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Congratulations Jimmy Carter. You are no longer the worst president in US history.

I like to peruse profiles.? It always amazes me how verbose people are yet they?have so little to say.? So to be blunt and to the point...

I'm NOT interested in married men,?bi/gay guys (if you're even remotely interested in penis, in any way, shape or form, you're GAY).? I mean, c'mon, everyone knows?bi sexuality is?just a rest stop on the highway to homo.? Not that there's anything wrong?with it, just call it what it is.? Most importantly, I'm most definitely not interested in anyone who voted for obama.? I'd rather be waterboarded then waste my breath talking to a lib.? You're all way too insane for me.? Besides, if you voted for him you probably fall into the "gay" catagory because obviously you like taking it up the rump.

If after reading this profile you feel the urge to send me a pissy email, it will amuse me so send away!? Just keep it pithy and don't block me after you do...it's so boring and I hate being bored.?

I just got an email from some dork named RomanceFirst, his dopey name is funny enough.? Anyway, without ever having communicated with him before,?this is the email he just sent me "Yeah; 5'3" tall...and 200 plus pounds.? Can always tell the fatso...even without a photo."? Then he proceeded to block me.? lol ya gotta love it.? So, what do ya think his issue is?? Is he gay or a lib?? Or, maybe a gay lib?? Yeah I bet that's it.? Why else would he be so offended by little ol' me?? :)

Hey guys?? What's with all the naked pictures?? Unless you're some hot 20 something body builder, put?some clothes on.? Maybe?it?would help you see the light if you knew?that the only people?wanting to look at that are gay guys who sit around wanking all day.? Trust me, the girls on here aren't diggin it.

?Your turn....

Here's a mail I got today from a Marcus000.? How funny is this.
"You really sound like a terminal idiot, probably a fat cow who cant read,, (see how you spell category) i'll do you a favor, i'll block you right now so that you don't have to talk to an extreme liberal, who voted for Obama and who think the Bush family and the republican (all milllionaire thieves who rob you blind, pound you up the a,,, and make you think you're better than others)are really a plague and what is wrong with this world. "?

Since he's the spell police, I guess he's too intelligent to spell I'll with?a capital I.? My favorite part is how he?thinks that?the Bush family and republicans are the only?millionaires.? I get such a kick out of the liberal morons.?
6/8/2011 9:45:53 PM

This is what I love about my profile. It evokes this kind of reaction from the mentally derranged and that amuses me. Check out the exchange from this loser...

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VPrimalBoogieV

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I see. A Christian. Looking for someone who hates the same people you hate.

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So I respond politely..."whats your point?". Figured Id give the guy a few minutes to entertain me. And he writes back...

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VPrimalBoogieV ���Dated:�� 6/9/11 12:17 AM

"My point is that your profile expresses hatefulness, judgement, spite, and intolerance that are contrary to the teachings of Christ and the virtues espoused by Christianity. You come off as a blatant hypocrite. You call yourself a Christian and claim that you "live for" Christianity, but there is nothing of that in your message.�

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I say, "now whos being judgemental?. And I receive this doozey...

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VPrimalBoogieV ���Dated:�� 6/9/11 12:28 AM

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"You have just employed a logical fallacy called "circular thinking", which you would know about if you had ever taken and passed Psych 101. � You SEEM uneducated. � That is not my JUDGEMENT, it is my IMPRESSION. � I did not judge you, I expressed my honest reaction to your hateful and invective profile. � You do not come across as someone who takes to heart the teachings of Jesus Christ. You come across as mean spirited, judgemental, hateful, and intolerant. � You are not very intelligent or insightful, are you?"

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Im pretty sure this guy attended obamas church with Rev. Wright.? (lol)

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?At this point, while Im waiting to see what the genius will come up with next, I go read his profile and he says that the Marines kicked him out for being "too aggressive" which we know is BS right? So while I was waiting for the above email to arrive, I write, "so your discharge papers say "too aggressive huh?", you know, just busting chops. And then the final humdinger comes. Get a load od this, lol...

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6/9/11 6:29 AM

"LOL, it's a joke. I served for six years and was honorably discharged.

You are a stupid bitch. I've wasted too much time on you already. Blocked."

Ah the Christian love.? Can ya feel it?? (lol)

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This just proved one thing for sure about this little man.� He was never a Marine.� Know how I know this to be true?� Because the Corp doesn't allow vaginas to enlist.

I wonder who will be next...