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Irishgatekeeper

********I am not looking for anything real on CM, light entertainment is about all I get from here********

I figure I should put some real stuff about me up here. I am intelligent and outgoing and very social. I am loyal to the death for those who deserve it. I do not take kindly to rude, crass or downright nasty messages, so expect a pointy reply or just deleted message if you insist on being less than classy and respectful, you may even make it to my "journal of shame". OK, here is what I am seeking.....(For those who don't get it, yes, there are those who don't, this is a JOKE!!) A Dom, who describes himself "firm but fair", says he is 41, but in reality is 59. He must be married, but his wife either does not understand his needs, or, is sick with a terminal debilitating illness, or she may "know", but she is not kinky and he does not want to "throw it in her face" so he hides it . He must have had at least 1 real time submissive, who has unfortunately been transferred to Japan for work and was in an remote area and not available for a reference, or he must have the equivalent of 500 hours of cyberdoming. He must immediately demand to be called Sir or Master, live 3234 miles away from me, but assure me that he travels a lot for work. He also must have only ONE picture available to show me, because of a computer glitch, which is of a headless torso taken in the bathroom mirror with Preparation H on the counter his kids bath toys in the background, and spells dominant, as dominate. This is a compilation of a few domlydoms that have written to me. I am sure, after posting this, I will have more to add....I LOVE CM!!!! ALERT!!!! THIS JUST IN!!!! YOU MUST OPEN WITH.... "CUM SERVE ME".....(I don't make this stuff up!...priceless)
11/2/2012 12:05:35 PM

OMG!! 

 

CM is so awesome!!! toroloco just wrote to me AGAIN!!! I feel bad for those who are in the throws of dementia and memory loss. 

 

So he writes, "Do redheads have more fun?" (I know, I know, this is too easy, it;s the exact same cut and paste message from before)

 

So, to give him a sense of De ja Vu I of course responded with "No, blondes do"

 

Stay tuned for what comes next...;)

11/2/2012 12:01:04 PM

Update on my last entry....

 

I said that I have never heard from FirstRomance4U

 befdore, I have to correct that. He sent the EXACT same message to me long ago, and I responded with a suggestion of upgrading his level of education, and since he lived in a lower class section of Long Island, that he may want to reconsider moving to a better school district with a median income level above 60k. (I am from LI, and Medford is NOT a place I would want to claim living in).

11/2/2012 11:39:59 AM

So I haven't written here in awhile since I haven't gotten any gems worthy of the wall of shame. This one is not great and a bit desperate on his part but it's something at least...;)

 

FirstRomance4U

 writes:

 

You're fat, and have lousy, tacky, cheap taste in clothes...

 

 

I have not to my knowledge had any interaction with this "person" before...Here was my response (you will have to go look at his profile pic to get this)

 

"And your rusty ;)"

 

Like I said, not to the caliber of my usual posts but pickings have been slim, you domly doms must be skeeeeerd ;)

3/2/2012 10:58:34 AM

Ok, so here is a little history lesson folks (mostly for those domlydoms who when they get their feelings hurt the immediately go to profanity)


CUNT: The word 'Cunt' in the vernacular means vagina. As if that is not indication enough why it is considered so vile a term in the vagina-hating Patriarchy, the word itself was originally a term of respect and reverence for a powerful, spiritually enlightened woman. 
'Cunt' derives from 'Kunda' or 'Cunti, the Oriental Great Goddess. She was the Great Yoni (vagina) of the Universe, where all life came from and to where all life returned for renewal. From this same name the words country, kin and kind came from. 
It is not a slang word, but a true, ancient language word. Other derivates are 'cunabula' - a cradle (and like the mother's womb, protects and sooths the child), the Roman Goddess 'Cunina' who protected cradled children, 'cunctipotent' - cunt magik (all-powerful), cunning, kenning and ken....

3/2/2012 10:46:43 AM

So, here we go again....


I received a message from Toroloco asking if redheads had more fun. So, I responded, in a way that reflects the general snarkiness of my profile, with "No, blondes do".


Then he responds with "Well, I hear that redheads do (this that and the other)..." (I am using a little literary license here since I deleted that message not thinking he would make it to the Journal of Shame. I responded with "Don't believe everything you hear". And now here comes the part you have all been waiting for......


GO TO THE BOTTOM OF THE CONVERSATION AND READ UP 


To everyone (intelligent) reading this I pose a question....If you read my profile, AND journal, would you expect anything less than a snarky sarcastic response?? And when you get that response is it your ONLY logical place to go to call me a bitch and cunt?? 


Anyway, Another "Dom" bites the dust....

 


toroloco
 on 3/2/12 at 1:36 PM:
 
 

win and influence friends, or do you mean people that you know? what is a freind? i have none, but only people that is know. WTF has that have to do with you answering a simple question.

 

here's antoher simple question. what do you do for a living? all of you bitches on the payroll is why nothing ever gets done.

 
 
  Irishgatekeeper on 3/2/12 at 1:32 PM:
 
 

May I suggest a www.thesaurus.com if you have not had enough of an education to allow you to use "big boy" words rather than ignorant, benighted profanity?

 

And, as I have suggested in the past to others trying desperately to get a spot on my "Journal of Shame" the book,

 

How to Win Friends and Influence People, By Dale Carnegie

 
 
  toroloco on 3/2/12 at 1:23 PM:
 
 

you bitches are crazy. the road fraught with peril. why do cunts have to make everything so fucking hard. it was a simple question bitch!

 
 
  Irishgatekeeper on 2/29/12 at 9:36 PM:
 
 

You could have had your answer in less than 2 minutes if you took the time to look it up on google maps, instead, you are grasping at anything to make small talk...Dude logic, go figure.

 
 
  toroloco on 2/24/12 at 6:51 PM:
 
 

would it not be simpler if you just told me. women, have to make everything so difficult. chick logic, go figure.

 
 
  Irishgatekeeper on 2/24/12 at 5:05 PM:
 
 

Oh! There is this new invention called a map...I also hear there are talks about something in space that can see where you tell you how far anywhere else is!! (I think this is far fetched though) ;)

 
 
  toroloco on 2/24/12 at 11:29 AM:
 
  where is gainsville. how far from DC?
1/18/2012 4:38:34 PM

Apparently cover0012 was desperate to get on my journal of shame. He didn't have ver much to say let alone anything intelligent, but beggars can't be choosers. He chose to open with:

 

bullshit..... And when I responded with bovine excrement, his MENSA response was

 

lose 30...idiot


Ahhhh.....freedom of speech, gotta love it ;)

12/26/2011 10:46:12 AM

TURN YOUR PHONES AROUND!!!


If you don't have someone to take a picture for you, and you MUST take your own with your cell phone in the bathroom mirror, here is a tip....


TURN YOUR PHONE AROUND and it won't look so much like your taking your own picture in the mirror. 


Also, either clean up the counter and the background, or look at your picture BEFORE posting. No one wants to see your kids bath toys, Preperation H, dirty socks, or empty beer bottles in the background. 


I'm just sayin'.....;)

10/25/2011 9:42:53 PM

Well, it's been awhile since I have had anyone write me with anything worthy of the "Wall of Shame" but good things come to those who wait. I have a sneaking suspicion, however, that this particular entry is a cry to be added to my journal. You be the judge. Could a man at the mature age of 54 I think he said he was sound anymore like a teenie bopper on the street corner? Could a man of those years TRULY believe that speaking or in this case writing to any woman like this will get him positive results? I liken it to walking past a construction site and getting cat calls, do those men really think a woman will stop, and throw herself at them because they whistled or yelled some lewd comment at her? 

 

 

Jck123

nice pale ass cheeks   makes BBC throb and crave tight hole

 

You must be very very familiar with the face down ass up position, lucky the last guy who busted that tight asshole open, wow   nice ass fuck

 

 As if this wasn't sweet enough, he had to write again a few minutes later.....

 

Jck123

Ive had quite a few irish girls lick my ass for me, they were very good , have to give them their just credit when due.  They were also nice ass fucks, extremely nice

 



 

7/25/2011 7:51:11 AM

What is it that comes over some people? Why do some feel it necessary to confront me, or have negative things to say about my profile and not have the balls to get a response? It is so easy to spout off and then block someone I suppose. Here is an example;

 

Lookinfomywhore wrote:

Can you be any more immature in your journal? Why is it that your gender don't even mentally mature until you're in your late 40's? So fucking third grade, and who really gives a shit..someone had to tell ya!

 

THEN BLOCKED!!

 

I was only going to suggest he brush up on his grammar...geeze ;)

7/21/2011 6:58:46 PM

I have not posted in my journal for awhile, trying to give those...less fortunate in the intelligence area than most a break, but alas, I can not help myself, especially with this one. This is the SECOND time I have gotten this exact meaasage from this "person", I resisted the first time to post it, now I think this "person" is trying to make the Journal of Shame....You be the judge ;) With a tad drop of sympathy for this "one true one" I blanked out this "person's phone number and yahoo address...*sigh*

Millionare6: 

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5/25/2011 11:26:47 AM

My photo has been pirated by TINKERBELLKISS87...

 

Or its just a made up profile by some pathetic loser

 

Either way, how sad is it that someone feels so bad about themselves that they can use thier own pic. Well, I will take it as a compliment....

 

5/24/2011 10:11:12 PM

Attn: All IrishGatekeeper Fans out there in CM land.

 

This may be my LAST POST!!!! The TOS police (wannabe) is on to me!!!!

 

Someone start a petition!! I am doing a service here!!

I have had a run in with CM's self proclaimed TOS police. So, either he wants to make the jouranl entry of fame, or he is simply just a buzzkill. You decide.

 

The first message from him was a good finger wagging in my direction. "Informing" me that posting peoples names and personal information was against TOS rules.

 

I thanked him of course for the heads up, and asked what personal information was he referring to that I posted, and the only "names" I had were CM Handles. And I also asked him if the personal information I posted in my journal was anything like what he posted in his about his ex girlfriend texting him and sending him pictures of the new boyfriend and she was a liar..etc etc...(You can read it on his profile if you like, his age is listed as 41...but shhhhh I think its really 14). And I ended it with if he didn't like what I had to write then a simple solution would be not to read it. Right?

 

WRONG!!!!!

 

He writes back, again, and goes on to say something like I must have my head up my ass or something. (I know, I know, I should have saved the exact message). I responded with REALLY? and some other stuff...lol

 

So, in the end, here is what the TOS POLICE GRAND POOHBAH OF ALL DOMINATES writes:

Malus:

 

You're one angry heifer. Good luck with that. :)

 

Ya know..Profiles rotate as a new person logs on so I just happened to read yours because it was at the top..Much like it is now..probably because you're itching for a fight.

 

I have reported you..You're not supposed to have user names in your profile and used in the manner you've used them.

 

 

grow up willya.

 

Again I ask...REALLY???

 

 

5/18/2011 3:40:37 PM

Why is it that so called domlydoms are brave enough to critique my profile in a quasi-authoritative manner, and then BLOCK ME for fear of what? My rapier retort?

 

FOR EXAMPLE:

 

This message came in a few minutes ago:

 

 

Serveme5215:

As far as I know I have not previously responded to your profile.  And while I am not guilty of the things you mentioned, and I can understand how receiving such messages might be aggravating, I can guess that your arrogant and sarcastic attitude will assure that you never receive any serious responses.  CM is like every site -- there are assholes everywhere, male and female.  But if you're going to play the game, you have to put up with the errors.

 

 

 

Funny he should start the message with, "as far as I know I have not previously responded to your profile....."

 

Because, in fact he has written to me several times over the last couple years. How do I remember you ask? Well, his pictures are the exact same ones for the last couple years, on all the kink/date/perv sites. *sigh*

 

 

 

 

 

5/5/2011 8:45:02 AM

OK, so I have had several requests to keep posting the responses I get on CM. Well, here is another well thought out message I recently received.

 

Oh, a little background first, the "person" is listed as a male submissive, and has sent me previous messages asking me to call him "Big Daddy", that's it, just call him big daddy because he wants me to. This is the most recent message from this person.

 

Loveableman;

 

MMMMMMMMM your breast make me thirsty

 

 

Who out there thinks this person is the one for me???? lol

 

 

 

5/1/2011 10:46:28 AM

Northwestpadom got a little perturbed when after actually thinking my profile was really what I was seeking, I emailed him back the website for a dictionary lookup and to read about sarcasm. Here was his intelligent, well thought out, response.

 

 

>>>>bitch there isn't a word in the dictionary I dont know the meaning of and maybe you should learn the meaning of the word yourself. stupid cunt

 

So, the lesson learned here? Also include the website for a Thesaurus, Grammar in the English language and punctuation rules. A link to "How to Win Friends and Influence People might not hurt either.

 

Oh, but he blocked me then, so to northwestpadom....I hear the faint sound of another fragile wannabe domlydom ego bursting somewhere in PA. Such a shame.

WarmSummerBreze
 
 Age: 27
 Jackson, Mississippi