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| Sometimes you lock eyes with a man in an airport and you are positive that he considers kidnapping you, chaining you to a radiator in his basement and making you his sex slave for all eternity. I really wish you hadnt done that because that brief moment of eye contact has left me with no choice but to kidnap you and chain you up to my radiator in my basement at the lake house for eternity
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