really were low-cut and could only contain my penis when it was really soft.  And the feel of my ball against that lacy material made it hard to stay soft!!!  But I love the way the cock-head plays "peek-a-boo" over the top edge of the panties.  I had a good hard cum in them before going out shopping and then watching the LPGA Open final.  Very exciting!  

6/26/2007 1:37:27 PM
My panties arrived today from gap dot com.  I put on the pink ones with the little hearts and lace trip and wow they felt really sexy.  I loved how they couldn't contain my cock as I became so full from the excitement of wearing them.   I slipped the waistband down under my big ball, and felt the precum flowing through my shaft.  I sqeezed it up and rubbed it all over the head.   After coasting on this wonderful sensation for about 15 minutes, I finally worked up to a big gusher orgasm which I slurped out of my palm.  MMMM a I think I'll put them on again for orgasm #2.

Unfortunately, webcam on aff wasn't working so I couldn't "share the joy" as I would have loved to.

6/3/2007 12:26:33 PM
Eventful week:  ******** Played in Memorial Day golf outing at my Club with A. She was really hitting the ball well. I shot 84 pretty good for me. Putting better.   *********************************

Took my neighbors to my Club for golf Wednesday. They usually cheat but I suggested we try playing by the rules for a change. ONE Mulligan, that's it! One played more or less to handicap, the other shot 116 where handicap would be 99. It's a cruel game ... but fair! I shot 79 my best score this year. ***************************

Released sub claire, she's on her own now. I'm thinking that it might not be possible for a married dom to train a single sub. I'd like to hear how others work through these issues. And I'm very encouraging to my single subs that they date and find their soulmates. But perhaps in being so altruistic I endear myself to them? Funny, when I suggest to my wife that we do m/f/m she thinks I don't love her because I'm not jealous! *******************************

Met sub tigger and had a great session. We're approaching our one year anniversary! We discussed our playing with others and we are both going to do so. I really enjoy our time together.

I had a guest cock, a cum-slurping bi-curious 9 incher in fact, lined up to join us. But he was AWOL that morning, no reply to IM's emails phone etc. Bummer. Everybody wants to get together it seems until you say "OK meet us at 10AM" then they are nowhere to be found. And we set this up around HIS schedule. TWO DEMERITS!



5/20/2007 11:07:02 AM
Did you catch the Preakness Saturday afternoon? Wasn't that exciting?

Also exciting -- had my first m/f/m 3some. C wanted to play with two cocks so I invited Y over and it was really fun. She felt so special having all that attention (and cum) lavished on her.

We want to try f/m/f next. If you might be interested in joining us (it will be bi-curious C's first experience) please drop me a line. 

xoxo K xoxo






5/12/2007 1:45:02 PM
Shot 80 today, finishing double-bogey (creek), bogey (3 putt).  Still quite pleased as I've been in a slump the past few weeks.

4/18/2007 7:52:04 AM
Up in Buffalo for a few days, if you're from this great city drop me a line.

4/16/2007 7:43:28 AM
Record rainfall here in NJ Sunday/Monday 4/15-16.  I hope your sump is pumping and your roof isn't leaking!

4/5/2007 12:53:52 PM
I'm in a Spanking Mood -- who would like a good over-the-knee spanking this evening?  Alone here until 8:30PM.

3/14/2007 12:36:16 PM
My Father-in-Law is FINALLY out of the hospital, after 12 days.  Last 5 of which were just waiting for his prostrate swelling to subside so that he could PEE and get off the catheter ... And I thought waiting for an erection was frustrating!  At least the wait was pleasurable!

3/12/2007 11:12:15 AM
Heading down to Atlantic City Wednesday and Thursday, I have Wednesday afternoon free.  Anybody in that area care to have a drink?  Staying at the Borgota.

3/10/2007 9:02:22 AM
Well it has been a tough week for my father in law but he's doing much better.  Main problem now is ... he can't ... PEEEEE!  They stopped his prostate medication in the hospital, perhaps by oversight, perhaps for a reason, and after getting catheter removed (can you spell R-E-L-I-E-F) he just can't make it happen.  Hopefully this morning.  If not then it is back "on the tube". 

He still has some other issues attendant to his diabetes, such as swelling in leg and ankle, and cellulitis infection. 

But with any luck he'll be out of the hospital tomorrow or Monday. 

Thanks to all of you who have extended your well-wishes to me and my family.

3/6/2007 12:49:30 PM
Dad is doing well recovering from his heart attack suffered last Saturday.  He will have cardiac catheterization test tomorrow (Wednesday) and that should give us a good idea going forward. 



3/4/2007 9:46:50 AM
I have a medical emergency in the family so I'm going to lay low for a little while.

My thanks to those I have met here for your friendship and encouragement, and I wish you well in all pursuits.

See you in a few weeks.

2/19/2007 10:42:18 AM
Well I think I found Bug #1 in this system.  It sets [x] blocked and [x] hidden flags all by itself when you double-click in certain spots in a profile.

I think the [x] blocked checkmark has "focus" when you go into profile details, and if you aren't really careful any keystroke will set it.

I would convey this to the sysops but ... Under the HELP I don't see any way to contact them.  OOH I'll try the blue support link below, perhaps that will do it.

SUGGESTION - Check your "Blocked Users" list every now and then, I think you will find you have inadvertantly blocked some while adding to favorites!  Little WONDER there are no New Messages!!!!


Alternating color in paragraphs since the journal entry doesn't seem to recognize them.  Bug #2!!!

2/15/2007 1:57:11 PM
Day one on Collarme.com. I see quite a people I recognize from alt.



I'm impressed with the site.   For a free site it has terrrific features. And after 2 hours kicking the tires, there wasn't a single bug. I mean not ONE! Everything worked exactly as I would expct. Kudos to the developers!



It would be helpful if we could sort by distance. Luckily I live in NJ, a geographically small state. I suspect the Californians would have some work to do finding someone within say an hour!


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 Age: 55
 Westlake, Oregon