Borrowed

If you want to possess my body, you must first possess my mind

Why I need supervision in Wal-Mart

The other night I had to go to Wal-Mart to do some Thanksgiving shopping. We went late hoping that some of the crazies would have gone home. It was a madhouse. I had already ditched Steve on a bench and was getting the last of the shopping done when I noticed a group of kids, late teens early 20's. There were 8, maybe 10 of them. They were giggling and laughing and they were also getting lost and frustrated.

"Marco!" one of the guys finally called out.
"Polo?" was the giggled reply. Ok, Marco Polo in Wal-Mart. Hmmm...

About a minute passed.

"Marco!" He said
"Polo!" She said giggling.
"Polo!" I said trying not to laugh.
"What the Fuck?" He said confused.

This went on for several more minutes, each time he called "Marco", several more people would chime in, including one of the night stockers and an Assistant Manager. It was hysterical. I think It was the most fun that I have had in Wal-Mart since...

Three of us had a bouncy ball race in the toy department.

Filled a shopping cart with a tarp, rope, hacksaw, bleach and a shovel.

Secretly put multiple boxes of condoms in the shopping cart of the woman with the obnoxious kids.

Set up a fishing pole and cooler by the fish tanks.

Made a lewd display involving teddy bears, lube and rope.

Put condoms and lube by the cucumbers.

I didn't do this one but I was there...Gary went to try on womens clothes and then modeled them for us. That was funny!

Walked my friend on a leash, she barked at people and tried to lick them. She's strictly vanilla BTW.

I was zip tied to the shopping cart because...well...I don't know why really. It was fun though and LOOOOOOOOONG before I was into anything Kinky.

We also played hopscotch, jumped rope, decorated a Christmas tree and played Alphabet. The first person to put an item in their cart for each letter of the alphabet won. The losers had to go put it all away. We weren't trying to cause more work for people, just amuse ourselves at 3am.

That was all a long time ago. I have lost touch with those 2 people and I miss them. Somehow I don't think the 3 of us would behave any better today. I hope not anyway.

“Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth.” Exactly how I am feeling right now

"We accept the love we think we deserve ."

It is time to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, beer and pussy...

A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.

A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy.

Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not. advantage: Tie

If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. Advantage: Pussy

24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. Advantage: Pussy

Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer. Advantage: Pussy.

If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. Advantage: Beer.

If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad. Advantage: Beer.

6 beers in a night and you better not drive. 6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need. Advantage: Pussy

Buy too much beer and you will get fat. Buy too much pussy and you will get poor. Advantage: Tie

It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game. You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game. Advantage: Pussy

If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a breathalyzer. If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five. Advantage: Pussy

With beer, bigger is better. Advantage: beer. Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable. Advantage: beer.

Pussy can make you see God. Beer can make you see the porcelain god. Advantage: Pussy

If you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you are normal. If you think all day about your next beer, you are an alcoholic. Advantage: Pussy

Peeling labels off of beers is fun. Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun. Advantage: Pussy.

If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired. If you try to snag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual harassment. Advantage: Tie

If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break. If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you down. Advantage: Beer.

If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you back. Advantage: Beer.

The best pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it. Advantage: Pussy. The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it. Advantage: Beer.

The government taxes beer. Advantage: Pussy.

What?! I'm FAT?!

(Borrowed and completely agree)

So my company has been bought out and they have offices in Florida, Hawaii, Houston and other places.  It's somewhat tempting to be transferred to the Houston area and move back.  Who knows what the cards hold...

I'm really enoying school.  I absolutely love my History class.  If I didn't want to be a nurse so badly I would be a History teacher.  English is a lot of fun as well.  I am thinking my professor is a closet freak.  She sure does talk about porn a lot.  It's funny cause I am looking at this lady in a different light now.  Wonder what her fav porn is.  I may have to ask her, if I am bold enough to ask LOL

More of my off the wall sense of humor, enjoy!

YOUR GETTING OLDER WHEN:

you mix poly grip in the kY

your wheel chair has more speeds than your vibrator
sticks and stones break your bones ,whips and chains excite you but you cannot rember why

getting frisky is trying to get the cat
getting some action means your laxitivite is kicking in

you find your husband looking at a mag of perky titties ,you sigh before you clobber him with one or both of yours

your play room has ramps and grab bars now
your canes are now for walking
depends and diapers are no longer kinky
blow jobs have been replaced with gummy jobs
rope has been replaced with velcro

your safe word is written on you some were , so you will remember it
you remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty

I survived my first night of class!  English Comp II and US History (assignment already), oh joy! LOL

Who's really in charge (Joke)

The newlywed couple check into the honeymoon suite at the hotel. He is a big, burly he-man type, and she is a petite little thing.
He takes off his trousers and tosses them over to his bride. "Here, honey. Put these on."
"What?' she says.
"Just put 'em on."
She struggles a bit and finally stands there, bot of her legs in one trouser leg.
"I can't wear these," she says.
"Just you remember that," he says with a smile. "I wear the pants in this family, and that's the way it's gonna be around here!"
"Oh, yeah?' she replies. She takes off her slacks and tosses them to her hubby. "Here. You try these on."
"What?" he says.
"Just do it."
Well, try as he might, he can't even get the trousers half-way up one leg.
"I can't get into your pants," he says.
"Well, just you remember that." she says. "Until your attitude changes, that's the way things are gonna be around here!"

Found this on another site and absolute love it

MY 128 slave rules...

Things are surprisingly looking up.  Nursing school starts August 27.  I don't think I have been this excited in a long time

LOL @ TrueBlood, "Bite me vampire Barbie"  LOL Love it!

Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.

I SLAVED ALL DAY

http://www.youtube.com/embed/vTpfmRY9-vI

BDSM Warning! please read

Jonathan strode into the bedroom , wearing His leather Postal Worker's uniform. He sneered at the bound and gagged figure on the bed, as He reached into His latex mail bag. Jane - a 29 year old schoolgirl, looked up at her Master, her eyes a mixture of fear and desire. She gasped as He brought a knife with a 9 ~ inch blade out of the bag.

"I saw something on the Internet which I want us to try," He said sternly,

"Are you willing?"

Jane nodded eagerly and mumbled, "yeff Mather".

Jonathan smiled as He bent close and cut her free of her bonds.  "Strip", He ordered as He began to remove His own clothes.

Jane quickly complied, wondering what new delights her beloved Master had in store for her.

"Lay back on the bed", He commanded.

Jane did so. Jonathan then laid on top of her.

"Tonight my dear", He whispered while reaching for the light switch.. "We are going ........... Vanilla!"

"NOOOOOOoooooooooo", cried Jane as the room plunged into darkness.

The above tale is true. Jonathan eventually left Jane to move in with a vanilla woman. They now have a 24/7 vanilla lifestyle, regularly enjoying home improvements, Tupperware parties and only having sex 3 times a year.

Jane was more fortunate and now attends Vanillas Anonymous, with help and guidance she is slowly recovering. Only last week she was able to stand up and say,

"I have the right to more than one sexual position!"

Vanilla is dangerous and should not be practiced at home. If anyone offers you vanilla sex, just say No.

This has been a BDSM safety awareness announcement.

Stolen from a VERR reliable source! 

AND THEN THE BEATINGS STARTED

 After retiring, my Master went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked for His driver's license to verify His age. He looked in His pockets and realized He left His wallet home. He told her He was sorry, but He would have to go home and get it.

UGGGHHH I am trying to change my pictures and more and this crazy site won't let me.  I delete the picture and it show I have no pictures when I view my profile.  Then I add the picture I want, it show the old picture. 

Someone help!!!!

These last couple of days, I don't know if I am coming or going.  I am putting in a lot of effort but it just does not seem to be reciprocated.  I just don't know what to do some times.  My feelings are very deep but are they returned?  I guess I will never know.  Time to channel that inner peace once again.  Good things come to those who wait.  But some times, making a person wait, can push them further away

I finally did it!  I broke down and joined Twitter.  Not sure if it is a good thing or not LOL.  Find me on Twitter, InnerSolace

Today is June 17th and I deleted my old profile.  Persephone is no longer, time for my InnerSolace, I am ready for my peace.

In my quest for knowledge and understanding I am learning how to ask permission.  It's quite interesting, to say the least.  It is something that I am not accustomed to.  I am far from perfect and I make mistakes.  The problem is, I can be a little forgetful.  But hey, spanking is always fun LOL.

Yesterday was a very informative day for me.  It is amazing what you can find out if you talk to the right person or people.  I have been dealing with fakes, liars, wannabe's, etc.  I am now learning how to avoid these people at all costs and I have only been active in this lifestyle for 3 years now.  Here is my story:

Dom #1

I met this particular Dom on a vanilla dating website.  I was able to read between the lines and notice that he is a Dom.  An online relationship started then progressed to phone then meeting.  He said all the right things, we had a lot in common.  I completed every task that he asked of me, I met all his requirements.  He praised me often and it made me feel so good.  I was his baby girl or so he said.   He even introduced me to anal sex and I actually had an amazing orgasm.  I was very surprised, I did not know I would enjoy it so much.  The relationship we had was based on sex.  There was no teaching, no learning, no protocols, nothing.   I even moved from one part of the metro-plex to another to be closer to him per his request.  After living in this new location for a month he dumped.  I was no longer under consideration by him.  I was livid!  I did everything right, he praised often, I was at a loss for what I did wrong.  So at that time I put the lifestyle to the side and focused on me.

Dom #2

 I rejoined CollarMe after a good 6 months and started talking to a Dom in Louisiana.  Great online relationship, however, that was all it was.  We would talk about sex all the time, we would talk about meeting.  NOTHING ever happened!  It was just an online relationship.  Then one day we were communicating then the next he was gone.  Communication was completely ceased.  Again, left with my mouth open.  After about 2 months he contacts me again, apologizing, making excuses and that he loved me and I was his baby girl.  Guess what?  It happened again.  At that point, I threw in the towel yet again.  Haven't heard from him since.  Didn't learn a damn thing lol

Dom #3

At that point I had pretty much good back to the vanilla lifestyle.  I found and joined it and met someone local.  He was amazing!  He outlined what his expectations were, we discussed limits, established limits and more.  We met one night for coffee and it took off from there.  He put me under his protection and we would see each other at least twice a week.  Now this was just before Thanksgiving and of course with the holidays our time together was limited.  We both have children and other obligations.  When he would come over we would laugh and talk and share things then retire to the bedroom.  He taught me one thing, that is for sure.  My body loves to be spanked.  He had me stand up one night and he took my riding crop and started spanking my bottom with it.  Next he took his fingers and started to finger fuck me.  It was so incredible that I squirted every where and would just continue to cum.  Amazing!  He did teach me a lot about my body that I did not know about.  However, attention from him slacked off and then communication diminished.  I asked him if I had done something wrong and he said no.  He told me that he was seeing someone in Florida that he met online on and that they were now in a relationship.  He then proceeded to cut all ties with me.  She did not want him to have any other relationships other than her.  I wonder, who is the Dom?  Anyways, alone again.

Dom #4

Not sure if I am ready to talk about him but I fell head over heels for him.  He lives in South Texas and we made plenty of plans to meet.  Unfortunately it did not happen.  I think that is all I can say about him right now.  I will admit that I do still have feelings for this man but I know that it would never work no matter how hard I tried.  I pride myself in making my Dom a priority in everything but not before my children or my job.  In my opinion I was an after thought to him.  I can honestly say that I do still think aobut him and it will take time to get over that but I have to move forward and find my inner peace and solace.

Well folks, what have I learned about all this?  I have learned that there are so many out there that are not truthful, that they will just use you for sex, they will try to use you for financial gain.  Now about financial gain, I learned that lesson from Dom #1, He wanted contributions to him and his household.  I am a single Mother (happily divorced) but really?  Any ways...I have learned a lot from these past experiences but those experiences have not taken the "fight" out of me.  I am still going to forge ahead and it will happen for me, one day.  One day that wonderful patient Daddy Dom command my attention and I will give him my all.  Who knows, I could already be talking to him.

Thanks for reading and blessings to all.

InnerSolace1

So today finally finds me at peace for a change.  I am a firm believer that things happen for a reason.  I have met quite a few fakes and liars on this site but I have yet to give up.  Perseverance pays off! 

This is now and will always be my mantra:

1.  True patience is its own reward.

2.  A flower is made more beautiful by its thorns.

3.  Selfish is the heart that thinks first of itself.

4.  There is no greater pleasure than providing absolute solace.

I will provide all of this and more to my future Daddy with grace, poise, love and respect.  Thank YOU for accepting me for who I truly am, YOUR baby girl