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How Much is That Gorilla In The Window?
Seeking My Kinky Sweetie For a Loving Domestic Discipline-Based LTR.....
This is a serious & sincere search, so there is a LOT of info to read in this profile.......NO game-players or webporn skanks e-mailing links to other sites need apply.
I am very approachable & do not require the "Sir/Master/Lord/Grand Poobah" titles in e-mails.
What I'm looking for:
A female-who is single/divorced/widowed.....Currently solo/sleeping alone.
Those who seek a "Daddy Dom" may be in for a treat!
Age: primarily around 24 & over (Not looking to rob the cradle or the grave)
Body: I'm open....but no stick figures, medium build/curvy is a plus.
Height: I'm 5-9 & height isn't an issue for me
Hair color: any aside from HIDEOUS platinum blonde (I do love red/auburn)
Submissive but not a doormat or painslut.....Domme is OK as well if you seek a fellow Dominant in a mate. Switches are welcome also.
Any ethnic/religious background.....UK/Australian/Southern is a plus but not required.
Honesty is a MUST.
It doesn't matter if you are a HS dropout or have a PhD.......Just be interesting, creative & curious.
Cat owners are most welcome, but I do not like dogs.
Sense of humor/fun/adventure is required.
Want a serious long-term relationship (eventually! ;).
Be employed or at least be self-supporting.
Enjoy history, all kinds of movies,dining out,museums,travel & exploring NYC.
Mets/NY Rangers/Giants/Jets fan a plus but not required.
Be a GREAT kisser.
You should be compatible with the following D/s-BDSM interests-spankings/paddlings, light bondage including handcuffs and scarves, nipple manipulation, roleplay & forceplay. Ice & waxplay could be a possibility on occasion.
If you are bi that is OK.
Stockings/thigh-hi's wearers are a plus.
Drinkers are OK just as long as it's not a "problem".
I don't mind a smoker as long as your breath doesn't stink.
Have a sense of humor! (Sorry, but that needed repeating!)
About me:
Age 44
5-9
Brown eyes & hair.......No receding hairline here! LOL
Large build but proportioned & very active/been losing weight recently.
Italian-American Native NY'er Baptised as Catholic/confirmed as Greek Byzantine Orthodox but not a current churchgoer.
Pro-choice/South Park Republican but consider myself very independent politically on certain issues.
Huge history enthusiast & have been active in American Revolution reenactment since 1991.
Enjoy all kinds of movies, have a special interest in the Silent Era & often go to see vintage cinema at the Film Forum.
Very diverse sense of humor........Big fan of Monty Python & the Marx Brothers.
Extremely romantic & passionate.
I'm a GREAT cook.
Moderate drinker.......Usually craft beers like Sam Adams & Brooklyn Brewery.
I'm drug & disease-free.......But I can deal with a pot-smoker.
Very avid reader.
Music I'm into includes the Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Hall & Oates, Stone Temple Pilots, The Smithereens,Wolfmother, The Doors, Eric Clapton, The Kinks, Black Sabbath, Liz Phair, AC/DC, Van Halen, 60's-70's RnB/Soul, 1920's music & loads more.
All sincere replies will be answered.
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Are there any REAL women from NJ on Collarme who aren't scammers with pics of overgrown beach bunnies or men pretending to be female? |
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Women need to stop posting explicit vagina pics in their profiles......Seriously, I can't look at a pastrami on rye at the Second Avenue Deli the same way anymore! |
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I am still at a loss to understand why women post pics on here of them explicitly giving head to assorted men. Is that supposed to make them attractive to potential partners? Do they have no self-respect? Do they not have jobs? |
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Can someone explain why someone would put "horseback riding" as a hard limit????? |
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Why is it that women on here who make declarations on their profile about being owned or under consideration are alone again an average of three days later? |
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I often see references to "BBW Parties" on here........Having seen some of the mastodons that masquerade as true BBWs I have to ask: Where are they held? Do they reinforce the floors with concrete first? Is there a buffet? |
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Is it me or do half of the profiles of "submissives" on here have more demands than Palestinan Hamas? Then we have way too many people on here of either gender & all roles screeching about "fakes".........Fake profiles are fairly easy to figure out, fake people may not be unmasked for a while. |
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I GIVE UP.......Now I really have "seen it all" on here, a woman with a golf ball inserted in her vagina in one photo and another with an orange. WTF????? |
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I caught a bit of "Sarah Palin's Alaska" tonight I came away thinking a) Alaska is totally gorgeous & I'm proud it's our 49th state.... b) Sarah Palin is without a doubt the most annoying C.U.Next Tuesday on planet Earth. |
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I swear........I have seen more vaginas on display in CM members' photo albums than if I was a gynecologist. |
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Can someone kindly explain why women on here think that posting photos of their vagina or performing oral sex somehow makes them attractive to men???? |
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Never thought I was special enough to have a stalker on here but I guess there's a first time for everything! |
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Why do women on here sound like Igor from a Frankenstein movie droning on & on about "The Master"? |
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What's the point of posting a profile photo if it's not actually you? Sunsets & skylines are a waste of time. |
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Can someone please explain to me why women feel the need to post explicit photos of their vagina as well as pics where they performing sex acts on others? Is that supposed to be attractive? |
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I saw the Jenny Craig commercial with Sara Rue & Valerie Bertinelli again.......Is it me or does Sara Rue look just fine the way she is? |
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Can a guy doing a bad Robert Stack impression really save you 15% or more on car insurance? |
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As much as I feel sorry for the woman who had her face ripped off by the chimp she really had no business keeping a wild animal. I love bats but don't want one flying around my apartment nor would I have a walrus in my bathtub. (Yes, Ms. Face/Off was not the actual owner but she lived there & was active in the simian's daily care) |
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Jesus may hate the Yankees but even Satan hates the Phillies....... |
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TOO MUCH overtime lately........The extra $$$ is great but I need a vacation!! |
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Now the fake profile scammers are advertising "deaf slaves"........How exactly does THAT work???? |
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Riddle me this: How long until American teenagers are required to attend "Obama Youth" meetings?
What happened to all the anti-war protesters since January 20th??? Did opposition to the War disappear overnight even though The Leader is actually deploying MORE troops to Iraq & Afghanistan? |
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Can anyone explain WHY "Ice Road Truckers" is clogging up the schedule of The HISTORY Channel????? |
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Was Michael Jackson blowing Bubbles when he died? |
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So Michael Jackson is dead.........I wonder if he was caught molesting another boy & someone banged him on the head with a frying pan like in a Bugs Bunny cartoon to induce his "coma"? I was very sorry to hear of Farrah Fawcett's passing though. |
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I don't know who these "Jon & Kate" people are..........But they need to DIE. |
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NOW I've seen it all on here.........Some skank created a profile to sell her panties. I guess the chronic masturbators pretending to be Doms until their wife comes home from the Mall will be her client base. |
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Ray Manzarek & Robbie Krieger from The Doors were on Live From Daryl's House last night.....Songs included Crystal Ship, Roadhouse Blues & Break On Through.....Fucking amazing! :-) |
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This past weekend I received a great answer to my query below from a new friend on here......."If you always loved her, you never stopped!" |
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Is it too soon to start masturbating to Natasha Richardson's nude scenes again? |
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Ahhhhh..........St. Patrick's Day! :-)
When the Irish march up 5th Avenue & stagger down 6th.......Don't forget the bail money! |
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Gotta LOVE IT when people moan about all the "fakes" on here but freak out when you send a short,polite note to say hello........... |
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Speaking of The Beatles..........My Beatle jacket arrived yesterday, a stitch-for-stitch reproduction of the black suit jackets the Boys wore on the Ed Sullivan Show.........PERFECT fit & don't even have to get the sleeves shortened :-) |
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Today is the 45th anniversary of The Beatles' first appearance on the Ed Sullivan Show..........Yeah,Yeah,Yeah! |
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This morning I read on a subbie's profile that skydiving was a hard limit.........Didn't know skydiving was a fetish! |
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"All you need to have an asylum is an empty room & the right kind of people".........Eugene Pallette as Alexander Bullock in "My Man Godfrey"~~1936 |
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Attended my first S.I. Kink Munch last night & had a fun time :-) |
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When is CollarMe going to ban profiles from phonies/fakes from Ghana????? |
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Been in touch with a few interesting people so far since I rejoined the Site last week.........Certainly no shortage of phonies & drama queens though. What is it about people insisting to chat on Yahoo & Yahoo only? |
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