Ok ladies listen up...profile and picture tips ok? That is if, only you are SINGLE and looking for a partner on a dating site. If you are here to meet friends, cool. First, I understand some of you may have personal or public reasons for not posting a photo of yourself online. Cool.
(guys don’t read this just keep posting shitty pictures)
But for those who don't? Stop posting elegant professional shots of sexy models and elven maidens vampire goddesses etc. as your profile photo, you are not kidding anyone. (Exclusions to you who tell us that you are a model in your profile and provide evidence that these are you and were taken professionally)
DON”T put single straight, bi- and looking for Dom male in the opening part of the profile then tell me that you are with a guy, so don’t ask me I am only looking for a bi girl for my master. YOUR OPENING SAID SINGLE LOOKING FOR DOM. DOM IS MASCULINE, SINGLE MEANS YOU ARE NOT WITH ANYONE
Hey, I get it, you like anime or a certain movie or some such and that’s cool. But don’t swamp your profile with it, it’s scary. Don’t show a group shot of you and the girls with out at least saying I am the blonde second from left, better yet just post a picture of you, alone. No identifying words? I’ll assume you are the big girl who is sloppy drunk with the ill fitting dress.
Don’t, Don’t…DON’T put up a picture of you and another guy, especially if you are hanging on him, kissing him or especially if you are blowing him or some such. I don’t care if he is just your brother, Dad, uncle or if he is your gay friend...no other guys, please. Just stop. And don’t cut anyone out either, that is just …gah
I am, looking for a girl for me, to be my very own. I am not so naive to think you are a virgin but if we get together I don’t need the fucking visual of you with another mans cock stuffed in your ass, cunt or mouth.
I really hate even if the girl is beautiful, dressed in the sexiest and most revealing lingerie, with thigh high stiletto boots sucking demurely on a lollypop with a burning dripping “fuck me” look in her eyes and she is standing in front of an open dryer with clothes spilling out and a greasy pizza box on top, a pair of shit stained mens boxers hanging on the door knob. I mean really? You go to all that work to look pretty strike a great pose and then your back drop is shit...wtf??
Oh and profiles??
Fucking have one okay? This nothing written in your intro after you've been on here for more then a goddamned week? And I know that not every single one of you is into beachcombing, alright? Especially if you live in fucking Nebraska.
Now I know the whole listing your kinks thing is a tricky proposition. If I don’t put enough I may miss that person who like sthat one thing. If I put to much I may put off one who doesn’t like that. But to check every fucking thing? To say I am into oral, but you don’t like sucking cock… THAT’S WHAT FUCKING ORAL IS
And you may as well put your weight on as well. I’m going to find out eventually and If you lead me on and when I find out differently? I will not be happy that you lied. So, if you are a big girl, then be a big girl, if you don’t like it then do something about it. But don’t not put it in build up a relationship then drop on me that you tip out at 250. I am not into BBW’s alright? Sorry, Call me a prick, call me shallow, I like what I like. You do too. I know many girls have passed me by because I am a big dude, I get it.
Have the decency to be honest with yourself and this site.
Of course that’s just my opinion….