Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power. -Oscar Wilde
Never mistake courtesy for weakness. To the contrary, it is the soft spoken you should be most wary of. For it is he who will whisper politely in your ear as he deftly steals your soul. - HD
Me - 6 feet, 4 inches 240 lbs, Dominant, intelligent and athletic with more than 20 years experience. A practiced, yet non-abusive misogynist, a competent sadist and I fuck for days.
You - An insatiable three-hole cum slut presentable enough to be taken to a black tie dinner. But an absolute savage behind closed doors. Preferences (though none should be considered a hard requirement)
1. Non-monogamous - I wont be. I wont require you be be either within pre-defined limits.
2. Breasts - D cup or larger. Interest points go up as cup size increases.
3. Body type unrestricted with the following provisions - Chest equal to or larger than hips, hips larger than waist. (as an example - 38-30-37, 40-34-38)
4. 30-70 years of age - interest points go up with maturity.
5. Humiliation and objectification friendly - You will be fuck meat, used, shared, traded to suit my desires.
6. Married, with or without spouses permission. With is best of course, but it is not a requirement. In fact, I prefer submissive couples. Interest points go up with a submissive partner, male or female.
7. Seriously multi-orgasmic. A girl should never have to settle for one per session. Unless she has misbehaved.
8. Women of color highly encouraged.
9. Bisexual
Again, none of the above should be considered discriminatory. The only true requirements are a good attitude and an insatiable sex drive.
7/1/2014 9:01:51 PM
Shut up and put your face in the pillow, this isn't about you........
5/21/2014 10:36:17 PM
Holy Shit! What is with the new trend of creating submissive profiles equal in length to the federal tax code THEN having the audacity to demand that I read the entire thing? It simply won't happen. Until I get to know you on a personal level, you're just not that important.
So, here's a hint, cut back to the essentials (think executive overview) and save something for the courtship. Otherwise, I hide your profile and you never get a second look.
12/3/2011 4:08:19 PM
I love the 'Hide User' function!
9/15/2006 9:07:32 PM
Does anyone else wonder how they came up with some of these interest titles?
Birdwatching on a BDSM site? Was that put there just to see who's paying attention?
