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| Like Hephaestus was found unworthy by Aphrodite, so too are you undeserving of this goddess before you. There is nothing you can give me that I want; realize that now. It is you who are seeking something from me, & it will be upon my good graces if I do so choose to provide it for you.
If you make the choice of contacting me, you must abide by my rules & play my game. Otherwise, you will find yourself immediately discarded.
[1] You will always address me as Goddess. Not mistress, not miss, nor any other idiotic pet name you wish to bestow on me.
[2] Do not message me more than once. If I do not reply to your first attempt, it is because I do not wish to speak with you. Accept your fate.
[3] If I do find you amusing & decide to respond, immediately provide your name, state, & age.
[4] I will change your name, if I so decide to keep you around. You will answer promptly to it, & will not complain.
[5] Irritate me, & you shall receive a single warning. Annoy me a second time & you are automatically disposed of & replaced.
Be aware. Disobedience of these rules is not tolerated. Memorize them & follow them to the letter.
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