To quote Myself from 2012 (repeated in 2014 and obviously it's been way too long:)

"Hi"

"Hi, how's it going?"

"Hello Sir"

"Wanna talk?"

Are examples of messages that I will not reply to. (or will reply to scathingly.) If a Dom sends that to a sub, will they deserve a reply? Nope? Didn't think so ;) If you want me to reply, put some effort in.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-27192724

Please read pay attention of the interviewees descri-ptions.

In my opinion, there's nothing feminist in there. Either it's been misinterpreted, or they picked their angle/agenda and decided that whatever was said in interview would back it up.

To me, it sounds like a fair, open, mature and open-minded work atmosphere.

The latest Samsung Ultrabooks *ARE* nice :D

Amateur fetish world. Get paid to use your sub. Sounds almost too good to be true!!

What did Cinderella do when she got to the Ball?

Choke.

What is it with subs who claim to have "extreme interests" and deleting messages unread. Very strange. Doesn't matter what kind of message I send, nasty or nice, pretty much always the same.

To quote Myself from 2012:

"Hi"

"Hi, how's it going?"

"Hello Sir"

"Wanna talk?"

Are examples of messages that I will not reply to. If a Dom sends that to a sub, will they deserve a reply? Nope? Didn't think so ;) If you want me to reply, put some effort in.

Grrrrr plentyofhypocrisy won't let Me make an account :(

Clearly, I need to be clevererererer

Merry Christmas to you all! Or, at least MOST of you :) :p

I shall skip cheap innuendos and say that I hope Christmas is what you want it to be :)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2190863/Semen-good-womens-health-helps-fight-depression.html

It's in the Daily Mail. Must be true :p :p :p

It's good to try new things, right?

I want to try taking someone in for e.g. a week and trying my hand at dishing out domestic discipline and slavery. Might suit someone without much BDSM experience, I can instil the fundamentals of BDSM at the same time :)

I live alone, detached house. Ok, ok. I'm hoping to find some good company at the same time :D

"This may hurt a little, but it's something you'll get used to"

Yea, it's a song lyric and its original context is sexual, but it really does sum up EVERYTHING about determination, resilience and and the things life throws at us.

Ok, that's me done being emo. Carry on!

To quote Myself from June last year:

"Hi"

"Hi, how's it going?"

"Hello Sir"

"Wanna talk?"

Are examples of messages that I will not reply to. If a Dom sends that to a sub, will they deserve a reply? Nope? Didn't think so ;) If you want me to reply, put some effort in.

Collarme: Now THE place to be for gardening tips and the exchanging of beautiful flower pictures!

Who will bring light to My life while I show Darkness to hers?

Life is so much more fun when someone special has their hand in Mine.

Who so many viewers from the U.S.? Sure, it's cool to have people check out My profile... but you're all an ocean away!

Just blocked a new group of people. you had your chance.

If someone goes quiet on Me.... stops replying etc... I block them. My memory is hit n miss, so if I block you, it means I can't keep accidentally trying to talk to you.

:)

Take it personally if you want, I don't care.

As relevant as always:

Always amused by new people on this site who are "under consideration"

It's a BS term to give a Dom space to fuck/ use a sub while checking out other subs..... whilst ensuring the sub cannot keep their search going. Anyone gonna disagree?

Merry Christmas to you all! Unless you're a crap person, then I hope you have a crap Christmas :p

If in doubt, ask their age. That's saved me from two problems recently.

If you're under 18. just.... get off the site until you're old enough to be on here. Don't fuck it up for everyone else.

Does anyone else wanna send me messages like

"fuck off i hate scots"

You hate me because of where I was born? What exactly am I meant to DO about it? This is why bigots and racists can fuckin fall off a cliff for all I care.

Katarina Johnson-Thompson

Oh God, she's pretty!

ChronicLowEsteem clearly isn't low enough.

When will I learn? The more desperate they sound, the more likely they are to delete messages unread! :p

*sigh* if only a pretty no-limits punchbag would chap my door.

It's raining again. I'd wait an hour before I answered the door :D

It's been pissing down all day. I wish I had someone that I could tell to stand outside for an hour. Just stand there, hands clasped, either in a t-shirt and jeans or a nice summer* dress.

* PWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA. Summer. Pffffffffft.

My first death threat! I finally feel at home here. Jackass should have thought of how the words would be interpreted by others.

LOL!!!!!

"Going so hard on a sub, she wants to buy a kitten afterwards"

:D

If you offer it to me on a plate within a few days, I will lose most of my respect and interest in you. Easy does not hold my interest for long

"Hi"

"Hi, how's it going?"

"Hello Sir"

"Wanna talk?"

Are examples of messages that I will not reply to. If a Dom sends that to a sub, will they deserve a reply? Nope? Didn't think so ;) If you want me to reply, put some effort in.

Yawn! Timewaster. Blocked.

That is all.

I'm learning! If a profile on here says anything along the lines of "Just a slut slave to be used as your object" "however you see fit" "really do want to just be whatever you need" "any thing you wish" "i know my place as a slave" etc etc etc......

the more likely they are to delete messages unread.

I would like to congratulate myself for my massive cut-back in caffeine. Yea, it's made me crankier while I get over most of the cravings, but I feel as though my stamina, alertness and concentration are my own. It's kinda weird. I've been a caffeine addict since I was 10 so i've not known any different.

It also means the caffeine I *DO* have has a worthwhile effect :)

......and my pee is clearer because i've been drinking more water LOL

Thanks to all the people who have messaged me recently to thank me for my journal (i'm guessing it's mainly the jokes)

You're welcome :) *smiles and waves*

In return, i'll think up or find some truely terrible jokes to post up.

:D

You blocked me????

After a whole day of good chat?

Err....why?

Oh well. See my journal entry below. Enjoy your time on CM

If a user blocks me or comes across as fake/timewaster/scammer, I will block you. That way, I cannot forget and accidentally try to contact you again. (my memory is kinda hit n miss)

Why should anyone care? Because it means you get ONE shot at impressing me.

I believe that a Dom cannot really control or discipline a sub until he can first control himself and show self-discipline.

I have made a 100g packet of Mini eggs last me 4 days, AFTER being opened.

Form a queue, bitches :D

cuticollarsubx: got pictures, then stopped talking, no explanation. Not a good sign

Just had my first knock-back for insisting on her getting a health check & certificate.

Y'know what.... if that's her attitude, i'm quite OK with not being inside her ;)

Some people really have no manners. Would you walk away from someone in the middle of a conversation?

Urgh. I'm better off without these people so i'm pleased they show their colours early.

Still fucking annoying though

The never-ending joke on here: People being "owned" or "under consideration" within a few days of signing up.

Are these people scammers or just massively naive and being taken advantage of?

Yesterday I saw the most endearing fear :D There was a cute new barmaid in the pub and she was quite obviously terrified :D Wanted to give her a comforting cuddle....

I've been thinking.... I'd like to play with two pretty female subs. One is set tasks. Failing the task sees the punishment taken out on the OTHER sub...... maybe with a way for her to get her own back, should she feel so inclined.

:D

There is no such thing as "I made him" or "I made her"

They LET you. At some level, they WANTED to do whatever it is you're "making" them do.

If they genuinely DIDN'T want to do it, consider yourself a candidate for domestic/psychological abuse or sexual assault or some other such nasty thing.

As relevant as always:

Always amused by new people on this site who are "under consideration" or "have found the best owner/Master ever" in just a few days.

It's a BS term to give a Dom space to fuck/ use a sub while checking out other subs..... whilst ensuring the sub cannot keep their search going. Anyone gonna disagree?

bloodxlustxhazel : asks for pics, then once she has them, cuts off contact. Messages are deleted, unread.

Not a good sign.

To reply to some weird messages i've had....

Just because I mentioned a consensual violence fantasy, it doesn't mean that's the ONLY thing i'm interested in. I'm not a one-trick pony (or stallion... of course I had to say that :p) I am not going to try and beat every sub I meet. That's retarded. I like the colour blue, doesn't mean it's the only colour I wear. I don't add blue food dye to my food... y'know? :)

More "normal" BDSM is still why i'm here. :D

Got ID'd again the supermarket. It's happening more or less fortnightly since I turned 28 :D

Got booted off pof. Genuinely sad. It was kinda nice being the wolf amongst the sheep. Got WAY more messages than I do here......and most of them were very positive  ;)

x

I read so many female sub profiles "boo hoo i'm unattractive, I hate my body, i'm pathetic. Men pass me by. I'll do anything for a man. I'm insecure of other girls etc etc etc ad infinitum"

I send some a simple message, not deliberately playing to their insecurities.

What do I get? Abuse and a block.

Beggers CAN be choosers :p

Given up on (a rival site). The cliques, elitism and BS are more hassle than they're worth.

For a site interested in acceptance of the taboo, the irony is overwhelming

I asked the girlfriend the other day: "wanna try anal?"

"Fuck that shit," she immediately said.

That's ma girl

:p

Todays terrible joke:

Tried that erotic asphyxiation on the wife the other night during sex. She obviously didn't like it... she's been lying there for 5 days now giving me the silent treatment

.......................

Always amused by new people on this site who are "under consideration" or "have found the best owner/Master ever" in just a few days.

My wife was cooking breakfast this morning as my 4 year old daughter and I were at the kitchen table.
"Daddy", she asked pointing to the stove, "Where do we get bacon from?"
"Well poppet", I replied, "We get it from a pig."
"Wow", said my awestruck little girl. "What else do we get from the pig"
"A cup of tea and two rounds of toast if she knows what's good for her", I answered as the wife sobbed over the frying pan.

Scott Mills (Radio 1) just said something (totally different context to BDSM!) but I thought "i'd LOVE to say this to someone"

"Damage done. Love you. Bye!"

Saw a pirate in Glasgow with a stall selling costume pirate earrings for £2.

That's not bad for a buccaneer!

:D :D :D

Say what you mean and mean what you say! Think about how other people will read your words and keep them simple.... not with some unexpected interpretation.......

Every reason to suspect these users are fake:

DisneyDiva, Babysunshine & Purplecoconut.

Avoid!

Maybe some of you will be away from a computer for Christmas so i'll say now.... to everyone reading this- Merry Christmas!

If you're not reading this, sod ya :p

xx

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, what ya' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure.  I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking  lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance.  I left my wallet in the cab I took home.  I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me."
 
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing!  But enough about me -  how's your day going?"

Used with permission from Dommeonthehunt:

I want to go down on you & make you extremely happy. Then I want to come back up slowly & fuck you real good & hard.
Yours truely,
Gas Prices

xx

I have a joke for y'all coz i'm so nice :D

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says,

'We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks!'

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.

It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them,

The first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says, 'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to Spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck

And along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing.

With him is another extremely ugly man.

He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.Peter comes up to her

With the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on

.... Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.





St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, 'I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?'

The guy says, 'I don't know about you, but I stepped on a
Duck.