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Sleazyweazel
Hetero Male, 42, Edinburgh, United Kingdom 
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Sleazyweazel

Been away from this site for a few years, but now back. Older, greyer, heavier, but arguably no wiser. Updated a few pics, and will sort the rest of this out at my leisure.

 

Might as well start with a bit about me. That would be 'me' as in myself, not as in 'I want do this, then this, then this, then this...' Oh, and if I was a *Real* Dom (tm) I'd be calling myself 'Master Overlord High Uber Admiral Darth von Weasel' or somesuch nonsense. I'd even witter on about teaching all three grammatical persons, rather than just terminating with the third person like every other dick-head wannabe. :P
 
Keep reading. If I haven't offended you then we might get on.

I am your average scion of an otherwise respectable family. Vain, egotistical, vaguely materialistic, shallow, opinionated, obstinate, and generally right. Disgustingly well educated and utterly bone-idle. Flippant, irreverant, aggressive and argumentative. An "Arsehole" to those who lack insight and/or a sense of humour. Crippled with arthritis and floating on painkillers. Open minded and with a criminally low boredom threshold that made the drift into BDSM inevitable. Those are just my good points...

Actually, I'm strangely worth it too.

Not convinced? Try me. Due to  being able to read, I can maintain a conversation on almost anything; but don't ask for my opinion on correct terms of address or Big Brother as a smack in mouth tends to offend. Oh, and don't call me m/Master or s/Sir (I dunno wtf is with the capitilisation... is it like pHuNkEySpEaK?), a simple 'Sleazy' will do. Or 'Mr. Weasel' if you must, but strictly speaking that's my father. Bonus points for 'Uncle Sleazy', especially if you're in pigtails.

I will also say that every adult relationship I've been it was kinked in some way. I am also currently Single (as in 'no partner', not as in 'don't tell the wife'). Puts me a rung or two above the self-important, mid-life crisis, fornication brigade, eh?
Oh, chances are that we'll not get on if you are a Poly-Wally, part of the Munch-Bunch, or a Scene-Queen. I have my reasons... not least of them being that I'm completely comfortable in who I am. I've also been doing this for half my life so fuck your posing, needy desperation, and self-help group mentality. Anyone left?

So what am I on here for then? Christ... (no, not literally, I am offensive - not desperate). Anybody with half a brain who can hold a conversation without saying "emote: kneels before you" or "call me *Mistress* Wasp-Chewer" within the first half-hour would be a good start. I don't have a "type" per se, although in the past (much) younger subs (and the odd naturally dominant woman) have worked.   Ultimately though I'd love a long-term relationship with a fellow perv that would seem "normal" to the outside world, but actually would make Messalina blush. Nae pressure though as I'm still *cough* young(-ish). Ach, an old man can still dream...

What am I *not* here for then? No marrieds, no polys, no bdsm-clubbers, no players, no fantasists, and no online-only. If your profile mention that idiotic financial-domination nonsense or rinsing (other than for your hair) I am simply not interested. This is my sexuality, not a fucking job!

 

Other than that, use your imagination. Here are some clues:

Experienced Dom-y Switch-y guy.
Comprehensive list of interests (see tab above)
Hasn't just read 'BDSM for Dummies' after turning 30-odd!
Might have a teeny wee sense of humour


Let's get one final point cleared up. For me, 'switch' is simply shorthand for 'sexual-sadist-meets-anal-slut'.  Besides, being a switch is rather like being bi - you like both, but do not necessarily need both with the same partner. Just because I *can* switch, and *do* switch, doesn't mean I *will* switch with you. Funny the people who seem to think you'll cry "all change, ding-ding" halfway through...
 
 
 

2/28/2018 12:48:41 AM: 'Wanna come back to mine?  We can listen to Q Lazzarus, and you can watch me sew....' :P

8/18/2017 8:59:42 AM: Back sewing again, and with leather too. ;-)

3/2/2017 5:35:57 AM: Three years later, and I'm back...I believe rather a lot has happened to both myself and the site in that time. Anyway... let's start again, shall we?

4/7/2014 2:14:24 AM: Oh, and *absolutely* no... Poly-whatsits Baby-whatsits Fin-dim-crim-thingers Marrieds (or generally Not Single) Scene-bores

4/7/2014 1:58:40 AM: Right, just a wee update. I have made a conscious decision and am now actively looking for a sub (although a switch would not be turned away). Line forms to the right... :-P Mind you, that would rely on this site not being a hotbed of fakes and fantasists.

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