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Since well educated professional, with no kids, non-drinker non-smoker, no tattoo’s, stable, usually mature and no domestic abuse history is a turn off I am going to try something different. Here it goes: Self absorbed liar looking for a great woman to fix me. I am unemployed with no prospect of a job, and not really interested in one anyway. Besides by the time I get up in the afternoon all the good jobs are taken. You’ll have to pay for everything. I do have a car, but I live with my mom and like that I don’t have to do my own laundry so if you don’t like doing laundry or dishes you’ll have to change to accommodate me. Also the crust isn't going to cut itself off my sandwiches. Be prepared to provide gas money whether I drive or you do. I have a lot of unresolved anger issues that we will need to sort through at some point as a result I have intimacy issues and am usually emotionally unavailable. I am still in love with my ex-girlfriend whom you will never measure up to. Likely I will hit on your friends and if you have a sister that would be GREAT! Oh sure I say I like children, but really I don’t and I’d appreciate if you didn’t inconvenience me by asking me to help with yours. Plus I’ll be too busy with my friends to worry about your problems. By the way my friends will occasionally need a place to stay so I hope you have a comfortable couch (for you not them - they need their rest and men never sleep well on a lumpy couch.) I currently do not have any drug addictions but I am looking for a new hobby, so I encourage you to be clean because someone’s pee has to go in the cup at the probation office. You better be hot, cause that is all I care about in women! But if you have a boat you can substitute your photo with a photo of your boat. The above is to be taken lightly. Yes. I have photos, because of professional and privacy considerations I don't post them. I will be happy to share them after an email or two. Just an FYI, but I don't think everyone needs access to see my glorious photos. No super models need to worry about losing their job.

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