I'm looking for someone to toilet train me. I know this isn't everyone's cup of tea, but I've always wanted to do it.
Really looking for someone local to train me (say within 100 miles or so), but I am always happy to take suggestions on how to be a better toilet.
I am working on training myself now, and I just bought (and am still waiting for) a funnel gag to help with this.
Update: The funnel gag has come in, now I just need someone to lock it on me...