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Who doesn't love forced lactation?
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/03/03/tsa-hawaii-agent-made-mistake-about-breast-pump/
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Wishing all of my friends the very best for the New Year. May 2012 bring you all the joy and contentment you deserve!
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Merry Christmas to All . . . |
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Sometimes, chatting on the internet reminds me of that Queensryche song - "Silent Stupidity" |
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When all is said and done, more is usually said than done.
Nowhere is that more true than on this site. |
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Today I received an email from someone stating that she'll be in "/lv" for a seminar next week. That's all. Nothing else to it.
So . . . WTF am I supposed to do with that tidbit of info? If she want's something from me during her trip, shouldn't there be some hint as to what that would be?
I hate banal emails with no point.
And that was the rant of the day ;-)
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If you, as human being, are not mature enough to type the simple phrase "No, thank you." then you really don't belong on an adult web site.
If you're too busy to type 3 simple words, then get the fuck off the computer and handle your business.
If you're just too cool for common courtesy and social graces, then nobody on here is good enough for you anyway - log off.
If you don't know how to say "No", then go back to grammar school and learn.
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Online submission is like watching cooking shows on TV. It doesn't even smell good. |
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It seems some crafty script programmer(s) has been hard at work. Every day for the past couple of weeks I've been seeing 3, 4, 5 or more "hot" girls, 22 or 23 years old looking at my profiles. Same "girls" looking at each of my profiles in quick succession. The photos for these profiles are all snagged from other sites (thank God for Tineye.com) and all are obviously modeling shots. So, clearly, someone wrote a script that just cycles through all the collarme profiles and flags them as having been viewed. Not sure what the con is, but I guarantee there's one coming. Caveat emptor!
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Do you ever wonder if that profile with the really hot pics is real, or just some internet whack job who stole pics from a porn site?
This will help - www.TinEye.com
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For some odd reason that I have yet to figure out, I'm suddenly seeing a flood of "straight male Dominants" looking at my profile.
This started about 10 days ago and, as far as I know, nothing changed on my side.
So, what to make of that?
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Sad today. Thinking about some of the young women I know, the choices they have made, the horrible outcome of those choices, and why they continue to make the same mistakes over and over and over again. |
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So, I received an email today from a "Lesbian Male Dominant". All it said was "hi".
Seriously?
You have nothing better to do with your time? If some of these people would spend as much time on personal growth, business development, raising their children, or making a living as they do on wasted internet bullshit, the world would have to be a better place.
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TIP -
I just switched from Internet Explorer to Firefox and found a couple of interesting things.
First, the chat function on here does not crash Firefox the way it crashed IE.
Second, it has a built in spell checker. No matter what site you're on or what box you're typing in, it checks your spelling. Of course, that won't help those of you who don't know the difference between "lair/liar" or "then/than" or "women/woman", but for the literate people who just type too fast it's pretty handy.
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"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit"
~ Sir Winston Churchill
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* reprinted with permission from the author
Journal Entries for FeloniousKisses: |
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| Fetishes are a real hoot. (for a list go to this link http://www.thefetishlist.com/definitions.htm ) We have everything from diapers of the adult babies to diapers of the geriatric set. And all that falls in between. I have a coffee fetish. No, I am not talking about the often mentioned coffee enemas you hear so many people rave about (I prefer ingesting mine the old fashioned way)...I am talking about the sexual, sensual, lusty side of coffee when done right. Coffee done right is... any coffee that someone else makes for you! *grins* Bear (term I will be using for the dominant I have been involved with for about six years now) likes his coffee from a French Press...served to him in bed or at the computer or both. Sometimes before a blowjob, sometimes after, sometimes during. Coffee and blowjobs are the best way a girl can say 'I love you more than you think I do' to the arrogant bastard who is in her life. But as I woke up this morning, I realized... we all need a coffee slave. Someone who gets pleasure from making the perfect fragrant cup of joe for the person who is in true need of the flash of caffeine rising with the steam of the brew. You would think at this point that there would be a shortage of people to serve as slaves because who doesn't need a hot cup of coffee in the morning before they can face looking in the mirror at creature looking back at them. But I have discovered there are people who -don't- drink- coffee. *gasp* I know. Boggles the mind. Some of them drink tea (freaks)some of them drink organic juice because tea and coffee have caffeine, a drug. For these poor deluded souls, I offer salvation. Look into the coffee fetish. Not to consume but to serve. Do it for love. Do it for money. Do it for spite, or do it because you have to, honey (okay.. that was a total Eagle's flashback there, sorry). But just do it for the balance of birthing a new fetish into our BDSM world here that may one day be more popular than ponygirls or rubberboys. Coffee Slaves. Apply at your nearest Starbucks and start your training today!
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"Friendship is a dying art."
~ the Dread Pirate Roberts |
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Arguing online is like racing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you are still retarded. ~Anon.
Sorry for the political incorrectness, but some things just need to be said. |
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Ever wonder why men act like they're brain dead on here? Why they can't seem to read and respect what you've written in your profile?
Because this is what we have to deal with every day . . .
"Open to talk with everyone.
Please no men or couples."
Yeah. We're not included in "everyone". Kinda hard to figure women out sometimes. |
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From an ad titled: "professional lady, laid back and fun" . . .
"I am single and just recently moved from Pennsylvania to hear."
Apparently, her ears didn't work in PA. |
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From a Craig's List ad for women seeking couples . . .
"I am only interested in meeting individuals who are genuinely couples" |
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This one was pretty funny . . .
". . . with a man that understands me and love me four who I am." |
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One more, then I have to stop.
This was posted on Craig's List:
"We are a sexy professional couple . . ."
"Were looking to meet other couples who loves this fetish as us."
What professions are these people in? |
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Just to be fair . . .
I got this one from a client - a Marketing Director at a large casino in the midwest:
"We're so glad your hear!"
For real. She put that in an email to me and my partners. So you see, it's not just the BDSM community who has challenges with the English language. Even people who write for a living sometimes need to proof-read.
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Finally home!
"What a long, strange trip it's been." |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFJl46v776c
Pay particular attention to the chorus . . . |
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Ok, I swear to "gawd" that this is posted in someone's profile . . .
"Sorry foir all inconviences, this was not enticipated." |
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I saw a profile today of a 19 year old Domme who is "currently excepting applications". I cry for the future of our country...... |
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And today's winner is:
"I'm just me."
What does that mean? Who are you? If we all knew, you wouldn't have had to write anything at all. What a flippin waste of time and energy that statement is. |
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Pet Peeve Du Jour:
If you don't know the difference between "There", "They're", and "Their" then we probably won't do very well together.
As annoying as the above may be, I actually saw this from a D/s couple who claimed to be "upscale professionals" :
They actually used the word "are" when they meant "our".
That one almost made me laugh, but it was just too sad. |
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