Once upon a time there was a kind and wonderful man...
I am not him. I am human and recognize that I have faults. I just prefer to think of my faults as features. Granted most of those features are not the kind you would order with a new car, rather the ones you have to put up with to get the things you really want and need.
Might as well get the deal breakers out there right away so lets go for the big ones first.
I am a single parent of two terrific boys. I will never put my needs or desired before theirs. Sorry, that's just how it is. On the bright side; there is room for one more.
I am NOT a lifestyle Master. As mystical as that sounds, the thought of someone actually having another person locked away under their bed 24/7 forever is just creepy to me. Granted I've never actually locked a woman under my bed for more than a few months at a time so I am basing the 'forever' thing on the fact that it did bother me a little after a few weeks.
So, why am I here if I am not into the lifestyle? Well, I want more than to merely subsist day to day with someone. I have the crazy desire to be with someone that we both care for the other so much that a mere vanilla relationship would never satisfy our need for the other. Someone that we both can escape the inescapable rigors of daily life with, all be it temporarily at best. Be real, we all have responsibilities that HAVE to be dealt with, no getting around it. Thinking you can flee the world permanently under my bed is ludicrous. For heavens sake, where would I keep the wrapping paper if you lived under there ? You can't just think of yourself. You have to consider what I want to do to you too.
Sorry, I digress. Seriously though; I imagine maybe 70% vanilla and 30% Ds/Kink, yes, I said kink, that is what it is and calling it anything else is just trying to justify it to yourself. Please understand that kink is not necessarily sex related. It can be so much more, but the sex stuff is the most fun. Come on now, you have to admit it would be great to have someone desire you so much that they want to do kinky things with you, bear in mind they want to because they LOVE you, not because they LOATH you. To trust another enough to be rendered defenseless at their hand and then depend on them to protect you, that is a life bond. If you can trust them for that, you can surely trust them to pick up some eggs on the way home. Reminds me, I forgot to get eggs today.
This is the part where I can just start making things up because nobody ever actually reads this far into a profile. Anything really. I could just copy a few pages out of the dictionary and you might think it was a story about EVERYTHING and all the sentences just happen to be in alphabetical order. Gee, I wonder what order the words are in a Japanese dictionary ?
Oh, almost forgot that I still have to explain what I want now that I've glossed over my shortcomings.
A sense of humor, though that is negotiable. Seriously though; I am more a butt guy. Ok, a sense of humor and a butt. The rest is negotiable. Oh, and someone that is not claustrophobic. I hate the banging on the underside of my bed all night.
I guess I really should be more serious but I don't have time right now, it will have to wait.