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FYEO1337
| Hetero Male, 29, Phoenix, Arizona
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Phoenix Arizona 5' 8"
130 lbs
29
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06/05/20 |
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Im a good cook, I can teach you how to make the perfect pizza.
Make a dough that is spherical like the boulder Sisyphus used to meaninglessly roll for no reason same as your absurd pathetic life.
Slide the roll back and forth over the dough, remember Schopenhauer words that life swings like a pendulum backward and forward between pain and boredom.
Add any topping that you like, or dont like, doesnt matter. push to an oven with a temperature comparable to the grieve for your lost dreams.
Go back, look at the mirror and examine how life crushed you to be similar to all the losers out there.
Bon appetite.
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2/10/2018 1:23:51 PM: Consider yourself lucky, compared to the female Mantis that needs to eat her lover head after having sex to kill him. you only have to talk to him for like 5 minutes! (sometimes 2 are enough)
1/28/2018 6:58:42 PM: This website should be renamed to 'sometimesIwork.com'
1/24/2018 7:00:38 AM: After the pizza success, you are left wanting more. Bring the water to a boil, make sure it's not lukewarm like your monotonous daily routine.Throw the potatoes in and let it cook. don't worry if it blowout, there are many other potatoes and the universe doesn't revolve around this one in particular.Existence is suffering, and you deliver the potatoes it's share by mashing it like this. And now you have the perfect mashed potatoes, if only you would leave it unseasoned so it would remain tasteless.
1/18/2018 8:02:00 PM: Today alone, your superfluous existence wasted approximately 550 liters of oxygen. More or less similar to a cow.. except cows are more useful.
1/13/2018 6:05:02 PM: yes, you're better than me. If that will make you feel better.
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