Collarspace

I recently moved to Gothenburg, after six years in the frozen north. I dont know a lot of Gothenburgers, so feel free to say hi. Ive heard theres a good chocolate shop around here somewhere, but I havent found it yet.

Im originally from southern Sweden, but have been living in Ume for the past six years. I go back down south quite frequently, so Im happy to talk to people around there too.

I got my masters degree in 2012, so now Im indubitably a real master. Now Ive also finished my PhD, which will surely make playing doctor much more realistic. More specifically, Im in computer science. Ive been working on a secret project for the military, who are planning to use it to spy on you on the internet. But its the Swedish military, so theyre not very scary. Ive also worked on some more theoretical things in automata theory, which Id be happy to explain if you have half an hour and a fetish for feeling intellectually inferior.

In my free time I spend a lot of time sitting by my computer and thinking about complicated things, which happens to be the same thing I do at work, so it can be hard to tell them apart sometimes. I also play the piano, write music, play computer games, and watch silly American comedy shows. Im working on becoming a connoisseur, but Im not sure what kind. Not wine, I dont like wine. Maybe apple juice? Or chocolate?

Ive learned a lot of useful things from sites like this one. For example, Ive learned to wiggle my ears. People write the most absurd things in their presentations, which puts a particular expression on my face, and it happened so much I learned to use entirely new face muscles. Thanks, CS!

Ive also learned that no matter how bizarre the sarcastic things I write, someone will always take them seriously. Did you ever notice, by the way, that sarcasm sounds a bit like orgasm? Okay, not sure where I was going with that thought. For those interested in etymology, I can tell you that orgasm comes from a word that means to swell with strength, whereas sarcasm comes from a word that means a piece of meat. Hmm, Im starting to sound like Seinfeld, did you ever notice...

I was thinking, when people say in their profile that theyre DD free and looking for role play, do they mean, like LARPing? Ive also seen a lot of women saying they love BBC, which I guess is understandable, I mean, all the period dramas, and the murder mysteries, oh, so many murder mysteries.

See? That was sarcasm. Just figured I should point that out. I know, Im alienating everyone who didnt get the DD joke, but I cant help it. Sarcasm, its like a drug, I tell you. There should be a support group. Sarcasts anonymous? Is that a word, sarcast? I can picture it now. Hi, Im Bob and Im a sarcast. Its great to be here. Really. Im sure thisll be such a big help. Im not at all here just because my wife made me.

Okay, Im done now.

When it comes to BDSM, I like a bit of everything, I guess? Ropes and beatings and whatnot. But mostly Im into the mental aspects of it all. Lately Ive also been doing a lot of hypnosis. Its remarkably effective. Works well online too, if youre interested.

Im not a fetishist, Im not into roleplaying, Im not turned on by animals or pooping on people, etc. Id like to be bi, but its not looking good so far. Sometimes I feel like Im unusually normal among BDSM people. Especially here on CS. A bit like a really tall dwarf, if you see what I mean.

There, youve finished reading my whole profile. Well done you! Have a cookie. Now what? Well, that depends. If you think, as someone put it, that Im terribly boring, I guess you could look at some other profile, or maybe go for a walk, get some fresh air, you know? If on the other hand you feel that you cant get enough of me, how about you send me a nice little message? Maybe just tell me whats your favourite potplant, how you feel about mansard roofs, or whats so great about the number seven, because really, I have no idea.

Live long and proper.

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There seems to be a lot of people here who think that they are the center of the universe. I think that too, but Im a physicist, so I can prove it.