They call themselves "male dommes." 

I call them "Women bashing He-Bitches."

They call themselves "female dommes."

I call them "The Feminist revolutions left overs."

It's really difficult to masturbate when you have a crush on someone.  Just sayin.

Don't need a mistress whose into humiliation I'm perfectly capable of doing that myself thank you very much.  Beep Beep.  FWOOOSH.  ...




































See?

A TRIBUTE TO ALL THE BEAUTIFUL MISTRESSES WHOM I WISH I COULD DELIVER ENDLESS PLEASURE TO...  But who are fucking idiots.

*Ahem*

At first I was afraid, I was petrified. 
Kept thinking I could never live with out you by my side, but then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong and I grew strong! I learned how to get alongggg
and now your back!  From outer space.  I just walked in to find you with that bitch ass look upon your face. 
I should have changed that stupid lock I should have made you leave the key if I had known for just one second you'd be back to ass rape meee. 

Go on now Go! Walk out the door! Just turn around now cos you're just a f**king whore.
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with your lies, did you think I'd crumble?  Did you think I'd lay down and die?

OH NO NOT I!  I WILL SURVIVE!
AS LONG AS I KNOW HOW TO LOVE I KNOW I'LL STAY ALIVE, I'VE GOT ALL MY LIFE TO LIVE, I'VE GOT SO MUCH ORGASMS TO GIVE I WILL SURVIVE! I WILLLLL SURVIVE, HEYY HEYYYY!

ARGHHHHHHHHH fucking hell.  Everyone craps on about being so 'real' but they're all fucking FAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!  doesn't anyone believe in getting to know someone first?

Amongst all the f**kheads here, occasionally you do find a gem in the mountains of shit.  On this whole webpage, I think I have found maybe 4 decent individuals.  Decent enough to put humanity before BDSM.

Tried chat room here today.  Lamest shit ever. 

15/5/13

There is something fundementally f**ked up about a lot of people on this webpage.

Everyone wants attention and yet when you give it to them it's not good enough.

Almost everyone who is 'real' on here has on their profile "Read my profile or you will get nothing."  You read it and people are just, un interested in learning about new people.
What?  Do you expect everyone to just lay out their deepest darkest fantasies on the internet for you?  With a picture of themselves so everyone can know that Person A is into people taking a dump on his chest, Person B likes having dildos up his ass and Person C really loves it when a man slaps her around so that everyone can think they are a pervert in the vanilla world? Or is that an expected sacrifice here?  All or nothing for the gang right?

It's ridiculous!  People should appreciate the privacy and secrecy of others and when approached about it feel humbled that they have been selected to share those secrets with.  Feel honoured that an individual has approached them to want to explore their desires with them in hope they can find someone to genuinely share those desires with.

People writing though, you should also show respect! The person you are writing to is not there to get you off!  It is give and take, just like any other friendship or relationship.


When I came here it was to find interesting people.  All I have found is maybe 3 or 4 genuine people and then everyone else thinks they are too good for everyone else.  I wanted to talk to interesting people yet, you all seem only interested in one thing! Which is serving your own desires.  Everyone is looking for the someone yet no one is willing to give anyone a chance because we all have such un-realistic expectations and forget that maybe we should connect on a vanilla level first before we start tieing eachother to racks and pissing on eachother.  How can you honestly 'Submit' to anyone if you can't respect them for who they really are!  If you can't respect their humanity before their kink, then you are just giving eachother a wank.  

This page is so shallow.  The worst kind of shallow.  It is the shallow that appears deep so that when you dive in you crack your head open.   Well, if anyone is 'interested' in learning about me, here I am.  I'll update my profile soon.

08/05/2013: 

  Dear BDSM Kinky Diary of all things dirty and kinky.

Today was a good day.  I haven't been here for a little while and well, I don't think I've missed out on much.

For a kinky webpage this page lacks so much... Kink!

27/4/2013


I can't believe there is maybe 3 decent people to speak to on this webpage. 

26/4/2013

Although I don't particularly want anything from this website other than to talk to interesting people.  I must admit, after seeing all the beautiful pictures of people on here (fake or not.) Sometimes you just wish an extremly attractive Mistress would message you and say all the right words to jump start that emotional flare again.  That shared excitement when two people interact for the first time and the chemistry is definately there and un cageable.  Reow ;)

Only to regret it the next morning when you turn over and are like "WHAT THE F**KING SHIT DID I IMPREGNATE LAST NIGHT?"  and she rolls over and, you just want to punch her in the face not because you want to hurt her but just because she's so ugly it's possibly the quickest way to make her more beautiful! 

... If only Chris Browne had used that as an excuse! 

For the record I'm joking.  I don't condone hitting women or anyone in anger for any reason. Ironic to say that on a BDSM page.  Spanky spanky so you can go wanky wanky?

DON'T HIT WOMEN ASSHOLES!!! Especially you 'Male Domme' douche bags.

25/4/2013

   Seems like everyone is up for a good time.  Just not with me.. Oh boo hoo. 
With that I must say,  NO F**KING MEN!
It's not that we can't be friends, it's just, we can't be friends.  
Or lovers.  Or buddies.  Or f**king anything!  Don't take it as a homophobic thing but it's just, I'm afraid of gays.  No I'm not.  It's just I know every male on here has an alterior motive and I know how comfortable I feel retaining the current shape of my arsehole.

(_!_) Yes  (_O_) NO!  BIG F**KING NO!

22/4/2013 19:13

The female species on this webpage for the most part I have found is fake.  Non existant. All these wonderfully attractive women who do not exist.   This is a shame.  I am an attractive male.  I would make an attractive women very happy however she may have to go and get F**ked as I think I'd much rather a "Ugmo" with a sense of decency than some pretened dominatrix type.


Some of you really suck the fun out of this and not in a good way.  You are so pathetic
as domme's who expect "Tributes" and demand respect before they have earned it.  Remember you are dealing with strangers here.  You have to show how special you are just as we do!  And as for the 'Submissive Male' types.  You make me fucking sick!  You make me ashamed to be a man! I wish I could magically grow flaps and slap you in the face with them! Such wimps and losers!  I know thats your whole act but really?  Are you seriously that pathetic?  I love the sting of a Mistresses whip as much as the next guy but I'm not so ridiculous as to put myself out there like some freak begging strange women to have them give me an enema.  I'm not a whipping post.  I'm not a rape boy.  No women who is not worth her weight in quality of character will ever dominate me.  No matter how attractive she is until she proves she is morally sound she will be my lesser.  When she proves the quality of her personality, she will be my equal in reality, but my superior in my eyes.  I won't pretend she's something she's not.

And to all the brat princess types on here YOU'RE NOT FUCKING SEXY!
You dominate the dickheads listed in the above paragraph.  That speaks volumes about the quality of your personality.  You can barely dominate the lowest ranks.

I've seen maybe two or three women I'd gladly do anything for here.  Not even as a method of submission or anything like that.  Just out of common decency.  
The hardest thing to find here is normality.  A lot of you seem so desperate to be normal and accepted and loved and cherished.  Be it as a sub looking for validation from a domme, or a domme looking to be worshiped by a sub. You don't have "Kinks".  You have insecurities.  In a vanilla world you probably wouldn't even register on the physical appearance radar.  To those of you who ooze physical attractiveness, (Genuinely), in reality, in the vanilla world everyone probably hates you and thinks your a bitch.   The spoilt brat types are probably too ditzy to get a legitimate job.  Daddy probably gave them everything they want. They have no life experiences and now think they are cool because they can get losers to take photos of themselves with clothing pegs on their dicks for $20.  So sheltered.  So fragile.  So willing to break under pressure.  Yet, you want to call yourself "Dominant"?    
The sissy types. Maternal issues.  

The problem is so many of you who live in these categories will chastise anyone who says they are only here for kinky bedroom interactions.  Call them "Fake" but they are the realest people here.  They aren't trying to fit some cliche.  They aren't trying to be accepted by a social scene. They're just trying to fuck some kinky women with a whip.  Why? Because they have dominated the vanilla world.  They are bored with it because they have dominated it.  They are the subs who have some worth because they have shown their skill in the real world.  They are the Mistresses who are worth bowing before because they are fighting the same battles with the rest of society.  Going through the same motions and dominating it, just like the subs.  They're not asking for some sissy to clean their plate.  They're asking for a man to fuck them like they are the only women in the world because they know they deserve a man of high stature and rank and authority to look at them and see them for what they are and for the effort they have put in to being all they can be. 

15/ 4/ 2013 3:26pm:


     Captains L--  Oh forget it!.  Can't be arsed.  I spoke to possibly the most beautiful women I have ever seen in my life today on this webpage.  I also spoke to two very intelligent people.  I enjoy these intelligent conversations I'm having.  I enjoy the amazingly beautiful one as well, brief as it was.  But the intellectual stimulates I'm getting here have been somewhat satisfactory.  Oh God...  I sound like a pompus arsehole! 

I'd like to reword that in words more akin to my actual vocabulary.  *Ahem.

"I've spoken to three really cool people here lately.  Ones so f**king hot she makes me want to dislocate my jaw just so I can let it drop further along the ground, the other two are possibly the smartest people I've ever spoken to online."

Some of my work got released today. I wish I could get all that stuff sorted out a bit quicker so I could focus more on applying myself to sites like this.  

A psychic friend was telling me about my soul mate last night.  IS SHE YOU? ... Imagine that?  We meet, get married, have kids, then when they ask "How did you meet?"  we can direct them here and frighten them for life with all the pop adds covered in dildos and stuff.  If she IS you, start making up a good story now!

OVER AND OUT!  Until we type again... BUH BUH BUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

14/ 4/ 2013  11:04am

    Captains log.  Collar ship Enterprise.  They have taken the log.  The space lumberjacks have stolen the captains lumber.  They hacked it down with their chain saw and axes,  their picks and wedges.  Now, the one bloody tree that was left on this pathetic vessel is gone.  With no logs for his fire, tonite the captain sleeps cold.  In a trek across the stars, no one can hear you shiver. 

...  Perhaps he will just have to resolve to cuddling up to the hairier members of the crew like the rest of us.  Perhaps if Scotty 'beams him up', tomorrow he won't be such an asshole.

      Is it too early on a Sunday to be on the internet with a cup of coffee as the sun shines through?  It is! Isn't it!  I won't remain typing for much longer.

      I've had contact from some great people recently.   I've come to realise that the sexier ones are all fakes.  However, I learned that lesson in reality long ago.  Beauty is only skin deep.  I can't look at these sexy women and take them seriously anymore.  Even the ones with photos of their flaps up for all to see. Just, flapping then in the wind, flap, flap, flapity, flap flap.  Like, Dumbo's ears.  When he uses them as a parachute. 

This is why I want a humble companion.  I've have trod the road paved with make up and models.  My penis felt like it was sliding head first along a slip n slide lined with gold.  But, my mind.  My heart, my soul has said, "The golden slip n slide is a bit boring now don't you think?"  And yes!  We tried to make it better.  We added metaphorical lube to it.  Lined it off a metaphorical ramp, put a metaphorical hula hoop into a metaphorical river and attempted to explain this metaphore like a metaphorical Youtube Video of some fat guy sliding down a slip n slide off a ramp into a hula hoop in a river, but once you sit back and ask yourself "Is this all there really is?" to something, it means you yourself all ready know the answer.  I all ready knew the answer.   That answer has lead me to an acceptance of the hearts and minds of the less favourable to look upon.  Because in most cases, they are not less favourable.  There is not an ugly feature on them and when they speak to me with all the creativity, sincerity and humbleness of of something deeper than a physical canvas then the words they speak paint more than a thousand pictures. 

 A picture may say a thousand words, but, 1000 words can reveal the soul of a picture in a way that the reality of photography can only fantasise of capturing.

12/ 4/ 2013 10:49pm

    It's Friday night.  I spent the day on this page and spoke to a couple of friendly people.  Not many though.  What do you say to people on here?  Everything has a sexual undertone whether you like it to have or not.  It seems a lot of people claim they aren't here for sex so why do they post up photos of themselves in the nude?  (Not that I'm complaining.  You all look wonderful.  My appendige shows its gratitude.) 

I decided to do a log because I love to write and never really wrote a log or a diary or anything so what better place to start than on a website dedicated to having your ass raped? (Not going to happen ladies.  Get those dildo ideas out of your mind from now.)

I can't spend another minute here today.  Life is too short.  I have recently been free'd and I don't dare confide myself to an online prison of wanting and yearn.  I have documentaries. They will save me.  Stephen Hawking is in them.  Yes.  I will indulge in the secrets of the universe.  No more bars.  No more clubs, raves, festivals and concerts.  No more pretty people covered in product.  Give me proper company.  Company that can indulge in the obscure, the bizzare, the strange and most importantly, the awsome. 

Until we type together next time my fearless friends of the cyberverse, good hunting.  Safe journey.  Have a nice day :D