Dear Stronginstructor:

Please forgive my boldness of approaching you without permission.  You have consumed my mind already and I am most eager to please you.   My body aches with desire but my mind tells me to take it slow.

I come to you with my eyes lowered... humbled that you show me any attention at all.  I must know more about you so I have a few questions I would like to ask.  If I am too forward in my thinking please feel free to put me in my place and I will beg for forgiveness until you are satisfied.

Otherwise here are my questions:

1.  What is your definition of a D/s relationship?
2.  During play what names should you be called?
3.  What is your favorite sex toy?
4.  What type of medication are you on?
5.  Have you ever had any unexplained rashes around your mouth or cock?
6.  Have you ever been charged or convicted of a crime?

truly yours,
dixieland delight

Dear dixieland delight:

You have asked questions of me without my authority to do so.  You will be punished accordingly.  Nevertheless I have completed more reading in my “How to be a Dom” book and have gained some actual experience over the weekend and will privilege you with a response.

A) your first question “What is my definition of a D/s relationship?”  I have learned from the book that a true Master takes his time to really learn about the sub, to understand if there is a true connection, and determine if there is mutual respect.  A true Dom may take weeks or even months to not only capture the subs soul but infiltrate her heart.   But I was thinking maybe I could meet you on Wednesday and I could start pounding you on Thursday, because its been a while since I had any FREE pussy, and I need to get some as fast and as often as I can before you learn I only thing I care that is in your head is your mouth.   O’ Sh*t, I didn’t say that out loud did I.    That was just role playing. 

B) your question what name should I be called during play.   That’s easy.  LordMasterMajestySirDomTop-JJJJ. Learn to say it fast between each moan.

C) Your question favorite sex toy?  Well since Mamma Broke her hip I have been gaining some new experience.  Since she is in traction I have gained a lot of knowledge about pig ties, suspension, and I even built a stretcher table.  Since she was yelling and screaming so much when I hung her from the ceiling I also have a new appreciation for gags.   Once when I hurt my back the chiropractor used electrical stimulation on me, So I tried this on Mama to.  Just to warn you I have you learned that if your going to use a cattle prod you do need to turn the ampage down.  Mama is a big women and all but I  it was just a little to much.

D) you asked what medications am I on.  Many I cannot spell, and a new one too, made of Elk Antlers which increases semen production.  I have been overdosing on this one lucky you.

E) you asked if I have any unexplained rashes my penis or mouth.  This is an easy one,  NO, they are all explained and pretty consistant.

F) you asked if I ever have been charged or convicted of a crime.  I was charged twice with running in the neighbors pasture but both times the charges were dropped.  There was never ever any proof I actual caught that sheep.  Those buggers can move.

I think we should meet as soon as possible. We have emailed three times now so you should mark your profile UNDER CONSIDERATION, and act as though you wear my virtual collar. I want to spank you, make you get on your knees, punish you if you look at me, or speak to me out of turn.   Is that ok?  Is that ok?       

Dear DixielandDelight

You and I are destiny, of all the 782 personalized spammed IM’s I sent out to prospective submissives you were the One to respond.   This is only my second email to you and I just know we have a special connection.  (Please disregard the 42 IM’s I sent to you late last night and into the wee hours of the morning, that was a keyboard malfunction due to me spilling Mountain Dew on my keyboard yesterday)  And I did get my book “How to be a Dom” in yesterdays mail.  I am already up to Chapter 3 and know I am a true Dom.    YOU MUST NOT TALK TO ANYONE ELSE,  CALL ME BY “DOM HIGHNESS” and MEET ME ASAP.  Straight from page 36.  DO YOU UNDERSTAND.  Opps, skip that, page 37 says that’s what desperate wannabes say.   Well I also read how a true Dom is not just a Dom to submissive women but is usually also a leader, business owner or of some position of authority.  I can assure you that I am on that path.  When I go to work tonight at Peppees Pizza I am going to demand that I not only deliver the pizzas but Slice them to.  That will help me with that knife play you so sweetly hinted at.  The book also states how true Dom’s are usually homeowners,  Has a Dom ever asked you do you want to go back to my Apartment. LOL.  Guaranteed when mama dies this house is mine.

Speaking of Mama, she fell and broke her hip yesterday helping me carry lumber down the basement stairs to build a Rack.  The book says no dungeon should be without one.  Anyhow I did manage to finish the rack my disassembling part of my waterbed.  I can’t wait to the day your bound to it.   Can you send be a picture??,  you dirty little sucker, I am going to pull your hair!! Did you like that?, did you like that?, did you like that?.